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Padipadi: Are you well?
How dare you blasphem against the chosen club.
Last Bullet
Beware of thunder strike

hahahahahaha.....oh na your club?

Hahahaha

gbes!

sinokingz: why u won show ur self itz just a lil mistake

my brother God bless you. Na typo. I was in a hurry to type lose and wrongly type lost.

femi4: RIP English

wanted to write e instead of t.

Oya help me correct am

ginajet: orisirisi Keypad1 please come and by me one iphone 6 na

how much is it?

*brings out my master card*

adebayor1490: lolzz... Naw its sensible.

you know where we go jam na.

ginajet: for the first time me and you dey the same page

na so ooo. Our minds are connecting together

ginajet: I will grow and stop being daddy's girl the very day another man start loving me the way my dad does #feeling like a little princess now# for now arsenal must drop 3points for the gods

clears throat

gina please this drink is for you while we wait for the match to start.



Assss annnnal must lose. Amen

arsenal must lose today. Welbeck over the bar.

Gbes!

Ramsey injury

gbes!

E fosoke

gbes!



Padipadi where u dey na?

ginajet: where my own dey?

see am here.



You go drink kunu?

jesus don dey come ooo. All the church girls and choristers wey dey fvck themselves up and down. Your atrocities is too much.


*i know you will quote me*

costa juju has failed.....chelshit will lost tomorrow.


Team aguero

mukina2 u r my crush but assssss annnal must lose today.

ginajet.....ginaaaaaaaaaa!

Am home.


*buys 100naira popcorn and groundnut*

chemystery: hahahahaha, how you take know?

hahaha.....e be like say na you be the girl abi?

why kill the people who put their lives into risk trying to help you? Africans and wickedness.

100Cents: I will chose this car in preference to range rover jeep..

With a 22inch silver rim on this car, you don't have any competitor car wise..

oluwa oooo.


Na my mate buy this kain car?

Oya oya all the winchi winch and ogbanje girlfriends wey i dey friend since. Yime don reach for una.

Its over between us.

i fit shiiit for here?

priscaoge: The question should be Do U still trust BOYS

answering question with question.

Face the topic. U r not even a boy sef. Leave out question for us to answer.

them swear for me make i trust girls?

God forbid bad thing

chibwike: op all dis ur verses, na ball dem wan play?

hahaha....i tire ooo

edozie04: Nairaland ladies do not exist

really? there was one mencade5 that said loving a girl in nairaland is like loving a software.

He could be right you know

valmunich: Exactly, the nigga is a big troll. Imagine, he just registered today and has created up to 5 topics already

hahahaha....he is andyblaze

i did not read this post

chemystery: This just happened as i'm creating this thread. I went to a barbing saloon. Sat down to wait for my turn when a young pretty lady came in to charge her phone. She seem to be very familiar with the barber as both of them picked up in conversation just as immediately. I was interested in the conversation so i add some few words directed at the lady but she snubbed me. The conversation continued then i discovered another place i can contribute but i was snubbed again. The way others starring at me was like "Oya, mumu yourself for the third time". This was just a general discussion that if it were a guy everything would just flow. I was so disappointed! Why do every lady think a guy talking to her entails he has interest in her? This is not the first time and reason i like being quiet in midst of ladies and each time i do, they term me as being shy or queer! As God may have it, she came to ask me how to get to somewhere as i was typing this but i snubbed her and continued typing. At least it's 2 - 1 now. When it gets to penalty shootout, i'll update you guys.

i hope say you be messi oooo. If not she go win you.



Na the girl wey barber dey fuuuck for that street be that. Barber dey fear say you go collect am from him hand. If na outside, the girl go answer you well well.

ginajet: you say wetin? honestly I was suppose to like this comment but for the fact that its coming from you I will just hold on to my like

lookatew....so u don hate me finish abi?

Diaris God ooooo

ginajet: gan gan dis is a gen gen something o! I don break person heart oh

blows cartarrh in my white hanky.

Issorait.

I hope chelsea wins this week.

ok.....but it cannot happen in naija unless money dey there for ground.



Mod. Front page

ginajet: wetin happen? I owe you nii? infact do I knw you?

Haaaa.....me?

Yungwizzzy: It started like a joke last year when I bought myself a 2014 range rover sport(white)


My parents were worried that I'm getting too rich and needed to settle down ASAP. meanwhile, there is this girl we were getting along very well here on NL


she is actually one of the most beautiful girls on NL, very intelligent and a former Miss IUO, light skinned with appreciable well sized boobbi


We've been dating since then and have spent so much time together, recently we went to Seychelles, where we got engaged.


I'm proud to announce to my boss seun, mods and the entire nairalanders that what started on this platform is ending in a family.


Mr osewa thanks for building this platform. I use this medium to invite you to our wedding coming in October. details soon...

God bless

rozzay r u the lady?


Wizzzy, krall, andy, liabilty, u r all lairs.

this one pasqal don post so. Na frontpage material be this ooo.


I dont have anytin to comment

Yungwizzzy: He who laugh last, oyibo people say laughs best!!!!!!


she just got dumped by the guy she left me for

huhuhuhuhhahahehehe


she has been updating her facebook status with some really sorry quotes

the ones that got my attention were

"He is as broke as my fallen broken plate"

"I never knew those cars, swag we're never his"

"I actually left my ATM machine for this MTA wanna be"
only God know the meaning of MTA

I've been commenting on all her status. and I like it when I feel her pains oozing from the screen of my 1996 Apple laptop


Anyways I'm happy now with this angel I met tru NL!!

screen shot of the facebook post.


Well, that is the mistakes many gullible ladies makes.
If she tries to come back, please dont hesitate to fuuuck her well.