₦airaland Forum

shegsky:
And they inscribed the picture of a 72-year
old on a statement issued in 2015? Nigeria
I hail thee.

[/b]Bros. How old re u? Kids dat re yet to write waec na dem full dis nairaland I swear

southwestngr:
TO APC AGENT OF CHANGE.

MAY YOUR CHILDREN END UP HAVING THE SAME RESULT AS BUHARI WAEC RESULT.

PLEASE SAY AMEN.


IF YOU CAN NOT SAY AMEN, BUHARI IS NOT THE CHANGE WE NEED.

Ameen cos atleast he got the five credit required in any sch.

Ur turn, may God run ur life and that of ur entire family d way gej is running this country

Booked

At dis juncture I m speechless

So GEJ no get shame, he even bow to sanusi hahaha.

temitemi1:
Buhari, where is ur certificate GEJ till 2019!!!

robot where s ur brain?

Deltagiant:
If this number was rented, then it should be a case study to win elections indeed!!!!

So u miss yestarday s pdp rally in katsina,
Mc: Nigeria
Rented crowd: sai Buhari

Wow rented crowd just waiting 4 wen dey ll shout sai Buhari wen d mc ll ask dem Nigeria

At dis juncture whether wit certificate or not we must send dat clueless clown and disgrace to phd holders back to otuoke

This is. Cluelessness at it pick so barely few weeks to election efcc jusr surface again. Jonah na big learnerand we ll send him back to otueke to take extra lessons

Tayomi37:
Buhari sworn to an Affidavit claiming his
credentials are with the Army. He went as
far as making entries of his WASC on the
Army entry form, yet could not provide a
copy of the so called certificate. By Mr Lie
Mohammed’s admission that Buhari is still
qualified with any other qualification
other than WASC indicates that Buhari has
no any minimum qualification to be
enrolled into the NA in the first place (even
though he made entry of his school cert
results on the enrolment form). Further
more he deposed to an Affidavit that his
certificates are with the Army, which
further complicate the issue at hand after
the later’s denial. Infact this is a clear case
of Perjury (Lying under Oath). In sane
societies he would have immediately
disqualify himself from the race to allow
APC produce another Candidate. However,
they hypocrites in APC will urge him on
and declare that a carpenter is better than
a PhD. With all these, where is Buhari’s
anti-corruption credentials for which APC
anchors’ its campaign on? If you are not
faithful in little things, how can you be
faithful in bigger things? When the
Foundation is faulty what can the
righteous do? I ask Lie Mohammed, why
not call a spade a spade for once? Buhari’s
credibility is seriously are at stake
Sentiment apart this Man is abysmally unfit
to vie for the Presidency. He should
swallow his pride and take a school cert
examination. No amount of
grandstanding can solve this problem. QED

Story story story

kay1one:
The only thing on ait is pdp rally in kano! Omo see crowd!

Yestarday was like arafat day in kano, bt 2day kano pple ll also come enmass to stone d devil.

Nepa why na, we say no to dis transformation.

Clears throat: Baba Buhari abeg just carry blank A4 paper as ur cert. Naija go still vote for u

Madeu:
**** Signing ***** Jonathan nothing for you.

Backup: buhari everything for u

i heard kano pple re goin to stone d devil today

januzaj:
if he presents a4 paper as certificate....i ll vote for him

if e present toilet roll i go vote am

Katsina PDP Rally:

Mc: Nigeria
Crowd: silent
Mc: Katsina state
Crowd: chant aspirant name

Mc: Nigeria (sai Jonathan)
Crowd: sai Buhari

Source: NTA

hahaha PDP, always tryin to discredit anything GMB, we dat ve dstv and dose base in lagos watch it live on channels tv.

The crowd is real, even channels TV lamented abt d huge crowd n says deir equipments were damaged because of d massive crowd

Jennynkk:
I am coming into Nigeria with a team of observers from Europe. I will make sure that I create the necessary awareness for our youngsters who wish for a promising tomorrow should never for once think of voting a crude stark unlettered terror kingpin!

Hmmm Austria indeed, ok oh we cant wait 4 u to come and give us awareness here in north east (sambisa forest precisely). Classless TANoid mtchewww

see this otueke man abeg dey fall our hands as usual

What is wrong with dis pix?

Apparently ruffled by the momentum generated by the nomination of Yemi Osinbajo, a professor and pastor, as the running mate of the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress [APC], Muhammadu Buhari, President Goodluck Jonathan is asking a group of Pentecostal pastors to help him avert what he fears could be a loss in next month’s presidential polls.
Mr. Osinbajo, a prominent cleric with the Redeemed Christian Church of God, law professor and Senior Advocate of Nigeria [SAN] emerged APC’s presidential running mate last month giving President Jonathan and the ruling party, PDP, what sources described as sleepless nights.
Specifically last Thursday, the President held a meeting in Abuja, with a number of Pentecostal pastors led by Bishop David Oyedepo of Winners Chapel, with the main agenda being how to fashion out ways to solve the “Osinbajo” problem.
Sources at the meeting confirmed that President Jonathan confessed in a rather rattled and humbling manner that “Osinbajo is my problem”.
According to those at the meeting, the President added that “everything was okay until APC picked Osinbajo”.
The APC picked Mr. Osinbajo as vice presidential candidate just as the PDP was busy branding APC as an Islamist party and describing Mr. Buhari as a religious fundamentalist, allegations APC leaders have consistently dismissed as unfounded, baseless and a scare tactic by the PDP.
Many observers say APC’s nomination of a prominent Pentecostal pastor from the fastest growing church in Africa may have effectively doused such speculations and the attempt to label the party as one with an islamization agenda.
There has been a rather conscious attempt to make next month’s presidential polls a religious one especially in the Southern part of the country where there is a much larger Christian population, observers say.
At the meeting organized by the Executive Secretary of the National Christian Pilgrims Commission (NCPC) John Kennedy Okpara, President Jonathan poured out his mind that running against a leading Pastor of the RCCG, who is also known to be very close to the much reverred General Overseer of the church, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, is an uphill task.
Sources at the meeting said Mr. Jonathan was ruffled and much distracted as he confessed to the challenge the APC naming of Mr. Osinbajo as Mr. Buhari’s running mate is posing to his reelection.
In response, the Pastors, led by Bishop Oyedepo, assured the President at the meeting that they would, “starting from today,” use every device possible including social media, the pulpit and influence peddling, to campaign in support of President Jonathan and against the Buhari-Osinbajo ticket.
Before the meeting with the President, sources said the pastors held a meeting on the same day to strategize and agree on how and what they would present  to the president.
At that pre-meeting, some Pentecostal pastors suggested that they use the opportunity of the meeting afforded by the President to express their genuine fears on growing insecurity in the North with Boko Haram killing and attacking Christians and other innocent Nigerians.
But Mr. Oyedepo, the most influential pastor at the meeting  rejected the idea, insisting that the meeting was to encourage and strengthen President Jonathan ahead of the elections and not to discuss compelling national issues of concern to majority of Nigerians.
While some of the pastors were shocked and disappointed that Bishop Oyedepo would not allow them to raise important issues bothering most Nigerians, they decided to keep silent not to be seen as spoilsports.
And later after meeting the president, the pastors gathered together again on the same day to device strategies they will use to campaign against Buhari/Osinbajo, with the main scheme being to label the ticket as an Islamist one.
Some of the pastors also suggested that there is need to impress it on Christians that the position of Vice President is not an effective one, and that having a Christian in the post  makes no difference, although the Nigerian constitution and the order of precedence makes the office the next in rank to the president.
Indeed as if implementing the resolution reached at the meeting, members of the Winners Chapel told Empowered Newswire said Mr. Oyedepo has already started using the pulpit to achieve the goals set out at last Thursday‘s  meeting in Abuja.
Some of the members said yesterday, Sunday January 18, Mr. Oyedepo raised a prayer point that an Islamist would not become the President of Nigeria in the coming to the chagrin of many of the church attendants on Sunday.

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/175233-jonathan-secret-meeting-pastors-says-osinbajo-problem.html

oga jona plz how ll u tackle corruption with technology wen u can't differentiate btw dis

See who want to use technology to fight corruption can't use ordinary mouse

Lagos nd Kano for Apc, gej must be sweating tru I'm yanch by now.

Just see person wey wan fight corruption wit technology no fit use mouse.

Sai buhari until wen gej knows how to use a mouse lol

Sai Buhari until gej knows how to use computer

emekasonduru:
bought crowd! who are those people there, those who were paid 500 naira to show up and stand under the sun for Buhari! Who is the man who has put fertilizer to farmers @ a subsided and afforded rate and the man who eliminated corruption from the fertilizer sectors for Kaduna farmers? vote wisely people! Vote GEJ

D crowd on d road to even welcom d great GMB were quite overwhelmin, dey re more than dose on d rally ground. Go take panadol abeg

crowd waiting on major roads in kd to welcom GMB and oga jona fightin corrupption wit technology lol

more

crowd anxiously waiting hrs before arrival of GMB

Nutase:
APC luvs boobies while PDP luvs down below.
This picture is prophetic. It tells how APC will squeeze the nations boobies till it runs dry of milk and how PDP will rape the nations pvssie like they have been till we cant walk well again.
The truth is both parties are rapists coming from different angles due to their preferences

One ll begin to think u re a specialist in dat field, na joke oh