₦airaland Forum

solmus:



People pay tax out of trust in Government and not because of any yeye threat.. who would be so dumb as an enterprenuer to remit the exact VAT as collected from customers, so that Hanah Buhari can waste it on Avaition fuel to use on Presidential Jet to snap pictures in Bauchi, National Assembly can renovate a small Assembly complex with whooping 37billion naira or $100 million USD

55% of Nigeria’s VAT is collected in Lagos State. 20% in FCT, 6% in Rivers, 5% in Kano, 1% in Kaduna. Buhari's State Katsina dont pay VAT but earn from VAT revenue, Mohammed Nami's State doesnt pay VAT yet he is the Head of the Agency collecting VAT

as a business man, i will source my own dollars from Habokkii that Northern government gives at discounted rate, i will personally negotiate my trade with China without help from Ministry of Trade and Investment, if the chinesse trader doesnt scam me of my money since Nigerian government has no escrow system, i'll use my money to ship and pay custom duty, after that i will now sell the goods at the shop i rented on my own and now be foolish enough to give Mohammed Nami and Buhari a whooping 7.5% of my sales after my hustle , wey me self never make 3% profit after tax

tax evassion might be a crime in Europe and America but in Nigeria its common sense, My Football legend Messi is a tax evader, My Political Legend Jagaban of Africa was accused of evading tax, Baba Ijebu the lotto Legend evades tax ,Donald Trump my hated US president was accused of hiding tax details and prolly evaded tax, who am i not to evade tax

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Oga shut up you must pay it o, so that Hannah Buhari will use it to fuel the PJ and travel to Jupiter to snap
I thought you believed in buhari as your lord and savior ?
Now he’s asked you a zombie to pay tax you don’t want to, if you don’t pay the tax who will? Is it the 5 percenters?

BigSarah:
Very Good development, it's terrible being unable to speak ones local dialect.. I hate that about me, hopefully nysc will take me to the east finally....
Meanwhile check my signature!

Lol
So you’re from the east and have never been there?
It’s bad o, why not try going maybe this Easter.

DaBullIT:
All these hopeless hate filled animals prowling on the internet

1 usd is 36k+, If you are not into yahoo yahooo -cyber fraud , even Oyinbos consider it a big money , so when a corper receives 33K salary upped all the way from rarely received 17K and you still have mouth to say it's peasant's money , then , You are a bloody ingrate and you shouldn't be allowed to pro-create

Jonathan sold crude oil for 180$/B and allawee was not paid frequently let alone paying this value the borrower of loans paid this and now you are still not happy

If you don’t compare this demonic APC with GEJ your prick no go stand.

Oga Corper’s were receiving 19800 and not 17k
And it was paid constantly.

I hope you’re aware it was during GEJ that minimum wage reviewed upward to 18000, meaning Corper’s allawee was increased too.

So stop making it sound like an achievement

tartar9:
Continue asking us
Sincerely, will you think he's innocent if he'd from the East

Same way you won’t think he’s innocent if he’s from the east is the same damn way I sure say this Ibrahim guilty die, same as that other girl released, but because of their religion/tribe your government decided to wade into it.

Arrewa:
when is he coming?
Words like "we shall, we will" is getting more people know that Kanu and IPOB are already losing it, after all when they started the noise, it was as if the Biafra was to be granted independence the next day.

I forgot when you guys even added Turkey and Iran as your saviours too at a point in time.

I've never insulted the good and hardworking Igbos, I only go for brainwashed and gullible IPOBians.we all know that lies and propaganda are the only weapons Kanu and IPOB have for the moment to continue to sway their gullible brainwashed followers and failure to do that spells doom for the organization. So this shouldn't be news to anyone

I will advise you to face amotekun and leave ipob alone.

Patrioticman007:
The need for standardization of Almajiri systems cannot be over emphasized. GEJ the clueless gave out over 200,000,000,000.00 to his apprentices in looting, in the name of upgrade, for these schools, its a shame, they have looted it.
Its a fact high had human population is an advantage, if properly harnessed, a case study Peoples Republic of China has the strongest economy in the world, due to its share population. That GMB or PMB needs to wake up & turn these blessings from God, in to strength like the peoples republic of China.

These Islamic schools where reading & writing 5000 years before Southern Nigerians knew, what we call English Alphabets, with the coming of colonial masters & their pet projects called Christianity.

These Islamic schools need to upgrade like their counter parts in Dubai aka, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait and other Islamic countries.

God bless Nigeria.

You must find way to involve GEJ

Brugo:


Denying won’t make the problem go away.

I can now see why ipobs love this man. He is a thoroughly crooked businessman. That is the number one quality of a biafran hero. Not surprised.

Why do you like tinubu and buhari? Because they are straight and honest business men?

itsme01:



IMSU girls and their love for Sugar Daddies

Atleast the Governor and the First Ladies can both share the same bleaching cream and save the state from bankruptcy from bleaching

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If it’s bleaching reserve it specially for oyo.

YorubaLord:
But isn't that the truth? The SS and other minor groups even though they share a similar region with you... they don't want to be associated with you. That's one of the reason why the disintegration is a bit complex.

You behave like an illiterate, majority of the SS was part of the old Biafra, at lest you will agree with me on this,
But this our new agitation is for and only Igbo speaking Biafra, the rest SS can go to hell, as simple as that, the non Igbo SS are only ascribing some importance to themselves, if we say rivers is part of Biafra doesn’t mean the whole rivers but just the Igboid rivers.

YorubaLord:
It's so funny that the Northern Elites and even the President are all aware of the atrocities committed by their people yet, they ignore and pretend.

I'll actually support a disintegration of Nigeria ONLY IF the 'Developers' won't take over the smaller tribes bodering them out of their own selfishness.

Another Igbo hater,
Oga deal with your slave masters and leave us out of this.

statusquoante:
Hmmmn

2023 Yoruba presidency is non-negotiable. We won't allow Amotekun stop us and place us in the league of piggiiddiiiottts...

The Amotekun issue will be resolved amicably.

Inferiority complex will kill you, Igbo matter go kill you,
You can’t make a single sentence without involve Igbo hatred to it.

What have Igbo gat to do with this now that you involved them.

helinues:
Bro how can someone be mentioning others with like 5 monikers.. After appealing to him politely several times to stop.

If he comments on one moniker and mentioned you, be ready for other of his monikers to respond to himself. On average of 10 mentions per day on irrelevant comments of his.

It seems like people from that side dont have any atom of shame.

It seems people from your side are usually stupid, you’re have an issue with one person and as usual the stupidity in you made you generalize and involve the whole region.

EagleNest:
I hardly would believe this logical masterpiece will come from a reverend father. It is a truth!

The way we blindly practice religion in Nigeria supports Karl Max's assertion that religion is the opium of the masses. It takes away independent critical thinking and Pastors, Imams and politicians are taking full advantage of it.

Think Nigerian!

The guy is very intelligent and rational in all his teachings,
He was my priest back in secondary school that year, before he came I used to dodge mass, but after I heard his first teaching mehn I voluntarily started going for mass without being forced.
And he’s a great footballer too.

oyatz:
It's not a tribal issue (as Tribal bigots like you can not think beyond tribalism) but the fight for the right to secure each federating unit.

Each Regional ethnic groups drumming support of Amotekun are doing so because the establishment is in line with their stand on True Federalism.


The South-South and the North Central are also in support showing that this is not Yoruba Vs Igbos affairs.


Enugu State constituted Forest Guards and Benue State had Anti-Open grazing Marshall.

The main thing here is that the Federalism in Nigeria is been tested and challenged.

Bro I know this shouldn’t be a tribal issue but you can agree with me that the guy is right?
If this Amotekun was a SE thing the Yorubas would’ve rained insults on us and even urged the federal government to proscribe them and kill them on site, but now because it’s a SW thing they are forming fake love and drumming southern and middle belt support.

Mynd44:
This is the explanation.

Deji is smarter than this

Are you trying to tell me that from those canceled 318 pu PDP, AA or APGA didn’t get a single vote?
C’mon you’re smarter than that.

PerfectlyPerfect:
I can't see any law backing Hisbah police too.

Has anyone noticed that, unlike previous months, the number of people opposing this government on threads on front page has increased.
I'm guessing they've reduced the salary of our Nairaland resident zombies

I thought I was the only one that noticed it o,
Maybe it’s because the government has stopped Npower, their only source of livelihood.

yarimo:
As long as the good people of Nigeria are concerned, MURIC is the best thing to happen for Nigeria. FG should honour AKINTOLA with GCON it's clear he means well for Nigeria.

See your fellow zombie up there try to use his brain.
I think You should too.

BuhariAdvocate:
This man has always been a stupid person. Trying to justify unjustifiable.

Lol
Ahh Bros wetin happen?

nabegibeg:
Na una sabi


A region that has never stood with one voice on issues that directly affects the prosperity of it's people

Na where fraud and illegal wealth dey happen una dey band together

Oga this una propaganda no de work again
Try another pattern

APCNig:
Did you read the write up at all? Goarluck Jonathan approved and allocated money for it, not thi current administration. To whom brain is given, sense is expected, use your head.

If you don’t blame GEJ your dick no go stand, Oga this is a new contract for APC.

itsme01:
keep dreaming, and to correct you of you ranting.. he said the country would break if power doesnt shift south meaning Southwest are pulling out, feel free to stay with fulani, thats your choice

PS: Yorubas aint Biafra that got conquered due to hunger, we are self sufficient and well vast in the art of diplomacy

If we want all Leeches out of our land we would simply destroy Mokwa - Jebba bridge, Niger Bridge, and Lokoja bridge and just like that we cut you out

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Chest beating,
I would love to see all this happen in 2023

Eldersino:
Armed Forces Remembrance Day Emblem.
@thank me later

Ok
But why do people wear it anyhow? Like it’s too much

BlackSeptember:
Anybody that can tell me this boy age will get 3months browsing data free

Lol, he’s a 45 years old fool.
You know what they say: “a fool at forty is a fool for ever”.

lebienconnu:
You guys would have prefered she used Okada instead. Sorry her dad is the president of the Giant of Africa.

Another lost fool,
Can she fly commercial? Inshort 1st class or she rents a PJ but not to use the presidential jet which is being maintained by taxpayers money.

If this had happened during GEJ will you say this trash you’re saying now?

yarimo:
As long as it's not an offence in the constitution, HANAN please carry on.

What will you have said if it happened during GEJ era?

felong:
Please I Need Detailed Advice In Starting A Filling Station

Good evening nairalanders. please I would appreciate it if I'm given a detailed breakdown of what it would cost to open an run a filling station.
also someone a friend advised that franchising would be good I would be operating with a branded name. so which independent oil marker in Nigeria is the best for franchise.

My location is Abakaliki Ebony state. I will also like to know how many tankers I call sell on an average per month in a place like Abakaliki.
thanks.

I have a filling station for sale in Abuja.
Come and buy nwanne.

jamace:
A cabal is siphoning Nigeria money in the name of subsidy. Buhari needs to personally investigate this subsidy of a thing. I suspect a great fraud going on.

Guy you’re a hypocrite, cos it’s buhari now so you’re trying to absolve him, blaming people around him, but if this had happened during GEJ time you will blame GEJ.

isthatso:
you are clearly to retarded to understand that you have just proven my point. The reason why you have to emigrate is because your zone is too small for you to prosper. That is why you are more dependent on the other regions that rest of us.

I asked you what does the sw offer Nigeria. I’m yet to get an answer instead blabbing.

isthatso:
If SW offers nothing, why are all of you in the SW choking us making it difficult for us to breathe and move around? Do you see us moving to the SE?

I asked you one question, what is sW offering Nigeria you’re here blasting warf.

Bros go to the most remote villages in the north and other African countries you will must see an Igbo man. So don’t think Lagos is any special.
Last I check we are still citizens of the fücking one Nigeria and have to right to live and work anywhere.

isthatso:
All your commerce depends on the Nigerian market. Without that your hustle will suffer. The SW and the SS are the ones suffering the most from the project called Nigeria and I say it again the people that will lose the most at least initially if we split up are the Ibos!

What is the south west offering Nigeria?

isthatso:
1st of all I am not a northerner, secondly I actually wish you will be allowed to go so we can have peace, thirdly Biafra in 1967 when you had Oil is different from Biafra of today because the SS will not share their Oil with you. The Igbos will actually be the ones worse off if you leave because, 1. you have no Oil, 2. You don’t have land, 3. You depend on other parts of Nigeria to make a living, all your businesses depend on the rest of Nigeria for survival and you will not get the same privileges in whatever is left of Nigeria once you leave as you enjoy now.

I personally wish the north would call your bluff and let you leave. Hanging on to the SE because of the OIl which was part of the SE back in the day has actually become a poisoned chalice for the rest of us. The money South Africa spends on education OR health are both more than the total amount of income we get from the Oil and they are a smaller economy than us. The rest of Nigeria has enough in terms of resources and population to survive and be big countries in their own right, Lagos alone is bigger than Ghana.

So please good riddance to bad rubbish!

Did I say you are a northerner?
I knew your tribe all along the, the 2 faced
How is it you problem if we suffer?
Shey na your suffer ni?
Unlike you guys we don’t depend on oil, we have human resource to keep us.
Oil that will soon be obsolete. Make una pack all the oil after all na wetin full una soup.