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Na small small... One day something huge go happen wey go change this country for good. God bless Nigeria

If e dey pain you go to court

I will arrest him and retrieve the phone

So you get money to sponsor woman to Paris? I think say you say you dey suffer?

It should be "Cameroon Re-Selects 89-Year-Old Marcel Niat Njifenji, As Senate President"

Play with her feelings too

Meanwhile, somewhere in Africa, terrorists are demanding for N40trillion to release innocent school children they kidnapped.

Op it should be "see how much Buhari and Tinubu owes other countries"

Another Ambode loading. The moment Mr Fubara accented to that peace deal at Abuja his days as governor has been numbered

God has to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah

The story was making sense until..."I got him videos on how to easily locate the female center of gravity and I showed him the best E-Book on how to use fingering the center of gravity to take a woman to Cloud Nine even before climbing her. I explained to him that to reach orgasm is the most important thing to a woman during sexual encounter and making it happen before penetration with phallus would also be very satisfying for most ladies"...

Eve don chop apple again

Opportunists everywhere. Since you couldn't hold your throne make we kukuma spoil am abi? 70 something years old man. Age is not wisdom indeed. Fools do grow old too

Nimshi:
SirJohn: not to interrupt your story. But 'm curious about this part:



And, there's been allegations about Pastor Oyakhilome's healings this year: http://www.sowetan.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=740954

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La click la trabaye

If you bring Mohbad back to life you will win alot of souls for your master Jesus

cutecommend:
Did Jesus Christ bring everyone to life during His days?

Did Jesus raise 50 dead people?

Na our vote first put you there? It's simple, when that time comes tell Mr. Yakubu to do his thing again.

Oga how much Wike pay you for this job

Hmmmmm... How many did Jesus raise

Wetin you won do with N29B

Person do my pikin like that een, him no go survive am. By hook or by crook I go send am straight to hell

ryloy:
Edo collected #10 billion for February....Edo citizens ask your Gov Questions

How many questions have you asked your own governor?

Otilo! Small money wey Shuaibu don gather for him 8 years as deputy governor him won scatter am for court case? What happened to "I'm sorry my boss"? We Edo people get one adage; "if you no loyal you go rioya"

Butterfly calling himself bird. You are a minister sir not a governor.

Odi 1999 loading. If you dey anywhere near that community run o

After how many lives taken? How many houses destroyed? How many women r@ped? After the sorrow, tears and blood? Negotiations kill una for there. Send them all to meet their 7 virgins

Namaster:
The Red Wedding comes to mind.

Their representative should be invited and buttered like toast bread with promises of amnesty, scholarships and sponsorships. In fact, promise to throw an event to celebrate the dawn of peace.

But every bandit in the gang must be present at the ceremony to receive their share of the dividends of the peace treaty.

Then have them surrounded and gunned down at the ceremony.

Exactly

If I get this kind money I don retire. I no chop punch again o

Governing council and not the holy Ghost

The way I see these "pastors" now is different from the way I use to see them. Na huzzle all of us dey nothing else.

If Akpabio spend 80bn do projects for his constituency will Heaven fall? Even 1/10 of that money will not get to the constituency. Na alooting continua. Renewed looting

Time to leave Napoli is now. If he can't go to other leagues he should go to Juve or Inter just to come back and hurt Napoli