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errmm bros.. just to be clear


their voo-doo helped them use ur ATM without ur password?

KingRex1:
When it comes to sex, we tend to think the more orgasms, the better. And why not? Orgasms are great. They’re a sign that
you’re having a really, really great time. But according to research,
having an orgasm every
time you have sex might
not be such a great thing –for your relationship or
your sex life. You see, if you have an orgasm every single time you have sex, you’re going to start expecting them to
always happen. This can
lead to viewing orgasms
as a sign that you’ve been
‘successful’ at sex, leading to pressure not only to
make sure you climax, but also to ensure your
partner achieves orgasm,
too. If they don’t, you can end up feeling like a failure. The resulting belief that orgasms are an essential part of sex – and that if you don’t achieve one, you’re doing it wrong – is called the ‘orgasm imperative’. Scientists argue that this is a very, very bad thing because of all that negative pressure. The orgasm imperative
can actually have negative effects on your
relationship, as it makes
couples likely to view sex
as a goal-driven activity.
Which it’s not, FYI. It’s something to be enjoyed. And on the sexual side, all
the expectation can make
it harder to relax and climax. Oh dear.
So, in short: relax. Try to
give each other loads of
orgasms, but don’t expect
them. And remember, most importantly, that
good sex without an
orgasm is still good sex.
Enjoy it.

...now why would I dig if I ain't looking for gold

(-_-) yet another love bullshit

..hey op am thirsty, I feel I should drink water; what do you think? :\


is it just me or is it becoming a norm for people to ask really stupid annoying rhetorical questions on here



young people should focus more energy on asking useful questions like

"what can I do to escape poverty forever?"

oh well..

we shouldn't worry about the size of her breasts and buttocks


... but I don't want to be a cheat while am married


I would love to be satisfied with my wife


and how can I do that if she looks like Dija

am so confused

are we talking about having sex with your nice bu.tts in the air (doggy)

or is this yet another post about female empowerment

were retired for the night hommie..

remind us again tomorrow morning

let's see if we can help ur case

72

lol...

I've been in a somewhat similar position before..

that moment of range when it occurs to you that you've been tricked!

*Your an African, Nigerian probably
*Your 17 fvcking years old!

.. how the fvck can u be discussing marriage with God


oga go read your books

I feel your pain bruv...

Op its ur type that writes our nollywood movies..

even if u must lie to us, can't u make it a bit interesting?

at least put some brains to it

eiya, just when the witches in your village thought they had pushed you away from your destiny..

trust me.. almost every singing artiste today started out as a rapper

or at some earlier point in their musical journey thought rapping was their calling.

don't ask me how I know

I still don't know why I can't bring myself to like this lady

none really...

fact is in a lifetime, a woman goes through much more difficult ordeals than a man does



so I don't envy them at all

hahaha.. love you


..I would say some things, but then it occurred to me that u posted this under 'jokes' section

omg this fvcktard has done it again..

am not in any way surprised that he couldn't tell between 'Niger' and 'Nigeria'.. but haba, what about them flags

..atleast bros you should be able to pick out "green-white-green"



BTW, quote me and watch your scrotum swell

...where I come from(Africa), we just don't go about saying 'I love you' to women..


except on three occasions



*the day you propose
*the day u get married,
*and of course on ur golden jubilee

that is if at all y'all are still together

well she said she wants a surprise


...am still thinking what will make her more surprised
>buying her toothbrush or
> not buying anything at all

while you're feeling so accomplished with ur little encounter, you forget that you never really got to hear wat she was going to say or do next..


who knows, it might be something that would be of help..

I also heard that book haram has been technically defeated..

but then again these are all lies

who then do we marry?..

Nigerian men?

money

same thing I'll do if she's giving him the cow girl or missionary...

dump her ass!

she likes ur posts and instead of ignoring or liking some of hers you went ahead to text her...

am certain she saw the "message" link on ur wall but rather she chose just to like ur posts..

give urself some self respect and stay off her inbox

I just want to know why u chose Love Machine of all names...

remind me again why the both of you live together when you ain't married!

if at all he will pay any bride price, a brother needs to be certain he's paying for the real deal.