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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo On Kissing Spree At Baby's Dedication [PICS] by kennykendo(m): 10:44pm On Jun 28, 2017
iamdull:
Rawbish
Nonsense people
your moniker and signature says it all....
Crime / Re: Man Batters Wife For Starving & Dragging His Sick Mother On The Ground (Photo) by kennykendo(m): 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2017
Evaberry:
the mother in law is indeed a witch
that's why she's paralysed..


the man needs to be castrated that's why I keep saying men are scum

only a foolish man will protect his witchcraft mother

1. Do you have brothers? because tomorrow your mum will be a mother in law.. I hope she'll be a witch by then..

2. Men are scum? what grade is your father? or brothers or masculine relations.?

3. Tomorrow whether you marry a man or a woman, you'll be a mother to a boy..and one day you'll become a mother in law..... (you'll bear him for nine months in your womb, (you complain of ordinary constipation and menstrual cramps, wait till you get even 5months pregnant, you'll not wear your slim jeans, you won't lie down properly, you'll be weary of your tummy to avoid pain.. ), you'll sacrifice to raise him in poverty or riches, you'll fend for him in sickness and in health, he will grow into a man, get a job and decide to marry, sharing with his wife his plans before he even visits you, you get partial stroke, he brings you to his house with househelps surrounding you to give you the best care..and his wife will call you a witch, drag you on the floor and starve you in your own son's house) hope you are ready for it?

IMO, condoms, postinor 2 or any other pregnancy preventing method would have prevented this speech......

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Sets Instagram Ablaze With This Her Photo by kennykendo(m): 8:43am On Jun 28, 2017
Igboblog:
Popular actress, Rita Dominic got her fans talking after she shared this hot photo on her Instagram. See photo and fans reactions below

Source : http://ndigboblog..co.ke/2017/06/rita-dominic-sets-instagram-ablaze-with.html?m=1

shift let me fry beans
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Nnamdi Kanu's Influence Reducing Because Of His Utterances by kennykendo(m): 8:36am On Jun 28, 2017
Solowande:
That is one thing abt the ibo's, they are good at biting d fingers dat alway feed dem. They can't be trusted.

gbenueosun joor
is your brain paining you?

if I decide to attack your tribe with my smelly mouth that has no control, they'll say we have started..... bere bere ooooo

your signature says warri abi....so you be warri pikin.... egbon stay clear....no normal person will see you insult them in the open and smile.like its nothing

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Best Sex Position?? by kennykendo(m): 11:20pm On Jun 27, 2017
solomon4samuel:
Some love it fast while a lot others love it slow and gently for a proper pleasure.... The question,which position do you like best to provoke the burning sensation?

I've got 3 actuallygrin

1. in the bathroom with the shower slowly running, her back's against the wall, with her legs tied round my waist line and in my arms too...then I do the slow start and increase the tempo along the way.......

2. if she's endowed with curves and ass..she lies face down.. and I get in from the rear slow start, then an increase.

3. I lie with my back down and my legs on the floor and she's on top riding..

don't call me crazy...I just love to spice up my sex life..

grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Emmanuel Uchenna & Family Kneel As Apostle Suleman Prays For Them (Photos) by kennykendo(m): 3:17pm On Jun 27, 2017
for real

Politics / Re: Wike's Face Of Disgust As He Visits Dilapidated School Of Nursing Port Harcourt by kennykendo(m): 3:10pm On Jun 27, 2017
even small

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Politics / Re: Wike's Face Of Disgust As He Visits Dilapidated School Of Nursing Port Harcourt by kennykendo(m): 3:09pm On Jun 27, 2017
Koi

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Politics / Re: Wike's Face Of Disgust As He Visits Dilapidated School Of Nursing Port Harcourt by kennykendo(m): 3:09pm On Jun 27, 2017
grin

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Politics / Re: Wike's Face Of Disgust As He Visits Dilapidated School Of Nursing Port Harcourt by kennykendo(m): 12:09am On Jun 27, 2017
ehm

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Politics / Re: Wike's Face Of Disgust As He Visits Dilapidated School Of Nursing Port Harcourt by kennykendo(m): 12:08am On Jun 27, 2017
again

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Politics / Re: Wike's Face Of Disgust As He Visits Dilapidated School Of Nursing Port Harcourt by kennykendo(m): 12:08am On Jun 27, 2017
another

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Politics / Re: Wike's Face Of Disgust As He Visits Dilapidated School Of Nursing Port Harcourt by kennykendo(m): 12:06am On Jun 27, 2017
hehehe

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Romance / Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by kennykendo(m): 11:28pm On Jun 26, 2017
ThosynThosyn:
Felt Hot yesternight and then decided to visit An Ashewo bar not to far from my place.On getting there I relaxed a little and then went to pick a girl so I could get in action on time and leave on time, got there,met a short fair lady at the entrance with a nice shape and quite beautiful, greeted her and negotiated for 700h.
Fast forward,we were in her room getting down to action,started firing slowly and then begin to increase my stroke fast when all of a sudden my engine just knocked :'

she tried all she could by caressing both engine and my nipple but all was to no avail:' It was one hell of an experience for me.

Most painful and sadden part for me was when I went out,the other Ashewoes and guys I met when I got their kept looking @ me like no be this guy enter now, like am a one minute man. I know blame them.

pls my guys in the house with a similar experience, I really want to know why my thing got knocked in d act,what to do next time if am about to go into d act.....

Note:It has happen to me twice before and came up after,surprised it didn't come up yesternight.

2.Was my first time bleeping an Olosho.

3.Also my first Using protection.....

Matured Response pls......... I feel good sharing here as I can't tell my friends due to bashing tho I know some will bash me here but I seriously don't care..............

from what I deduce, you are always anxious when you are on top of a woman.. because you want to please her and last long.. plus when its time for sex you get over excited....

here's my advice
1. if you watch a lot of porn reduce it. most of them take drugs to act their scenes..porn can affect you if you want to perform all you are seeing thereby causing anxiety and stress on yourself....

2. when you want to have sex with a lady, relax your nerves by taking a deep breathe and let nature take its course.. don't try to please her or try forcing your mind to keep you up...the more you do this, the more your joystick loses its power and then it goes lump...some joysticks after they go lump, it is hard to get them up again.

3. once you start, know her body system. There are ladies who can't stay up to 10 minutes during sex, so once you understand her biology via pre-intimacy and penetration, the results should be used to your advantage.
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Always Scared Of My Dick To Have Sex by kennykendo(m): 6:00pm On Jun 26, 2017
Sagamaje:

Thumbs up for you bro
kosi wahala padi mi grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Always Scared Of My Dick To Have Sex by kennykendo(m): 8:58am On Jun 26, 2017
Sagamaje:
Thank you all for your last advice. I told my wife that I masturbates most times because she turns me down most times when I want sex. I was shocked when she told me that it's because of my dick size, that it scares her most times. Now am lost o. I married my wife a virgin but me have truncated a lot of labia. Now I think about those girls I truncated formerly cus they give me all styles even with my big dick. Now I am shocked lost o

1. is she always dry? if yes engage in a longer period of pre-intimacy (if you don't do pre-intimacy you are causing more harm) to make her wet from within.

2. if her wetness is short timed, after pre-intimacy engage yourself and her with lubs it is very necessary... To prevent bruises inside her. Look for oils with good viscosity.

3. After all these, penetrate slowly and not in full force.

4. Penetration shouldn't be full (if your dick size is big because of its girth half penetration is advised for a longer time before you go in full, if your dick size is big because of length, try half penetration during missionary DO NOT TRY FULL because her pelvis will suffer the pains.) If you want full penetration (that's if your dick size is long,let her lie down with her chest and butt up by now you must have engaged in pre-intimacy and lubricated her and yourself...then go in from behind not at full length but halfway... until climax and tempo are increased you can proceed to a gradual full penetration.....


this should help.....

but first seat her down and talk to her...
Forum Games / Re: If You Were Paid For The Things You Have Done (photo) by kennykendo(m): 11:36am On Jun 25, 2017
jesusson22:
Mine would just be 1k...
How much is yours?
http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/if-you-were-paid-for-things-you-have.html?m=1
2k+1k+3k+8k+3k+1k+4k+5k+3k+1k+4k+1k+3k+3k=42k...
Romance / Re: ...ladies, Which Digger Is Your Favourite ? by kennykendo(m): 1:25am On Jun 23, 2017
am a five owner with a lil more girth. grin grin grin
Gaming / Re: Most Overrated Video Games Of The Decade by kennykendo(m): 8:24am On Jun 21, 2017
Vasaratti16:
God of War
Alot of Nairalanders are going to come at me for this, but that doesn't mean i shouldn't speak my mind. At some point - possibly at E3, as Sony seem to be bringing Kratos back again - they might as well just call it "God of War: Square, Square, Triangle" instead of God of War 3 and be done with, as the winning formula from the first game has barely been improved upon since. After playing the game and its sequels and comparing it to all other games, I can safely say that this game has the most over bloodline fan base for such a bad game. I can tell you this about the campaign, I never died, and people whine about Halo games being easy, the puzzle part is mind numbingly easy, and I never could like Kratos, He is the biggest Asshole I have ever seen, watch the game and you'll see there is a reason why I feel sorry for Zeus and the Gods. Unlike most Video game characters which are noble, Kratos is the poorest excuse for a good character and constantly reminds me of Hoped from Final Fantasy 13.

op for this particular game, meh you still a novice...

you might be a gamer and all but nope

from your write up I deduced that your choice of games are the 'plakow plakow' games...

GOW remains an unbeatable game in the genre of history and adventure....


what will you say about Erragon that was a big hype, Lord of the rings, Superman Returns, Injustice Gods Among Us 1?

bro..you got your preferred games... not all these are horrible..

my opinion though.
Phones / Re: You Shouldn't Care About PHCN Again With This. by kennykendo(m): 5:47pm On Jun 19, 2017
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Romance / Re: I Will Reveal My True Identity On 15th , June by kennykendo(m): 2:30am On Jun 18, 2017
whywhyogun:


what are you talking about ? Yoruba ?

whywhyogun is it hard to just upload 'a picture of you' on your profile dashboard and take it down later at your time?.

I wanna believe you do not have an alternate account because most people who alternate accounts have signatures in line with yours.

there's a thin line between self confidence and extreme egoism. you seem to portray the latter,in any case you can stress or gather much comments..
Romance / Re: 'Started In The Friend Zone, Now We Are Getting Married' - US Basketball Player by kennykendo(m): 5:23pm On Jun 16, 2017
only with matured minds
Romance / Re: Can I Touch Your Peniss Without Being Penetrated ? by kennykendo(m): 2:43pm On Jun 16, 2017
whywhyogun:


indeed, ask your promiscuous black sisters, who has not played more than 10 boys before she gets married with one of them ?

how can your black sisters be still attracted to black boys ?

she should feel fed up with BBC, according to your theory.

luckily, I am a white lady. every minute I know this difference. so , I will never feel fed up. no for 100 BBC I touched. race is such a good thing. diversity is nice.

race is such a good thing huh?
promiscuous sisters you say?

well, we have the right to freedom of speech no less...
but don't generalize on something you aren't sure of...

if I did walk down the same path as you are now ( generalizing based on race or promiscuity)
nairaland might not contain the level of argument (which necessarily mustn't be negative) of this issue.

you got your opinion I got mine, diversify your views. perspective and understanding...

and as for the race, I love my skin color....you love yours..none's superior or outstanding than the other....

BBC or SBC everyone has their taste...

check before spec
Celebrities / Re: John Legend’s Wife Reveals Why He Stopped Doggy Style S3x Position With Her Husb by kennykendo(m): 9:35am On Jun 16, 2017
femi4:
Its not like you ll be hitting the cervix back and forth and you are hitting just the cervix ending anyway. Let her scream different once in a while. I hate mono ringtones, it can be boring atimes

sure bro, but something funny happened to me one time, after a session with a lady, she told me she felt pain inside her during the moment grin grin..

so after following her symptoms plus what I was feeling, I discovered it was her cervix I was hitting...I'm not the fast one minute type though... I start slow and increase the tempo, slow down and increase again..

she says am the only one who has in her years of fvckery hit that area....so I guess now wherever she is she'll be satisfied with who she is..

I hate monotones too..the multiple tones ginger the grinding....

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Celebrities / Re: John Legend’s Wife Reveals Why He Stopped Doggy Style S3x Position With Her Husb by kennykendo(m): 9:35am On Jun 16, 2017
femi4:
Its not like you ll be hitting the cervix back and forth and you are hitting just the cervix ending anyway. Let her scream different once in a while. I hate mono ringtones, it can be boring atimes

sure bro, but something funny happened to me one time, after a session with a lady, she told me she felt pain inside her during the moment; D grin..

so after following her symptoms plus what I was feeling, I discovered it was her cervix I was hitting...I'm not the fast one minute type though... I start slow and increase the tempo, slow done and increase again..

she says am the only one who has on her years of fvckery hit that area....so I guess now wherever she is she'll be satisfied with who she is..

I hate monotones too..the multiple tones ginger the grinding....
Romance / Re: Can I Touch Your Peniss Without Being Penetrated ? by kennykendo(m): 9:26am On Jun 16, 2017
whywhyogun:


how many boxers do you have ? maybe only 2. and you are too lazy to wash them alternatively, everyday. so, how can you keep your peniss clean by a boxer worn for a week ?

that is why I prefer to masturbate black boys . I have to .

hello, the fact that the blacks you've MET might be dirty, heck doesn't mean everyone of us is ..and besides seeing most dudes unclad (myself included)... I doubt you might resist the urge.. so plating with a BBC or SBC can still activate or trigger the you in you...unless....
Celebrities / Re: John Legend’s Wife Reveals Why He Stopped Doggy Style S3x Position With Her Husb by kennykendo(m): 9:16am On Jun 16, 2017
nkowalo:


hmmmmm. professor I hail


Deep penetration during intercourse can be immensely satisfying, and make you feel really connected to your partner….but sometimes has the less-satisfying effect of causing you pain . When the cervix is bumped, it can cause cramping in your uterus that ranges from mild to severe, or cause a dull aching or pressure-like feeling throughout your pelvis. Some women are more prone to cervical contact, if their uterus is tipped back towards their tailbone (or “retroverted”), bringing the cervix up and closer to the vaginal opening. The good news is that while cervical contact may hurt, it doesn’t hurt your cervix – no damage done. The best way to avoid it is to be maximally aroused before penetration – when the vagina is fully engorged, it gets longer and wider, and gives the penis more room to play, hopefully away from your cervix. Extra lubricant couldn’t hurt, as well.


hahahahahahaha I'm no prof ooooo
Celebrities / Re: John Legend’s Wife Reveals Why He Stopped Doggy Style S3x Position With Her Husb by kennykendo(m): 9:15am On Jun 16, 2017
femi4:
The womb experience is quite different. You can't compare ordinary nerves or vaginal walls to womb

yes bro I agree but biologically speaking, some wombs are softer than the others and can experience some issues during intercourse.... especially dicks with solid heads ..


as well wombs develop at a slow rate in some women.

it is important to note that it isn't the womb that is hit..but the cervix ....you know most women have lower cervix close to their vagina than others...but the ramming of the dick on her cervix doesn't mean her cervix is getting damaged..Deep penetration during intercourse can be immensely satisfying, and make you feel really connected to your partner….but sometimes has the less-satisfying effect of causing you pain . When the cervix is bumped, it can cause cramping in your uterus that ranges from mild to severe, or cause a dull aching or pressure-like feeling throughout your pelvis. Some women are more prone to cervical contact, if their uterus is tipped back towards their tailbone (or “retroverted”), bringing the cervix up and closer to the vaginal opening. The good news is that while cervical contact may hurt, it doesn’t hurt your cervix – no damage done. The best way to avoid it is to be maximally aroused before penetration – when the vagina is fully engorged, it gets longer and wider, and gives the penis more room to play, hopefully away from your cervix. Extra lubricant couldn’t hurt, as well.

if the pain is witnessed during doggy, then less of it should be used...
Celebrities / Re: John Legend’s Wife Reveals Why He Stopped Doggy Style S3x Position With Her Husb by kennykendo(m): 9:01am On Jun 16, 2017
nkowalo:


so na by that. funny dude
it mustn't touch your womb, there are so many nerve endings in the vagina that will make her scream..

you just need to understand her body.
Celebrities / Re: John Legend’s Wife Reveals Why He Stopped Doggy Style S3x Position With Her Husb by kennykendo(m): 8:59am On Jun 16, 2017
nkowalo:

hmmmmmmmm. I love the grinding not the pounding
hehehehehehehe
Romance / Re: For The Guys!!! See 20 Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl And Make Her Wet… by kennykendo(m): 3:42am On Jun 16, 2017
nkowalo:
for instance me nd a guy are chatting a, and he asked me. are you alone? I will not reply him again because I know where he is going. I don sex chat

are you alone? grin grin

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