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Sadly, we will not hear the part that after three years of killing the bird he is still jobless!

The business center church a.k.a RCCG is at it again, this time they got it right!

The story is incomplete. I refuse to make my conclusion on whether the Pastor messed up or not due to the clickbait nature of the story...

At least he didn't claim to be a Nigerian Prince like in those scam emails.

Dem for just replace the fake beef with beans jejely, at least we still get to meet our protein intake except this time it's natural

hey madam, you forgot to add the part where the owl turned back into a human! Abi no be so una dey give the testimony!

emilyone:
Abeg, which one be sky daddy's again?

Skydaddy is whichever god you believe in...

Which consequences on his political agenda is the mumu talking about? Saraki is at the top of his career, from Governor to number 3 man in Nigeria !

Christianity has turned to nairabet and bet9ja, stake N5000 tithe for example, and hope earnestly to double or triple your stake. if you you get nothing in return, keep staking/tithing and be quiet about the losses, if you get something after countless staking and losses, post your betslip/do a testimony in church. What a joke!

maxysmith:
The only church i can never get married into is Jehovah witness but i don't think church should be a barrier

Award for hypocrite of the year goes to you!

He doesn't look that ugly, by the time 30 billion falls in his account he will be looking fresh like Trey songs

godunia:
the question should have been can a Jehovah’s witness agree to marry deeper life member?

It goes both ways...

kaziblake:
I'm sure she is from the Catholic doctrine

No where in the OP, did they give a hint of Catholic church. Anyway, there is what is called mixed marriage in the Catholic Church. Intending couples are allowed to marry each other, while the non Catholic continues to attend his own church/mosque provided the non-catholic agrees to raise the kids in Catholic faith.

KKKWHITE:
that's where you will actually find true Christians not church goers also with deeper life church

So can these so called true Christians marry each other? Can a deeper life member agree to marry a Jehovah witness?

Christians finding hard to marry each other... Na wa o They are yet to agree on which denomination is the original one that practices christianity, you can't even sort your house yet you will be disturbing people with your megaphones.

Manure fans, how market?

Phonefanatic:
I missed first half only to drive home to meet this scoreline . What happened.

You were saved the heart ache of two goals against manure in first half...

possesscable:
Chelsea fans where we dey na

We are coming, just putting on our trolling gear!

Your number one point is not true. I still get a minor breakout whenever I eat lots of cake, mayonnaise for salad and all those pastries that are either oily or fatty. I don't apply any thing though as it disappears on its own after a few days.

SonOfAfonja:
People like you are the reason why this nation isn't moving forward....

Can you explain in details how the government and state governments can fund a N56000 minimum wage without having delays in salary payments and without downsizing the civil service? Mind you, I will benefit hugely if the minimum wage increases to N56000 but I choose to face the reality on ground and stopped dreaming.

The provided picture is to far from viewing, the OP should have provided a full view of his face at least.

Labour Union,please agree to this N30000 minimum wage and let's focus on other things. I doubt if we can handle N56000 for now.

Let's hear the other side of the story...no further comment!

So far, no one has appreciated the Naval Officer who kick-started the whole process with the GoFundMe account, the numerous anonymous people who contributed for the surgery to take place and the doctors who performed the surgery. All we hear is Na god oooo or thank god ooo.

She's not hiding anything. Some ATMs become less visible under bright sun light in the afternoon only covering up or preventing some of the light coming in will make you see the ATM interface. Note how the other ATM on the left has a small covering which prevents some of the bright light and allows easy usage of the ATM.

A good thing they were not born and raised in Nigeria, they probably would have been labelled witch family with Pastors performing pointless deliverances on them.

Crazy eyes!

African(Sub-saharan) names are unique, even non Africans find it interesting. You sound more like one with an identity with your African name when you encounter a non African.

That Orange is the New Black prison is not prison abeg, it's more like a boarding house..too much freedom and free food there.

OP, You just had your first experience of almajiris in the North.

Tapout:
minister of education Lemme not lie, I didn't know that one

You are not a teacher, so you can/might be pardoned. Minister of Justice/Attorney general : Lawyers, Minister of Health: all health related personnel, Minister of Works, Power and housing : Engineers. An engineer might be pardoned if he does not know the Minister of health but a Doctor will be whipped for same crime. Do you understand now?

You tried jare! What is left is now to package yourself to our Nigerian celebrities, so that you can be doing photoshop to boost their fake lives and be collecting your cash!

One of the people who made/make me enjoy rap music. Not all these yeye Soulja boy, future e.t.c bubble gum kind of music.