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Pumpumjunee2:
I am 35 chubby and single looking to meet an amazing Man
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PS: if you live in Ph better

Good luck Ma'am! Hope you find your soul mate.

Chai! See how thread just dey long. So people dey nack like this?

Onyitina:
Vagina cleanses itself. Using clean water helps alot

Cleanses itself how? Like automated?

BlackNostra:
This is the same as guys staring at other ladies in the presence of their partners.

It's actually not the same. In this picture you painted, a guy will only use eyes and brain to complete the work. In her case, she used her eyes, brain and mouth to express her innermost desire.

zagorakis:
my friend go and read your books.

After euro 2004, nobody see your brake light again

O.P give us update. I'm sick of waiting

Juliearth:
Has it occurred to you also that what you have may just be a flu or even malaria? Malaria these days manifest with flu and sometimes, the flu might trigger the enlargement of the lymph nodes. You may have tortured yourself for nothing, but I hope the lesson gained from this torture stands.

Might learn a lesson, might not. If declared disease free, might still go back to do it again. You know what they say" it's so bad but it felt so good"

UyaiIncomparabl:
You are beginning to get me creepy.

Or beginning to get you freaky

My friend be a man. Walk straight to your neighbour's apartment with your head held high. Don't just knock, bang on his door vigorously and tell him you want to enter set. I promise you, if you do that you will start sleeping peacefully without noises. ............in the hospital

After reading this, my stomach is now doing me somehow.

Ehyaa, sorry. So your asian boyfriend is not doin' again?

F*ck it by Eamon. Guys will feel a whole lot better after listening to it on replay

Chai! E don happen

extol1:
finally, De Gea don dey chop bench for man utd.
ope oooo

Like Henderson is any better? Henderson and Pickford are sharing the same umbilical cord. Overhyped nonsense

UyaiIncomparabl:
I see.

Nah. I will pass. I am very fragile.

Please don't do me like this. I promise I'll be gentle. Just one Claymore and one spear. Just one

UyaiIncomparabl:
Weird. Are you fat?

Register at the gym instead of looking for someone to wrestle with. Or, you can go to one of the motor parks and pick one of those MC Oluomo's boys and start a match.

I'm not fat. MC Oluomo's boys won't stand a chance. Except you are interested. I promise i won't use any smack

UyaiIncomparabl:
Then you aren't boring. I play video games in my spare time, too. And what's eating doing there? It's not fun. It's a necessity.

Eating is a necessity but i do eat when boredom is at its peak. If only i can practice my wrestling skills with someone

UyaiIncomparabl:
What do you do for fun?

Video games, watching wrestling, writing movie scripts, eating.

UyaiIncomparabl:
What do you mean?

You said you are boring and i'm the most boring dude in the world

UyaiIncomparabl:
I am boring, too. So, nothing.

Chai! So no show for me?

Nuttella:
I cover myself and my family in the blood of Jesus, holy ghost fire.

Your username is delicious. Had a lot as a kid

I'm certain you both enjoyed the lustful climax. Let's not kid ourselves, it will still happen again. Deep down you know the right decision to make

chronian:
I'm not in a hurry.

No one is. Without peer and family pressure, no one would rush outta singlehood

StacyO:
Some are boring as fvck. This is just to massage ego

You might be boring to someone too

StacyO:
.

I already know

chronian:
lalasticlala

Jean is the same as Jane.

chronian:
I remember trekking from my house to an unknown destination for fun.
Particularly, I'm the type that took the word ""finish what you started"" to heart.


Imagine I trekked several kilometers and going back became a problem

I began to ask questions cause, I knew I was totally lost.
People told me that going back was a waste of time and that I should simply make use of the nearest short cut.

Ever seen where a short cut was never short?

I trekked till the sun changed my color from light skinned to light black.

Funny part was that a man offered to give me a ride and I rejected. He even offered me money and I rejected.
My enemies really wanted to deal with me that very day.
Immediately I got home, people living around thought I was a stranger cause, I was already looking like a burnt offering


Had any experience? Do share

Burnt offering? What type? Boli, Roasted yam or my elder brother's 2003 totally burnt beans because of woman?

Confess and have peace of mind

ikllbrokehoes:
Lolz really? your pussy is big? goddamn

I think it's the clit she was referring to