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Politics / Re: We Have Declared Ambode Enemy Of Ndigbo – Ohanaeze by kenobi007(m): 3:58pm On Jan 12, 2016
irunooboo:
Bunch of red capped jokers crying as if only igbos own shops in oshodi. How much is the so called wares of their brothers self? Is it those fake pirated Cd's from Alaba or those second hand okrika clothes they are fond of selling?? With the way they are wailing, one would think the igbos lost more money than Yoruba traders who mostly lost millions but remained quiet and obedient. Igbos are fond of playing the victim card in every situation. They better respect their host or expect more harsh treatments undecided sipping my sperm juice cool
nice one. Hit me up on bbm 58C40E1B
Health / Re: Please Help....i Forget Things Easily These Days... by kenobi007(m): 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2016
U smoke too much of weed.
NYSC / Re: We Won’t Scrap NYSC, Says FG by kenobi007(m): 11:01am On Jan 06, 2016
Achuwa1:
NYSC should be scrapped coz it has achieved notn but rather more hatred...how can someone child tht was posted to serve in the north after graduation be killed by the so called boko haram..
so its best every graduands do a one year intenship programme in his or her state after graduation then federal govt should settle him/her financially than expecting parents to risk their children they suffered to train in school to boko haram in the north.,
You don't have a point here brother. The minister has said it all , the advantages outweighs the disadvantages. Go to the rural areas not just in the north but in any state and see the impact that has been made by corpers via the NYSC scheme especially in terms of education and other basic social amenities . so I stand in support of the minister that NYSC has come to stay.
Romance / Re: Some Gals Say My c0ck Is Big, Check It Out. (pictures) 18+ by kenobi007(m): 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2016
cruzita:
grin come op no try this nonsense again ooo how can you raise my hopes up like this.
Wanna see a real cock add me on bbm. No jokes. 58C40E1B
Romance / Re: Guys Only: Post Ur Picture, Let Me C How Handsome U R. by kenobi007(m): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2016
I never see any fyne guy here oooo. Just one guy try small. If u wanna see me add me up on bbm58C40E1B
Romance / Re: Describe Your *PREVIOUS* Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by kenobi007(m): 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2016
Can't love u in the dark. By Adele
Celebrities / Re: Shirt Already Printed For The Olamide-Don Jazzy Fight by kenobi007(m): 7:45pm On Jan 02, 2016
kaywiluv:
I must buy dis vest... tongue
Hit me on bbm 58C40E1B. I can customize one for u. Very affordable
Business / Re: Implications Of Not Meeting The Deadline For Bvn Registration. by kenobi007(m): 10:38am On Nov 01, 2015
Smooyis:
It is just a few hours now for the expiration of deadline for the BVN registration. I have registered for mine, but my sister who resides overseas is yet to register and will be coming home in a month's time. Having saved some money towards her visit in her FirstBank account and yet to be registered, I feel so much worried as the deadline closes by.

The question on my mind has been, what will happen to millions of accounts that are yet to be registered before the deadline, and what hope do such account holders have thereafter. Let's share our knowledge on this.


what will happen is that customers won't have access to their account unless the account has a bvn. and if u don't have a bvn u will be required to do it before you can carry out any transaction.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Meet Kelvin Okafor: The Artist Whose Drawings Are Almost Like Pictures by kenobi007(m): 11:42pm On Oct 27, 2015
damton:
saying that this is amazing is an understatement.
guy ur right. amazing is an understatement. I don't HV d right words to express diz. in fact dis is unbelievable. the guy is a genius
Family / Re: Would You Buy This For Your 14 Year Old Son/daughter? by kenobi007(m): 6:09am On Oct 02, 2015
Decapo:
I'll gladly buy it because I have the money
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ur opinion I know but it sucks. ur child is just 13 years. y a gold phone. u know wat gold is?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Funny Way To Notifying PHCN Of Bill Payment (pictures) by kenobi007(m): 5:32am On Oct 02, 2015
codedpee:


I understand ur point of view. I also believe u live in calabar. With d number of insane beings here don't u think it's rather too risky of a job to leave ur valuables outside... for am sure it's quite easy for a mad person to retrieve d entire bottle with impunity. There should b a better way, bro
if at all u stay at calabar then u are new there. wat u see there is now like a way of living in calabar and they are use to it. even the mad men, and secondly calabar is a very safe place.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Funny Way To Notifying PHCN Of Bill Payment (pictures) by kenobi007(m): 5:28am On Oct 02, 2015
atarapa:
That what I call CHANGE
what stupid change. that has being the way in calabar for over 8years now. cus I hv noticed DAT from the first day I came to calabar dats 2007 till date.
Jokes Etc / Re: This Driver Was Following Google Maps. by kenobi007(m): 10:29am On Aug 29, 2015
0luwatope:
Lwkmdead
No die ooo.
Jokes Etc / Re: This Driver Was Following Google Maps. by kenobi007(m): 10:25am On Aug 29, 2015
kiddkash:
too much technology bad. use ur brain dummy.

Hehehehehe. Bros just imagine the case.
Jokes Etc / This Driver Was Following Google Maps. by kenobi007(m): 7:52am On Aug 29, 2015
Can anyone explain what this driver was thinking! Abi was he following google maps. LOL.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by kenobi007(m): 6:36pm On Aug 28, 2015
coolluk:
dis guy get sense? there s a busstop in a area called akara junction, the woman don use akara take send her pikin go university sote the husband join am. dey there dey dull
No mind d guy. Him dey play with akara biz. Those women earn more than a teller in a bank. I'm so sure abt dat. 100%sure
Politics / Re: Femi Kayode Lists Political Offices Held By Northerners by kenobi007(m): 9:40am On Aug 28, 2015
SLIDEwaxie:
Was that what Jonathan was also planning to do in his time?

1. NIMET~Dr. Anthony Anuforom

2.NNPC~Eng. Andrew Yakubu

3.NIMASA~Patrick Apobolokemi

4.PENCOM~Mrs. Chinelo Anohu Amazu

5.FERMA~Engr. Chukwu Amuchi

6.DPR~Mr. George Osahon

7.Bank Of Industry~Ms. Evelyn Oputu

8.Nigerian Content Dev. Agency~Ernest Nwanpa

9.Consumer Protection Agency~Mrs Dupe Atoki

10.NCC~Engr. Eugene Juwa

11.NAMA~Engr. Nnamdi Udoh

12.NCAA~Engr. Akikuotu

13.FAAN~George
Uriesi

14.NCAT~Capt. Chinere Kalu

15.SEC~Aruma Otteh

16.Sovereign Wealth Fund~Uche Orji

17.NAFDAC~Dr Paul Orhil

18.FIIRO~Dr. Mrs. G. N Elemo

19.Maritime Academy Of Nigeria~Oron Joshua Okpo

20.Railway Corporation~Eng. Seyi Sijuwade

21.Nigerian Touri
sm Dev. Corporation~Mrs. Sally Mbanefoh

22.Budget Office Of The Federation~Dr Bright Okogwu

23.NERDC~Prof Godswill Obioma

24.NEXIM~Mr R. R Orya

25.Standard Organization Of Nigeria~Dr Joseph Odumodu

26.Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation~Emeka Nkem Mba

27.Industrial Training Fund~Prof. Longmas Wapmuk

28.National University Commission~Prof. Okojie

29.NESREA~Mrs. N.S Benebo 30.MDG Office~Dr. Precious Gbenio

31.Surveyor General Of The Federation~Peter Chigozie

32.Statistician General Of The Federation~Dr. Yemi Kale

33.Accountant General Of The Federation~Mr. Jonah Otunla

34.Auditor General Of The Federation~Samuel Yonongo Ukura

35.National Orientation Agency~Mike Omieri

36.News Agency Of Nigeria~Oluremi Oyo Oluremi Oyo was replaced by Ima Niboro....from the South South.

37.NEPC E/S David I Adelugba

38.NEPZA~Mr. Olugbenga Kuye 39.BPP~Engr Emeka Ezeh

40.Niger Delta Ministry-Orubebe, etc...



Credit to 'kazim' on Facebook.

Continue to dey cry
Guy u are u ok? From ur list u no dey see hausa name, yoruba, south south, igbo and even middle belt. U just dey yarn bullshit

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Education / Re: 10 Categories Of Ladies In A Female Hostel by kenobi007(m): 5:57am On Aug 28, 2015
queenbetsy:
>the gbewiris: something must surely go missing once they walk pass ur room... nawa for petty thieves

>the brothel big sis: her room is no longer a hostel room but a brothel.Today,a fair guy come visiting,tomorrow,its another guy,next tomorrow, its another.smh...
Ur so on point. Not forgetting the #clowns
Education / Re: 10 Categories Of Ladies In A Female Hostel by kenobi007(m): 5:53am On Aug 28, 2015
ladyF:
Hmmm I can't find my type here....maybe something close to regular girl but louder grin

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
I believe the category ur looking for is the lousy one
TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood At It Again!!! Caption This(photo) by kenobi007(m): 7:56pm On Aug 24, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
That guys penis is big o shocked
But why is his head darker than his body ? undecided
Lol. Ahhhhh. Strawberry. Whr did u see the joystick from??
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by kenobi007(m): 6:12pm On Aug 24, 2015
Shebarh:
well he made it look like it's everything
Kk. Sex is not everything but even u can't dispute its a great feeling.
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by kenobi007(m): 5:50pm On Aug 24, 2015
Shebarh:
even a fool will know he was referring to her not having sex for a long time
U still dnt get. Obviously he meant she is missing a lot from not having sex cus sex is actually a good thing that's worth missing. But nobody ever said sex is everything.
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by kenobi007(m): 3:17pm On Aug 24, 2015
Shebarh:
what is she missing sex is not everything bro

The way u gals comment atimes makes me laugh. Dat some misses something doesn't mean its everything. I wonder where u got d idea. Or u just type without thinking. The guy said " ur missing a lot" he didn't say sex is everything. So tmrw if I miss eating fried rice u will imply fried rice is everything. U funny babe
Travel / My Worst Experience On The Road(edegbe TRANSPORT) by kenobi007(m): 7:33pm On Aug 21, 2015
Hello people, I want to share my worst experience on a road trip which almost cost me my life and I want you all to be careful with the type of transport company you patronize.
I wanted to travel to abuja from asaba for a job interview that was suppose to hold on saturday. So I decided to embark on the journey on friday due to the fact that I got d invite late on thursday. Friday morning I woke up and lft for the park to board a bus to abuja. I arrived at the park by 9am ( edegbe motors asaba. Worst decision of my life). I call it the worst decision cus I never knew I just boarded a bus that has no regard for human life. I waited at the park from 9am till 12am cus d bus refused to get filled and we were only 5 passengers to abuja. I was already furious cus I was visiting abuja for the first time and I didn't want to arrive late. After complaining to the manager, they decided to transport only the 5 of us. We left asaba by 12am. When we got to onitsha ugbo ( still in delta state) to my greatest surprise the driver parked the bus and started looking for passengers as he took out a stick of cigarette and started smoking and when I approached him and complained he said he is not leaving here until his bus gets filled and if I like I can call the management that they won't do anything that he is following the instruction they gave him. Then I said to myself I'm in for it cus as at then it was about 1:20pm. When we finally moved I taught my worries was over little did I knw that it just begun. The driver kept stopping at every popular stop to look for passengers. That wasn't enough the velchle had no horn, the driver was just overtaking heavy trucks and lorries without to horn and he almost got us killed on several occasion. My heart was filled with fear till we got to abuja. I thank God for journey mercy.
Please people be careful of the kind of transport company u entrust ur life with and I want to also reach out to the management of EDEGBE transport co to check mate their asaba terminal cus the suffer from poor management.
Religion / Re: Anita Oyakhilome Opens Up After Divorce Tale by kenobi007(m): 4:36pm On Aug 17, 2015
Houseofglam7:
This has got nothing to do with the divorce na
U don't seem to understand the topic and the entire context she wrote. Try reading again. She opens up after divorce. She is just sharing how she went trough bad times and didn't allow it destroy her life. She just didn't go into detail on wht caused d divorce. The key factor there was that she stood up to what is right.
Travel / Re: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by kenobi007(m): 12:11pm On Aug 14, 2015
Yomieluv:
What about the currency denominations..

Faiba--#5
Shandy-#20
White-#50
Awo-#100
Oloye-#1000.

zik -#500, sky -#50.
Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Celebrity Beards. by kenobi007(m): 8:48pm On Aug 07, 2015
shockwave91:
dude u completely ripped this off from the E! Channel. @ least give them credit. Hmm?
What credit should I give them. Did I get the pics from dem or what. We onli share common views.
Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Celebrity Beards. by kenobi007(m): 8:11pm On Aug 07, 2015
princepee:
Only onyibo people own u see abi? ........inyanya,zack orji ,Pete edochia and many more naija celebs get too

Hmmm. Maybe ill compile that for nigerian celebs
Celebrities / Top 5 Celebrity Beards. by kenobi007(m): 7:57pm On Aug 07, 2015
Beards are really fashionable at the moment. We take a look
at my top 5 celebrity beards.
1. Zach galifianakis
2. Hugh jackman
3. Ben affleck
4. George clooney
5. Gerard butler
If u don't agree with me, Feel free to add urs.

Romance / Re: 5 Challenges Of Being Lanky by kenobi007(m): 9:01am On Aug 05, 2015
Lanky guys have long dicks. Trust me. Do the statistics. And d ladies love dat.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Painful Lesson I Learnt From An Access Bank Interview For A Marketing Job by kenobi007(m): 6:55pm On Jul 28, 2015
Ashmark:


You comment make me laugh. Which Marketing ideas are you talking about. It does not work that way in bank
. Laugh for all I care. Just saying what I feel.

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