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working towards something similar. We deserve better partners

SIR0:
Una dey mind her

Maybe she never had such experience

na envy dey worry her Abeg. She has never had it that good

makydebbie:
Una no dey waste time oo, person wife.

Most of them are just Hot goats. Always embarrassing us.

Firstorderwizard:
Even if the Igbo's forgive Gowon,Awolowo will remain unforgiven because of his scortch earth policy targeted at Young Biafran babies and women. No wonder he died a ratly death

Hahahaha. Guy u no well at all

cr7lomo:
If this was Ronaldo...the world will come out with spears and fire to maim kill and burn him....messi is extremely arrogant but uses his quiet nature and reverse psychology to deceive y'all... What sort of player lies to his team mates in Argentina that he is injured all because they lost against Venezuela and leaves camp only to play full time for Barcelona few days later

When they say a player is a god of football, do they know the meaning?? A player that can't deliver his national team is called a god... Zidane is a god of football cos he delivered France's first WC, delivered the euros and delivered the CL for real Madrid as a player and coach...in the 2006 WC , a dead French team made it to the final only to loose the moment he was red carded...that is hu u call a god of football...not one player that only delivers for only one team...he is just a god of Barcelona football... Not of soccer..... Ronaldo is more qualified to b called a god cos he joined a dead real Madrid team and resurrected them into winning 4 CL titles in 5 yrs... Wrestled an invisible arsenal bk in the days and the special one's Chelsea to win a hat trick of league titles for man u and also the CL title... Gave Portugal their first ever major trophy( the euros) the most difficult international trophy after the WC... U can best describe the euros as the WC cos only European teams can win the WC... He will still win the CL win juve...mark my words...

Even if they ban messi, he will still win balon d' or ahead of ronaldo or anyone. Stop disturbing your self, this years edition has been decided.

markidoo:
Is that a red under wear abi na Churchill dey wear red pant ??

Hahahaah

Elder0001:
Your perceptions about women and your ideology makes me sick .

Go and see a doctor

Wizywiz:
And then.. They change their names to fit in

Hahahahahha

CruellaDeVil:
Then we marry oyinbo

Are you ready to share bills 50 50, assuming the white man is even interested in you? Your best bet remains your ever loving Nigeria brothers , who are ready to do almost anything for you. Just your loyalty and encouragement is required

The question is, how many rich guys do we have in nigeria ? Quite few compared to number of poor guys. Them go still settle for poor guys las las. Just a question of time. Thats the nigeria we have today

pocohantas:
Oh well, Tonto Dike was under a man...we can see how humble she is.

Not every woman must be "under" a man at some point in life. There are lesbians, nuns and women who totally abstain for reasons best known to them. So, do not overestimate the importance of your manhood, it is just what it is...a manhood.

And we can all see how bitter she is. I think i should be the one telling you not to attach so much importance to sex, to the extent of nursing sexual feeling for just a plastic.

But hey, i wouldn't want this to continue please. You know ur my friend. Dont want to burn bridges

pocohantas:
That is where you guys come in na.

At least you are sure your only competition is plastic prick. Isn't that some relief, Sweetie?

No, is actually a proof, that you must be under a man at some point in your life. whether feminist/man hater or not. You must eat the humble pie

pocohantas:
That is where you guys come in na.

At least you are sure your only competition is plastic prick. Isn't that some relief, Sweetie?

No, is actually a proof, that you must be under a man at some point in your life. whether feminist/man hater or not. You must eat the humble pie

pocohantas:
At what point did she say she doesn't need it?

Plus she can need sexual satisfaction, but not from human prick. The result is the most important thing. Plenty ways to kill a rat.

Can the toy put a ring on it, before fucking as most ladies would demand. Talk about double standard

Wizywiz:
And has played more matches than the GOAT and king himself...ezenmuo messi

Yes oooh. Anu ana agba egbe ona ata nri

LordKO:
Lol. That can only be so for a mentally parochial entity like you. Bumpkin.

Yet my parochial mentality can spot the fact that your getting schooled in art of trash talk. Stop been a sour loser and say something better dickhead.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
So u needed someone to control you? OK I've picked something from this ur comment

You must be wondering, what exactly do men want

candlewax:
If you meet a deranged person, he or she is usually the first to call you mad. Why? The fella has been deranged for a long time that madness becomes a language.

I understand you plight better now. I understand why you have to dump someone after proposing, you are not just evil, you come from a family with history of Mad Men, from your forebears down to your miserable father, let me point out that you embrassing the girl isn't ordinary, what befell your ancestors has finally caught up with you.

You'd call off everything in your life and think you have a noble reason till you find yourself walking aimlessly in the markets as your ancestors and father did. I could have helped but it's in the gene..

clap back of the year

QueenSekxy:
Goodmorning all.
Please, I have this character of avoiding people in real life. I avoid talking to people or even greeting people.
I'd prefer taking a longer path than meeting someone I know through a route that's closer to where I'm headed.
Last two week, I changed route from my normal routine path of reaching the destination of where I work cos, someone said I always pass him without greeting
I'm kind of worried cos it might affect me in the future.
I'd stay indoor and pretend to be sick rather than see a visitor at home.
How do I stop this? Thank you.

When your walking and makes eyes contact with a familiar face, just smile(the smile really makes things easier) and say good morning or just hello.

IamProdigy:
Aunty I will quote you...!

But when the tables are turned... Many Guys do these things for even close female friends!

My dear.... The day we will be able to live up to the word "love" by just 50%...

The peace in this country...will surpass human understanding

Na guys still dey mumu

Bonapart:
All those stupid folks on Nairaland defending Internet fraudsters, that blood is also on you. Y'all are worst than boko haram

Most of your compatriots are criminals. That is fact

Ejimagifty:
May God punish Oyedepo and all his fellow fraudsters. Religion is a tool for dividing humanity. We were born into this world innocently before our stupid parents enforced their useless religious beliefs on us making us believe whatever we practice is the right way. Muslims born and raised in Muslim homes thinks theirs is the true religion likewise Christians. Confusion at it's peak. Imagine a world without religion, love
and humanity would have prevailed. Nonsense

God bless your soul

bull33:
chevron or total for me anyday. baba answer my prayers

You can earn close to that when you work hard and smart. Serious shuttle drivers earn up to 10000 per day. Stop waiting oil companies to employ you

GavelSlam:
We always think we are too sharp.

We worship money and believe all wealthy people are worthy of their money and praises.

We aren't logical or scientific. Rather we are superstitious, diabolical and often cruel.

Politics and tribal slurs have become our latest craze.

Shedding of blood means nothing - cultists at young level, ritualists at mid level and Boko Haram at higher levels.

Images of success are not the likes of young entrepreneurs but the likes of Otunba Cash, E-money, Hushpuppi etc.
What industry they are involved in is always shrouded in mystery.

The suffer never start.

Is such a useless country. Am checking out soon. You better do so

chloride6:
But his dad cant score 2 more to save his club

Ordinary two

Prideofthelion:
Unfortunately this country doesn't have an emergency code to dial in an emergency situation. Perhaps that may have been cardiac arrest that cld possible have been reversed by administration of cardiopulmonary resuscitation within 5-10mins of the incident and thereafter placed on post cardiac arrest management. This country is in a mess. Perhaps,those taking those photographs might have activated the emergency code,had there been any. Clueless country.

Everyone is covered by the blood of Jesus. There is no need for emergency number.

jullidee2006:
I don't believe this...its either the data is wrong or it's an old research... currently in most schools (primary, secondary and tertiary) the girl child is topping most classes and departments in the various fields... boys ain't studying again like before...

Most of them don't like logic

lefulefu:
thats not true. some of those ladies who use d no sex b4 marriage gimmick do so to give the guy d impression dat they are very decent but then they have another guy in secret that will be regularly oiling their engine while the mugu they have as fiancee wil be waiting for wedding night.na d normal racket.

ur a wise man

lonelydora:
Only a Revolution will save Nigerians from these evil men

Who will revolt against the government ? The corrupt, criminal, unpatriotic and tribalistic masses ? My dear nothing can save Nigeria

Omega30:
If you are sincere, I would love to date u for control experiment sake for just one month .No money asking, no sex.U call me, I call you.I give u stuff willingly, u should reciprocate the nice gestures too.And no cheating on both sides.If u are game, I will send my contacts to you and I will update the house at the end of the one month if truly u( girls) can really do it to buttress your point.

Story. Even that sex they claim they don't want, they will actually ask for it, assuming there is no means of cheating. Na guys dey fool dem selves las las

seguno2:
As a teenager if she doesn’t have good skin now, when will she have it

Yeah, that's why she is trying to make the most of it