₦airaland Forum

jeeez... this man has been selling ice cream on a bicycle for over 30years... oh my lord!! And then the country wasn't in recession oo...God help us.

Lwkmd... that's what's up!

my whole life.. I've never been the type to insult the president
But this man is seriously tempting me oo.... Walahi the next time this dude spits this kinda poo from his mouth... by the time I finish commenting... Nairaland will ban me then Police will come and arrest me. onye ara

Khameal007:
I did nor say they should not arrest one chancers ooo.. but what the Bleep is wrong with Nigerians... every small thing they will want to see breast... imagine a policeman standing there and staring at a bare chested lady.... if this was in a foreign country... the police officer would remove his jacket and give to the lady sharp sharp... that lady has her own rights o... bloody perverts... nonsense.

nairaland admins.. please stop changing my what the 'F. U. C. k.' to what the 'bleep' ... I know what I'm typing.... I did nor make mistake it's 'f. u. c. k. ' i wanted to type... nawa...
if you people continue editing my stuff... whenever I want to comment ...I will pick a pen and paper and write my comments... then snap it and upload it... and when you see it the 'f' word would be the least of your worries.

I did nor say they should not arrest one chancers ooo.. but what the Bleep is wrong with Nigerians... every small thing they will want to see breast... imagine a policeman standing there and staring at a bare chested lady.... if this was in a foreign country... the police officer would remove his jacket and give to the lady sharp sharp... that lady has her own rights o... bloody perverts... nonsense.

Jhuniyour:
meet an amateur 5 times for hair carve and you will understand what I typed earlier

Oga... the only thing we need to understand here is the guy wants to regain his hair not loose it... and your advice was sure gonna make him loose it.

Guy you done enter oo.... in this present economic declination... were people dey vex.. you now brought your own issue... just one question
why you guys so stubborn....?

Jhuniyour:
I meant making it a permanent cut

Kai... why are you wicked now... the guy is complaining that he is going bald and you're telling him to go skin... if he likes skin would he come to nairaland out of all places for help... for him to come to nairaland were different amphibians exist you should know it's serious.

pomide:
LANCE CORPORAL – Lance Corporal means
officer of lowest rank.

RECRUIT / TRAINEE – The cadets who have just
joined Nigerian military are at the lowest level of
the Nigerian military hierarchy.

NDA SS graduates comes out with First or Second Lieutenant depending on your grade.

Excuse sir, I don't mean to rain on your parade but
A private is actually the lowest rank in the army.. an NDA graduate comes out with one star.
A short service graduate comes out with one star.
A Direct short service graduate comes out with two stars.
...thank you and do have yourself a nice day.

...Nna mehn... maka chukwu ... I'm not hating... but she ain't no better than my Nigerian sisters..

grodt999:
Intercept
Shoot these terrorists!!!

Oga at your old age... you still can't tell the difference between unarmed civilians... and terrorist? nawa.. I know the country is in recession... but so is your brain.

Fulani herdsmen at work

ehen... what now happened?

seriously he wrote an official letter cause he wants to drop out?

Zane2point4:
There mates in the west have upgraded from physical training to mental training, they are still using their hand to bully ppl, that is why i asked one nigerian military officer that blw an ak 47 and sniper which one is more accurate, the jonsing man said ak 47,i jux nooded and left in disbelieve.

listen carefully.... The accuracy of a sniper rifle and an assault rifle rest solely on the operator... If you are equipped with a M40 sniper rifle and you ain't a trained sniper your accuracy balls down to zero.... but on the other hand if you are a trained infantry assaulter and you're get an FM 16... you will shoot through the eye of a needle.... the only perk with sniper is the long distance acceptability.. and do you know.. little factors like wind,height etc affects the accuracy of a sniper rifle due to distance....so please sir... if you're less informed about something... try to get more info before coming public.. have a nice day.

how exactly did this make front page?

recession

the goat looks rich and healthy though...

GODKID98:
Chai!.....Xee ax dix man dy paint ux black!!!!.....Bt we knw he z lying xHa!!

of course we aint white ...

saiNDAvengers:
Spits at his carcass....

May vultures do justice to his decomposing body


When they were killing innocent people, they never knew theirs was just around the corner.

for your insensible and biased attitude... your carcass shall be spat upon by a million infidels... these soldiers bust their heels day and night to make sure riff Raff's like you are able to browse freely... and you've got the guts to type shii with your pussy-fingering-hands!!

there are boobs and there are boooooobs

This idiot is 25? ! OK ooo... me I'm 11...

These niggz be riskin' it 'Ol day and night... yet some bloody clowns blinded by sheer contempt.. won't still just appreciate... #God bless Nigerian Military... BTW some special forces units
are allowed to grow beard e. g Navy S. B. S

QueenValerie:
[color=#FFC0CB]Mmm.But I call all navy personnel seals.
It sounds so much better.[/color]

yeah...I get you..from a civilian perspective
...but it's militarily incorrect.

[quote author=QueenValerie post=42205708]No,but one of my big sisters was US Navy Seal for a time.

yo! not trynna rain on ya parade on some'in butThe navy seals didn't take women until of recent....like late 2015.

the lady ain't in the military ....just the guy.

The police is not military.

wait wait... lemme guess his name.. mustapha sulieman Mohammed.

Confessng:
They don't look brutalised to me .
Yes most military personnel in Nigeria need to be trained and retrained ,but for one of the brothers to have said this is democracy and so on and so forth ,could it be the brothers were also trying to prove something ?

Unfortunately Soldiers are trained to subdue any form of insurbordination,its the training so that statement could have infuriated them and a statement like that would have come with an attitude too

When we seek to understand before we are understood we save ourselves a lot of stress.

I wish every one can think like you do...don't mind what some he goats are saying God bless you.

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MrMbaM:
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You are a fool just like ojuku of cursed memory. Ojuku the coward and pedophile was senile, deranged, crippled, deaf and dumb before kicking the bucket while FFk bash his wife. The coward remains the only man that ever fled in the middle of the night during a war, he is a disgrace to all yeebhoes. Spit on his grave.

may all these provocative words you uttered descend upon you and any other useless sociopathic slowpoke that may share identical view with you..

wtf!!! This artist is a gay... and the male celebs he did his art with are his crushes. #fagalert