₦airaland Forum

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lartty:
Mine is 1st of oct

one day apart

tobimillar:
mine is october 2nd, do i have a match?

yea, i am one

samuel ofcourse

Bibi294:
Giant with a giant pocket, when you can cuddle/wrap me like a neatly wrapped weed


Then you're handsome

weed no d heavy una fr mouth dis days..

met dis lady wen i jst started my M.sc, she ws simple easy going n likeable. we started dating, we talked evryday, chatted often bt we didnt see. distance bcame a problem. after about a yr we broke up. i lover her so much n i waited patiently for her to come bak. days rolled by, months passed bt she never did. inbetween i bleeped some gud p**cy bt no strings attached. then dis igbo-yoruba girl came in. she s more exposed, less naive than d former. i love her so much dt i forgot d former with ease and without repentence. bt distance s stil d problem though we talk n chat everyday. a few months later i got a lecturing job. i interact on daily basis with ladies of all kinds, beauty, shape or figure. bt i never let it disrupt our friendship. i love her so much n am ready to settle down with her. distance relationship no go kill me sha.

biacan:
I tell you he's so sweet very slow to anger and a good listener.......spray me with goodies..... despite all my shakara...... I will be acting like I don't care yet I can't go a day without thinking of him...... you know we women and pretence.......i can't afford to lose him

hw i wish i cud jst send dis chat to him. Men always got each others back

bro, dt thing is nt measurable, wud u prefer she didnt tell u? date her, love her unconditionally bt monitor her for signs incase she goes back to her old ways.

Ademascot:
Go back to memory lane, zukerbag went back to school to complete his education after he had achieved his aim.

chai!
ppl brain dirty enh.
greatest ife!

Y did he go back, i thought going to skul s nt necessary...poor cultured illiterate

PierreDeFermath:
but they are better and more important and more human than you,your family and your generation combined. Nigerians are so foolish. that's why you have graduates that can't speak good English,can't invent anything,no innovation but only a lunatic would think those ones are better than Bill Gates,Zuckerberg,etc

They re better than me but am also better than u, ur entire lineage from ur First filial generation all put together kid....

PierreDeFermath:
Zuckerberg has short hair abi? Bill Gates,Albert Einstein,Whole Soyinka,etc. Nigerians indeed have low IQs. no invention,nothing,what they are good at is stupid criticism

Hw many f dem went tru university? Jst drop out, follow dia ways, n stop disturbing us here.

obo389:
Spot on.
Too many kids without brains these days

On a scale of 10, d ratio of responsible ppl with bushy hairs, dirty jeans bla bla bla to to those without is like 2 to 8.....so u re d kid here..sharaaap n get out f here

Rokia2:
She hasn't come across a good dick yet.

Her life will change forever when she do.

Really? U sound like who hs been tasting good dicks frm time immemorial

There is no general formula to lady's happiness, every lady hs her own unique requirements to her happiness

iamsirmichael1:
Why do folks waste time researching endless and senseless things??

With the mentality I developed recently, if you don't have money, forget about women.k

'Money'
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.....get the girls. Love is just a scam people use to console themselves

Influence does it better than money..Being a lecturer u cn bleep 1k students in 4yrs

Dawinlove:
A guy bearing same name as mine has been disturbing me for weeks now to help him with my waec result. The said person which I haven't met before but only on Facebook says he was told to ask anyone who has same name as his to help him with his waec result to make changes in his JAMB as regards his date of birth, explaining that an error was made and without the correction he wont be allowed for NYSC posting,he has NECO result but they are requesting for waec for the correction according to him.He said he does not have WAEC and needed someone with same name to assist him. I have given him series of advise but this same guy is begging and I can't release it.He even said he had no intention using my result and asked his mum to speak with me about the issue. The mistake was made during his Remedial days when applying for Jamb he said his initial date of birth on NECO was mistaken for another year and the two aren't corresponding. Please I need advise from you guys.

This is Nigeria, give him d result, consider it dt u dnt ve any WAEC result anymore..how on earth ll u give someone ur original result,, do ppl think bf they type? Wat kind f advice d u need? I feel like slapping u now.

Godsoni5728:
the long awaited weekend game is here,
see details below...

Since u re so gud at dis, y nt win all d money n leave us alone?

Y shud dt road b fixed in naija? Wen all d big big ppl dt re nt supposed to suffer (polythieftians, pastors, imams etc) all ve private jets........if u cannot follow anoda road na u sabi...The road from my place to Ibaji, both in kogi state s so bad dt during d rainy season we ve to go tru lokoja, enter Edo state then use boats to cross to Ibaji,,, spending abt 6 hrs for less than 3hrs journey

[quote author=funmisticqueen post=61796475]you do deserved to be loved by your mother, not another man's daughter cos you want somebody to share your suffering all in the name of 'prospect'. Smart ladies dont gamble abeg

Smart ladies end up with broken homes after one child, be wise

[color=#000099][/color]one lecturer wrote, 'thank God Buhari won d election, i would ve died of regret thinking Nigeria missed the opportunity of becoming like America'.

They look skinny both

I dnt think she cn do english, law mass com or theatre arts without literature...am veri sure of law n mass com in modt schools....there are a lot f other options she cn study like..pub admin, sociology, pol sci, philosophy, history,library science etc

motun2017:
you neva jam correct playboi. all these 10 signs 99 signs wont even apply. he will play 5 of una togeda!

The five girls cn all b side chicks

MrBrownJay1:
you are absolutely RIGHT in your approach, and then when she goes online denying your existence, you CAN/SHOULD warn her to be humble or else..... and if she ever fukcs your buddies (aka try to humiliate you) i see no reason for holding back and show her your wrath... but hey, different outcome for different folks. no wonder so many wives/husband are dying at the hand of their jilted spouse. let teach these deluded people to ACT RIGHT before they end up dead. exposing her may actually save her damn life, lol!

btw: if this was an ex with whom you had a great r/ship and parted amicably then i would understand walking away, but an ex who A) ceated on two of your mates and B) insults your existence on social media, them gloves are OFF!

In d first place y should i ve sex videos with ma gf? Am too civilized fr dt..nt even pictures,

MrBrownJay1:
a wh0re will remain a wh0re, whether you package her as a proper woman or even foolishly marry her. that biatch had the audacity to claim that his friends gave her some attention and thats why she cheated..... kai!!! so breaking up wasnt part of her solution, she had to humiliate the dude by sleeping with his buddies?! man that man is kind, if i was the guy, i would have expose that biatch quick!

[color=#000000]Different opinions. If my ex cheats on me i simply breakup with her n move on. Dts maturity, trying to blackmail her to what end? There should be serious penalties for blackmail, sharing someones privacy without her consent...if she were my wife i would sew her n nt coming to social media to expose her foolishly[/color]

kattytamer:
...similar to what happened in zamfara sometime last year. Govs now act like minigods, I think it was obj who rightly said they are too powerful...and mostly useless right now.

Well local govt autonomy hs reduced their power by half....d constitution hs to b amended to reduce their powers...

kattytamer:
Kogi state has a house of assembly of its own with "honourable representatives" I suppose...

The house of assembly hs been pocketed by the governor, reduced to nothing. SARS ve been stationed arround d assemble complex, once they hear of any impeach move, they come there disrupt the meeting and beat the members to pulp....dts wat happened to Makama, a member, he s stil recovering..

dvkot:
sell ur cars and solve kogi problms if u really care oloshi!

U nid to think bf u type pls. Sell his cars n pay civil servants salary like he employed them or he used all the allocations, bail out funds n paris fund...by the way re u a kogite??

Do ladies still need to knw y most men see dem as sex objects?

Even me as a guy, no matter hw beautiful or hard working u re, if u re nt educated and at the same time intelligent i cnt marry u.. Sometimes i try to make a conversation with ladies, their first two responses alone puts me off...i jst stay clear...individual differencies

Dasherz:
to an extent he's right. .. women just need to learn how to look good and wear the right clothes at the right time, apply your makeup moderately not looking like a masked clown, keep your nails tidy and short and if you do fix your nails choose the right colors that blends with your skin, keep your hair tidy and neat... this little things are necessary

and please a good bath will help biko

Men hv a complicated nature, only we men understand ourselves....men will alwqys cheat because they re cheats n there is no explanation or reason for cheating

DrGoodman:
Oga, stop the lies, South west economy depends on Ogoni oil Wells. You can continue to deceive yourselves till oil will dry up, then the north will surprise you and declare their own country as they will never allow you come chop kpomo with kilishi in the north.

Na that time ya eye go clear clear

Oga u dnt knw anything...most f u igbos ll side down in one corner f Enugu or Anambra depending on econonics textbook to analyse Nigerian economy...besides u dnt even have d oil u ll nt allow us hear word with...