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In October, 2000, Lee Todd received the fastest red card in football history for saying to the referee, "Fvck me. That was loud", after the referee blew his whistle.
The marching order came after just two seconds (2 secs) into a Sunday League match between Cross Farm Celtic (Todd's club) and Taunton East Reach Wanderers.
The game ended 11-2 in favor of Cross Farm.

And send Dylan Roof through the windshield of the Benz
Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin'...
Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin'
And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar
Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder
Knock it into the upper peninsula
You wanna go against 'zilla? The Rap God
When will I quit? Never been realer
The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt
Whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla
Or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller
Revenge killer, avenge syllable binge
Fill a syringe, 'til I
Draw first blood
Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular
Couldn't be more awkwarder
Cause you're innocence I robbed you of
It's my fingers that got stuck up
Taught ya ta, not give a
Slapstick, hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off
Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya
But I'm not gonna, get the shotgun
Or the Glock, I'm gonna opt for the ox
Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop
And it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker
The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought
This much of a RoosterDrinker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter



Eminem :: Campaign Speech

Kendrick Lamar:: Duckworth

Damnnnnnnnn

dopeJemi:
you saw it too.. the one that annoyed the most was when he passed to martial on the flanks when rashford made a run similar to the one he made against Chelsea for the first goal

fellaini is not intelligent at all, whenever he starts an attack I am always calm because I know nothing will come out of it, he is that dumb

Saw this one,, twas in d second half and if it were Herrera Carrick or even Blind they'd have threaded the ball to Rashford and he'll easily beat Kompany for pace,, but the camel passed to Martial who was standing so close to him in a crowded area and standing flatfooted,, ignoring someone who was already on the run for a final pass..

I really do not know what he expected Martial to do with the ball..
Fellaini is dedicated and hardworking bla bla bla but the guy is limited technically and soooo very clumsy.. He'll only be good enough when you're pushing for a goal and you need an extra body in the opponent's box..
He gives his best I guess,, but his best is never enough most times..

Hook: Frank Ocean]
Sweet King Martin
Sweet Queen Coretta
Sweet Brother Malcolm
Sweet Queen Betty
Sweet Mother Mary
Sweet Father Joseph,

Sweet Jesus
We made it in America
Sweet baby Jesus, ooh
Oh sweet baby Jesus
We made it in America
Sweet baby Jesus, ooh
Oh, sweet baby Jesus,
We made it in America


Made In America
Jay Z, Kanye, Frank Ocean

Debroslink:
Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid

Real Madrid play 1st leg @ home.




YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES

Atletico for final.

Juve played first leg at home and qualified..
Barca couldn't pull another RemyTonda.. Or RemiAtanda whatever you folks called it..
That's enough motivation..

Sweet Serenade
Pusha T ft Breezy

Really ridiculous lineup tbh..
We're playing at home and we're just set out to defend??
Even if the priority is Europa,, setting out this defensively at home is a NO NO IMO
GGMU

Just when we thought we've seen it all: A man on the moon, artificial intelligence, robotics......

Fellaini captains United.

This is it folks. Rapture has taken place and we've been left behind.

Nose-a Igiebor

Vorpal:
@souloho19

Check "natural mystic"

@khaytunechi

Check "Friends"

@Topic

Funbi - Hallelujah (on repeat)

Hozier - From Eden.

?? You mean ??

Huh, we born not knowing, are we born knowing all?
We growing wiser, are we just growing tall?
Can you read thoughts? can you read palms?
Huh, can you predict the future? can you see storms, coming?
The Earth was flat if you went too far you would fall off
Now the Earth is round
If the shape change again everybody woulda start laugh
The average man can't prove of most of the things
That he chooses to speak of
And still won't research and find out
The root of the truth that you seek of
Scholars teach in Universities and claim that they're smart and cunning
Tell them find a cure when we sneeze
And that's when their nose start running
And the rich get stitched up, when we get cut
Man a heal dem broken bones in the bush with the wet mud
Can you read signs? can you read stars?
Can you make peace? can you fight war?
Can you milk cows, even though you drive cars? huh
Can you survive? Against all odds, now?

Lastly,, on behalf of all us at Manchester United, we want to officially handover the key to the 6th Avenue apartment to Arsenal Fc. The sale of the apartment was concluded this afternoon. Long may they remain there.

Monsieur Vwengver

Arsenal fc shifting cultivation this season has been quite remarkable. From second to third, back to second, returns back to third, then falls down to fourth, remains there for a while, pretends to be in third , then bounces back to fourth, then fifth and before you say Jack Robinson, they are now in sixth.

We know it won't be long before they start challenging Everton for seventh position. Before that happens, let's dedicate a street to them for their remarkable movement on the table this season.

Arsenal always start their season like Barcelona and ends it like Pescara


Till next year,, ediots!!!!!

Yalls won't just leave people be??

so Bayern couldn't even pre10d 2 be nice?? Haba beht whyyyy??

Arsenal sorry ooooo
Next Year is your year

Nihilist:
Listened to it this morning. It is wack IMO. Without the expose on leaking Butt Pads and Infidelity, Remy had very little to say in her basic lyrics.

Also, I think she struggles with the concept of originality, from jumping on the Ether beat, to jocking Drake on her latest effort.

That being said, that Shether track was a fatal low blow to Nikki Minaj, and this new track is just the post-evisceration gloat piece.

Nicki stays attached to the L like TV, and God rest her soul.

One thing's certain-- she just wants to hurl dirts and leak stuffs.. Her flow isn't exactly top notch but we can't blame her,, not easy churning out impromptu disses while lacing em with personals..

It's just so cool when someone's getting dissed and she can't reply like she scared or something?? Well,, she's busy with the Make Love video yh

Russia Premier League

Tom Tomsk 0-6 Rostov

#KeepingTabsOnOurOpponents

One last season for Ibra then he should move on.. Nothing more,, nothing less..

In other news.. Sinizia .. Nihilist .. Remy Ma drops ANOTHER ONE

Lmaooooo

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero
On a free from PSG
He cost us f***ing zero.
6 foot 5; hard as f**k
He gets the Reds excited
Stick your City up your a**e
'Cos we are Man United

GGMU

Carrick in..

See yalls FT

GGMU

[quote author=sinizia post=54079237][/quote]Remy isn't one for disses and petty shots.. she just threw below the belt yet up in ya face punches at Nicki..
If Nicki get sense make she just lock up cos she can't win this one..

the Ether sound track tho loads of people goinu listen to Nas's Jay-Z Ether diss all over again..

such an auspicious day with Remy Ma 'body-bagging' Micki Nimaj

same way we'd bodybag Southampton later today..

GGMU and please let's leave Kane alone Daniel Levy is such a bottorm he'd ask we break world record transfer for Kane..
I'd rather we do that for Auba whose movement and techniques will complement em Mkhi Martial Mata and others better than Kane..

let's get this cup first.. then secure a champs league spot.. and finish high up the log as possible..

MANCHESTER UNITED ANTHEM
LYRICS

Glory, Glory, man united,
Glory, Glory, man united,
Glory, Glory, man united,
As the reds go marching on, on, on.

Just like the Busby Babes in days gone by
We'll keep the red flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride

United! Man united!
We're the boys in red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-be-ly!
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They will be singing 'Que Sera Sera'

United! Man united!
We're the boys in red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

Glory Glory Man united
Glory Glory Man united
Glory Glory Man united

As the reds go marching On! On! On!
As the reds go marching On! On! On!
As the reds go marching On! On! On!

I'll say-- prioritize the EFL cup,, then Europa Cup,, then top four,, then the F.A cup..

Would be nice to make top four but ultimately it'll be nicer winning a cup double then getting to play the Super Cup curtain raiser too and entering the champs thru the back door..

Anyhow e wan be sha,, this season's still shaping up to be a great one..

Nihilist:

very safe to say Wenger has decided to not win the league on purpose..

Smart man..