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Islam › Re: Can I Approach A Girl During Ramadan?? by khattab02: 12:16am On Jul 02, 2015
Lol.... Op refused to expantiate his question more...






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Islam › Re: Masturbation In Ramadan by khattab02: 12:06am On Jul 02, 2015
sheffyUTD:
Well I guess usermane is one of the 'Quraniyun'; Quran only and nothing else. I have met some of them and the experience was detestable!
Yes may be you are korrect! And from his comments you will know.
Islam › Re: NAIRALAND RAMADAN QUIZ COMPETITION by khattab02: 11:53pm On Jul 01, 2015
Hmmmmm...... Interesting!!!



Seems I have been missing alot....
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Distances Self From Daughter’s Wedding by khattab02: 10:02pm On Jul 01, 2015
ifeelgood:
He was after Buhari's past. Now you see ya lyf?
hehehehhehe......





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Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Distances Self From Daughter’s Wedding by khattab02: 10:00pm On Jul 01, 2015
MusaIbrahim1:
The daughter get two father? Abi na English I no understand??

shocked shocked lipsrsealed
I believe the other sentence is talking about her mother's father
Politics › Re: Journalists Queue For Food In Kogi Government House - Photos by khattab02: 9:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
chineloSA:
So they were invited for Iftar,so just because they are journalists, they are supposed to decline the food after breaking their fast.

For crying out loud they have starved themselves the whole day. And they would have done the same thing in their homes (eat).

As for the queue, do you expect them to push each other like some kind of hooligans.

Give them a fast break eeehn!! angry angry
best and explanatory comment so far!
Politics › Re: Journalists Queue For Food In Kogi Government House - Photos by khattab02: 9:43pm On Jul 01, 2015
Going by some comments here I will say the Op has some how some how succeeded in misleading some people with the headline.
Food › Re: Dont Peel-off Yam Skin Before Cooking, Dietician Advises by khattab02: 9:31pm On Jul 01, 2015
Memyselfu2009:
Indeed u re a mumu did they tell u that diabetic patient eat yams
hahaha......




Why you harsh on the guy na?



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Food › Re: Dont Peel-off Yam Skin Before Cooking, Dietician Advises by khattab02: 9:25pm On Jul 01, 2015
tpiander:
some older people dont peel the yam before cooking, makes for faster preparation time.

its a skill knowing how to peel the cooked yam before pounding.
hmmmm.......



I would like to learn that skill oooo...
Politics › Re: Ranking Of Nigerian States By Poverty Rates by khattab02: 3:30pm On Jul 01, 2015
asiwajumi:
yimu. Did united nation come to my town in okemesi ekiti to see how people are surviving? Who is foooling who
hehehehehe....




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Politics › Re: Ranking Of Nigerian States By Poverty Rates by khattab02: 3:09pm On Jul 01, 2015
dokyOloye:
niger is far ahead of Kano,unless U are basing ur argument on what's happening in Kano municipality alone.
The rest of Kano state is dirt poor.
but Kano has commercial activities than Niger and if not the leading economic state in da North.



I cannot rate Niger ahead of Kano.
Politics › Re: Ranking Of Nigerian States By Poverty Rates by khattab02: 2:46pm On Jul 01, 2015
Hehehehe..... Interesting!


Kogi ahead of Kaduna and

Niger ahead of Kano





#I dey laff for this report!
Travel › Re: Indonesian Military Transport Plane Crashes In Medan Area Killing Dozens by khattab02: 7:22am On Jul 01, 2015
anodaBanDotCom:
Nl mods won't stop banning me..

Am sure dey will ban dis account soon aswell...
got banned on my last account till 2042 undecided
hehehehe.....

Why do you break the rules all the time??


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Travel › Re: Indonesian Military Transport Plane Crashes In Medan Area Killing Dozens by khattab02: 7:19am On Jul 01, 2015
SkinnyDude:
after killing my brother, Ayotanze. you think your people will have peace.....
Ayotanze, a.k.a. Aboi cool down, rest in peace....
but he was dealing with Illegal drugs when the law of the land has prescibed death to drug trafficking!
Travel › Re: Indonesian Military Transport Plane Crashes In Medan Area Killing Dozens by khattab02: 7:16am On Jul 01, 2015
Optional2:
buh y Nigeria guys dy do drugs 4 their country
goood question. Thank you ma. Some Nigerians likes to break the law of Nigeria and that of other countries.
Science/Technology › Re: The Sciences Discussion Thread. by khattab02: 7:12am On Jul 01, 2015
RobinHez:
u watch too much sci-fi i'm coming grin
haha..

Lol..


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Sports › Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by khattab02: 7:08am On Jul 01, 2015
Wait ooo... I commented on this thread last year na and now can't find my post then. Or was it after then Nairaland crashed?




* if you don't contribute to the buying of the ball, you will hardly get picked except you are very skillful.
Sports › Re: 14 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by khattab02: 6:39am On Jul 01, 2015
kenonze:
Una dey learn where our own kids football craziness dey.

1: the owner of the ball is either a spoilt child or son of rich man.
2: we can do anything not to annoy the owner of the ball. E.g help him out in his domestic work.
3 : if u are not sure that u will be selected, u will quickly say " I will keep" Lol
4: if u get injured and comes back home, u are finished.
lol..... This ya number 4 got me cracking!

If the number 4 happens to you and you comes back home, don't cry or shout when they are pressing it with hot water ELSE...............



boys suffer ooooo...


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Islam › Re: From A Model To Islam - Joy From Delta State Convert To Islam by khattab02: 11:36pm On Jun 29, 2015
sakieja:
thank u brother.but i am a sister in islam
lol... Sorry!
Business › Re: BVN Madness In Pictures by khattab02: 2:10pm On Jun 29, 2015
WIZGUY69:
nawa o with this Bvn of thing, I was at Gtbank this morning on sighting the crowd that gathered together there. I shouted wetin!

BTW
I don't think Ecobank is doing such, as I haven't received any message from them.

who! else is with me?
lol.... Not all banks send messages to their customer about the BVN oooo.... Ecobank are doing the BVN exercise, went there some weeks back.
Business › Re: BVN Madness In Pictures by khattab02: 2:06pm On Jun 29, 2015
mygee33:
I ll wait till 18th december
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I like ya courage!
Business › Re: BVN Madness In Pictures by khattab02: 2:04pm On Jun 29, 2015
SamuelOjiulo:
i lost my BVN number, anyone know how i can recover it?
go back to the bank and ask them or call their customer care.
Business › Re: BVN Madness In Pictures by khattab02: 2:01pm On Jun 29, 2015
jayne8585yahoo:
#Ahavnotdonemineo#

make I rush with my sandals, rapa and gele to fidelity and first bank.

off I run
if you do at one bank you won't need to follow same process and procedures at the other bank. You will just fill a separate form and inlude the BVN from the first bank. Most banks do so.
Business › Re: BVN Madness In Pictures by khattab02: 1:52pm On Jun 29, 2015
luvtoyota:
Even if it is extended to 2019 some Nigerians will still ask for extension for various reasons, like religious festival, traditional wedding, election, rain, exams naming ceremony, burial etc . Let it end June 30th make I hear word .
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lol.... U korrect!
Business › Re: BVN Madness In Pictures by khattab02: 1:22pm On Jun 29, 2015
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lol...... Last minute rush hour!


Thanks Almighty GOD, I have don mine months before with ease.

The one remaining is NIN. Chei! The long queue at secretariat by 6:30am is scary.



#I think/know they will extend the deadline but now you will have to endure long standing and stress.

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Sports › Re: Why Switching Match Venues Will Hurt The National Teams by khattab02: 10:37am On Jun 28, 2015
daniska3yaro:
Why will venue affect the performance of footballers,when they play @ their clubs the change venue in the sense the play home and away matches and they don't complain,that is not an excuse jare.my neighbor grandfather is the only man that watch nigeria match against india that ended nigeria 0 vs india 100. grin
hehehe..... Meaning if they had switched venues perhaps others could have known too... Haha




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Islam › Re: From A Model To Islam - Joy From Delta State Convert To Islam by khattab02:
sakieja:
alhamdulila,u are in the right path.inadina indalahu huwal islam.my brother and sister in islam thank for all d comments but pls let us be steadfast in our religion cos there are lot of fake religion out there.may we not lead asray.i am proud to be a muslim.what about u?
ameen sister!!!



Morethan proud!
Islam › Re: From A Model To Islam - Joy From Delta State Convert To Islam by khattab02: 12:20am On Jun 27, 2015
Wooow!!! Beautiful at mubarakopeyemi for the miracle reply .

Jazakallahu Khairan to you and to other faithful believers impacting knowledge to the non believers!!!




#yet the talkers of vanities will not accept defeat.


May Allah show them the light


ameeen!!
Islam › Re: From A Model To Islam - Joy From Delta State Convert To Islam by khattab02: 1:19pm On Jun 25, 2015
hikmojj:
May Allah preserve u and make d deen easy for u
Allahumma ameeen!!!
Islam › Re: From A Model To Islam - Joy From Delta State Convert To Islam by khattab02: 1:39am On Jun 25, 2015
Mightymanna:
that is how our family convert to Islam.just starting from reading English translated Quran
hmmmmmm....... Allahu Akbar!!!




Interesting!
Islam › Re: From A Model To Islam - Joy From Delta State Convert To Islam by khattab02: 1:35am On Jun 25, 2015
In Sha Allahu ta'ala she is already on the path of Ihdinas siratal mustaqeem and will never leave. Ameeen!
Islam › Re: From A Model To Islam - Joy From Delta State Convert To Islam by khattab02: 1:06am On Jun 25, 2015
iyke926:
" I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet ."

can you break the above stuff for me?
I could have love to answer you but first I need to go back to page 2 and modify a derogatory statement you made about Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alayhi wa Salam. We all have our differences but there should be a sense of humour and politeness.


Thank you!

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