₦airaland Forum

Keneking:
Jonathan had more than five years to turn around things but.........

But stvpid and dumb political affiliations who knew they wouldn't get any "chop money " decided to use propaganda and lies to brianwash dumb niccurs like you into voting him out and voting in the kunu-sipping, cow-rustling hediot to further plunge the economy into more financial crisis

kamirun225:
u been watching me right Wat u gon do dammit

I'm just gonna dammit

kamirun225:
karma should fear me dammit!!!

Are you suffering from dammit.sis??

This your dammit dn too much ooo

samuelkingz:
me nd besty...

She looks like your mom

No offense

[color=#990100]how will I react??


You mean after she's dead or what?? [/color]

Lol

I'll comment later

When I get bae.. I'll comment

What can I do that'll make you break up with me



Gave her the fvck of her life that day.. She coudlnt bear loosing me

What can I do that'll make you break up with me



Gave her the fvck of her life that day.. She

Make I book space


I D come

.This is officially the most stvpid,useless and most dumb president ever



Dafuq we did to deserve this bullcrap of a kunu sipping.. Cow rustling bastard at the helm of affairs of our beloved country


Mehn the blame game is getting fucking boring and I wonder who's gonn be next to blame.....


Mr kunu-sipping, cow-rustling, west German presido.... Shut dafuq up and fix this fucking economy.... Dollar is at its peak, ND militants are blowing up oil pipelines, BH are on the parol and the only fvcking thing you can do is blame GEJ,God,IBB, Nigerians,Senate,Civil servants etc


Fvcktards back off and don't bother quoting

OK


THANK YOU

BYE

BERNIMOORE:
Fayose Boosted By Supreme-Court Rulings

http://dailypost.ng/2016/02/04/akwa-ibom-abia-polls-fayose-thumbs-up-judiciary-faults-oyeguns-comment-on-rivers/

Things seems to be working for fayose Never-say die Attitude, as he provides confidence to the oil rich state to stay resolute in their trials, and eventually they Triumph

Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose, has said the judgment of the Supreme Court on the governorship elections in Akwa Ibom and Abia states ‎is a victory for democracy and a triumph of patriotism over dictatorship and harassment.

The governor, who stated this in Ado-Ekiti today while reacting to the legal victory of Governors Emmanuel Udom (Akwa Ibom) and Okezie Ikpeazu (Abia), at the apex court, noted that all hope was not lost as far as people see the judiciary as their last hope.

In a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Idowu Adelusi, the governor commended the justices of the Supreme Court for determining to dispense justice without fear or favour despite subtle intimidation and harassment.
“Those who are true lovers of democracy and patriotic Nigerians should show the courage needed to confront those who want to subvert the will of the people freely expressed through the ballot. We must also rise up and condemn any subterranean move to cow the judicial arm to do the bidding of some powers that be.

“A situation where judicial officers are intimidated by the comments made by some people in authority is condemnable. There is separation of powers in our constitution and all arms of government know what they need to do for our country to run smoothly and not as a personal
fiefdom of anybody,” he said.

Governor Fayose also decried the statement by the National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief John Odigie-Oyegun, describing the affirmation of the electoral victory of Rivers State Governor, Chief Nyessom Wike as astonishing.

“One may initially think Odigie-Oyegun was merely lamenting ‎their loss as a politician who has the interest of the people at heart. But going down his speech, the real motive for their desperation to win some states through the back door was exposed.

USELESSS APC

Merlissa:
Flight attendants are known for always looking put together. But their standards are way stricter than putting on lipstick and tucking in their shirts. From restrictions on body hair to nail color and even to eating in public, flight attendants have to deal with some pretty crazy rules and regulations. Cosmopolitan.com tracked down the requirements some airlines have for prospective flight attendants to even apply, and the appearance-standard handbooks of different airlines once they get the job. Here are some of the strictest, most intense, and most weirdly specific rules:


When Applying for the Job

1. "Physical features: Pleasing personality, clear complexion (scars, pimples and blemishes not acceptable) and good eyesight" —Jet Airways

2. "Arm reach of 212 cm [83 inches] while standing on tiptoes" —Emirates

3. "At least 2 years of customer or community service experience required" —Alaska Airlines

4. "Tattoos on the feet are not permitted, as they cannot be concealed. All shoes must be of the classic court style, which leaves the top and side of the foot exposed. The maximum permitted hosiery density is 15 denier and does not cover up tattoos." —British Airways

5. "We require applicants to be free of all nicotine use for at least 6 months prior to submitting an application." —Alaska Airlines

6. "Between 5'2 (1.57m) and 6'2 (1.88m) in height with weight in proportion" —Ryan Air

7. "A tongue piercing is not permitted. You will be required to remove any items from your tongue for training and duty." —British Airways

8. "Tattoos are not permitted on wrists. Watches must be of a discreet design with either a small silver or gold metal bracelet, or brown/black leather strap." —British Airways

9. "Marital Status: Unmarried" —Jet Airways (Note: The unmarried status is only a standard for "inexperienced" crew; people applying as "experienced" cabin crew can be married.)

10. "Must successfully pass a functional assessment — must be able to lift 50 pounds from floor to waist and 22 pounds overhead" —WestJet

11. "BMI — Body Mass Index is used to calculate weight — one's body weight in kilograms is divided by the square of one's body height in metres: BMI = body weight (kg) divided by square of height (m). BMI = 19–24.9 is considered satisfactory" —Czech Airlines

(Context: Someone who is 5-foot-3 and 145 pounds would have a BMI of 25.7, so would not meet the requirements. Czech Airlines' page reads, "Your weight and height are recorded in order to see that you comply with the requirements." So if your BMI falls out of that range, you're out of luck.)

Once You Get the Job

12. "A total of four rings may be worn, with no more than two on each hand." —United Airlines

13. "Hands and nails should be kept well groomed at all times, with nail length not exceeding an eighth of an inch beyond the finger tip." —Hawaiian Airlines

14. "Don't wear accessories that clash with your uniform." —JetBlue

15. "Lipstick or gloss are required and should complement the facial features. Lip liner should be used in moderation" —Allegiant Air

16. "Noticeable hair in nostrils and in/on ears or underarms must be cut or otherwise removed." —American Airlines

17. "Teeth should present a clean, natural appearance. Employees must have a full frontal complement of teeth. Dental retainers must be gum toned or clear. Braces should be clear or silver." —American Airlines

18. "Whilst in Uniform, staff members must not: slouch, cross or fold arms; walk or stand with hands in pockets." —Regional Express Pty Limited

19. "Unacceptable hairstyles include, but are not limited to, extreme or unnatural colors (e.g., pink, purple), top-knots, dreadlocks, cornrows and Mohawks." —Hawaiian Airlines

20. "Length [of skirt] may not exceed 1 inch above or 1 inch below the crease of the back of the knee." —United Airlines

21. "Don't tie your sweater around your waist; it can be worn around your shoulders." —JetBlue

22. "Good oral hygiene should be practiced to ensure that the teeth present a clean, natural appearance. Breath sprays and mints are encouraged. No oral jewelry is allowed to be worn while in uniform." —Allegiant Air

23. "Hoop earrings are permitted and may be no larger than 1½ inches in diameter and/or ½ inch wide on the surface." —Hawaiian Airlines

24. "Makeup should be freshened as necessary, but never in view of the customer." —American Airlines

25. "Mustaches may not extend more than ¼ inch below the sides of the mouth." —United Airlines

26. "[For men] Trendy facial hair styles are not permitted (e.g., small patch of hair growing below lower lip)." —United Airlines

27. "Males may not wear earrings or studs in ears while on duty or anytime while in uniform." —Allegiant Air

28. "[Fingernails] May be no longer than ½ inch measured from the fingertip and should be even in length and shape." —United Airlines

29. "Male flight attendants may not wear make-up." —United Airlines

30. "Hairstyles may not be more than three inches in fullness and may not wave or curl outward to extreme volume." —American Airlines

31. "When leaning forward, restrained hair should remain neat and off the face. A single ponytail may be secured behind the ears and centered on the back of the head. The ponytail should be no higher than the tops of the ears and no longer than the tops of the shoulders." —JetBlue


Do you still want to be flight attendant??

AS LONG AS I CAN FLY WITH DASUKI IN THE SAME PLANE.... NO SHIII

AyakaDunukofia:
It took the British security operatives to calm the angry visitors. IPOB members came calling at the Kensington Hotel at about 8pm Thursday night. Unassumingly they sat and waited at the reception. On sighting Buhari, began shouting and raining abuses at him until they were calmly escorted out by the police. It was a dramatic scene to behold. Buhari was finally led through the back door.

SOURCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daminaj2:
lol. This twitter user asked GTB for a job in 2013 during ASUU strike and they told him to finish school.
Now that he is done, he asked them again...lol..

Rigorous job hunting!!!!

cc: lalasticlala

http://www.daminaj.com/2016/02/man-asks-gtb-for-job-3-years-ago-they.html

niggaz got no chill

Maamin:
To set the records straight, see the 1st six largest universities in Nigeria.
1) University of Ilorin – 75,000 hectares
2) Obafemi Awolowo University – 13,000 hectares
3) University of Abuja – 11,824 hectares
4) Federal University Of Technology Minna - 10,650 hectares
5) Federal University of Agriculture, abeokuta – 10,000 hectares
6) Ahmadu Bello University – 7,000 hectares.

Drop the name of ur school if you think it should make it into first 10 Largest schools.

no source?

dumb list dumb op

so what exactly is the news?

blueto:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/nigeriansll-starve-to-death-by-2050-if-presidency/

pls remind the presido the next time he visits nigeria about the aforementioned points

this bunch of apc rascals can lie for Africa

CELEBOLOFOFO:
Mavin Queen and mother of one, Tiwa Savage is celebrating her 36th birthday today.Wishing her more years of good health and suceess on earth. Happy birthday!

https://www.instagram.com/donjazzy/

this girl mouth go good to suck divk oooo

i wish i fit bang her from back

GidiParrot:
Nigeria popular comic actor, John Okafor popularly known as Mr Ibu wife, Stella Marris delivered a baby boy. The actor shared the news last night saying...

My new baby boy has arrived God take all d glory

If you recall Mr Ibu had a daughter with his wife who died in 2012 and he remarried last year. This is the first child with his new wife.

Congrats to them.

See the cute boy below...

http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2016/02/john-okaformr-ibu-and-wife-welcome-baby.html

lalasticlala

source

bleached lips

Sammixed:
Was surfing the internet when i saw this:

twould happen when liar moh'd get sense

dachaste:
Brave enough? Share if u concur.




If u disagree, tell us why.

i agree but that doesn't stop me from banging someone today afternoon

beat crap outta her whilst thanking God silently

dont do any

fvck the birtch and move on

Spreads mat

Trash

The op certainly didn't know dating beautiful girls is one of the most annoying things on earth.. They're dirty, never cleaning the house, never cooking, anyways believing they're doing you a favor by dating you... Mtchewww.. Couple of dumb asss modafvckers




PS
My bae is beautiful so am talking from experience

kween911:
I love all my roomies right frm 100L till final year repping Unilorin lagoS hostel...

Oke odo repping