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CHARLESTON007:
Op urs is even good try sharing a room with a deeper life mofo who always demonize everything you do from singing so called(worldly songs) to how u talk and of u carry girl come room he go jst sit down de look una like film he prays from 2am to 4 in the morning and the other is more of a leech than a roommate he basically owns nothing in the room from soap to Slipper's guy how far ur toothpaste, soap ,haircream men do i hate them will be moving out soon before i murder person children

CHARLESTON007:
Op urs is even good try sharing a room with a deeper life mofo who always demonize everything you do from singing so called(worldly songs) to how u talk and of u carry girl come room he go jst sit down de look una like film he prays from 2am to 4 in the morning and the other is more of a leech than a roommate he basically owns nothing in the room from soap to Slipper's guy how far ur toothpaste, soap ,haircream men do i hate them will be moving out soon before i murder person children

Rapsowdee01:
Remarks by His Excellency, Dr. Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan, Former President of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria.

The Southern Christian Leadership Conference, Atlanta, on Thursday 14th, January, 2016.

Protocols

I thank the Southern Christian Leadership Conference,
for inviting and honoring me today, and especially so,
as this invitation comes right about the period when
the world stands still in recognition of the selfless
sacrifice of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. When we think of the Southern Christian Leadership
Conference (SCLC), it is virtually impossible to separate
this worthy body from its founder, the late great Dr.
Martin Luther King Jr, or from epoch making landmark
events of the American Civil Rights movement. I am pleased to know that the Southern Christian
Leadership Conference is not just one of the great
American institutions, it is also one of her more potent
vehicles for the advancement of liberty and freedom
for all God’s people. For that, I also commend
Charles Steele for his leadership and commitment to peace and justice nationally and globally. The Southern Christian Leadership Conference and Dr.
Martin Luther King Jr’s principles of non violent
protests played a great part in the independence
movement in my native country Nigeria and indeed
throughout Africa as a whole. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr witnessed the British Union
Jack being lowered in Ghana in 1957 when Ghana
became the first Sub-Saharan African nation to gain
independence, an action which set off a positive chain
reaction all over the continent. In 1963, Ambassador Leslie O. Harriman, Nigeria’s
Permanent Representative to the United Nations, who
prosecuted our anti apartheid strategy at the UN,
testified of the support he received from Dr. Martin
Luther King Jr in kick starting that noble effort. Suffice to say that the efforts of the Southern Christian
Leadership Conference and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr in
advancing Liberty and equal rights transcended
national boundaries. Speaking for my foundation, the Goodluck Jonathan
Foundation, I must say that I have been inspired by
this great man and the worthy institutions and
legacies he left behind and I am further inspired to
continuing doing good and advancing human
freedoms just by being present here today. My personal takeaway from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr,
is service to God and the brotherhood and equality of
all men before their Creator. In keeping with that, I have learnt not to look up to
any man, except he is taller than I, or to look down on
a fellow mortal, except I am admiring his shoes. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. famously said: “Power at its
best is love implementing the demands of justice.
Justice at its best is love correcting everything that
stands against love”. Those words helped me deliver on my stated promise
to deepen democracy in Nigeria and in the process
demonstrate through action that nobody’s political
ambition is worth the blood of any Nigerian. Once again, I thank the Southern Christian Leadership
Conference for having me. May God bless you and
continue to raise up from among you men and women
who will continue in the footsteps of your worthy
forebears.

donogaga:
In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern MouthAction, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant.

Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen pregnancy runs in the family.

“On her father’s side of course. My mother-in-law had Barack when she was 18, so I see where Malia gets it from. I’m just so excited to decorate the nursery. The White House hasn’t seen a baby since oh, 1884 or so.”


For now, Malia is staying hush-hush about the father’s identity, but one thing she would say is that he is white. “My mom always hoped I would get with a nice mixed-race man like dad, but love is so colorblind. Mom was probably right though. The dad already left me for some tramp. And of course, like all white men, my baby-daddy won’t want to pay his child support. I already told him, ‘You want to keep your license so you can drive that bleach-blond tramp around in your little Jaguar, right? Better step up.’”


Despite her future motherhood, Malia is still considering her college options. “It’s not like Stanford or Berkeley are going to, like, turn me down for being a teen mother. Hello, I’m the president’s daughter. This doesn’t ruin my plans for a future at all. I can probably get a book deal out of this in a few years. MTV already offered to give me my own show, White House Baby-Momma-Drama or something stupidly titled like that. I was like, no way – that’s so white trash.”

President Obama says he is being supportive of his daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be if his young daughter announced an unexpected pregnancy. “We’re all very relieved this little blessing happened, and thankfully in my second term.” When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the Commander-in-Chief, homeboy. Ever hear of the Secret Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”


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NOBODYY:
Guys come out clean to me
if i join the micro biology students in 200L now
No doubt i'm goan read.. But do Y'all think i'm gonna catch up? Please dont sweet talk me.. be frank..
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sveen
Th33my
Nicky58
TheMainman
Fawaz050
khassy
Yungmilo2
et all

shadowgwalker:
yes na! E get one time wey I use one yeye kwandom, the thing sweet me scara, as I pull out I come see say my junior be like person wey dey wear bumshort( as in the thing tear)

Some time later, as I used this better firearm I experienced same feeling so I quickly pulled out but e still be like wen deeperlife girl dey dress for service( my dikibor was still coated and intact). Aborbee, na so I believe this new kwandom oh.

Even the 517th girl wey I lash dey believe am.

princemillla:
Thank you Bro, are using urs wit simple server or siphon

KAANempire:
Bros oh, Abeg who be Jones and pleasure.?
Bros oh, Abeg who be Jones and pleasure.?

shadowgwalker:
best kwandoms ever.

U go use am e go be like say u dey skindive for CUNTinental district.

princemillla:
Now this is what u called post with benefit

The musicplus still dey work? Abeg Hut me up

olamybabz:
Khassy has said the truth oo. It's just that my fellow OAU aspirants hate the truth.

Kikero112:
The black and red flag is the specific flag of the Nigerian Army. Other branches of our Armed Forces have their own separate flags.

onismate:
I was talking with a friend on this Davido and baby mama issue. She was blaming Dele momodu and baby mama family for bringing their private family matter to the public. They should have just settled it privately, according to my friend. But I disagreed with him. From what momodu posted and wrote, it has been long he had been fighting for both families to settle the issue privately but the adelekes were been adamant. Now the main thing he had to do was to go public and fight harder till he won. Note, am not trying to defend any camp but if what the adelekes did was true, its wrong to try and forcefully take a baby from the mother. If naija na America, what the adeleke did was a great crime. Am not trying to support anyone. but for you my fellow NL, who are you supporting in this matter? Davido, adelekes or the momodus on this matter?

allthingsgood:
President Muhammadu Buhari held his first Presidential Media Chat on Wednesday fielding questions about some of the key issues in the country from the whereabouts of the Chibok girls, the Nigerian Army-Shiites clash and pressure to devalue the naira.

Here are some key comments by the President:


On the clash between Shi’ites and the Nigerian Army in Zaria and his silence

i. I have allowed the army and the Kaduna State government to come up with their reports before I come out to speak on the clash. This does not mean that the police and the DSS are not doing their part.

ii. The situation in Zaria is very serious… How can one group create a state within a state?

On the state of tertiary institutions

I don’t like the idea of University students sitting on windows to receive lectures.

On whether he actually promised to pay unemployed youths N5,000

I cannot come here and deny that.

Foreign exchange restrictions

I. We need power, railways, roads… These are our priorities; not people looking for money to bring in rice (to the country).

II.Foreign exchange will be made available to the productive sector of the economy and not for luxury items.

On calls for the devaluation of the naira

I need to be convinced about devaluing the naira.

On asset declaration

I declared my assets four times… I don’t have to ask them (Code of Conduct Bureau) to give you the asset declaration… You have a constitutional right to the documents.

On the continued bomb attacks in parts of the North-East

I. The Hijab will have to be banned if this (the suicide bombing) continues.

On the debate about fuel subsidy

By the end of the next quarter, we will not be talking about subsidy. How much is the price of

fuel (in the international market) now?

Reported plans by the National Assembly to spend billions on cars

I cannot see the National Assembly spending N45bn to buy cars on top of the transport allowance they collect.

On the pace of the anti-corruption war

I. Our major constraint is that accused person must go to court first and under such circumstances, we cannot prejudge what the courts will do but there are documents and how the government will react through the Ministry of Justice will determine what we will do because what we are going so we cannot determine issues while they are still in court.

II.  If any member of my cabinet is corrupt, I will sack the person.

III. Members of the cabinet are supposed to declare their assets.

On whether funds have been recovered from looters

I. Money has been recovered but the fact that whatever we recover will end up in court because Nigerians will always want to know the truth and the truth will be what the courts have discovered by the submission made to them in terms of bank statements where money was recovered, where money was lodged, when it was lodged, how it was lodged whether it was money from petrol, customs and excise or money directly from the Central Bank. When we do that I think Nigerians will feel a bit better.

II. It is a very nasty situation that we are in, but we cannot fold our hands and not do anything; we are doing our best.

Chibok girls

We are keeping our options open. We are prepared to negotiate with Boko Haram for the girls… There is no firm intelligence where those girls physically are and what conditions they are in but what we learnt from our intelligence is that they (terrorists) kept on shifting them around so that they are not taken by surprise and they get freed. And a whole lot of them are not in one place and we don’t know how many divisions they have and where they are. There is no intelligence to say that the girls are alive and in one place. That is the honest truth.

On the agitation for Biafra over alleged marginalisation

We have Boko Haram and then Biafra. Help me define the extent of marginalisation. Who is marginalising them? Why? How? Do you know? … The constitution said there must be a minister from each state. Who is the Minister of Petroleum? Is he not Igbo? Who is the Governor of Central Bank? Is he not Igbo? Who is the Minister of Labour? Who is the Minister of Science and Technology? Who is the junior minister of education?

On the continued detention of suspected looters and alleged violation of court orders by the DSS

You can see the type atrocities that those people committed against soldiers and the country. The former president goes to the governor of the Central Bank and say, ‘give N40bn to so, so, so… And then he fails to account for it and you allow him to go and see his daughter in London while and you have two million people in IDPs, half of them don’t even know their parents. Which kind of country do you want to run?

And the one you are calling Kanu. Do you know he has two passports – one Nigerian, one British – and he came to this country without any passport?… There are criminal allegations against him and I hope the court will listen to the case.


http://www.punchng.com/honest-truth-top-quotes-from-president-buharis-first-media-chat/

Daminaj1:
Dele Momodu is now telling his side of the story

CC: Lalasticlala come and see ooo. It gets even more dramatic


http://www.daminaj.com/2015/12/dele-momodu-tells-his-side-of-story.html

ultimateballer:
If CBN Governor Emefiele and Minister of State for Petroleum Ibe Kachukwu all from Delta State were listed as igbos by Buhari, why didn't he also mention Rotimi Amaechi as Igbo? Puzzle

SignalNG1:
By Dele Momodu

In September 2015, I got a call from Dr Adedeji Adeleke, a long time family friend, telling me his son had fathered a baby girl with my cousin, Sophia Momodu. I rejoiced with him as any reasonable soul would do. He apologised that he had not called all along because he wasn’t sure if Sophie’s baby was going to turn out a fake one like that of two others who had turned up at his doorstep. But mercifully, according to Dr Adeleke, Sophie’s baby passed the DNA Test by over 98 percent and he was elated. I congratulated him again as a proud grandfather. He said he would like to meet me with Sophie since Sophie’s dad, Uncle Jibola Momodu, passed on years ago and Sophie mentioned me as her cousin.

I had known about Sophie’s baby through her first cousin Ruth Abraham and had called to congratulate her. I was happy when she sent me pictures of the baby and other romantic pictures with David Adeleke, aka Davido.

But I never contacted David’s dad deliberately so as not to create the impression of begging for marriage. Where we come from, it is the man who approaches the lady’s family to plead to be allowed to marry into the family.

Prior to this phone call from Dr Adeleke, Sophie had narrated to me how on the 11th July, 2015, she was tricked to Davido's sister, Coco Adeleke’s house with her baby, Imade Aurora Adeleke. After getting to the house on Baderinwa Alabi Street, Lekki Phase I, Lagos, her baby was forcefully taken from her and she was thrown out of the premises with the threat that she would be decisively dealt with if she ever bothered to return there. There were armed policemen in the premises and to avoid what could have been a messy encounter, instinct prevailed on her to make her leave her breast suckling baby behind, with so much pain in her heart.

By daybreak on the next day, Sophie was again at Coco Adeleke’s house to take her baby, but she was prevented by armed policemen from gaining access into the house. She was again threatened and warned never to return for the child.

Despite the pain and trauma my cousin was made to undergo, I restrained myself from getting directly involved in the matter and appealed to her to stay calm and take it easy with the Adelekes.

But after the phone call from Dr Adeleke, precisely on September 10, 2015, I picked up Sophie and her mum and drove to Dr Adeleke’s home in Lekki, Lagos. All through this time, I had waited patiently to meet Dr Adeleke with questions probing for answers.

Dr Adeleke invited two of his close friends to the meeting namely His Majesty OBA ADEDOKUN ABOLARIN and Mr Wale Adeeyo. We went into lengthy discussions. His daughter Coco had brought in the little baby and both attended the meeting.

Dr Adeleke explained why it took some time to call me and I said I understood.

Dr Adeleke said the baby was discovered to have traces of marijuana in her during medical test and said he believed Sophie and David were smokers and he needed to protect the child from two irresponsible parents, as he described them. He told the gathering that the baby would be under temporary custody and observation. He directed that Sophie would come to his house every Sunday to see her baby. Our family agreed. He promised to pay Sophie a monthly upkeep. We thanked him for his kindness. He promised to buy her a car. We were grateful for his generosity. We had dinner with him and left. David was not present.

Sophie said she got the monthly upkeep but never got the car and that she prefers to have her baby back and the Adelekes can keep their money.

I called Dr Adeleke and he said I should allay her fears. I pleaded again for patience. I was shocked when Sophie called me desperately and said her daughter was being taken to Dubai by Coco. I immediately called Coco and she said she was taking the baby for intensive medicals and I wondered how she would pass through the airport without the consent of Sophie but she actually did and even sent me pictures from Dubai. I played it cool and encouraged Sophie to calm down.

Sophie became withdrawn and extremely saddened. The situation went from bad to worse. She and David became aggressive enemies. At a point, David sent messages to Sophie and using the ‘f’ word against me. His father was shocked and called him to apologise which he did and I accepted and even told him how much I love him.

The worst came when my wife came from London and went with Sophie to check on the baby at Coco’s house and they were literally walked out and told they were not welcome in her house. My wife called and I called Dr Adeleke who said they should go to his house and wait for him.

Their meeting did not go well because my wife asked when the baby would be returned to her mum and Dr Adeleke went into the same old story of marijuana abuse and Sophie said she was ready for a test which Dr Adeleke wasn’t interested in. Dr Adeleke explained why the car had not been bought and my wife told him the baby was the issue and not the car. Dr Adeleke didn’t like the sound of this but it was reaching a point that some truth needed to be told that a baby cannot be bought with money.

I flew to Nigeria on December 28, 2015 after Sophie told me the Adelekes were travelling to Dubai with her baby without her consent again. As soon as I landed I called Uncle Wale Adeeyo, a close confidant of Dr Adeleke and expressed our displeasure at the way Sophie was being treated and he promised to speak to Dr Adeleke. When he came back to me he didn’t sound too positive. We spoke several times and nothing tangible came out of his supposed intervention.

Read full account here: http://www.signalng.com/6038-2/

iamjayboss:
What is happening to her body, is this not too much? There's no way she will say its her normal skin.

What do you think?

Cc lalasticlala

https://www.instagram.com/rukkysanda/

Joel3:
word of advise for broke guys above 25years of age. things and habit you don't need 2016.

you.. yes I am talking to you. you know you failed to deliver this year December 2015 and couldn't meet up with expectations. now is time to amend your ways for 2016, because it will be worst than what you experience this year...

1, masturbation. you know what I mean. yes you that is reading this, you know yourself and i'm talking to you. you really need to stop this act it's way too childish of you to be engaging in this shameful thing at your age. when all your mate are doing the real thing you are there masturbating. you know within yourself it's the handy work of poverty. so do everything possible this brand new year to put an end to it.

2, drinking quack alcoholic drink like you have given up with life. we know the economy is challenging but you need to sit up this new year. your mate are drinking black label and champagne you are there drinking alemo and paraga.

3,eating from your mother's pot. its a shame at your age you are still feeding from your mother's pot. you really need to do something to change this reoccurring situation every year.

the idea is better planning and to work hard.

please don't carry all this into next year and let the once you did be the last of it. thank you.


well you can add yours.


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