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AutosRe: SOLD!!! Cleaner Than Tok (rarely Use) 2015 Mercedes Benz Gla250 (kaduna) by Kenmatt(m): 9:20am On Aug 21, 2023
Babe, your Autos are always so clean.

I will surely buy from you.

But can I can get any of your clean Autos with 1.5m
SportsRe: Luis Rubiales Kisses I Jenni Hermoso On The Lips During Awards by Kenmatt(m): 8:48am On Aug 21, 2023
I saw it live.

It might be because of this intended kiss that he was hugging and carrying them up, wait for this girl to come so that he will do what he has made up his mind to do.

Thinking he would deceive us all as we will just assume that it's normal he continued hugging and carrying others up .

I even screamed; what the hell is this man doing?
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Kwankwaso, Obi Discussing Merger To Wrest Power From APC - AriseTV by Kenmatt(m): 8:19am On Aug 21, 2023
Story.

Arise TV which is an offshoot of APC wants to play with our intelligence.

Who told you that two Hausa men will allow an Igbo man to lead the merger Party if formed.
FamilyRe: When Your Wife Loves Sex And Always Craves For More by Kenmatt(m): 7:14am On Aug 21, 2023
Gadafii:
this is not so true oo, you can never satisfy a kpekus, if you like dig her like drilling machine, that one no means she no go cheat, if she’s a freak she’s a freak no amount of. Drugs or fruits or style can satisfy

I know girls that can’t go beyond 1 round,I have met one that was ready to take my life with multiple rounds and she no go tire, na me later japa when I broke down with malaria and fever after 3 days of intense sexual rogbodiyan

Another one is I was with a girl one time, she had countless orgasm that there was hardly a dry patch on my bed, that incident had actually made me crave for more of that experience, instead of her to rest like you said up there, forget women love sex pass men, don’t ever think you can win the war in that battle field you go just die

As for you op, I don’t know what to advise you oo
Your limit is another person's unit.

Stop generalising men's strength based on your personal prowess.

What we are talking is a natural endowment.
EducationRe: Outrage As UNIBEN Security Slaps Student Over Alleged Indecent Dressing by Kenmatt(m): 7:08am On Aug 21, 2023
9jaRealist:
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What unfortunate accident of birth placed all of us in the same nation with these Neanderthals?!
The PRIMITIVE DISGUSTING, DISGRACEFUL AND DESPICABLE MISOGYNY here should make sane folks ashamed to be Nigerian!
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You carry Lapi they gather people comment just to quote them no means say you know wetin you dey talk.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A 23 Year Old Graduate Working As A Housekeeper(cleaner) Pls Help Me by Kenmatt(m): 3:44am On Aug 21, 2023
I don't even know how most of you do gush most times.

OP, don't you know that your breakthrough can still come via that Housekeeping job you are doing?

But may I ask you, how did Amoda the Presido break through came if not through a housekeeping Job.
FamilyRe: When Your Wife Loves Sex And Always Craves For More by Kenmatt(m): 3:18am On Aug 21, 2023
Wizardslayer:
Please people that married a woman that keep asking for sex sex and they're never tired of it. Please how do you cope with the unending demand for sex.
I don't really like commenting on these sex, romance section but it's just boredom that brought me here this earlier morning.

Now, let me teach you some techniques.

Be eating well, eat nutritiously.

Don't joke with those fruits some one mentioned above.

Above all, just calm down, don't rush her.

Don't just be doing every day like that, give her like days, by then you're good to go.

When you hit, you hit as if there is no tmro. Hit her like four to five times before morning, she will eventually thank you for that.

Hitting as if there is no tomorrow doesn't mean you killing your self as if you're fighting her. Find out how she enjoys it most, some like it fast and furious while others prefer slowly but deeply.

And again, give her some days again before you come up.


During the time "Baddo" was trending, I hit one Chioma to the extent that when Chioma had gone back to her house, she called me and told me that the one she enjoyed most was number six (6). I actually hit her seven times before morning.

Chioma later was on me to marry her, she was showing me her account balance just for me to know that she is not doing badly too. She was then a Primary School teacher in government School.

Then dread was not common as it is today, I was wearing dread some how, she insisted that I must cut it, I refused, untill I told her that even my Mom won't force me to cut it and I do let alone you, and also said to her that you even want me to take you serious when you're a "Runs girl" that was when she gave up.

She later sent a picture of her and a guy to me just to make me get jealous, in order to lure me back but I didn't give a damn.

Today, I'm still looking for such girl that will love me more than I lover her, that's when you will have mind peace as a man and live long on earth.
FamilyRe: When Your Wife Loves Sex And Always Craves For More by Kenmatt(m): 3:05am On Aug 21, 2023
tee59:
straight to early grave
It's a lie.

I once had such a girl before.

She told me one day that if She gets married that her husband will never cheat, I asked her how? She said; "Him don f.uck me finish come get the strength way him go carry go f.uck another person"

Truthfully, I was making love with this Bae, one night I nearly fainted, I calmed and coordinated my self. Had a good night rest.

She later opened up to me that she left her boy friend simply because he can't do as I do, that he will only give her "head" just to compliment it.

That she loves me because She is a Tigeress while I am a Tiger in Bed. That her previous boy friend taught her f.uck in Lagos.

I would have married her but she later went to her Vill to get married that her Mom wants her to marry around and not go far 'cos she is the last born.

Chika, wherever you are, I hope God is blessing your marriage.
EducationRe: Outrage As UNIBEN Security Slaps Student Over Alleged Indecent Dressing by Kenmatt(m): 8:35pm On Aug 20, 2023
But that Bae na my spec shaa.

Black chubby beauty.

How can I get her figures?
EducationRe: Outrage As UNIBEN Security Slaps Student Over Alleged Indecent Dressing by Kenmatt(m): 8:30pm On Aug 20, 2023
I didn't read this story but I will tell you that the Security Officer didn't just slap the girl simply because her cloth is too short.

That girl must have "sharped" her mouth too much for the guy and it resulted to such over reaction by the guy.

On a second note; that Security guy must also be one of them, "Tight or Strong" that gave him the impetus to slap a girl Student without taking into consideration who her BF might be.
PoliticsRe: Blue Economy: 5 Things To Know About Tinubu’s New Ministry by Kenmatt(m): 8:51am On Aug 20, 2023
"Make we leave grammar abeg".

I can remember vividly when Sanwolu was about taking the mantle of Lagos State, he went for a short Course abroad on governance and administration.

Today, what's the effect of that Course? What will be will eventually be. It's just common sense and having pity on the masses, that's all it requires to lead the people well.

If not, all these men are all just after their personal pockets. Tell me why Fuel subsidy was removed and the man on the Street are suffering, Oga at the top opened his mouth wide so that he will dispense billions of naira to State governors to alliviate the hard effect of subsidy removal.

Who is actually feeling the brunt of the "fuel subsidy removal"?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th August 2023 by Kenmatt(m): 2:49pm On Aug 19, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

All my fellow Stakers

Lets bloody this people


I see goal goal

What do you all see?
Let me give you 1.53 odd


Liverpool-1
Barca-1
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All Stars: "Doctors Said I May Never Have Children" – Uriel by Kenmatt(m): 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2023
irunoko:
you talk too much and generalise too much.so you mean every woman that's not able to conceive took postinor or didn't treat infections properly.its clear you're either Still a teenager or have not yet seen life.who told you virgins don't also fall into this category.you clearly have a lot of growing up to do
Why are you even crying here?

Cry me a River!!!

Most of you who come here to claim what you're not are all bursted.

It was easy for you to call me a Teen Gee.

But I am very sure I am older than you.

Think before you talk.
PoliticsRe: Fake Vs Original Pictures Of Peter Obi & A Female Fan by Kenmatt(m): 5:36pm On Aug 18, 2023
If na Kenmatt, Dah Babe go just dey form
Diva.
For her mind; "I dey give Nigeria social media President" my Phone number.
PoliticsRe: Fake Vs Original Pictures Of Peter Obi & A Female Fan by Kenmatt(m): 5:35pm On Aug 18, 2023
BoldBrainz:
Lol.
Funny thing is, I know the girl in the original photo.
Ask her since way Obi Peter collect her number to nack her, how much him don give her.

Him no go ever give her better money cos him too stingy.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All Stars: "Doctors Said I May Never Have Children" – Uriel by Kenmatt(m): 5:24pm On Aug 18, 2023
I didn't read but are you sure you don't know the gospel truth?

Most of you have shattered your ovary ground with drugs, Postinor 1,2,3 and so on...

The rest have blocked their fallopian tube with mistreated or untreated infections.

Now that the only thing they will ask you is; "I hope you didn't cum inside me?"
PoliticsRe: Kids, Market Women Rock All Eyes On The Judiciary Polo by Kenmatt(m): 5:17pm On Aug 18, 2023
Someone said; "wear am for Lagos make we see"

But on a serious note, why is it that APC people are seeing this as if it's all against them.

Even the LP, PDP and also APC could still be the brain behind those projects.

Even though "All eyes is on Judiciary"


Are APC trying to tell us something in another language that they actually didn't win the election and thereby feeling guilty of the Clarion call by the people for the Judiciary to deliver without fear or favour.
PoliticsRe: Kids, Market Women Rock All Eyes On The Judiciary Polo by Kenmatt(m): 5:17pm On Aug 18, 2023
Mosba:
As if APC people too are not putting eyes on judiciary
But
PoliticsRe: Kids, Market Women Rock All Eyes On The Judiciary Polo by Kenmatt(m): 5:14pm On Aug 18, 2023
Wetin the Market women know about Judiciary?

Dem just wear am base on the propaganda way them don carry full their eardrum.
WebmastersRe: Do You Still Use Facebook? Share Your Thoughts! by Kenmatt(m): 5:00pm On Aug 18, 2023
coputa:
Facebook cannot be wished away, if you are not on Facebook your social media life is dead including business
Don't talk what you're not sure of.

I do most of my deal on WhatsApp.
WhatsApp is Bae.
WebmastersRe: Do You Still Use Facebook? Share Your Thoughts! by Kenmatt(m): 4:59pm On Aug 18, 2023
I'm not even on Facebook.
WebmastersRe: Do You Still Use Facebook? Share Your Thoughts! by Kenmatt(m): 4:58pm On Aug 18, 2023
Emeka71:
But wait a minute; why is twitter no longer opening but now showing x?
Because you're outdated.
PoliticsRe: #AllEyesOnTheJudiciary: Another Billboard Sighted With "25% In FCT Is A Must” by Kenmatt(m): 12:21pm On Aug 18, 2023
But Obituaries sorry Obidients can not win the case just because of twenty-five percent.

That alone is not a sufficient merit to win the case.
PoliticsRe: #AllEyesOnTheJudiciary: Another Billboard Sighted With "25% In FCT Is A Must” by Kenmatt(m): 12:16pm On Aug 18, 2023
The brain behind that Billboard didn't get it right.

That is a "MUST" sounds negative and will not portray the message as intended.

It would have been; twenty-five percent in FCT is THE LAW.

Simply because that's what the Law says.
SportsRe: I’m A Pure Yoruba Man From Nigeria - Emmanuel Adebayor by Kenmatt(m): 9:48am On Aug 18, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:
Omo ale.

I'm high as fuc.k rite now grin
You're high as fuc.k with that small smoke and Four Cousin that has 11 percent alcohol
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Slams NDLEA For Inviting Naira Marley To Their Office by Kenmatt(m): 6:28am On Aug 18, 2023
TinubuThief:
grin
To Tonto really needs good sex to calm here nerves down. I mean big gbola that will make her squirt and scream so that her brain go reset for good
C'mon stop typing rubbish if you don't understand anything.
SportsRe: THROWBACK: Atlanta 1996 - Nigeria "Dream Team" Won Gold In Olympic Football by Kenmatt(m): 6:41pm On Aug 17, 2023
gaskiyamagana:
One of indomine generation on NairaLand we always talked about.
Shut your mouth!!!

I watched that game live.
SportsRe: THROWBACK: Atlanta 1996 - Nigeria "Dream Team" Won Gold In Olympic Football by Kenmatt(m):
Na Olympic them win, them no win World Cup.

Nigeria no sabi play football abeg!!!

Them still dey celebrate 20 yrs ago winning till today.
PoliticsRe: What Will Wike Bring To The FCT As A Minister? by Kenmatt(m): 10:29am On Aug 17, 2023
Absolutely nothing.

He doesn't know Abuja, he is not an Abuja boy, he is "Potacot" boy.

There will be no 17 billions coming every Month from FAAC as an allocation.

Therefore, you will all hear nothing from him this time round.

"Baba just give am this one make e no be say him no give am shishi"
PoliticsRe: Security Forces Deployed To Abuja-Kaduna Trains, Stations And Rail Corridor by Kenmatt(m): 9:54am On Aug 17, 2023
It's a great measure.

Some people above are myopic that they will always pick holes in everything.

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