₦airaland Forum

I have said it before that, APC and PDP are one and the same.

Those of you killing yourselves and fighting each other on social media over one of these parties are FOOLS of the highest order.

See APC claiming to be fighting corruption, cannot organize a free and fair primaries while the so-called biggest opposition party in the country is organizing two primaries in one state for one election.

Chai! Since 1999 Nigerians have been scammed, first by PDP, after that APC took over.

The only way out for us is to fight for yourselves and reject both parties come next election

APC and PDP dey scam us at the same time!

Bb

That lecturer dey mad!

For no reason should he slap that student.

You go find out say na because of handout or textbook e dey slap d boy.

If na d me of undergrad, maybe I go take am, but if na d me of now wey dat lecturer dey slap, heyyyyyy! Kasala go burst!

I go slap that lecturer back with backhand and front hand.

After dat, I go wait am outside school wit my goons.

Wan fall my empire for?!!

E dey mad!

Amiee99:
The upper part of the body is the same proportion as the lower part.
She has a pear shape

If you think I'm lying, ask.

Have a second look at that picture escpecially the one she is putting on black and tell me that is not an hourglass shape.

No b only pear shape, na banana shape...

Do I smell jealousy here...? Hmmmm.....

Amiee99:
The upper part of the body is the same proportion as the lower part.
She has a pear shape

If you think I'm lying, ask.

Have a second look at that picture escpecially the one she is putting on black and tell me that is not an hourglass shape.

No b only pear shape, na pineapple shape...

Do I smell jealousy here...? Hmmmm.....

Amiee99:
The upper part of the body is the same proportion as the lower part.
She has a pear shape

If you think I'm lying, ask.

Have a second look at that picture escpecially the one she is putting on black and tell me that is not an hourglass shape.

Do I smell jealousy here...? Hmmmm.....

Thats is the shi.t!

This is the kind of people I want to hear about.

Venturing into unknown yet lucrative territories; making money as well as a name for themselves.

Ekuru:
If we have less of university curriculum and more of entrepreneurship education, Nigeria won't be having massive number of job seekers after university.

This poster is a prophet. Not all those our money and fame hungry men of God always seeing doom left, right and center.

Bless you brother for these true words.

So long you are a member of APC, your sins are forgiven!

Amiee99:
That's not hourglass

Madam, please what is hourglass?

This is what is going to happen next week sunday at that church.

1. There would be three offerings next week sunday.

2. Two sowing of seed.

3. Two first fruit offeeings (at the middle of the year ).

4. Two testimony time (which would both be followed by offerings).

5. Every member must pay their tithes next week (whether or not you have recieved salary for the month of June).

Honestly, I would give my bottom dollar to see the look on both the owner of the car and the pastor respectively.

Gosh, that would be epic!

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Egbele Papa 1 of Bayelsa are you responsible for this?

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Oga Oyegun, it is too late to cry when the head if off.

E don happen, na how we go take manage the situation, mak Nigerians benefit, na im u supoose dey talk here, not playing politics.

Smh....

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Now that is what I'm talking.

I can bet she put in a lot to move from that almost obessed teen to that hour glass figure she has got.

Thats the kind of tranformation we need in this country. The one that would make other countries give positive comment.

Infact transform your life by fulfilling your dream of studying in Europe or America. September admission is on. Check my signature and feel free to ask any questions.

Jakumo:
Twerking to sell phone handsets is a welcome development, however better selectivity must be applied to the dancers, so that women with over-sized gluteus-maximus (yansh, to you ), would be required to re-apply after losing some weight.

It is not pleasant at all to be confronted with a violently twerking yansh that is so big as to pose an imminent threat to unsuspecting bystanders.

I enjoy you sentence construction here, I no go lie.

I don laugh tire especially @bolded.

Laughs again and falls into Benin moat.

sinaj:
power of exam

Ritzychic:
exam tinZ ni

Oh! No wonder.

Only smtin as powerful as that can make the unusual happen.

Success ladies.

sinaj:
lol m reading my book dnt distract me

If I hear.

Since when you come prefer book to gossip?!

Anyway, just thought I shld get an "expert" opinion on the bone of contention here.

sinaj:
lol m reading my book dnt distract me

Oh, sorry for the disturbance.

Just thought I shld get an "expert" opinion on the bone of cpntention here.

irunoobo:
Rochas is the only presidential material in the east. He keeps making friends and building brigdes across the ethnic divide unlike the hatred and victim mentality of most IPOB yoots. God bless Rochas, God bless buhari

You really have no idea what is happening in your country and who politicians truly are.

If you did, you would not make this comment.

irunoobo:
Rochas is the only presidential material in the east. He keeps making friends and building brigdes across the ethnic divide unlike the hatred and victim mentality of most IPOB yoots. God bless Rochas, God bless buhari

You really have no idea what is happening in your country and who politicians truly are.

If you did, you would not make this comment.

MadCow1:
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All this because of how much biko nu?

You deserve correct slap for this comment.

Even if na one naira, na your money

If that money wey Ecobank no gree give her back miss comot you salary or your profit for business, you no go ask management say wetin happen?

Why I dey even waste my time sef. Your moniker explain everything finish.

See im head like roasted corn!

MadCow1:
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All this because of how much biko nu?

You deserve correct slap for this comment.

Even if na one naira, na your money

If that money wey she dey find miss comot you salary, you no go ask management wetin happen?

Why I dey even waste my time sef. Your moniker explain everything finish.

See im head like roasted corn!

Op, weda you put up all the tips wey dey dis world on how to deal with exam stress, if your lecturers mean u, ur own don finish.

Just believe in yourself, pray and do ur best in the exam. Sheikena!

If you want to study in Europe or America, admission has begun for September intake. Check my signature and feel free to contact me for any inquiry.

I no fit comment for this one, na women affairs be dis.

Sinaj abeg, help me chuck mouth for this mata.

My dear, if to say economy no too bad and say u no kom b student on top dat, I for say mak you gather all the necessary evidence, use am carry Ecobank go court.

By the time you begin deal with dem, the kind beg wey their MD and Awka branch manager go beg you ennnn....e go pass Zenith Bank people own; na ground dem go lie down beg you.

In the main time, just use their customer care and continue pressurizing them. They would surely return your money. Patience dear.

In the maintime, if you intend studying in Europe or America, September admission is currently going on. Grab this opportunity and make your dreams come true. Check my signature for more details and feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

Make sure the blogging don dey pay already before giving any positive response or else na laptop una go cook chop.

youngest85:
So U want lawyer to overturn d tradition?

U must b joking!

This is one of the problems of Nigeria. Like the poster above this mentality needs to be gotten rid of.

IMO, any traditon that violates a person's fundamental human rights must be abolished by making it unlawful anda crime against the laws of our country; just like as female genital mutilation was made criminal to stop the dehumanization of women in certain cultures inour country

I love our African cultures and traditions but if it is marginalizing and dehumanizing, criminalize it!

Make sure the blogging don dey pay already before giving any positive response or else na laptop una go cook chop.

dayveed1:
lol bro wizzy no dey nl now

The guy dey. E moniker na BabaNla....

sosanova:
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APC no dey hear word, we have told them times without numbers that;
PDP is Niger Delta
Niger Delta is PDP[/size]

How has the Niger Delta improved under PDP? Please explain.

kenonze:
Hmmmm.

Anything Ijaw youth is synonymous with violence.

There are always different fashions.

Both PDP and APC fashions are all killers.

Factions, not fashion.

Abi APC and PDP get their own trending fashion styles?

Wizkid abeg use ur influence and fame take talk to this government mak dem make life better for us; even if na one song wey dey talk about how we take dey manage for dis Naija, e no go too bad.

I know say u no dey feel d suffering but we ur fans dey feel am and if things worse expect am to affect you too. One day you go do show, na few people go kom because economy don pass as we fit handle.

In the maintime, look my signature if you wan study abroad. Admission for September on start ooo!