₦airaland Forum

folabayo:
Coronavirus still de outside, we hv to maintain close distance.

I have confirm immunity. Coronavirus dey fear me. I would soon start doing shakara for you sef. You and me, no space or distance between us will be the next level

folabayo:
Jeez!!!, you b carnivorous animal ni?
No weapon fashioned against me shall succeed

It's a small bite I want to imprint on your neck, a hickey to be precise. My weapons will be fashioned for you and not against

folabayo:
Lol...,you de show urself say u sabi physics. Oya go eat

In as much as i like food, you are the only food i want right now

folabayo:
Darkness and light dont hv anything in common. You are darkness am lightness

Lightness + Darkness = Balanced equation. Unlike poles attracts.

folabayo:
Hmmm, shey you want to b a reverend father ni?

Reverend father? No oooo. I can't let you pass me by, by becoming a reverend father

folabayo:
Enjoyment

Not really. I've become anti social.

folabayo:
Are they yahoo guys ni

Nah! Night club Dj

folabayo:
Go and sleep..., all ur mate don sleep

My mates were awake partying

It's so pathetic that headies/mouth action men will come here and say they can't do it. Who are y'all fooling?

folabayo:
Any1 can b ur neighbour, dosn't matter if we stay together or not.not married.
Actually am God's property, yea...,you are right, Baba God created me well

When will you ask for my number? Ask, don't be shy. I don't bite but only do when it's time to play rough

folabayo:
Aiit a waitress, so i won't wait.
Stop looking at ur neighbour's property, dats covetousness

First of all, we are not neighbours. Secondly, you are not my neighbours girlfriend. My neighbour no get girlfriend sef. Thirdly, are you married? If yes, ok. If no, person name never dey your properties. So looking is my right as a prospective .......... Well I also have to appreciate God for His wonderful creation.

folabayo:
Lol

Wait first, how is my looking a sin?

folabayo:
Thou brethren if ur eyes will causes you to sin, pluck it off

Ok, after five minutes I will look elsewhere but make my eyes chop belleful first

folabayo:
Yinmu.nothing de there. Commot eyes

Lol. I can't. Chai! God is wonderful. I thank God for the gift of sight ooo

folabayo:
Na camera

Which camera? See how everything set and fresh like slice bread

folabayo:
Lol, nop i dont.
I no de get flesh for hand.

Give me the whole package

folabayo:
Lol, nop i dont. I no de get flesh for hand.

See as your chubby cheeks full

folabayo:
Lol, i no get meat for body nah

Check if you have christian mother hands. Meat plenty there

folabayo:
Just say you like food
Allergic ko allergic ni.
Actually i will teleport with d food too, especially when dat efo has enough locust beans and assorted meat

Chai! you want to make me hungry again when i have already eaten. It seems your plan is to turn this 2 packs i'm managing to 1 round ball. Fola, cut meat for me na

folabayo:
Funny u.
If lion de come u go 4get food, am very certain u deed b d first to teleport

I accept but i would teleport with the food. I'm allergic to food wastage. Moreover i will need the strength to run

StacyO:
Nice try inspector.

But, as a suspect I believe I know my right.

That shape belongs to her.

BULLSEYE!
#VictoryDance. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you in my court. You don't have the right to an attorney. It's just you and me. No third party

StacyO:
Detective Fash
Where else have you seen that shape before?

I put down words in simple forms huh

Not Detective Fash, but Inspector Gadget. I use my magnifying glass to view and review every shape here. Shape is rare. There is a type of touch in the way you write.

StacyO:
She has I guess.

Lol. So clever. I'll give you that. Like i said that body shape was a give away, unique and the way you write is not common

StacyO:

Hope you have stopped frowning and squeezing your face?

StacyO:
kikikikiki
Nice try.
I age backwards. I'm not human

Yeah right, roswell

StacyO:
Nah
I'm not.

Range of 19 - 25. or either one of the two

Quality20:
why is an American girl's past disgusting u? just cos she may have been analy analysed? just b ready to continue from there, na una way b dat

Lol. You just dey make things worse for the guy. His brain go dey do overtime now

Do as I do, do as I do, do as I do eh. Do as I do, do as I do, do as I do eh. As I dey do, you dey do. As I dey move, you dey move. Do as I do, do as I do, do as I do eh.
Na the thing you dey do dey make am wan pop rosey

Lifeisnotfair:
I hope everyone is having a good day. Here's my story and I'd try to be brief as much as I can.

About four months ago I met this white girl on Instagram and since then we've been talking day in day out. I'm surprised af how quick we both connected in a very short time and to be honest I can tell that she's crazy about me and I'm as well. As a matter of fact she broke up with her ex boyfriend so she could focus on our relationship because according to her she hasn't met someone as sweet as me and I was actually cool with it since no girl has shown me such love in my entire life.

We are both in our early 20s (24 years old) and we 've both promised each other a lot, we plan on seeing for the first time in Nigeria very soon but after last night's conversation, I actually don't feel the same way I felt for her when we started talking.

She confessed to have been with 8 guys after I asked her how many guys she's dated in the past, then she said 9 and later 10 and said she has lost count of how many times she's had sexx. And oh I haven't asked her to be my girlfriend yet though but last night I was about to and after hearing all of her confessions I had to go offline and she's been begging me for forgiveness but I've been ignoring her.

I'm confused and I don't know what to do. I'm deeply in love with her and I see a future with her as well but her past disgusts me so much and I don't feel sexx with her would be something special when we finally decide to get married in the future. Should I continue to lead her on till when I get a green card and just ditch her afterwards or should I just cut ties with her now that I have the opportunity to?

Ps: She's based in America while I'm in Nigeria and for those that would say I'm not a saint, oh well I'm sorry to burst your bubble but I'm still a virgin and haven't had sex in my entire life. I'm not saying she should be a virgin but I feel like 10 guys in the past is a bit on the high side. Please NL members, I need advice on what to do. Thank you in advance.

Her body count na legion( for we are many). Your heart will tell you something and your brain will tell you something too. Choose one of them. I'm not saying you should choose your brain ooo before nairaland girls will say I led you to the wrong promised land. I no be Moses but I dey try

Firstorderwizard:
How much nairaland resident APC zombies collect ??

They collected only the rubber band to tie their slippers

folabayo:
You go still use one hand.
One after d other, only a glutton will use two hands to eat

What if a lion comes in when I'm eating and people starts running, I will use two hands to finish the food before joining them to run

folabayo:
Just one hand. You won't want to stain d other hand.

What if the ewedu, shaki and amala is so sweet that I have to lick the ten fingers. Amala in one hand, shaki and round about in the other