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It's between Asake and Davido

chymeze:
She actually finished you that night like she promised, didn't she? So promise kept. Why still complaining?

Yes o! She finished me aswerugod

dkidd:
Exactly... Dirty disease infested pigs. Op next time pour hypomized with izal inside amd leave for 30 mins insidethen repeat thrice amd let her sit inside warm water and izal for another 30 mins then bathe her 😐

Person daughter abi?

Illegal1:
omoh.........nah very important question u ask ooh..

Legend

seanwilliam:
You didn’t complete the story. You knacked her join the smelly Abi u no knack am

Badt guy

wonder233:
Many get angry when you tell them their vagina stinks

Reason why I'm finding it difficult to tell her

Gadafii:
may we not drink gutter water because of thirst

No amount of likeness will make me mount a girl with overwhelming and offensive smell, if you like fine like aria buhari, that smell is joy killer, just like how small dick Dey turn girls off instant


But I understand some men no get taste or self worth, they can eat anything

My brother it was just too much

Ladies in the house is there a remedy to smelling punami?
I met this girl recently. First thing that attracted me to her was her height. She's tall, not slim, not fat. And to top am, she get yansh. When I was toasting her I dey dream of that yansh. I dey fantasize about so many things I go do to that yansh, that waiste.
Finally she gree after enough shakara, after enough campaign, enough propaganda. Omo! I turn to politician once. I was APC she was the electorate.
To cut the long story short. Our first time of making love... What a horrible experience. Started very excitedly... She was talking dirty. Like "I'll finish you this night". And I was like "i go scatter your toto this night"
But.....,.................
When e set I come start to dey perceive one kind offensive smell. At first I no understand but later I know. The more she wet the more stinky she became. And when I finally removed her trouser, omg! The smell was too much. I couldn't go on. I lost erection, I had to give an excuse that I had something I needed to attend to that I forgot and took off advising her to go take a bath before my coming back. To my surprise when she got up there was a wet spot on the bed. I realized that she had squirted and that was why the offensive smell.... Last last I called her from my friend's place and told her there was an emergency and I'm to travel so I sent her money and she left. Since then it's been one excuse to another... I like her a lot but that smell too much. I almost won choke. How can I tell her that her thing is smelling? How can I help her

You confront them you get shot

It should be [b][/b] FG Earmarks 150 billion to further enrich the rich

He has been appointed as chief of staff... I read it somewhere just now

SultanOfAbia:
Just like that our daddy
The General Overseer of (A.P.C) Pastor Adeboye

Never believe the words that come from 3 P's

Politician
Pastor
Prostitute

Plus police

Johnycastro18:
Nice one victor osimhen.


Hopefully by next month February,
you will bring back home the African cup of nations,
with the national team.

Dey play

This is murder not suicide

blamingthedevil:
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Hmmm...

Why are you running? We die here!

I thought Sim Fubara conceded too easily... The law says as a HOA member, you lose your seat if you decamp to another party

The Ananias of today

Now that you killed yourself wetin you gain? Wetin she lose? Can she be held culpable for your death? I doubt

Curse777:
Just dey play

You don't pass budget with four members, that's not even a qorrium

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It happened in Edo state and Heaven did not fall

The ran into the bush? What of the money? They ran with it?

Why must una kill people? Why not take the money and leave the civilians alone? We understand say hungry dey the land. But why create more poverty by killing some people's breadwinner?

Your home and Nigeria are in the same condition 'jagajaga'

[quote author=zeuss post=127398587]Odi in bayelsa must sue,...
FG under Goodluck Jonathan paid Odi 15 billion

[quote author=id4sho post=127402134]...Naso one idiot told me to put her mother on Monthly salary... Hmmmm....

...Please note, I have no entanglements with this my neighbor as im not sexually attracted to her...
In Portable's voice; shey you dey whyne

globalresource:
better. i like that

Which one be "workshop"

Oyedepo and Adeboye can make you anything you want to be. They are highly connected and rich. Moreover Jagaban na their brother. I don't think it's prayers that did it. Na connection

youngreezy:
all this just to satisfy woman?but Delta and Edo people wor wor eh,choii!!!

Wetin concern Edo for this matter now

No refunds please

Abomination.... If we catch such girl for Edo na sorry

WorldRichest:
Let Oba of Benin come and collect Tax nah, make MC Oluomo and his boys catch him

Mc Oluomo and him boys dey learn for where Benin agberos dey