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Celebrities / Re: John Legend’s Wife Reveals Why He Stopped Doggy Style S3x Position With Her Husb by kennykendo(m): 3:41am On Jun 16, 2017
nkowalo:
lol. quite funny, me too I don't like it. it as if it touching my womb

sure if he's good at grinding and not just POUNDING... you'll love it..
Romance / Re: How Girls Ask For Sex. by kennykendo(m): 11:32pm On Jun 15, 2017
the shy ones will stare into your eyes, even if there's no light, you will see the glitter in their eyes.

if you refuse or you no grab, they'll start acting funny
grin grin
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 18-Year-old Deaf And Dumb Virgin In Ogun (Photo) by kennykendo(m): 11:19pm On Jun 12, 2017

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Education / Re: Nairaland Contributed To The Success Of My JAMB by kennykendo(m): 8:08pm On Jun 12, 2017
NLProblemChild:
Weldon..

gringrin your moniker thoughgringrin
Romance / Re: Ladies! Can You Buy A Car For Your Boyfriend? See Hilarious Replies by kennykendo(m): 9:30am On Jun 11, 2017
nkowalo:
yes I can but he must be my husband first before talking about that. because guys can't be trusted when a girl start spending on them. am speaking from experience

dear the same way guys can't be trusted is the same way ladies can't be trusted, why ?

because we keep meeting the wrong ones...

but that doesn't stop you or myself from spending when we have loved ones, disappointments are bound to happen as long as we exist, I have come to terms with that and I bother less now when I get disappointed .

that's why I am single and observing the world, because if everyone of us is to come out with our pain that we hide inert, you might not even want to speak.
Politics / Re: Man Bows To Nnamdi Kanu Throws Bible PICS by kennykendo(m): 9:31pm On Jun 10, 2017
dealslip:
I thought they say Igbos don't bow to anyone.

dear I am Igbo, we only bow to Eze or Igwe that's the name we call our kings...

as for Nnamdi Kanu, my dear...let the people who bow keep bowing to him..its their cup of coffee..
Romance / Re: Can I Touch Your Peniss Without Being Penetrated ? by kennykendo(m): 2:25pm On Jun 09, 2017
whywhyogun:


when I am talking with a black guy, or any one who is not from my race, I would first think of his race background , and put that race before his name. this is natural.

I always say black man, black woman.

see ?! if I am really an African , a Nigerian, I would never use "black " , because that is taken for grant.


hmmmmmmmm

Romance / Re: Can I Touch Your Peniss Without Being Penetrated ? by kennykendo(m): 1:42pm On Jun 09, 2017
whywhyogun:


are you sure you are not a gay ?

because, this is the skill how I , a white woman, tending a man. and that is my favorite skill, a killswitch.

I would bite a man's ear/earlobe by my firm lips, which is made firm by my teeth under them. and then, I would blow hot breath from my nostrils/mouth to his ear. and apply my hand to gently touch his peniss. the other hand to rub his robust haunch . that is the way I treat some black boys. that is why none of them argue "masturbation is not nice enough" "when solid, vagina is the only way", no such stupid comments. because my hands are better than most women's vaginas.

ok op continue....

I am not gay, I am just someone who has a sexual experience I apply with women...


for the fact you keep quoting 'white woman'

you have given me ample reasons to doubt you....


like someone said

why why ogun
Romance / Re: Can I Touch Your Peniss Without Being Penetrated ? by kennykendo(m): 1:37pm On Jun 09, 2017
whywhyogun:


I am a white lady, I refuse any rude man to touch my breasts, but not because I worry about being aroused, which I would never be, but because I am a demure one.

no, white men / women would not be so easy to be aroused, that is why I wonder and start such a thread in a black man forum.

I didn't mention a black or white man or woman.

I generalized it! ok

I wasn't racist and neither should anyone be..

being demure or modest as the case may be, it shouldn't determine your sexual activities.

I used to have a white female friend who is quiet, shy and reserved. but in the bedroom she's a tigress

P.S ..if you haven't been aroused before by strokes on your tits then your sexual life is confined
Romance / Re: Can I Touch Your Peniss Without Being Penetrated ? by kennykendo(m): 1:03pm On Jun 09, 2017
whywhyogun:
I am a white lady, full of sex fantasy about black men. there are so many cute guys in Africa. I can not help thinking , what if I can touch anyone of them , without punishment, without any more involvement with sex, if I don't want to .

since playing with peniss is the standard fore play for further sex, I am afraid that, if I give a man such a hint as "I want to touch and play you peniss" , he would go down to the end .

and since, according to me, 5 out of 10 black boys are cute, even I have to accept the consequences of playing their peniss, I simply can not
allow half the men whose peniss I intend to play , to come into my hole.

so , this is the conundrum , raised by a white lady, to you black cute boys. how do you think ? can I randomly play with any one peniss and stop anytime I want ?


op a slight touch on the man-rod can send a million signals to the brain...

can you withstand a man playing with your titties?

or stroking the little traces of hair down there or nibbling at your left ear, without you getting aroused and dripping wet? its not possible...

and hey why do you just want to play with the man-rod?
Gaming / Re: Top Video Games With Great Storyline by kennykendo(m): 12:32pm On Jun 09, 2017
Blonchilli:

God of War childish? No way bro. My two favorite game character ever are Snake and Kratos. Kratos had a personal story that I loved

he hasn't touched GOD OF WAR III if he has, Zelda storm and Legend of Zelda wouldn't be on that list.

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Gaming / Re: Top Video Games With Great Storyline by kennykendo(m): 12:31pm On Jun 09, 2017
Vasaratti16:
Legend Of Zelda
Legend of Zelda has such a complex, fantastic, yet relatable story... The almost 20 games in the series, while at first seeming unrelated, are all connected with a story that spans the centuries and dimensions, creating a rich history full of grandeur. LEGEND is right.
And not only that - the emotion of each game, the poignant details, make us form a connection to the story. There is such a strong attachment to the land of Hyrule, the story of the fight of good against evil, because WE are in it. WE are Link, and we are in his world - each and every time.
What's best is that everyone can relate to these games. They aren't overly violent or inappropriate. Yet at the same time, there are very mature themes, subtle messages, that give the story such meaning. Both kids and adults - really, people of all ages - can appreciate the fine and detailed (and EPIC) storytelling of the Legend of Zelda.
I believe this deserves to be first on the list. The story is fantastic. It is filled with mystery, magic, and teaches values. It is heart-warming and so emotion filled. It is complex yet easy for the player to understand. It teaches that everyone has a story to tell. That are also clues in the games that foreshadow. For example, in Ocarina of Time, still considered one of the best games of all time, there's a drawing on Link's tree house of a boy fighting what appears to be a giant dinosaur. In Skyward Sword, you fight The Imprisoned, a giant beast that resembles a dinosaur. 13 years later. This game in incredible and everyone can relate to it in some way. -
ZeldaStorm.
Adult Link learns the Song of Storms from Guru-Guru, the windmill guy. Guru-Guru mentions a kid who played it 7 years ago and messed up the windmill. After playing it, Guru-Guru gets angry. Link then goes back in time 7 years to when he was a 9 year old kid. He goes back to the windmill and plays the Song of Storms for Guru-Guru. The windmill gets messed up. But ig Guru-Guru only knew the song because 9 year old Link played it, and 9 year old Link only knew it because adult Link went back and time, and adult Link only knew it because Guru-Guru taught it to him, then where did the song originate from? It is a bootstrap paradox.
It's things like these that make The Legend of Zelda so complex, yet so amazing. There is another similar paradox in Skyward Sword regarding the Gate of Time, but it would take way too long to explain. Vote Legend of Zelda. It obviously has the best story.
Unbelievably amazing, regardless of age.

you haven't come across

1. Devil's Lair
2. The Plan (no matter your strategy techniques, this game will humble you).
3. True Blood
4. Red Faction
5. Halo
6. Tron Legacy
7. Prometheus.


I could go on and on

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by kennykendo(m): 6:19pm On Jun 07, 2017
redbeans:
So.... I'll start. I love cartoons generally coz they are entertaining and amusing. If i'm to pick two, i'll go with 'barbie diary' and 'loud house.'

I chose the former because i love cartoons spice up a little with love. And the latter due to my love for crazy stuff.

Let's hear from the house smiley

1. I love me some Boondocks.
( Huey, Riley, Grandad, Uncle Ruckus, Tom Debois) (the soap drop niqqur, you don't waste no mofvcking soap in here, I been watching you, you ain't wash your nuts and all, look at me see how all clean I am, they call me the health inspector, NOW PICK UP THE SOAP).
2. Ol' Tom and Jerry.
3. DC Animations (Batman, Superman, The Flash Justice league etc).
4. Samurai X ( Its a Japanese Manga Swordsmanship Animation).
5. Spiderman (the only marvel animation I love, the dude's crazy).
6. The Flintstones
7. Looney Tunes (Bugs Bunny& Daffy duck).

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Use Pictures Displaying Their Boobss As Profile Pix by kennykendo(m): 8:08am On Jun 06, 2017
mhizesther:


Lol.....Good morning....trust u slept well
o'course ma'am, iwo nko, smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: See 7 Nigerian Celebrities Who Might Be Just Living Fake Lifes Like Dammy Krane by kennykendo(m): 1:31am On Jun 06, 2017
op if a celeb hires a private jet, takes pictures in it and posts on Instagram, and an entertainment blogger captures it.

it means the person is living a fake life..with his own money kwa?

so tomorrow if Don Jazzy takes a private jet photo and captions it..one with God is majority .he'd join the list...?


Smh for entertainment bloggers..you guys are the reason this thing called blogging is no more a thing of joy since the world hates it now...


this is why I hate entertainment blogging
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Use Pictures Displaying Their Boobss As Profile Pix by kennykendo(m): 1:10am On Jun 06, 2017
mhizesther:


Ure so right babe...all they do is complain about every single thing we do..... like they're perfect .....I just want to strangle them one after the other...

iyale coman strangle me grin grin...


you might just be surprised
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Use Pictures Displaying Their Boobss As Profile Pix by kennykendo(m): 1:07am On Jun 06, 2017
Safiaa:
Man....you guys are always complaining about eveything. Nothing satisfies you. I could start complaining about so many things about guys. Like for instance

Why do you most of you only last for 2 mins in bed?

Why do you refuse to wash your smelly balls, and expect head

Why do most of you sleep around like dogs

Why do you always lie about your financial status

Why do you wear the same jeans for one month?

Why is that most of you don't know how to cook?

I could go on and on. We females learn how to deal with your nonsense. So please, stop complaining about every small thing. Get a fuckkingg grip.


hehehe
1. Not all of us last for 2minutes, some of us stop when she says she's weak.. some ladies are lazy in bed.. they just lie chest up and expect the man to do all the magic....

2. Not all of us have smelly balls..tell me a lady that doesn't like head. haven't you heard of ladies who have a smelling POO-SEE

3 Not all of us love the doggey life...ladies sleep too like woods.

4. Not all of us lie about our financial status.. why do ladies lie about their ages?

5. Not all of us wear one jean for a month.. heck there are ladies who wear one bra for three days without washing.

6. I am a bachelor like hell I cook my own food, I learned to cook from age 10...some ladies can't even boil noodles properly



WTF

Moral of the story don't say all men are the same till you taste them all....

Click like if you believe me..click share if you don't give a damn!!

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Properties / Re: 2 Plots Left For =N=6million @umuaduru Industrial Layout, Osisioma Abia State by kennykendo(m): 12:34am On Jun 06, 2017
still available
Romance / Re: In A Relationship Is It Ok To Hit A Woman If…….? by kennykendo(m): 11:18pm On Jun 01, 2017
LalaLushness:

Now..

If you see your partner .. literally abusing your child physically , mentally to the point she wants to take the child's life ..
it is ok to slap the woman.. beat her well as if she was the child ?

You catch her on top of another man red handed !
Is this good enough reason ? If yes why

She attacks your Mother physically
Is this good enough reason? If yes why

She hit you first !
What do you do ?

We hear and read about stories or have witnessed women being violent if the situation was reversed.... and this is justified because they a women why?
Men if put in this situations listed above how will you handle it ...
Over to you ...


P.S When two couples are in a relationship violence from either male or female .. should not be condoned ...it is just plain wrong ! Any form of domestic violence should be reported .


1. Beat up my kid, like hell its your kid too. I only had sex with you for procreation and you carried the baby for 9months you should know better. Take his or her life, I will get infuriated. You will be the one to suffer another child birth pain.

2. I see you on another man, if you are my girl friend or fiancee, its over. We are married, I'll seat down get a video recorder and make you finish, I'll torment you with that tape.

3. You attack my mother, I will get annoyed but will hear from both parties, before acting.. if you are guilty, I might slap you no more ..though I hate hitting women. Then I'd give you a psychological overhaul that will make you never want to even hit a fly ever.

4. She hits me first, I won't touch you. But I tell you there are 99 ways to kill or tame a shrew... When I am done....you'd wish you never hit me.
Celebrities / Re: Lady Pictured With Peter Okoye Exposes Full Bombom For All To See by kennykendo(m): 6:01pm On Jun 01, 2017
Mhissgaga:
Na the work wey she day do

And this is someone's daughter....Shameless fool...see her stretch mark filled bum!


Honestly, its sort of disgusting... cute pix though
Romance / Re: Some Women Are The Reason Guys Disrespect Them by kennykendo(m): 7:53pm On May 31, 2017
Angel196:
The way some women dress these days I don't really blame guys for disrespecting or treating them as cheap, after all, the way you dress is the way you'll be addressed.

They dress themselves in rags, walking around unclad all in the name of civilization yet they keep complaining guys disrespect and treat them like a hooker. How do you expect to get a responsible guy when you yourself don't dress responsibly?

Stop blaming and criticizing guys for thinking you are cheap if you are one of those who walk around in rags cause they are only following the signal you are sending out to them.

The truth is always a hard pill to swallow but it still remains the truth.



Op, you have your opinion everyone has theirs. The fact that you think a girl is used and dumped because of her dressing is as a result of your perspective. Or should I say maybe you have witnessed this happen to you and you feel it is ok to generalize?.

Haven't seen a case where a lady on trouser suits is still approached, bunked and dropped?. If I just need sex from a lady and I meet someone very pretty with wonderful eyes and a captivating voice, does it mean she exposed them? I mean her titties are in her camisole or bra and my eyes aren't on them, but the sex appeal is there.


If a man sees a lady in bum shorts or mini and wants to approach her for anything, that's his funeral my dear. You shouldn't generalize because it has happened to either you or someone you know, that men use and dump women who dress in minis.

Ever been to a lounge, modeling agency or cosmetics advertising agency? You'd see skimpy dresses like kilode...


What about the female bankers, who are in the marketing department in their places of work? Haven't they been tagged whores because they are marketers?. Do you know that not all of them spread their legs to every man they see but still get higher results than sex mongers?.


Sweetheart, people despise what they secretly desire. Psychologically speaking, it is either this has happened to you and in that case you shouldn't generalize or if it happened to someone you know, you simply don't know the whole story.

Women by nature don't speak up generally on an issue if they haven't been affected..

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Celebrities / Re: See The International Barber That Barbs With Axe And Hammer(photos) by kennykendo(m): 12:01am On May 31, 2017
kingjabz:
Axe barber grin

Romance / Re: Guys Is It All About Sex???? by kennykendo(m): 11:46pm On May 30, 2017
preccy69:
I don't knw hw to start,ok
am just 19,we've been dating for a year nd six months now,we r crazily in love,I think I love him more,recently he's been acting strange no love texts messages,kisses, nd all d things he used to do,I miss d man I fell in love with, he's changed everything about him,so I went to see him on Saturday, nd he was on bed with another girl,he didn't even notice dat I opened door till I shut,den he came after me,he's 24,up to dis moment I can't bliv he cheated on me truth is we r nt having sex I asked if he could wait till after marriage nd he was cool with it,I confronted him nd all he could say was how long was I expecting him to stay,without sex,guys is it fair??u have a girl dat loves nd respects u,cares for u,its nt like he even asked me for it,I feel so hurt,he's been banging her for months nw,but is it all about d sex u guys getis itu myt b thinking dat it has to do with money but its doesn't I just wanted to b happy with him,dats all,we were close to taking an oath last year,but cos of his exams he couldn't come,he later convinced me to drop d idea my question is, are their good guys,is it all about a pair of legs dat spread

Preccy the thing is this, you have been together for 1yr And 6months, yeah?
1. You told him no sex till after marriage... he didn't ask for it because he felt you might turn him down which some men find it painful because it hurts their ego. And he didn't ask you for it again because he thought you might think he's into you for sex.

2. To be frank not every man is a celibate, I am not that's the truth. If his libido is active and number one has occurred, he might look for someone to help him out.. Even in women too, when the guys want to celibate and the women can't take it, they look outside. It is everywhere.

3. If you want a no sex before marriage thing, then you need to be single till you want to settle down. It is hard to find a guy now, even if you do, along the line he might ask for it.

Generally speaking, any girl that tells her man no sex till marriage, is risking him to do this elsewhere, unless the dude is really going to hold on.


The joy of virginity especially for a lady with a good and pure heart is to give it to someone she loves and someone who loves her too.. You shouldn't because of this bow to pressure.

I believe sex is something that comes from within for both man and woman. It has to be something deep that they believe yes we need to. it mustn't be one sided.....

my advice though....open to criticism
Crime / Re: 3 South African Women Gang-Rape Man For 3 Days After They Drugged Him by kennykendo(m): 3:22pm On May 30, 2017

Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be Destroyed If Buhari Doesn't Win Second Term – BCO by kennykendo(m): 3:20pm On May 30, 2017
ganisucks:


www.dailypost.ng/2017/05/30/nigeria-will-destroyed-buhari-not-win-second-term-campaign-organisation/


i can't seem to fathom why these northerners are being to retard for my liking. I am not in anyway stereotyping but, I don't like the mode of thinking of these people. I have Muslim friends who reason differently, why can't these gworo chewing humans behave huh?

Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by kennykendo(m): 3:07pm On May 30, 2017
Dimples182:

I was looking for you grin
Team Sharp Shooter shocked
What you shooting lipsrsealed

The Bullseye grin grin
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by kennykendo(m): 12:10am On May 30, 2017
SorftWerk:
Sagittarius

Sagittarius people LOVE to cheat. It’s like a game for them. They jump into every opportunity they get. It’s pretty easy to find out that your Sagittarius is cheating on you. Most probably, your friends in common will let you know how they spotted you Sagittarius with someone else. Your friends will also probably notice weird behavior even before your Sagittarius commits the cheating crime. They love to brag and share their sexual intentions with people, especially if alcohol is involved.




Team Sharp Shooter Sagittarian with the difference.
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by kennykendo(m): 12:08am On May 30, 2017
Dimples182:
I hate that I can't cheat! angry

Stupid inner voice won't let me rest if I do! The need for security is the most important need and cheating will jeopardise that so if I stray, I ain't coming back.

#Team stubborn bull
#Taurus

Sagittarian with the difference.

Team Sharp Shooter.
Celebrities / Re: See What Model,bella Hadid Was Caught Doing With Her Hand In Public(photos) by kennykendo(m): 3:35am On May 29, 2017
Tynasparks:
Is it your bum bum ? tongue
it's ours ma'am

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