₦airaland Forum

BeautyO:
LGBTQ are still recruiting.. never too late to join �

What type of referral is this? Why will you tell someone that likes booby traps and curvaceous backsides to change overnight and follow hairy butts. You are wicked!

Is it that difficult for some people to close their legs. I honestly don't understand

Reference:
Expel Real, Barca and Atletico from Laliga is suicide. Other leagues to a lesser extent.

Premier League called a meeting without the big six today

Their domestic leagues will expel them too

alecx:
When two people are in a relationship, usually at the beginning they tend to ignore each other's flaws and try to present themselves as this "perfect" human to the other person.

I have been curious about knowing if people in a relationship ever let down their guards and become free with each other to the extent of not being shy about performing bodily functions like "peeing" and the likes in the presence of one another. Does it ever happen ?

We no get partner. Dash us one if you get extra

StacyO:
It is no longer stacyomolol la
It is now chronian

I'm not the girl.

StacyO, why did you mention me this morning? I'm not feeling well today. I was yesterday. Cold and flu dey. Your mention was as loud as a whisper in the wind that i had to come out of my house to check if you are outside. And yes, I no go church. I agree she's not you, you are not her, her is not you and you is not she. Give me a free pass today, tomorrow we will continue and yell “you shall not pass"

Entayali:
E sweet but na the wahala I dey so.

No shaking. No do abortion ooo. We dey your back. Na the naming rice I dey target.

Ishilove:
Brotherly, e sweet die

Chai! See wetin I dey miss. God, when will it be my own turn?

Entayali:
I just graduated last year from uni and I'm doing my service soon. I met this girl recently and she just finished her OND at a polytechnic and we started dating.

She has been having issues for some time and I went to the pharmacy to get her anti-malaria drugs but it kept on persisting so she did a test and it turned out that she is pregnant.

I'll be going to visit my parents in Asaba next week and I don't even know how I'll break the news to them... Apart from breaking the news, I'm also not financially and emotionally ready for marriage or having a child.

I need your help on what to do!

Oga Ade, no lie. Raw sweet die, abi?

chronian:
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StacyO, you are doing well

vikgreen01:
Just tell us u wanna take the role of the main girlfriend
It will also end in premium tears for u...

See story ooo what are u doing with someone with gf to know all this... I shake my head for u!!!

He should kick her to the curves, to the far left. She's a selfish, self centered leech. In this life, there is no time for nonsense

Nfora:
Internet pikin.

Somebody writes trash on the internet and internet pikins just take it as fact.

How does " how was your night "translate to" how was your sex last night?"

I beg mention instances outside Nigeria,with evidence,where "how was your night" became an issue.

Dude, this is a sentence my english teacher corrected me on while i was in secondary school and i left secondary school in early 2000s. So i don't know where this your internet pikin crap is coming from

maiquel:
I still don't know why this is counted as an insult, even though some have complained whenever I ask. ..
How is it an insult please?

It means you are asking the person how the sex you both had together was

naija4life247:
In Nigeria or in UK?

Everywhere especially with people who knows the real meaning

Earthkumy:
how was your night means how was your night.
leave sex out of it
leave our Nigeria English alone
you people should respect yourselves

Go talk am outside Nigeria na. Na judge Judy go settle your case

Hintona:
With all due respect, you have a flat head.

Hehehehe. With all due respect ma'am, you have a big forehead

Hintona:
I've been told 2 3 6 7

But you are too beautiful to be single and bitter. You are much smarter than you look

MejiLoyon:
How was your night?

Biggest insult ever

How was your night simply means how was the sex last night which is really offensive

Chai! You must really be upset to do such. Seems your ex pumped and dumped. Anyway sorry ooo. You will find another

Presence of fine, eye catching babes with succulent frontassi and backassi

Zzor:
He will cheat on you,that organ between their legs holds the key to their brains, their brain seize to function every moment their organ is going through the erection pressure.Don't be deceived

Hehehehehe...... you know us well

Jazmine007:
please I need the truth.

Just do your part. Let's not kid ourselves, if he cheats you won't know except his attitude towards you changes and he decides to call everything off. Long distance thingy isn't always cupcakes, hugs and kisses. It's extremely difficult

Do you want the truth or should we lie to you?

Orld777:
OK thanks. She is aware of the situation

How did she take the bombshell?

Truthabulabula:
zzor=Jeon Funny girl.


Stacyo=chronian Why are you using another moniker?


This is quite funny but, a true observation.

O.P thought we didn't know who she is

Beckysexy:
Wow ! Nice shape; just like mine.

No start this night ooo

Be grateful to God if your wife forgives you because it's going to be very difficult. Confession is a must , so brace up because a huge marital storm is ahead and you must do all you can to calm it. You and your wife should understand that the little girl is innocent so she must not be a victim of transferred aggression. For pulling such a stunt, I would make sure the young lady never sees or have a relationship with the daughter ever

Orld777:
Six yrs ago I left my city to a different city for a greener pasture, I left behind my wife and 2 children. I was a faithful husband to my wife and used her whenever I can everything was peaceful. Then come 2018 I have had planned to return back to my city in 2018 ending because I have had saved a lot of money to start business over there. Then the devil came to tempt me by sending me this beautiful woman till now I don't know how I gave in to her because I have vowed all my life to never cheat on my wife. But this lady won me over. We started dating and always sleep with her with condoms on to make sure that she doesn't get pregnant. But I was shocked jsut three months into the relationship, she drop a bombshell that she was pregnant, I was confused and I asked her what about all the condoms that I have been using and there's no way she could be pregnant but she insisted that I was the father. I told her I wasn't ready for the baby and I am married all I could ever do for her is to give her the money to terminated but she refused. She wanted to keep the pregnancy so I told her to keep it at her own risk because I will have nothing to do with her or the baby. I gave her the money incase she change her mind and decided to opt for the abortion she can use the money. She left my place in tears and she blocked me. I didn't know see her again till I left the city back to my city, actually I knew her house but I didn't bothered to go look for her. It has been 2 years plus since I am back with my family and I have never told my wife anything and she has never found out about my affair too. Last week I was in my office ( I am self employee) to my suprised the lady I had an affair with show up with a small girl who just look like me first time seeing her I was in tears . I was in shocked  and started wondering how did she know my office I was angry what if my wife was there but I decided to keep my cool and listen to her. She said she was attending a funeral jsut 10 mins away from my place and she begged me to watch the child for her and she will be back in an hour. I asked her about the person who gave her my office address but she didn't respond she said she will tell me when she return back. She gave me her number to call her incase of any problem. Honestly I don't know how I have accepted to watch the child for her thinking that she will be coming in a hour like she said, but she never came back. Her number was not reachable she also gave me a wrong number. I was shattered and I didn't know what to do with the child, I was at my office until 10pm trying to figure out what to do with her. At the end I have to drop her at my cleaner house where she is now. My cleaner hasn't been coming to work because she is taking care of the child and I am restless because I have no idea what to do with her. I blamed the lady for everything when I have asked her and given her the money for the abortion and why did she choose to keep the pregnancy then later to abandoned her with me when she fully know that I never wanted her in the first place. What will I tell my wife and will she forgive and accept her that easily. I love my wife and kids so I don't want to this my illegitimate child issue to break my home. Please house advixe me.

Best thing you can do for your daughter is to take her to your home ASAP because she's your flesh and blood but first sit your wife down and confess your shortcomings. Next time tuck in your dick