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99thEnemy:
Why (f) dey your moniker?... Abi you went bobrisky after that time?

JovialJune said she was preparing for C.S ( Caesarean Section). That should tell you her gender

UyaiIncomparabl:


I feel honoured. Send me a mail and you will know if I am the "noble satirist" or not.

This is really gettin' interesting

[quote author=UyaiIncomparabl post=100318128][/quote]Why can't I shake the feeling that you are nwa..amaikpe?

UyaiIncomparabl:
YES.

Age range between 28 and 48

Ishilove:
Mr Ogbeni give her an age range and stop being coy. Women are the ones who hide their ages because of shorter shelf life, not men. Besides, the 'Kid' in your username is not helping your ministry.

Mama, I hail ooo. I was gon' give her an age range eventually. Sometimes, I just enjoy the suspense and waiting game. The 'Kid' in my username has nothing to do with it's meaning. It's actually 'Kidd' from my all time favorite basketballer Jason Kidd. 'Darkness' comes from my complexion and my suppressed nature banging on the door of my heart screaming "let me out".

UyaiIncomparabl:
YES.

It's kind of inappropriate asking about my age. What would you say if I asked about yours?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Be specific.

Does it matter?

UyaiIncomparabl:
How old are you?

Old enough

UyaiIncomparabl:
I am searching for one, too. If you find one, let me know where you found him.

You better call my number because in a few hours time I will start doing shakara

aroundtheearth:
Mtcheew. I don't even know what to say.

If you go around the world in 80 days, then you would know what to say

AsherAmari:
Perfect match.

Hope you won't complain if I wish you the same thing?

Let your moniker speak to you

Muna4real:
Are you married? Did you create your own wife material? You can share some tips with us so that men on this forum can learn.

I'm not married. I might be the guy that will marry you, you just don't know it yet. So when you are done searching, we will have that discussion

Muna4real:
Married ladies please help.

Where can I find a husband material? No reasonable and responsible men anywhere. Where una de see these husbands sef?

Husband material scarce oooo. Create your own naaa. How many yards make i supply to you?

Kpoi, kpoi_ kpoi, kpoi. I say open the door to your heart make i enter. Kpoi, kpoi_ kpoi, kpoi. I say open the door to your heart make i say. I no fit get you out of my head.

No, I can't because I'm currently dating NO ONE

GirlsDoItBetter:
Ah no meds, but sometimes take paracetamol when it's very painful.

That is good advice about yoga, I'll check out some YouTube videos.

It's quite hard to find bras the right size unfortunately

You should see a specialist for the medication. I can't tell you to stop using bras. I really don't want you to do a surgery. What I want don't matter.

GirlsDoItBetter:
Thank you for your advice. I shall have to enquire about massage parlours. I've never been.

Are you on any medication? Try yoga for back and shoulder pain. Wearing the wrong bra size will increase the pain

GirlsDoItBetter:
Yes it's quite painful. Even simple going jogging I'm unable to do .

Try laying down with your back to the bed. Go for frequent massages. I can only imagine how jogging will cause a lot of discomfort

GirlsDoItBetter:
I think they will still be beautiful if they were smaller and my back didn't hurt so much though.

My clothes also don't fit me correctly. I just don't want them to be so prominent or hurt my back. That's all.

I heard the back problems can hurt like hell. Your health matters. Try not to reduce em' too small. Guys like something we can hold

GirlsDoItBetter:
Hi,

I'm wondering if anyone can recommend a surgeon for reduction surgery? My back pain is getting too much!

Can anyone who has had this surgery tell me their experiences?

Thank you in advance.

Reducing the good looking, eye popping and beautiful gifts God gave to you is telling Him that He did a bad job.

aroundtheearth:
Your story is either fake or y'all work for a porn0 firm because ayam not understanding where you work that all these is going on, siting on each other's laps with privates touching, na wa. No decency anywhere anymore.

Lol, auntie say the guy na porn actor

Oga, let her cherish eating with her mom. Do you know the next time she would ever eat with her mom?

Magnoliaa:
[color=magenta]So, wait, you pipu actually like the game(s) women play? I mean, assuming the lady is attracted to him and sex is the end goal... I don't know, o.

Like, she initiated the 'forwardness.' I can't wrap my head around the slooowing down or whatever y'all are telling him. I can't.

Like what actually transpired (dick and clit touching ohhh) is lesser than him touching her bum? He never said he spanked her.

He touched.[/color]

Life is more like a game. It's all fun and games. Some men don't like the games women play but me I like to play games part 1 and part 2. She's into him but she's seems like the type of girl that can pretend in public. He was forward with the butt. We don't know if he touched, spanked or grabbed because he might downplay that aspect to us. After the dick and clit play, I'm certain she thought and felt she might seem cheap to him that was why I said he was forward. Dude could have laid back, take it slow and watch it fall in his hands on a platter. Then he can spank, touch, grab or whatever he wanna do to it. Like I said, it's a game just like chess.

You don already score F for this course. Why did you spank her butt? Forwardness ain't good. The parole with the J.W was already taking off selele selele until you whizzy080 it. We are highly disappointed and will be until you make amends

If you want peace don't let siblings live with you. When see finish enters, wife will complain about husband's siblings; husband will complain about wife's siblings. Will tell my future wife that if she brings her sister to live with us, she should just know that i have married that one too

That she's in your department is even a red flag. Will even be worse if she's in your level. Cancel that option to avoid mistake by knacking because the temptation will surely come even if you are strong willed. But first of all, are you strong willed?