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Honestey:It matters o. As a sportsman what you eat before a match is very important. That's one of the reason they perform better at their respective clubs. The club monitors and enforces diets. Ask Guardiola |
Zonefree:Na him smoke pass abi? Him smoke reach Burna Boy or Techno or Shallipopi |
Abuja is on fire he is here making noise |
In all of these happenings in Abuja for some days now where is Wike? Probably in Port Harcourt |
Our security forces are not ready to end these ugly dramas yet... They only swing into action if a VIP is kidnapped. That is when you know that they can track anybody if they really want to |
In 2017 I was in Lagos and working in a hotel close to the Synagogue. Five Star Hospitality and Tours is the name of the hotel. Situated along Ikotun Egbe road just before Ile ewe bus stop. Like every other hotel and businesses around, the Synagogue was the major source of business. From Thursday to Saturday is always busy. The hotel were I worked had about 28 rooms and by Saturday afternoon it was filled up. Most of our clients were foreigners, white men and women, then people from other African countries. On this particular day, a Friday, a young man came from Zambia. He couldn't walk without crutches. His story, he's a footballer based in Brazil and was about to get signed to the French League. He had already signed what they call a pre-contract agreement and was given some money. He built a house for his mum back in Zambia, bought her a car and opened her dream business for her. And according to him that was when problem began. During one of his last training session with his old club he received a tough tackle from a teammate. He was treated and continued but the next day he couldn't get up on his feet... Long story short his club took him to Spain for surgery, then to Germany. Yet the problem remained. Soon the club gave up on him and sent him home to Africa... It was the club in France that wanted him that took up his case. Someone mentioned TB Joshua to him. The club sponsored him down to Lagos to see "the prophet". I knew all these because after lodging he came down to the open air bar outside, ordered drinks for everybody and started asking for information about TB Joshua from us. He asked for a cab that will take him to church on Sunday. The arrangements were done. On Sunday as early as 3:am he was driven to the church alongside his mum and two guys sent by his new club.... It was in the afternoon, there was noise coming from outside the hotel, one of the security guard came to tell us that our client was walking and shouting towards the hotel with the crutches on his head and the two white guys trying to catch up to him. His mum was still rolling up and down in the church in appreciation. At the end the guy threw away the crutches at the bin at the back of the hotel. Next day one of our security guard sold them to scavengers "aboki" that normally come to carry refuse. When our manager was told about it. He funnily said "let him pray the guy don't need them again" Before he left for his country he never needed them again. He was healed. He would come out every 6:am to go jogging with his guys before he left. He shared 10k for everybody before he left. I don't know about the alleged torture, rape or hypnotism. But the miracles, I don't think they were faked |
The motorcycles they are demanding for is the key to solve this particular crime. I'm sure NPF, DSS and others know what to do. They just don't care as long as it's not a senator or person wey know person them kidnap |
Dem no dey shame? |
This could have worked before the last presidential elections. But now that Tinubu is in Aso rock only God can dethrone him. Maybe 2031 they might stand a chance |
Too much book don scatter him brain... Just look at him. And he had to carry a signpost of his "phd" along with him as he hawks.... |
Upon the asoebi wey dem sow dem still lose |
ItShallPass:Can you prove this in a court of law? |
gidgiddy:Why wait till after his death before exposing him? Because he won't be here to defend himself |
He can't be rich and ugly... It's impossible to our girls |
You are too greedy sir. It is the turn of Esan. Oshiomole and Shaibu are from the same zone, Obaseki is a Benin man. Now it's the turn of Esan person. Esanlokan |
3g 1. God 2. Government 3. Gun You can't fight government. If them mean you them go come for you |
I can't believe I once respected this man... When are you announcing your official decamping to APC? Mr. Gunmi did warn us about you |
How much dem pay you for this lousy job |
You take this advice at your own peril. Try get something tangible before you marry |
Sir it was your duty as a PDP member to work against Tinubu. And can you kindly tell us what you were offered to work for Tinubu apart from the obvious FCT Minister. How many millions of dollars were you given to rig Rivers in favour of Jagaban |
Nnganou go finish Joshua o! Oyinbo never change. They always want to see Africans fighting themselves. |
It's between Asake and Davido |
chymeze:Yes o! She finished me aswerugod |
dkidd:Person daughter abi? |
Illegal1:Legend |
seanwilliam:Badt guy |
wonder233:Reason why I'm finding it difficult to tell her |
Gadafii:My brother it was just too much |
Ladies in the house is there a remedy to smelling punami? I met this girl recently. First thing that attracted me to her was her height. She's tall, not slim, not fat. And to top am, she get yansh. When I was toasting her I dey dream of that yansh. I dey fantasize about so many things I go do to that yansh, that waiste. Finally she gree after enough shakara, after enough campaign, enough propaganda. Omo! I turn to politician once. I was APC she was the electorate. To cut the long story short. Our first time of making love... What a horrible experience. Started very excitedly... She was talking dirty. Like "I'll finish you this night". And I was like "i go scatter your toto this night" But.....,................. When e set I come start to dey perceive one kind offensive smell. At first I no understand but later I know. The more she wet the more stinky she became. And when I finally removed her trouser, omg! The smell was too much. I couldn't go on. I lost erection, I had to give an excuse that I had something I needed to attend to that I forgot and took off advising her to go take a bath before my coming back. To my surprise when she got up there was a wet spot on the bed. I realized that she had squirted and that was why the offensive smell.... Last last I called her from my friend's place and told her there was an emergency and I'm to travel so I sent her money and she left. Since then it's been one excuse to another... I like her a lot but that smell too much. I almost won choke. How can I tell her that her thing is smelling? How can I help her |
You confront them you get shot |
It should be [b][/b] FG Earmarks 150 billion to further enrich the rich |
He has been appointed as chief of staff... I read it somewhere just now |
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