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bebene:
Its a well known fact that most young ladies body start to take shape by the time they start having sex, their boobs will grow bigger their hips will expand and she will look fresher.

But there is this girl that have been telling me she is virgin but all sign have shown that she is not, her body is well developed and even from the conversation we are having i dont think she is a virgin.

Here is my question: is it possible to see a virgin girl that talk dirty without shame with bigger boobs and hip?

I thought you could only last 1hr without your brains...how did you manage to beat that feat >;(

obinnashady:
CEO Dagrin lives.

In your dreams:-


Last j checked he has been dead and buried


Abi I no sabi see again

Daminaj2:



This is not stopping anytime soon.

Lalasticlala

https://twitter.com/iam_Davido/status/682373347888500737

Perfect way to spoil this guys new year


Abeg NL... My bae just broke up with me today..
Abeg how many likes for her and how many NL girls can love their bf to that extent

#NoMoreNewYearGift
#BestEndOfTheYearGift

Daminaj2:
As they say, E don tey wey yaansh dey back.

Apparently, the drama has been going on behind the scence for longer.

See exchange between Shophie and her baby Daddy Davido.
There is badblood between both family.

It is unfortunate an innocent child Imade will suffer the most.

http://www.daminaj.com/2015/12/whatsapp-messages-between-davido-sophie.html

CC: lalasticlala

So that's the reason my babe broke up with me cus I told her she's older than I am


At least nobody to ask me of happy new year gift again... @TeamSingle till 2nd

princemillla:
What will happen if mtn eventually could not meet up with paying their fine before 31st of December 2015(tommorow).

What will be the subsequent action of NCC?

Put your etisalat sim for standby...



NCC Abeg free MTN na... Make I finish flex this musicplus first na..if you ban dem wetin I go use enta NL on new year cus I no fit imagine maserf d buy data Abeg :

I thought the army colour was always black and red


Why I come d see green white blue red abi we dn adopt Tunisia

michaelobinna:
Been trying to figure out ... Help me out

Going out of this clueless thread...


And the non-usefull mod would push it to FP

Pull out no sure this days


New year resolution
1)stop using GC
2)Stop pulling out
3)Become brand ambassador for Jones and Pleasure

morereb10:
Hello Nigerians, it is indeed a wonderful time today with the No. 1 of this country in the honour of Mr. President Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on the Media Chat eared today. It is indeed an honour to be in the company of Mr. President. Alright wait, even though I wasn't in the same room with him, but from were i was watching (in my room with 3D Tv) it seems like i was with him and each time he is been asked question, i even feel the impact. Oboy, you sure say i fit be in front of the President at all? oh common I can but if he asked me any question, i go shit for my pant direct. hahahahah. No be joke ooo.

Their is something different with this President. I think he is quite different from what we use to know. Maybe because he was an Army Gen. Yes ! That's got it. or maybe be the awe around him. When he was answering the question of one of the Premium Times journalist, it seem to me like Buhari is even interrogating him, in fact from were i was sitting, i no go lie you, I felt so afraid for the man. I was just praying that he shouldn't say something that we get him detained immediately....lol. Oboy. But the Channels TV journalist was cool though and calm.

I now see were Gen. Buhari is coming from. When he was asked why the FG have done everything in their power to continuously disobey the order of the court if it doesn't favor the Government, his answer was straight forward and even though there are very good reason for what they have done and intend to do again and again and again but is not worth it. They can't just disobey the court just because they have good intentions.

In Buhari's word when he was asked why FG have continued to flaunt the order of the court in Dasuki's case:

How can we allow someone like NSA Boss Dasuki to take bail and travel to America for checkup while he was given ($40b or N40b i didn't remember exactly) for arms and he stole and shared the money while we have IDP's we need to feed and economy of Nigeria growing worst?

When asked about Pro-Biafra leader Nnamdi Kanu, he said:

Do you know that what he has committed is a treasonable felony? Do you know that he has two passports? He has British Passport and Nigeria Passport? And yet he didn't use any to enter this country when he was coming. Did you know also that he imported equipments that he wants to use to start his Biafra radio here in Nigeria? Do you know what he can cause in this country? Is that how you want me to run this country? To give felon bail to go?

I was really amazed on the way Mr. president was answering this questions. Just like he is the one interrogating the journalist....lol, it is very funny but any person or persons that wants to play with this man is really really in trouble. He seems upright, but politics always plays its part though but Buhari is a different man altogether, almost like a god. He is like - complete article on http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/12/salient-points-deduced-from-president.html

And he can't still fulfill one campaign promise .... Dumbest statement ever seen

Please I need directions from Ife roundabout to where I can get a cab/bus to Ilorin

Your replies would be appreciated


Thanks

Prescott001:
This Post above is so useless...
U should have waited to write jamb at age 18/20...
Am sure did person talking is doing a 4-year course..
U have forgotten to check that we have 35 years of service and some pple are already 23 an are just in year One going for Education . because of OAU Now.. They can't work for up to 35 years of service and their age will be more than 60 before their retirement...
On the part of saying uniilorin students are jobless at home.. Pls ur Point is baseless. Reason being that there is no reference or proof.. Show me a jobless uniilorin student I will show u and Oau too... Joblessness is not based on. School OK... The more u pple keep hyping Oau.. The more they continue their madness

I like this guy

comradeGafar:
@Darhmmy, and you think students have the right/could be so daft or stupid to embark on strike? Oh! It seems you do not understand the situation of things on campus. Over the years, whenever the management introduces any of her obnoxious policies, the students' union can only react being a pressure group by declaring a lecture boycot which has never in the history of OAU gone beyond 72 hours or to embark on a peaceful protest to press home their demands in which they 'll return back to class immediately after the protest. On no occasion has the students voluntarily announced STRIKE as a way of making a request, it has never happened before. Rather, it has always been the management who because of their unwillingness and non-challant attitude towards the demands of their students always decide to SHUT DOWN the school, infact they wont call it strike as at the point of closing the school, instead, they call it MID-SEMESTER BREAK.

The general public needs to be aware of the fact that IFE students does not have the effontery to proclaim STRIKE, it's erroneous. It's the responsibility and administrative power of the management to decide the closure and opening of the school. It's quite unfortunate seeing the people's perception of OAU's students. Whenever there is closure, we tend to blame the students.
Dont forget, you all chose OAU because of its greatness, let me tell that her greatness was not by accident, MANY STUDENTS, GENERATIONS OF STUDENTS fought (Academically and Alutally) tiredlessly and painstakingly to earn the laudable grearness, to ensure that IFE did not metamorphos into Unilorin or OOU.

With all due respect , I believe you'll rather choose a school that gives you a fixed graduation date than one who always go on "mid-semester break"

It is of interest to know that the same set of people I gained admission with in the same year are currently running the second semester of the first year while I have finished my first year, had a break of four months (in which time I gained lifetime skills) and currently about to finish my first semester examination for my second year

The idea of student unionism and aluta is been abused especially in OAU, why waste people's time at home and the "just cause" you all think you're fighting for never materialises ?? I rather remain at Unilorin(or the advanced secondary school as you prefer to call it) get a degree in precisely four years and forge ahead with life than waste donkey years in school in the name of student unionism and aluta continua whose demands are never met.


Its time for OAU SUG to go back to the drawing board and devise new strategies because its evident your current strategies are as effective as flogging a dead horse !!!!


NO OFFENSE INTENDED
#NoUniversityIsBetterThanTheOther

Omo Ibadan boys be prepping d hood since 2530AD


Shout out to my Bodija niggaz..in kida kuds voice***

Owo ni boys *****


Make I branch orita meta I d come

Your update slow gaan oooo





Update the skilashi wey you bang make I sabi if I dn mark register for her body

Should I stop or continue walking



Abeg who get popcorn Abeg

razor123:
Oga khassy!! No more Sunday experiences??

Dead thread

adelolaa:
I was so happy that I had gotten admission
into the university. Na so the joy full my belle.
I paid the acceptance fee, school fees and all
other school payments required for a new
student. Na accommodation come become
problem for me. During the verification of
my results at the course of my admission
process, I met a friend named Agbo. Our
chemistry walked together. We come blend
wella. So he said he saw a nice house which
was not far from the school and he wanted
a roommate both can share the house rent.
I never see the house ooo but I trusted him.
Na so I call my people for house and they
sent me my own money and I gave to Agbo
to put it in his and pay the landlord. I went
home immediately after giving Agbo the
money without going with him to see the
house. I had no much money to stay back an
extra moment. I had to go back home to
refresh and come back finally to school, into
my new house.
A week later, I called Agbo to tell him that I
would be coming in the next day. He said he
has paid the landlord. He gave me the
address of the compound. My mum had
already stocked two big Ghana must go
bags with foodstuffs and provisions. I was
in high spirit. At least I would get a little bit
of freedom in school.
I left for school the next day. Agbo was
calling often to know were I was. When I
entered the town, I took 2 okadas with my
loads which dropped me at the gate of my
house. Agbo was already waiting at the
gate. “This place is okay,” I said to Agbo as
he helped me move my bags in inside the
compound and to our room. I loved the
compound, it was wide enough with
enough trees. Breeze go dey blow wella as I
assumed. I saw some little kids and a grown
up lady fetching water from the tap in the
compound. My happiness increased. “so
water even dey this compound!” I thought
to myself. I no go dey stress myself go dey
fetch water for borehole. As I got into the
room. Agbo don design the room. I had to
bring out some wall fancy beautiful papers
and added to it to make it look lovelier. After
everything, I took bucket to go fetch water
to bath. “Were you dey go?” Agbo asked me.
I told him I was going to fetch water at the
tap outside to bath. He laughed. “The pump
wey your papa build abi the one you
brought from your father’s house,” Agbo
said. I began imagining and wondering
what he was saying. Maybe he was joking. I
was yet to understand his statements until
he dropped the bombshell.

And you forgot to add who you copied it from abi


Lemme Go and tell TzPalo and Rev Father or Wushey

As the christmas season signals the end of the year and the start of another.. I pray the coming year brings forth the best of your imaginations and gives you brighter hopes for the future


Wishing you the best of the holiday seasons

Who is Betty irabor

dlivefeeds:
Our bodies need a certain amount of sodium to survive, and one of the most common ways we get it is in salt. About 40% of what's in your table salt is sodium.

Salt does more than just take that caramel cookie to the next level. Healthy levels of it in the body also help keep our blood pressure under control and ensure that our muscles and nerves function properly.

Each person reacts to salt differently. But generally, physicians agree that if you want to control high blood pressure, you should limit your salt intake, and not doing so can be unhealthy.

Here are some of the reasons: http://www.thelivefeeds.com/when-you-eat-too-much-salt-read-this/

CC: lalasticlala,sihilove

LA click la run mad

So we should

MrCork:
..ok...according to our research & according to observation poll and according to july 2014 opinion poll...95% of nairanand guys never kissed a female in there life...apart from ther pillow case. But today...guess what?.. I will show u 5 technic to get free kiss from all females:


Step 1: Always wear bandage......this way, females feel sorry for u and truss me....u will get free kiss!!

Step 2: Always answer phone calls wit base voice & spek slowly......this automatically surudicate females to kiss u ( truus me)

Step 3: always lick chewin gum first thing thing in the morning.....this automatically make females which ther lip & then kiss u...twice (truss me)

Step 4: think without thinking coolly so this way the bane can thinkly tune the swag by standing wit love.....then u get a kiss (hope this makes sense)

Step 5: tell the babe u met mr cork when u came down to London.....truss me....she will ask u for ma nomba and then kiss u.


..guys, hope this help!!

Somebody remind me what am doing on this thread...

OP did your sister tell you this or is it