₦airaland Forum

Sugar97:
This could be us but you neither have a beard nor a drone. Sigh...

Lol
I have a drone, but no beards

Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

Not only the guys too, the girls too follow making simple things complicated, forming hard woman.

konkonbilo:
See how simple things went, if na naija the ladies will always make it complicated..

Lol
Not only the lady the police to might start shooting at sight.

Hmmm

Designerdollars:
How person go donate 1.5 billion nitori oluun .
Me wey dey feel like king on top 10 million wey I manage gather.
This life is unfair oo

Lol
You never hear the saying
“Where your own stop na where another person own start”

Mizwisdom:
Advanced countries? the death toll from the virus is more than 100,000 and most are in the advanced countries with more than 200,000 positive cases in total. What kind of thing do you think such clueless countries can be seeing?

Death toll 100k?
Na wa o
Madam check well

sarrki:
At this junction drop politics


Let’s fight convid

Guy in the middle of this Covid 19 pandemic see all you bubu cares about

APCNig:
Your father too is a Nigerian just like my father and Major General Muhammadu Buhari. Please tell your father to collect INEC form and contest next Presidential election. Stop Wailing and Crying, get up and take action. Buhari and we Hus supporters defeated you clowns of two consecutive elections back to back, yet you still dey talk.

What of if you have a mentally unstable President like Donald Trump who is always an Twitter abusing anyone that opposes his ideas?

I’m not going to exchange words with you a buharist because I know you don’t have the ability to think.

Mehn there is a serious pandemic ravaging the world and all APC and buhari cares about is pepper them like seriously?

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Lalasticlala

Hello happy Sunday Nairaland, I was bored and I decided to check Twitter,
This was was the first thing I saw.
Pls who did we offend in this country to deserve APC as a party and PMB as a president.

Good news at last

helinues:
Is it by knowing the name of the virus or by taken preventing measures..

What's the results of Fluent pronunciation of Trump?

This weekend won't be easy for you wailers .

Oga don’t speak English for English sake,
What is the meaning of preventive measures and what preventive measure has bubu taken?

topsquino:
I've been on this platform since 2007. Thank you Seun for Nairaland.

I feel this is the right time to give back to the community.

I'm doing a 1 MILLION NAIRA giveaway today by 6pm

Please check my post today 6pm so that you won't miss out.

You can also check my profile to confirm my credibility.

I clean like slate and gentle like dove.

Where the post?

iCauseTrouble:
I love this Corona I swear. E no dey look face

Of all diseases to hit the world in recent time na this Coronavirus I like pass, because e no dey look face, inshort it prefers catching they wealthy than the poor.

efighter:
Donald Trump has been talking and tweeting while Corona is killing Americans.

Do you want Presidential address or Presidential action?

Which one is buhari doing?
Is it not only presidential lying.

post=87820604:
Make we go beat dem for singing street song or what?

Na 3rd Mainland Bridge song dem for dey sing?

Orisirisi something

https://www.nairaland.com/5758863/imam-peace-blasts-president-buhari
Guy I didn’t see you on this thread despite people mentioning you?
Wetin happen?

crazygod:
Where is Buhari o?

Lol
He’s in Dubai with Abba Kyari treating themselves

erico2k2:
Craaaaap country.

Lol why was he recommending someone to go there?

Mateen1000:
Anywayz I know you are lying

But it doesn’t worth it
With 16M you can relocate permanently to Switzerland or Romania or any other Average european country and live the best life while you work also.

Is Romania nice?

Raydos:
C - Corona Virus
H - Hanta Virus
I -
N -
A -


Are you people thinking what am thinking??

Lol
Yes

TheChameleon:
This is why they create the myth that Yoruba ladies are dirty, they are unfaithful etc.

https://www.nairaland.com/5114240/poor-condition-hostels-university-nigeria

(See UNN female hostel, see Aba)

They know they can't have them and then try to sully them. If that fails, they resort to rape.

Useless beings!

Bros stop giving you self false hope,
In all my life I’ve never seen an Igbo man who wants to marry a Yoruba lady, maybe circumstance might make him marry one, but like 70% of my Yoruba friends want to marry Igbo girls.
Some they kill them selves for them.

Even though make I no lie 2 out if the 5 Yoruba girls I bleeped in oyo were clean, that one I no go lie so it’s not good to generalize.

1StopRudeness:
In order news aside Corona....

So I was passing by this petrol station in my area and I noticed they’ve complied with the new pump price. A couple of days ago I still bought fuel there at N145

I suspected the close proximity of the department of petroleum resources to our area compelled their prompt compliance cos many petrol stations are still forming jet-li.

How e be for your side?? Or the virus didnt allow you guys notice?

Bros it’s not the close proximity whatsoever,
The simple answer is that the had to finish the one the had in stock first before complying to any reduction, because guy na you go pay them the difference? When government it’s sefl wasn’t willing to pay the difference.

Ngozey:
I can’t keep this pregnancy we are both young and too young to get married. Am in ss3 he is in ss2. Please we are begging you in the name of God help us with remedies to remove this pregnancy and we promise not to sleep together anymore please

From SS3 you don dey collect prick?

9jatriot:
A few days ago this guy was playing politics with this thing, when we tell people that this shit is serious, they do not believe.

Buharist ehh, you never seize to amaze me, anybody telling truth to you god is seen as playing politics, must every body lick his dry worn out ass? Guy

iammo:
with Corona virus in town no paddy for jungle

Guy na your paddy for life, nothing you fit do about am but to enjoy him next devil.

iammo:



Buhari is too shady for an old man

His silence on Oshiomhole vs Obaseki's matters almost brought APC on its kneel yet he was very quick to televise a warning to useless ipob on them crossing national redline

Now he had to keep our borders open till the last of his daughter flew in from UK and self isolated herself, there by allowing atleast several suspected cases into the country because of miss photographer daughter of his who uses DSS to retrieve simcards

when Toyota had defects on its landcruiser and lexus brands or when RollsRoyce had software issues with their elcrronic system and needed a recall, CEO of the companies came out to press, stood before investors, customers and the people to explain their policy guidline on the issue at hand, and promissed to do everything within its power to rectify the problem and compensate customers

President of countries affected even islamic Iran have being giving press briefing directly so as to commuinicate strategy deviced and how the economy would recover, but in Nigeria Buhari would rather keep quite like a mute, while the Minister of State for Health would Tell us borders wont be closed, 24 hours later Minister of Interior would tell us another thing that borders are closing by saturday, The Minister of health would tell us schools wont be shut only few days later minister of Education would annouce clossure of all schools, and since the President isnt talking, PDP clout chaser like Audio Governor Makinde would capitalise on that to hold a Mega PDP rally in the heart of city like Ibadan

Anyways na him know, the virus is dealing with old farts like him, people of 60s to 70s with low immuinity


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Guy na your man you dey yab so?

Simplyleo:
Why is Gbajabiamila bothering himself?

Is like he is not done with the insults he is getting from these people.

C’mon shut up and be reasonable for once buhari is a nepotic leader and he isn’t hiding his hate for the SE,

Why should some who claim to be president of a nation always excluded one part of the nation in any good, but when it comes to python dance and other negative things he will remember the SE,
Oga what you sow today you will reap tomorrow

helinues:
More like he is less concerned.. Just ordinary

" My fellow Nigerians, the coronavirus is here. Make sure you follow all the instructions giving by NEMA"

End of speech but yet.......

Oga enjoy your next level, don’t complain after all your voted for him not once but twice.

soberdrunk:
May the gods forgive those of us that supported this government.......

Arrewa:
Ugwu Hausa Amaka

Thank God you know it’s not a derogatory word.

Woleett:
So this awa oyel is gradually losing value and relevance each year. Nigeria obviously needs to dumb that shit and start looking into agriculture as ASAP

Agriculture to is shit, we should look towards industrialization.