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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by kheme(m): 1:20pm On Jul 09, 2006
21 Male from Delta State (Isoko) available here!!! grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 40 Questions that Remain Unanswered by kheme(m): 1:12pm On Jul 09, 2006
21. who says we can't drink and drivehuh

22. yes, if they can get that far!

23. sure they can, they just never tried it!

24. cos "Bob" wants to become anonymous to alcoholics!huh

25. steps and stairs are all the same, just different names!!!

26. cos your light buld will freeze up! huh!!! undecided

27. cos it was processed! they didn't just bottle the water and sell!!!

28. cos there are slices of bread thick enough not to get burnt at that temperature!

29. huh perhaps some curious guy (Adam?) wanted to find out! or God instructed him to do so!! grin

30. its fiction, remember!? and besides, the story writers didn't pay much attention to details! lol!

31. cartoon characters, righthuh ask the cartoonist! grin

32. male ballerinas

33. blind from birth, I don't know! else, YES!!!

34. huh who are we talking about here!huh

35. it deosn't mean he's broke! lol!

36. testical! lol!

37. babies! lol! grin

38. em, YES!!! tongue

39. they believe cos they can't touch the stars even if they wanted to, right? oh ye of little faith! lol!

40. cos he thinks your breath stinnks!


got any more questions!huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: True Love Is All That Matters. by kheme(m): 12:33pm On Jul 09, 2006
huh huh huh
WebmastersRe: What Would You Charge For This Website? by kheme(m): 12:31pm On Jul 09, 2006
Okay, i get the concept but your design is rather POOR!!! sorry to say! for all the features you mentioned, i would charge $3000 dollars if it were a foreign client! if it were a nigerian client, well, maybe 120K would be enough, i don't know! besides, i'm a developer too! perhaps i can help for a fair fee! smiley
WebmastersRe: Web Site Review by kheme(m): 12:04pm On Jul 09, 2006
okay, here's mine www.htmlonline.tk
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Where To Learn Website Design In Lagos, Nigeria by kheme(m): 12:04pm On Jul 09, 2006
you can learn a lot online! i never attended any computer school for web developement, I'm a professional!

ok, try this www.htmlonline.tk
WebmastersRe: My Web Site by kheme(m): 11:54am On Jul 09, 2006
my own too,

www.htmlonline.tk
WebmastersRe: Which Website Can I Get Good Tutorials On Web Design? by kheme(m): 11:48am On Jul 09, 2006
i hope this will help,

www.htmlonline.tk
WebmastersRe: Accepting Donations On Nigerian Websites by kheme(m): 11:30am On Jul 09, 2006
WebmastersRe: What's Your Own Website Address? by kheme(m): 11:25am On Jul 09, 2006
WebmastersRe: Website Review by kheme(m): 10:53am On Jul 09, 2006
Okay,  here's mine for review too!

www.htmlonline.tk

grin
PhonesHow Well Do You Utilize Your Cell Phone!? by kheme(op): 10:48am On Jul 09, 2006
I'm just curious! They call me "FBI" because of the things i use my cell phone to do! I use a Samsung D500 and here are the things i use mine for:

1. have my complete school time table and school bus time table for the week;
2. i also use the alarm reminder along with the scheduler;
3. i have my friends' birthdays, with reminders;
4. i use the timer when cooking (because i always burn my food by leaving it cooking for too long  grin);
5. i use the stopwatch in timeing myself, eg. when swiming, cycling, going to school, cooking, etc on almost daily bases;
6. i use the MP3 player to listen to my favourite songs;
7. i used the calculator almost daily for regualar calculation, in scool, and at the shop (currency converter);
8. i play games with it;
9. i record funny arguments with friends, lectures, songs, conversations etc.;
10. i take pictures of things, places and people i like;
11. i also record videos of places, people and things i like;
12. i use it in sending text messages too! lol!;
13. i also use it to transfer songs and pictures for friends, from PC to phone and vice versa (using bluetooth and/or infrared);
14. I use the GPRS WAP service by my GSM opreator in connecting to the internet with my phone (I also wish i could use it as a webcam!  sad )
15. I also use it to call people; and with the loud speaker too!
16. I also use the camera's flash light as headlight when cylcling a night, or as tourch light in the dark!
17. i use it to watch my favourite movie clips (i transfere them from my laptop)

What do you do with your cell phone!?
ProgrammingRe: Nigerian Php Users (phpng) by kheme(m): 10:42am On Jul 09, 2006
Hi! I'm Kheme and i'm a PHP developer! but can i suggest something?? Why not get a website and make this stuff proper ad well developed!!?? like www.phpng.org.ng I had a website for getting the .ng domain names, but its down right now cos of hosting problems! grin I think it would be a nice idea getting a website for phpng, i love the idea!
AdvertsWebsite Developer Avalable! by kheme(op):
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PhonesRe: Best Mobile Phone And Network For Business Use? by kheme(m): 10:35am On Jul 09, 2006
For the Network, GLOBACOM
For the cell phone, NOKIA N90
AdvertsFree Html Tutorials Online! by kheme(op): 10:27am On Jul 09, 2006
Okay, I have this website on which i have some HTML tutorials and a few ebooks! the tutorials as well as the ebooks are all free, chech them out www.htmlonline.tk
FoodRe: Any Chocolate Lovers On Nairaland? by kheme(m): 10:25am On Jul 09, 2006
yea, i looooooooooooooooooooooooove chocolates too! i'd get a picture of my regular next time! but i love marss and sneaekrs!
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by kheme(m): 10:24am On Jul 09, 2006
Just 3 words i have to tell you,
which you already know,

I
I L
I Lo
I Lov
I Love
I Love Y
I Love Yo




I Love Yoghurt!

but I LOVE YOU more! wink
FamilyRe: Can You Trust Your Best Friend? by kheme(m): 10:23am On Jul 09, 2006
Yours betrayed you huh so was he/she REALLY your best friend or you only thought so? See there's a difference between "both of you are best friends" and "he/she is your best friend" and "you're his/her best friend"! perhaps, you took him/her as your best friend, but did he/she take you are her/his best friend?? Else, there would be no betrayal!
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by kheme(m): 10:20am On Jul 09, 2006
What a question! huh
TV/MoviesRe: What's The Best Superhero Movie? by kheme(m): 10:19am On Jul 09, 2006
Well, for now, its the new superman movie, Superman Returns!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who has Yahoo? I Want to Chat! by kheme(m): 1:16pm On Jul 08, 2006
Ok, 21 male here, let's chat okiemute2002@yahoo.com
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Uniben People! by kheme(m): 1:04pm On Jul 08, 2006
Okay! I was i UNIBEN, did a diploma there! now i'm in Turkey studying at EMU (www.emu.edu.tr). I finished in 2004, my name is Okiemute and i'm 22 yrs, male, studying computer engineering!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For New Friends by kheme(m): 1:02pm On Jul 08, 2006
Okay, here's my number 08058296198, JUST text me! I'm Okiemute and i'm 21!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Single N Ready To Mingle by kheme(m): 12:59pm On Jul 08, 2006
no problem!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tell Someone You Love Them Here by kheme(m): 12:58pm On Jul 08, 2006
I LOVE WIZY
I LOVE EWAEN
I LOVE TRUDY
I LOVE VIVIEN
I LOVE LIZZY
I LOVE LORA
I LOVE SONIA
I LOVE PRINCESS
I LOVE NIKKYBI
I LOVE BLESSING
I LOVE RESHU
I LOVE ELOHOR
I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!

LOL!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: In Need Of Long-distance A Lover! by kheme(op): 10:28am On Jul 08, 2006
YES! perhaps, i want to marry a nigerian eventually! lol! not these turkish girls, their english is poor!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: In Need Of Long-distance A Lover! by kheme(op): 10:24am On Jul 08, 2006
Okay!
RomanceRe: Do You Remember Your First Kiss? by kheme(m): 11:09am On Jul 06, 2006
YES I DO!

It was by the road side, and that was the fun part cos people kept passing and we didn't want to know know what was going on! her lips where WHITE when we finished! i'd never forget that! I just could take my hands of her bum! oops! lol!
RomanceRe: Do Long Distance Relationships Work? by kheme(m): 10:58am On Jul 06, 2006
yes!!!!

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