Muh247:
Taking marriage counseling from a divorcee

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Taich:
It's tricky but you have option, get water storage rubber tanks like two hundred litres x2, make sure you fill them on water pumping days.

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In all you do, don't cut corners and don't defraud your clients and God will bless yoir hustle. Peace.

helinues:

Are you saying other world leaders also wasted their taxpayers money to attend the meeting?

Don't give any reply to these pigs again, they are only looking for who will roll in the mud with them.

misano:


You are supporting Tinubu out of sentiments. The economy will not pity any of us out of sentiments if Tinubu fails to perform.

So far so good, you will agree with me and every other reasonable person that Tinubu seems to have a good intention afterall.

JennyJossie:
Your advice pls at 29 to 30 some one is ready to marry you and also promise to train you in school, but you are not sure. And one of your relative said he will train you in school, and you are sure about it but on the conditions that you must let go of marriage issues. Which one will you go for

Whichever way, school first. Who wants to marry a nonentity or a liability?

Ronaldo723:
I find it so extremely difficult to keep friends before you say Jack we have gotten issues don't know what's wrong with me

I can stay in the house for a week without my neighbors knowing I'm around

Please I need help my social lifestyle is dead

You don't need too many friends. If it's only two quality friends you have that add value to your life, you are good to go. The only friend I always see around Aliko Dangote is either Femi Otedollar or Bill Gates.

Gbogbowa:
elders like wole Soyinka that will condemn Datti and let Oluomo be,or call Obidient fascist without condemning the rigging by Inec by not standing by his guidelines.you are not Obidient stop lying

What about Chief Olusegun Obasanjo who publicly endorsed Peter Obi despite that Tinubu went to visit him in his house? You people always like to cite instances that only suit your own blind narratives.

helinues:


Immediately after the Apc presidential primary, the Apc supporters who supported former vice president Osinbajo was initially having a soft mind for Obi but along the line, they turned back cos of the toxicity in the camp.

No decorum, opposing view can never be tolerated, if not their way then it must be soak away..

Imagine those who have abused others before the election, instead of them to at least feal remorse to sway people to their side, no if you are not in their camp, go to hell, where on earth have such kind of politics won any election before?

They have a fundamentally faulty mentality and that is why every other tribe in Nigeria always see something wrong about them. Even their closest neighbour, South South, finds them highly irritating and offensive. What am I saying, even among themselves in the South East, they hate themselves, that is why they regard some of their own people as outcast, called OSU.

I don't know why the biafrans are obsessed with the Nigerian president. They must fulfill their destiny of wailing anyway, as members of the Association of Professional Rotwailers.

helinues:
Haba, opposition is not madness, you guys can't be condemning every move by his Excellency Tinubu just because you are in opposition.

Why not allow him to retire in peace without causing more damages to his reputation?

I was actually on the side of the so-called obidients before and during the presidential election despite that I'm not Igbo. As a matter of fact, you and I have exchanged words on this forum around that election period. However, I saw that they lack morals and any form of decorum or good manners. Most especially, the way they were insulting the elder man, President Tinubu, made me to have a rethink and switched camp to his side.

Buliwyf:


You are a shameless hypocrite. You didn't see the other person he is replying to insulting someone's mother right? You are worst than he is.

I wont fire back at you because you didn't read my message well and you got me wrong. I was actually referring to the idiot you talked about that was insulting someone's mother. I'm sure the person I quoted will understand my message that I am on his side. Now, could you please retract your harsh statement to me?

snowball11:



Inconsequential asshole like yourself should not be quoting 2pac lyrics while trying to prove your stupidity!

So many uncultured, ill-trained or untrained children on social media and public forum these days. Imagine the kind of offensive language that one was using because he has the liberty to hide behind his gadget to type and post rubbish to anybody.

nairalanda1:


Nukes are meant to scare the other guy into not using his nukes...based on the priniciple of mutually assured destruction, or MAD.

They are not meant for actual battlefield use.

Especially not in Ukriane.

The problem with nukes...with a normal bomb, the damage is limited to point X. With nuclear weapons, the damage spreads from point X to point Y. Friends and foes are all affected.

Remember, today's nukes are not like the ones dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They are more powerful, with higher yield and higher potential for fallout.

Why are you taking your precious time to educate that kid on nukes when he is supposed to be learning his nursery rhymes? See, not everybody on Nairaland is an adult. He certainly knows next to nothing about Nuclear weapons and how they work except what he has been seeing in fiction movies. He thinks nuclear weapon is just like a grenade you can deploy on enemies and go your way.

Djele:
It was tinubu who went to meet her. Correct your headlines. No one meets an election thief

Look at the photos well again, zoom the pictures if you still have a problem. If you still can't figure out who went to meet who, then I'll recommend that you need eyes surgery.

Drsnives:
Simp personified..

Mr Simp how far, have you paid your mother-in-law's bride price?

Fuckyoumod:


The only right answer to the time that is nearest to - (To) 12:00Amis 11: 55 pm.

I know a lot of people would go for 12:03am, Because is just 3 minutes apart. But they are wrong.

This is why it's a tricky question.

Check the options properlly, there is no 11:55 pm there, all the zones are a.m.

SIMPonPatrol:


Only a very foolish man will use all his life savings to buy a gift for a girlfriend

Read my comment again and stop jumping like a frog into what does not concern you. If you still don't understand my hyperbole, then you are truly a SIMP that you call yourself.

Drsnives:

Calling your fellow man a bast.ard cos of of yeye story that we are not even sure if the story complete..
Disgrace to manhood

Shut up that your dirty bucal cavity you call mouth. A 419 cannot be a "fellow" man. And your statement shows that you are also a fraudster and a complete disgrace to humanity. You should have come as a pig.

Honeydenz:

Not in all cases, dont generalize ignorantly, am a police child, infact Daddy police Mummy police. And am a successful Business lady doing well for myself, let me quickly add that it's difficult to find a profession that's not corrupt, is it lecturers that sleeps with anything under skirt or doctors that can't get enough of quickie at d waiting room or soldiers, is it teachers that impregnates Thier female pubils or oil workers that patronize prostitutes and divert govt funds, or bankers that comply with yahoo boys to victimize innocent customers N defraud them of there hard earned money? I can go and on, my dear say what you know or have seen, there's alot you haven't seen.

Rather than for you to count yourself lucky for having rare breeds of humans as parents, you just came out of the blues to speak on behalf of all the police officers in Nigeria. You don't know what God has done for your family by connecting the two decent people in the force to marry and produce you and your siblings. My dear, just consider yourself and family favoured.
Note: On second thought, I don't even trust what you've said about you or parents, you may be lying. You wont confess the whole truth. But one thing is sure, your conscience will tell you that what I wrote about police officers and their children's lives is true.

Jennyclay:
Biko, men should stop this sick attitude. How can you buy a gift for a lady, then any misunderstanding or break-up between you two, you go back and collect the gift back from her . That's a stupid attitude biko you men should stop it. Even kids don't behave like that.

Henceforth, if any man wants to get me a gift, wether iPhone, hair, car, house etc.. the receipt must contain my name and my signature. so that incase of tomorrow he wants to show his stupid and sick character I will quickly sue him to court for stealing and assault. Because he's forcefully trying to steal what belongs to me. The receipts has stated it all and it would be my evidence.

If the receipts doesn't contain my name, Biko just keep your useless gift to yourself.

Shame on all men that collect back gifts he already given to a lady. Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!

Don't worry, when your son's girlfriend goes away with all his life's saving, you will know better.

funken:
Now this is very misleading. Gas can be safely used to power generators. What do you think they use to power the generators on oil rigs and oil flowstations? GAS!!!
The only thing is it has to be done safely. AND 2kg cannot power a gen for 12hrs. That is very false. I powered my 2.5kva gen with 12.5kg for about 20hrs. Take note that i had various loads on it at different times.

Congratulations.

vibrant40:

Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar.

What I want to say may be difficult but if you can do it, you will know whether she truly loves you and wants to marry you or not.
Stop calling her, don't answer her calls and don't reply her messages. If she visits you, don't give her your attention. Do this for one week or two weeks depending on your strength.
If she wants you, you will discharge the other guy for you and beg you for hurting you BUT if she also start to ignore you, know that she can let you go to have the other guy and know that you just missed a bullet.
It is not easy o, but try and do what I say.

udofia234:
Pls! Did the guy force her to get the money? The lady gave at her own volition.

When 419 dupe you in business deal, is it not by your own volition you transfer from your bank to them? The guy deceived her to collect her money under the pretext of marriage, that is fradulent. If she could sue him, the guy will surely end up in jail.

To Receive abi To Deceive him?

And you still allow that basterd to be walking freely after duping you? Why didn't you explore the police option to help you drag his stinking ass immediately you discover he is a 419?

Cloudflare:


SW has the most poverty stricken people in Nigeria currently. Does it mean that the average Western hate prosperity? Check Osun, Ibadan, oshogbo among others. Poverty has dealt with Yoluba people no be small. Or By prosperity do you mean skull mining?

I will advise you to keep shut because a fool is considered wise when he holds his peace. If you say anything more, you will only be revealing your foolishness further.

Meerahbel:
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Why should you quote such a long epistle again?

Nigerian Police system is faulty from head to tail, from recruitment to retirement. They are the most dishonest and wicked people empowered by the state to carry gun. Armed robbers are sometimes more humane and considerate than them. That is why they never do well after leaving the service and the children they trained with the ill-gotten money never amount to anything good in life.

Ipob wailers left the Whatsapp group.
They rushed to the thread to come and wail as usual but they were disappointed. Association of Nigerian Rotwailers.

Candidlady:

Dont forget that you are also a bye-product of that same devil blood running in that wicked gender, or do you need a DNA to confirm that you are from devil gender lineage?