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^ my thoughts exactly

michelin89:
[size=20pt]Ok.

You are having intimacy and you can't spell V-A-G-I-N-A?? Why girls dey give their totos to these fools?[/size]

cos the girl is atleast as big a fool as he is(sorry dude no offence). you make it sound like 'toto' is some gift to humanity. the queston is why did he waste his manhood on her?
i get the feeling ther is no point advising this guy because before he will be able to buy time at the cafe again(one month later) this thread will have disappeared.i hereby order you all to desist from making further posts.

who is the first documented gold digger in history? hint-he married a wealthy woman much older than him

who is the most famous paedophile in history? hint- he married a fourteen year old girl

who committed the most famous and glaring case of incest and perversion? hint- he married his own son's daughter.













and the answer issssssss(as if you don'talready know) the great prophet Mohammed of course, who else?

did mohammed marry his daughter inlaw or not? yes or no? yes
can any of you do so? no insults to you my brothers. just two questions

how many of you will marry your daughter inlaw?i mean your son grows up and gets married then you decide that he does not need a beautiful wife.you make him divorce her and then marry her. horrific isn't it? this is the story of Mohammed, prophet of the muslims. a man who was extremely lustful. funniest thing is, i once told this story to a muslim who vehemently refused to believe it saying 'big mo' could never have done such. she went to confer with some elder and came back telling me that she was supposedto help him with something or the other. amazing.

What a massively over-hyped movie! i just watched it and i'm like so what's the big deal? someone just re-wrote pocahontas and made it slightly more adult oriented and there i was thinking i was watching a classic.anyone think so too?

meant off not of by the way

^loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

little boy: momy there is something wrong with me

Mother: no dear nothing is wrong with you, why are you crying?

littleboy: my friend said i have reverse body dysmorphia

mother bursts out laughing and boy runs of crying

i know you ladies don't like to recycle clothes but if ur looking to make an impression why don't you go with your birthday suit?

what a horrific way to die. didn't know turkey was that backward

Dorothy's mother: dorothy what did you learn at church today?

Dorothy:[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=230391.msg5565500#msg5565500 date=1266884770]Sin is an Offence against God, Simple![/quote]

davidylan:
hitler . . . ya hate western civilization too with a passion?

See, you dont "hate" religion with a passion because of this (never mind you lied on the other thread that you didnt hate religion) . . . you HATE it because it asks of you to live a life of purity and demands a surrender of your fleshly lusts and will . . .

You HATE religion because it exposes the rotteness of your own life . . . you HATE it because it condemns you to eternal hell.

See . . . crimes like this occur once in a blue moon . . . we've had the likes of Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot . . . who have condemned millions to death. I never hear hypocrites like you howl and mourn the way you do when it comes to individual criminal cases that just happen to involve religious people.

One other thing i must mention . . . note how these people who pretend to "hate religion" actually ONLY HATE CHRISTIANITY! You never see them bawling at islam or buddhism.

couldn't have put it better

^^ this act of madness by uneducated people is representative of religion? what about science? must i tell you about Hiroshima and Nagasaki? every thing good is also subject to mis-use and abuse

Mikaela:
Feel free to go where you want to ! You go as far as saying that God created the sun. You talk about escaping things you can't explain? I ask you questions and you say it means that I don't understand your god. And you give an idiotic example of Hitler. LOL. *yawn*

Keep trying to find logic in your belief, it's only making you seem more and more idiotic. I could care less if you call me names all because I belittle your god. But I love it when you get all worked up trying to make non believers seem 'confused'. LOL. You worship a god of violence who killed the likes of Elton John just because 'it's wrong'. You and your ancestors lived through discrimination and fought against it but it all started with your god.

I actually met a believer who told me that science has proven god to exist. It was fun tearing him to pieces. You get so mixed up in your religious views that you fail to percieve things from different point of view. While having faith in god may seem easy for you, it's nearly impossible for others. While you may seem courageous by blindly believing there are people who can't due to past experience. I love how with you guys it's god exists and basta.

Out of every believer who responded here, you were the easiest target [/b]and the least intelligent. Getting worked up with the whole Jesus f[i]u[/i]cked mary. LOOL ! You claim to be intelligent but you ignore the meaning of sarcasm. Please, don't give yourself any merit. Never in a million years will I have a serious conversation with someone who claims god created the sun. That was just too good. LOL ! You claim to know atheists yet you fail to realise the main goal of almost any atheist towards believers. Nothing you said was concrete, nothing I said was either but I wasn't meant to say anything concrete. That's the difference. But you blind worshiper couldn't resist. Haha. At least,[b] I've found a new target. Or should I say we. LOL !
Oh, you think you're a 'scientist'? HAHA. LOOOL ! A scientist , on nairaland , arguing about the existence of god ! HAHAHAHA. LOOOL ! You have no idea how much I've laughed thanks to your stupidity.

To conclude, I believe in god. No, I don't. I believe in evolution. Or not. Well, not the one with the apes. Or maybe. Wait, I believe in jesus but not mary.

LOOOL ! This forum is full of air heads but you sir are the top contestant.

just proves what i've been saying all along really. you, my friend, are only here to rattle a few bones. is it not possible to start a constructive debate without all the animosity? u call us airheads but what kind of person wakes up one morning and decides to look for "targets" whose faith you are going to mock? i find your general level of superiority complex and your air of condensation to be very amusing. What really makes you think you are better than anyone who posts on this forum?

Ebonyeyes:
Ehmmmm, Let us see some photographic evidence and let us be the the judge of that, we all know most men suffer from "Reverse body dysmorphia"

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if ur gonna call yurself handsome then at least post a pic. i used to have that problem(when i was fourteen) but i'm aight now. don't know what advice i can offer except to look good and smell good. gives confidence.

she's back!! gotta confess i was starting to miss you mikaela

tufg:
what age is girl allowed to date

when she is allowed by those who are in a position to either allow or disallow her. obey your parents dear

'For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrughteousness of men, who supress the truth in unrighteousness. Because what may be known of God is manifest in them, for God has shown it ti them. For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead so that they are without excuse, Because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts and their foolish hearts were darkened. Professing to be wise they became fools.'  romans 1, 18-22. Dictum sapienti sat est ( a word to a wise person is enough)

chipmunkey:
can't such a guy afford a love-peddler or just get a hand job? despoiling to me is animalistic. Can't just imagine myself doing it.

lol. yea well it is animalistic and so are a lot of things human beings do. like fornicate

sexyLeamon:
It is very possible for a woman to experience physical pleasure and even heavenly feeling during a despoil, This does not mean that the woman is "enjoying" the despoil, it is simply a biological function of her body to experience pleasure/heavenly feeling during sexual intercourse.

but I feel like slapping you via my laptop I really do, why think of such question even?

abeg no vex na ordinary curiousity. actually i was some friends when a guy just blurted out that all these rape victims should go and sit down and stop pretending that they didn't enjoy the thing. i was a bit flabbergasted at the time but this is nairaland romance section where anything goes right?

hunger na terrible thing bros

oya naa who are they?

hey bradas guess i'm a little late. not too sure of the geography but i'm from agbede

aquilani looks like a girl

how much was he actually paid?

serious bad belle!

^^ i have no choice but to laugh . woman did i find your trouble?

just hope you used condoms

tbaba83:
While growing up as a kid, and silently watching my parents, I have observed that if u want to live a long life as a man, never take women 2 seriously. Like chris rock said, in an arguement, a man needs to make sense in arguement. A woman on d other hand is not gonna allow a lil tin like sense to 4k up her the arguement. She's all out to win d arguement

absolutely spot on