₦airaland Forum

folabayo:
Aiit, some experience are not worth it sha

I know we use one hand to eat efo riro but I don't know if will use both hands to eat ewedu. Hope you get my point now

StacyO:
Don't want to laugh.

I'm certain you are twenty five

Truthabulabula:
That girl psychologically not balance.

Intellectually she's top notch but there's something off. Using different monikers at once

StacyO:
Any evidence?

Deep down, you know I know. So let's just cut the silly games. That body shape is a give away

StacyO:
We just got married not long ago dear.

Why do people quote themselves? Who does that?

chronian:

Stacyo is married with kids.
Her grandson is 25 years old.

This game you are playing is really interesting. Why did you deactivate cerebrocrust?

folabayo:
You don't like varieties then, are u a monk?
It's good ooo

I guess i will have to give it a second thought and experiment with varieties. You know they say variety is the spice of life. Will prolly need the experience

folabayo:
It runs in the blood

It doesn't. I'm a one soup eater

folabayo:
Look into my eyes and tell me u won't cheat

I won't ch.........ch...... Ok. I won't ch.......... ch....... Sorry I can't. Difficult to say

folabayo:
I don't know the man. May b am an alien I won't lie on sunday sha

Another lie. Keep piling them up while i keep piling the Questions up

folabayo:
I might not remember ooo, cus of short memory

That's a lie. You don't have short memory. Except you have something in common with one man we all know

folabayo:
Eeeyah..., too bad. I don't need dat either cus am a..., Can't remember sha

I hope you would remember this one on sunday too?

stinflame:
Level down to her , I feel you been too bossy and you don't relate with her often. There is a lot after school.

More wisdom is your portion jare. He should check himself first

prettyheart:
Please gimme time, give me time, I have been busy, the work is just so much, I saw your missed call Sha and I wanted to call back, bla bla bla or whatever they wish to say.... If someone was not busy at the beginning of your sweet relationship, why is he busy now?

We are busy jare. We just don't want them to feel bad

You are complaining over nothing. Ten times daily is still small sef

My brother hustle oo, make you no go dey drag sacrifice for T-junction with spirits

George of the kitchen

folabayo:
All of them

We will definitely find out on Sunday

Queenslander:
This country is in a complete state of chaos!!

When you want to leave the country, inform me so that we would carry ourselves as handbags

SweetCunt97:
So men cant see all this and remove eyes? Who do una this thing?

E no easy like that ooo. I will tell my wife that if she ever brings her sister to live with us, she should know she has married a second wife for me

folabayo:
I don't lie every last sunday of each month

I would wait for next week sunday then

1F30M4:
Na 200L embryology dah year.. With those "borrowed" GSS courses like NPC, etcetera, I still think sey na 100L I dey.. Na Prof. Udemezue(of blessed memory now) officially welcome me to 200L..

Im must come exam hall anyday wey we get im paper, infact na im dey arrange every every still invigilate.. Sooo dah day, we don dey wait for am since 2pm, we no see am.. Everybody don dey happy sey las las dah exam no go hold.. Omo naim dis man jus rush in around 5pm, wey everybody don already commot mind, im no even give us time & everywhere don dey dark small small..

We write dah exam o but we carry am over sha, after pesin don chop how many okpa sef, drink mineral ontop all the night reading, class revision abeg abeg the flesh & spirit is not willing again, lataaro both of them are tired jare.. Na for chapel my cry start, carryover yen ja mi lara je, after all my preparation, e pain me enter bone marrow.. Olowogbogboro se iyanu ni second sitting

Okpa and mineral or zobo na lifesaver for school

folabayo:
That am beautiful and intelligent and i like money too much..., big lie

Are you sure? Today is sunday ooo

BarrElChapo:
Folake gimme love ooo

Baby pana. Na she dey catch my shot ooo

PAWG:
I think Udinese and Watford are sister clubs so they can move players easily within transfer windows.

Great feat by Watford BTW

Udinese, Watford and Granada are owned by the Pozzo family

StacyO:
Lol

When I saw Big P, my mind went somewhere else.



Is that her brother??

I have no idea were your mind went to but you bad gan... No, let's accept he's her son

UyaiIncomparabl:
Phew. What a fresh breath of air. These redpillers won't let me rest. I am tired of black dicccks. Is it bad to want to change pot?

Wahala for una oh. My decision is here to stay.

What of a black guy with white dick?

Amanda4life:
WHEN I WAS CAUGHT WITH EXPO ON MY LAPS

E shock u?

Tattoo. I saw laps tire during my time in school. Girls wey dey wear jean trousers steady start to dey wear flay skirts during exam period

PrimadonnaO:
Yesterday, I read that a man and his wife had sex at the graveyard...

Not for any fetish reason... just to fulfil a fantasy.

Some years ago, I read on Joro's blog about a guy who likes to dip his finger in his babe's anus because he gets super turned on by the smell of faeces during pre-intimacy.

People do all manner of things in the art of love-making, but because those are private matters, we don't always get to hear about them.

Ah ah! Ma'am please, I just ate now

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't know how to say this, but I will nonetheless. I am tired. Nigerian men are just not worth it anymore. They are now so lazy, dependent on women and can't hold the fort in the home. Women are now taking their places. I can't take this anymore. The number of men we have on Nairaland can attest to my claim. I am tired of them. I want to go to another race that will appreciate me and my entirety. I also heard white men adore Nigerian women a lot and allow us to be free as a bird and aren't redpillers like the toxic ones we have here (Panso.phist and co).

Most importantly, I want biracial kids. I am searching for love across the diaspora now. And he must not be Nigerian/African. White or nothing. I am open to all races except Africans (Nigerian men inclusive) and Russians. The rests are gladly welcome with open arms.

At least, he won't wake me up to wash early morning plates or take me to his mother's house to wash clothes for the whole compound or call his useless friends to come and serenade me with their "our wife" mantra. Even if he no sabi fork, no wahala. I go manage am. No be prickk I come chop for this life. Post legit dating sites. No spammers.

I have albino available for you. Same color no ni

Don't be surprised if she ain't even the spec of the guys with these qualities. And it's Cristiano not Christiano