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Foreign AffairsRe: South African Police Kill Striking Miners! by khukhi(f): 4:29pm On Sep 16, 2012
Sagamite: You are a person!

What the fck are you looking at my butt for?

Are you sick?
Nice ass by the way... Give this man a Bells! Lol!
PoliticsRe: US Temporarily Closes Embassy In Nigeria by khukhi(f): 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2012
As a black woman, I appreciate the fact that I was not born into a muslim family or state. The religion is much more oppressive to women undecided .
PoliticsRe: US Temporarily Closes Embassy In Nigeria by khukhi(f): 4:05pm On Sep 16, 2012
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Foreign AffairsRe: . by khukhi(f): 11:40pm On Sep 08, 2012
Wow! Thought that wasn't true till I tried it, do you have any idea why that web address leads to that site?
Foreign AffairsRe: "Chinese Have No Souls" -- The Experience Of A Ghana Man In China by khukhi(f): 9:25pm On Sep 08, 2012
I actually don't understand what kind of african person decides to go settle in Asia anyway... One guy claimed he saw an add of the beach and tropics in Malaysia and that's why he went there.I do suspect he's a yahoo boy though. Anyway, I think Nigerians in general have guts! That's all I have to say .
Foreign AffairsRe: At This Pace South African Police Will Arrest Mandela Again by khukhi(f): 9:14pm On Sep 08, 2012
panafrican: You all keep in mind out there that the same way , in every parts of Africa, african youths were looking for ways and means to kick the butts of south african gestapo during apartheid regime in the 1970s and 1980s , the way those youths are still ready to kick any uncle Tom that betrays the struggle. Make no mistake, South Africa does not only belong to you south africans, it is an african nation. And as such its domestic politics cannot ignore the views of other africans all over the world.
Panafrican forces are going to invade you if you do not stop killing Black.
Funny how the imaginary pan african forces had nothing to say or where a no show rather when innocent lives where lost in Zimbabwe or during the election violence in Kenya ... undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: "Chinese Have No Souls" -- The Experience Of A Ghana Man In China by khukhi(f): 3:09pm On Aug 10, 2012
I've heard similar stories from africans in Malaysia, Vietnam and china too.
PoliticsRe: Why Can't A Revolution Work In Nigeria? by khukhi(f): 7:21pm On Jun 17, 2012
I think its possible, only when the right candidate eventually comes along to motivate enough people to "follow" him or her into changing the future.
A motivated,passionate,smart,honest and enduring person is needed.

10 years ago, I never would've believed that America could vote for a black president.., but he convinced a lot of people with his "Yes,we can" slogan.

I can't wait for that time. smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Relationships Seminar . by khukhi(op): 10:53am On Jun 13, 2012
bennyraz: all this are theories. practicals don't turn out to be so khuki smiley smiley smiley
Yeah that's why its titled as a seminar : which is generally, a form of academic instruction, either at an academic institution or offered by a commercial or professional organization. smiley

Take the "advice" or Do not, its entirely up to u. smiley
RomanceRelationships Seminar . by khukhi(op): 10:25am On Jun 13, 2012
Relationships seminar by:- 

Dr. David Molapo and wife Dr. Mamiki Molapo

 


7 WRONG REASONS to be in a relationship


 


1.        Pressure


2.        Age


3.        Loneliness


4.        Desperation (this is dangerous coz you end up compromising your values)


5.        You are on a rescue mission


6.        You are starving for sex


7.        You do not have hunger for God


 


7 Little facts on the dating game


 


1.        Pursue God and not a man


Jesus Christ is the only one who promises to supply all your needs. You end up with the wrong man because he is saying all the right things to you.


 


2.        Don't be anxious to get married


We want to get married so badly. Have you ever asked yourself WHY DO YOU


WANT TO GET MARRIED in the first place? If you don't ask yourself this


question, you might marry the wrong person and it is going to COST you.


 


3.        Look for God's timing


If it's not God's timing, chilex!!


 


4.       Go fishing in the right pond


The rationale behind this is that, once you begin encountering problems in your    relationship (coz they will come), you can just ask the Holy Spirit to speak to him on your behalf. It's not easy. She referred us to II Corinthians 6:14 Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. For what fellowship has righteousness with lawlessness...


 


5.        Develop the qualities you seek in a mate


Write them down but cultivate them first in you.


 


6.        Cut your losses early


The sooner you find out that the person you're with lacks some of your


values,  e.g. finding out that you are not the only one he loves, CUT IT


OFF RIGHT THERE, because otherwise you will start begging him, trying to


compete and you will start opening yourself up for abuse. It doesn't get


better, it only gets worse. Not worth it!!


 


7.      Don’t try to make a relationship


Don't try to force a relationship


Don't say things like, Will you be coming to see me?


When are you coming to see me? Please come see me. It's not your place.


Don't try to buy a relationship


Don't buy a man expensive gifts.


 


10 things women want in a relationship


1.        Faithfulness


2.        Leadership


3.        Respect


4.        Family man


5.        A provider


6.        Honesty (security- that cell phone thing, I want to be free


to answer my man's phone)


When you have been found out, admit it. It's all she wants. There is one


thing we people should know, the devil cannot destroy us. The only thing


he can do is destruct us and we destroy ourselves. Guys, there is


nothing

as dangerous as AN UNDERSTANDING WOMAN (extramarital affair).


 


7.        Communication


Communicate with your woman like you used to during courtship and the


first days. Be sincere, kind, loving and straightforward like you used to be. Make love with her mind before making love with her body.


 


8.       Sense of humour


Don't be rigid man. Don't be too serious. Don't have this attitude


of: "I'm always right, I'm a man."


 


9.       Romance


Keep the spark, dine, go to movies, and go to church together.


 


10.     A Godly man


It is easy to submit under a man who fears God.


 


NB: WOMAN, NOTE ALL THESE THINGS WHILE YOU'RE DATING. RUNAWAY QUICKLY IF


THEY AREN'T THERE, BEFORE YOU COMMITT!!


 


10 things men want in a relationship (What you women should offer)


 


1.        Sexual fulfilment


 


2.       Recreational playmate


Go to things together! Even golf, if he asks. Woman, force yourself if


You don’t want. He wants to be with you. Who do you want him to go with if not you? Do not say you're tired you want to remain home, cook, etc. Go!!
 


3.       Beautiful wife


He wants a beautiful wife & not a beautiful

knife who will say things


that will kill his ego. Stop comparing him to your past boyfriends.


Don't come to him with i-calamine lotion because you know he knows


you're beautiful without it. Be that beautiful woman he met.


 


 


 


4.          Committed home-maker
You cannot always have an auntie cooking for your man.


 


5.       Men want to be admired


6.       A woman of moral virtue


7.       Sense of humour


Don't be too spiritual woman! There's time to pray and there's time to


play.


8.       Intelligent woman


Grow yourself still. Don’t stop studying because you are married, study!!. It's


not the end of things. Another thing is don't be ignorant. Know what’s happening around the world. Know about sports,


know about politics, government initiatives, business, etc. Be


engage-able in such discussions.


9.       Trustworthiness


It’s very unfair but it happens and we can't help it. men expect


second and third chances when found out and you do afford us those


chances but for you woman, it’s not easy for men to forgive and forget


just like that. You get cought, out of my house & my heart.  Klaar!!
 


10.        To be treated as a King.


 


DAY 2 (FOR MARRIED PEOPLE)


 


How do you treasure your spouse when you're faced with the night?


I Corinthians 13: Love is...


 


Think positively about your spouse (overlook the weak points & accentuate the strong ones).  Respect your spouse (in every possible way, don't impose, wait for invitation).


Enjoy your spouse (Do things together, Proverbs 5:18). Attend to your spouse's needs (Put your spouse before your family). Shield your spouse (Protect one another. Don't talk


negatively about your spouse amongst your family. If someone in your family is saying something bad about your spouse, know that they are not telling that to build but to destroy your relationship. If they care so much about it, they'd approach your spouse and correct him/her and not you. Unless s/he doesn't want to listen. Understand what your spouses' needs are. Romance (flowers, songs, dinner, movies, etc) Edify one another.


 


*        In a relationship you do not give 50/50 but 100/100.


 


*        Don't withhold because you were disappointed in your past relationships.


 


12 ways on how to communicate with a woman


(How to bring out the best in her)


 


1.        Talk to her, not at her


2.        Listen to her and care about fulfilling her needs


3.        Be sensitive and caring


4.        Be co-operative


5.        Re-assure and comfort her


6.        Keep your sexual energies invested in her (make love!!) (

FOR MARRIED PEOPLE)


7.        Stay connected and don't shut her out


8.        Compliment and appreciate her


9.        Communicate with her clearly


10.      Keep your commitments.


11.      Pay your attention to her


12.      Keep her informed.


 


Things every woman should know about a man


 


1.        Men are focused and want communication


 


2.        Men are logical; give them an agenda when you want to talk to them.


 


3.      Sometimes ladies think out loud & men misinterpret this and think we talk too much. Discuss your way of communication.


 


4.      Sometimes we blame men for being insensitive. Go slowly when


you express your feelings.


 


Anger - Watch out


 


ANGER is one letter away from DANGER


 


Proverbs 15:1 A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.


 


*        Admit it. Tell yourself that "I can never conquer anything unless I confront it"


 


*        Deal with your anger immediately


 


*        Think before you speak James 1:19-20


 


*        Seek God's guidance and control.

Jokes EtcRe: This Is A Letter To An Agony Aunt Of A Popular Magazine. by khukhi(op): 9:07pm On Jun 12, 2012
[quote author=val_dubem]is this supposed to be a joke or what? OTORO ENWEGHI NWANNE PIAGI IKE N'ALA[/quote]Ningazong'jwayela amasimba mangongongo ndini!!
CareerRe: What Has Been Your Greatest Challenge In Life? by khukhi(f): 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2012
My greatest challenge is to studying , being a good and motivating team leader,moving into an apartment and finally meeting my online boyfriend of 4 years for the 1st time in a few days smiley .

Its all so nerve wrecking . I feel that I'll always wonder what if he was the one,unless I give it a chance.

I'm crossing my fingers and praying he may be the one. smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do U Deal With Guys When They Always Ask For Yr Number by khukhi(f): 12:30am On Jun 05, 2012
Lol! I know exactly what you mean.! Its just so annoying isn't it! Well give them a fake number or say u can't take calls @ home cause u have a b.f or what ever.

I often suggest to take theirs instead just to move right along. gringrin
RomanceRe: Why Do East And Southern Girls Look So Fine - But Stink At The Same Time by khukhi(f): 12:15am On Jun 05, 2012
MsDarkSkin: He says that about all women. He only mention Jamaican girls to spite me but I shut him down before he could start.
Notice ALL the chicks he "smash" stink...makes you wonder who is the REAL funky stanky booty grin. I mean seriously, for all of your sexual escapades to involve odor, something isn't right. If he is telling the truth, well...I know some men have a fetish but...eww!

I am sure he is shooting out green or yellow discharge from his "wee wee" by now grin because healthy punany don't stink like that. Nasty fok. smiley

And as for him hating Jamos, if BITTYEND hates Jamos, I am Michael Jacksons long lost daughter.. tongue
Fo0l swear he is a Naija Yardie. grin
.Gbam.
RomanceRe: Why Do East And Southern Girls Look So Fine - But Stink At The Same Time by khukhi(f): 12:11am On Jun 05, 2012
pendo89: From Bittyend

I Have Bleeped About 100 Chics of Different Nationalities - Am I A Man LovePeddler? [/b]by bittyend(m): 1:14am On Apr 20
Sat back, and reminisced how far I have come. I remember how I used to bleep at least 2-3 gash a week. Chics used to call me the pretty faced assasin, and they never used to say no to me.. it was always bleeping on the first visit with me, and get to know them better after that.. The most shocking thing is that, I have never contracted any STD...

[b]My journey started when I was 14, and my first ever se/x was with a hooker.
I made some peez with the olders, and they ordered some high class hookers to the yard.. Mine was a busty black british chic (3rd generation whitewashed JA chic), and I bleeped her so bad; she thought I was lying when I said it was my first time.. She was amazed with my size as well, and told me not to bleep chics of my age... She fancied me after that, kept in touch, and it became a weekly thing. From there, I moved on to other regular chics.. Se/x became the best thing to me, and I became LLCOOLD (ladies love cool David). I was picky as well, I NEVER bleeped anything that wasn't attractive. I won't any ways because my thing won't get hard.

It's just funny that now that I'm ready for a relationship, good chics don't want me; only whores are attracted to me. That ish pisses me off everyday.. I'm educated; still got my looks, height,body, and facial hair; and cultured - yet I can't just get along with the good chics... Their silly games bore me sleep, and I can't be arsed to stalk a girl, trust me. ...

Phuck it, I have decided life works in a funny way, and I know if I go back to bleeping everything under the skirt again, that's when the good chics would come.. It's just the laws of this phucked up world, which means you always get what you never planned for..

Bittyend seriously you may end up hating girls so much if this is what it's all ab out.
shocked oh so I am right. SMH. People like u end up with std's for real! Watch out undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do East And Southern Girls Look So Fine - But Stink At The Same Time by khukhi(f): 12:10am On Jun 05, 2012
[quote author=Despicable-VII]..When I actually sit down and think about it..

...I cannot recall ever sleeping with a woman who did not have a odor...

..Lets be real here...how many times have you eva piped a chick and her Arrow did not stink or smell?

...If you bringing women home..and yall messing around..and she is odorless...

..Then maybe she just not into you

..Because clearly Hormones secrete bodily fluids and bodily Fluids Secrete bodily Funk.

...If you sleep with a chick and after you finish, you smell her Vajayjay..and it smells like NOTEBOOK PAPER

..Then it is something you guys are doing wrong.
[/quote]gringringrin
RomanceRe: Why Do East And Southern Girls Look So Fine - But Stink At The Same Time by khukhi(f): 12:06am On Jun 05, 2012
pendo89: From Bittyend .

Britain has to be the country with people, with the worst teeth ever known to mankind.

I'm a Briton, but them gash there have jacked up, decayed, and messed up teeth.. Sometimes you wonder what happened to all the dentists in the country..

I've beat so many girls down here, but I can count the number of girls I've kissed on one hand

Ok what the British girls do now? undecidedundecided undecided
grin he's obviously only shagging ashawo's he Can pay to be with him.

Women in general don't date him so that's where he meets all these types of chicks he creates threads about.
RomanceRe: Why Do East And Southern Girls Look So Fine - But Stink At The Same Time by khukhi(f): 11:58pm On Jun 04, 2012
[quote author=Royal-VII]Personally i must admit i am a fan of a woman's body odor...

The stronger the better, I enjoy the natural organic smell of a woman's armpits and funky crotch

Im just being real, i do not like artificial smells like perfume...

I much rather her natural organic body funk..

Stink ARmpits are a plus+

Stink Nana is a plus+

Stink Breath is a plus+

I enjoy it, life if beautiful..so are the natural smells of a woman.

I am Very Serious.
[/quote]smiley I'm stunned,,!..
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: DSTV Is Taking Nigerians For Granted! by khukhi(f): 10:56pm On Jun 04, 2012
cube63: Your father! "Rhoo asumuntu woku phendulwa lo!"

Hiv Rhoo asumuntu all your generation, can't wait to get out of here anyways... time to upgrade! Useless country! (South Africa) That is.

The only black country in Africa that are racists to blacks!
gringringrin when u leave guess how many peeps land! Good riddance to ungrateful rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 10:39pm On Jun 04, 2012
all4naija: Lol... Hypocrite of the highest order. Xenophobia is there for you people to take care of.

Indeed, there is nothing significant that exists in present day South Africa that is not the advent of the white people! Non at all!
All4Looser Whatever! You the dumbest,meanest poster on NL. Go get laid and release some of that tension dood!
I swear ... Its like SA did something to u! Did they deport u or refuse to give u assylum papers or what happened?

This is a Nigerian forum for nigerians and friends of Nigeria so get over yourself.

Seriously.
smileygringringrin
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 10:33pm On Jun 04, 2012
cesil92: Maybe because its been a very long time the whites left nigeria. Secondly because there are no whites in nigeria again, but a concentration of blacks which makes the black magic which opposses good things and civilization works well.. Just a suggestion huh?
Lol!gringringrin so they're using black magic on Nigeria! gringringrin thought I'd heard it all on NL! I beg don't say this in public oo!

The people are the ones who VOTE for a funny government and they must ACCEPT that.

Your vote is your voice . Period!
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 10:25pm On Jun 04, 2012
ROSSIKE: God knows what toilet a dunce like you was educated in to type this illiterate garbage.
gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 10:21pm On Jun 04, 2012
jessMena: because south africa is actually governed by white men..mayb a white man shud rule 9ja 4 just one year
Which white man is ruling SA?
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 10:18pm On Jun 04, 2012
safarigirl: What has black SA achieved after Mandela, Makeba and Fassie? Nothing! When the West mentions SACANs achievements on the world stage, how many blacks are mentioned? Very few! The cardiologist with the first successful heart transplant, a white SACAN. Most successful Sacan actress, Charlize Theron, is white. The most successful SA team in sports- The Springboks, is made up of a majority of whites, even in golf, another thing that SA is mentioned in, what name do I hear? Oosthuizen or so and the dude is WHITE. The only time they remember blacks is when a case of rape or HIV is brought up, why?
gringrin can't believe the ignorance of some people. Who organized the world cup.,Aliens? grin.

Envy makes you nasty grin
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f):
all4naija: Keep telling your baseless stories to the fools. I would not in my rightful mind accept any of your assertions rather statements as binding in any way to what the topic is all about.

I have checked. It is surprising you are the one who trickily points to a word I used, manipulates it and places it on capital letters to attract my attention to your comment. More like the ventriloquist would.

Stop pointing to the provision of basic facilities in those Townships as determinants of what we are discussing about here, as if they would change the mentality of people living in them.If you can not comprehend very well what my previous comment centers around then it means the social life in the squalor you seem fit the best environment for your likes in my previous comment is not far fetched.

Pointing to 3 million NIGERIAN citizens who died during the civil war only affirms my former statement to be correct of your ineptitude to see beyond simplicity. How in your clear eyes would you use a war to define a social condition of a nation comparing it to your present day country(SA)? Dude, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Whether you like it or not, South Africans are figuratively slaves to the white in their PAPA's land. Open your eyes wide and look around you. Your history and forefathers legacy are more on the backdrop of the white man's pronouncement. They(Whites) define the future and existence of that nation yet they are foreigners who came as not landowners to take over everything in the present age.

My advice to you is to organize yourself and look inward. Embrace the whites and apologize to them for taking the power of presidency from them because black South Africans can't just organize themselves like every other Africans, even worse yet would go about mouthy shits around of their fellow African blacks.
^^^ lol! grin imagine! Apologize for what? You hate africans so much! What's with the inferiourity complex? Stop taking crack I beg... Its not good for u oogringringrin all4crack smiley
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 9:48pm On Jun 04, 2012
The apartheid regime left South Africa with huge debts that were preventing real reconstruction and development. In a bizarre twist, the people who suffered at the hands of the apartheid government were expected to pay again for their pain and suffering.

The South African government had a debt of R311 billion (US1$ = R7.50) and it is growing. In the last budget, the amount the government allocated to interest payments was R39 billion or 20% of the national budget .

Added to this debt, billions of rands were owed to foreign governments, banks and other financial institutions, which had to be repaid in foreign currency. In repaying these debts, the Reserve Bank used very scarce resources. The foreign debt was R90 billion in 1997.

So my current government had to work with that. ALL OF THE PEOPLE SAYING EVERYTHING WAS LEFT FOR THE Africans is right, BUT a huge debt was part of the package.

And now its different : http://www.imf.org/external/np/sta/ir/IRProcessWeb/data/zaf/eng/curzaf.htm .
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 8:43pm On Jun 04, 2012
ypzilanti: Because while the black people in South Africa united to get rid of a wicked, evil leadership (aparthied white rulers), the black people in Nigeria are to busy with their inter tribal fights to get rid of their wicked, evil leadership (military and PDP).
That's soooooo true! We're all watching where this inter tribal fighting will end up. undecidedundecided
PoliticsRe: Why Is South Africa More Developed And Stable Than Nigeria?? by khukhi(f): 8:30pm On Jun 04, 2012
smokie: If black South Africans were lazy barely anything would have happened since 1994....now how much have we achieved since then? Obviously way more than the rest of Africa, and even some of Europe, while a black govt is in charge. We might not be perfect, and with a lot of unresolved issues but we're focused on not just building South Africa but also developing the continent, even if it means dragging it, kicking and screaming into the 21st Century.
True that! And the fact is, we have a strong opposition that keeps the government on its toes. Xenophobia will always be there as foreigners are often envied however ask your friends in southy if they get attacked on the street or if they can't go to townships don't "assume" you know what happens in SA .

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