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Fingers crossed,I see bein sports meaning all epl is sure, I see MBC channels... If these turn out to be true I might just switch to these guys.

hahn:
Where do you and this guy live?

I will like to create an appointment and set a bet for N500,000

It is time to put your money where your mouth is

Once the 500k is paid, remember to pay your tithe to my account

Facepalm moment!

Na Apostle Suleiman specs be this one.

Most churches have a history of corruption and deception not just the Catholics. Pentecostal churches also have cases of rape, embezzlement, paedophiles, fraud,ritual killings, deception, twisting of scriptures, infringement of privacy e.t.c Nairaland frontpage is a testimony to this fact.

Pavore9:
What percentage of it got to the consumer?

30 % The rest is wasted from the point of generation to the point of consumption.

Godwinnairaland:
Thank you Sir, I have done that by myself, much thanks to you all.
but.. sir I heard a rumour that one has to pay additional thirteen thousand naira for the admission process after the two thousand naira remitta form for post utme, how true is this info sir?

Lol... I have zero knowledge of Jamb process, consult with your peers in the education section of Nairaland or take a trip to the nearest Jamb office for authentic information.

Stop paying for study packs and materials and paying for what not. All these will be made available to you and proper explanation from the money you will be paying for National workshop and local branch workshop as intending corporate members. Trust me the major things you should be worried about if you have not yet started the process are:
1. Financial means
2. Writing your technical report on time
3. National essay.

Start writing your technical report now, even if you plan to do it in Sept 2018. Start taking pictures of projects you engaged or are engaged in. Jot down what you learnt and the steps taken to complete these projects. Trust me, your report will be less complicated when you decide to start writing it even if it is 5 years from when you noted those points.

If you are buoyant enough to pay for something twice then feel free to disregard my advice above.

E-mails for the part 2 of the corporate membership exams have dispersed to Candidates who were successful in Part 1. Kindly check your mailbox!

Hier:
Do you consider the fact that the female possess the perfect ovaries to fertilize the male's s*men an accident?

cc chemystery

Just to clarify and not allow miseducation of people on basic biology, it's the sperm that fertilizes the ovum released by the ovaries. The ovaries are like ovum ( egg) producing machines. The semen is the fluid that contains millions of sperms ( spermatozoa). An ovary fertilizing male semen as stated by the OP is illogical.

Lots of myopic comments. OP, your first error is the same error other graduates of other disciplines are committing which is putting yourself in a box. The job market is a different ball game, if you like be an MLS, biochem or microbiology graduate if you have nothing to offer a prospective employer either in your field or elsewhere you will get kicked out shikena!

This mentality of because you are a pharmacy graduate you must work in a pharmacy or an elect.engr graduate you must work in PHCN is what is rendering a significant number of graduates jobless. The opportunities to explore other fields are there to be taken but they keep putting themselves in a box and forcing themselves to work in that field. Paper certificate will only get a few people to the promised Land, the vast majority have to use other unrelated skills to get to the promised Land.

Google63:
Obviously, Pepsi is going to win the war. I for see Coca cola's 35 cl PET being rejected like Maltina's sip it. Nigerians want value for money, even children will prefer taking Pepsi's 50 cl than Coca cola's 35 cl, at the same price.

Maybe in Lagos and nearby southwestern states. But they are not doing enough over here in Abuja. The Abuja market is still open as it stands Coca-Cola is the dominant one.

Godwinnairaland:
Good evening all .
I am stuck between the devil and the raging inferno, pls I did my UNIZIK post utme registration all by myself but now I am at the last stage. I have paid and collected my pin from the bank. But the cybercafe I went to print out the remaining form said I should pay 2000 naira for the final step.
Pls who has done it before?
Can I still do it like I did others and can I use none coloured printer for it?

I don't know how the jamb thing works these days. But if I was to print something and my printer is bad, I would click print and then from the print window tab I would save it as PDF instead or xps format, though PDF is better. Then take the PDF doc in a flash drive to the cafe and pay N50 for black and white or N200 for coloured instead of N2000. That cafe wants to rip you off! You need to be smart about it! Learn how to use print window to save as PDF doc and print at your own convenient time/place.

Originakalokalo:
I will respond to all other points he rasied at once and conclude the thread.

Can you post a link to the thread you write speak of.

Here to learn from the Dokitas, following thread eanestly!

14 -18 mins: balanced game with some beautiful game by Nigeria. Victor Moses wasting a nice pass from obi.

They might not get more than 7k as wages...

First 13 minutes has been played in our half...

Syringes and needles? Sounds like a location for people injecting themselves with heroin.

JackBizzle:
1. Jon snow died and came back to life
2. Jon was betrayed by one of his followers (thebyoung nightwatch boy)
3. Jon snow always talks about his Father, who is in heaven (Ned stark)
4. Jon snow has the long hair and beard just like Jesus.
5. Jon snow is going to have his second coming (probably in season to judge the living (cercei's army) and the dead (nightwalkers).
6. Like jesus, he is a lord (And a king).

Forget all these yarns! The night king is the ultimate saviour that is bringing peace to the world. He will unite all those stupid Houses fighting each other and turn all of them into zombies and peace will reign among everyone forever.

#Real fan of the Night King.

maclatunji:
I think it was not in your place to tell anybody else what happened especially if the person abusing had stopped. It was more of the victim's prerogative to seek justice. However, you should not have collected money from the guy on that account.

It is a wise decision not to pry in certain matters and only take charge of those under your direct supervision for lack of a better description.

The OP did not collect any money. Please read the long epistle well. Why do you guys want to force it on him that he collected money?

Prospective corporate members had their oral interviews, computer proficiency and technical essay today at the various branches. Some other branches are slated for tomorrow. Good luck to every intending member!

michony505:
Is lyk we gather dey in spirit

My brother...the sight of the thing pisses me off! The smell and the way they sell it here in Abuja in the morning piss me off!

I hate okpa!

P.M news and Nollywood super stories are 5 and 6.

harriet412:
The earlier people start acknowledging what they do is wrong, the better for them.

Op, I'm in full support of what u just posted. Fb these days is becoming morally bankrupt for the younger generation.

Yeah you can filter and block ur friends,, what if those friends of urs are ur old classmates you'd love to keep in touch or ur colleagues or business partners, neighbours or so on??.

Sometimes one cannot just escape these things. .

You can not eat your cake and have it! If you decide to play the sanctimonious Christian then you have to use the filter and block those friends/classmates/business partners.

Assnal getting their asses whooped as usual... edwife borrow me a gif abeg!

Everything is unsafe for Christians! You people with your victimization and persecution complex.

'iono' instead of I don't know. Gosh I hate that word
Followed immediately by tribal and racist words?

Nma27:
Ghanian TV can advertise this voodoo thing like its legal there.

You know these scammers very well. It's that over-bleached Nana grada or what's her name that annoys me the most. You would be watching something interesting on Thunder TV, then she pops in with her useless juju to money advert.