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Romance / Re: Women:know This You Are A Problem To Men Just That We Need You For Sex by Kiddllc: 4:12pm On Dec 17, 2020
LadyTianna:
Men, know this. You're a problem to women too, just that we need you for money lol cheesy
Lol.. fair enough
Romance / Re: Why Did God Create Ugly People, When He Knows They Can't Attract Opposite Sex by Kiddllc: 3:37pm On Dec 17, 2020
I no even understand NL again.. Every toddler now opens a thread. So now, whoever told this little fool that it takes just outward beauty attract people opposite or same gender

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Romance / Re: Dick Svcking Is Tasteless, We Do It For Love - Nigerian Lady by Kiddllc: 2:06pm On Dec 15, 2020
Kids with internet.. Does kissing body parts have any palatable taste? Or do females taste like food? Sexual excitement is different from eating a meal dumb biittch...90% of y'all can't even suck dick/ clean balls right btw. Dumb hoe

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Romance / Re: Disrespectful : My Wife's Comment 4 Days After Traditional Marriage (pic) by Kiddllc: 7:20am On Dec 14, 2020
obinna58:

Nonsense. My woman farts, we're done
Lol.. either ur just joking or ur not well in the head. For ordinary fart? You must be a virgin then undecided
Business / Re: Should I Continue With The Boutique Or I Should Opt For A Massage Centre? by Kiddllc: 3:02am On Dec 14, 2020
saajus:
Did you say N2500? That's a ridiculus price. Op said Island, not Ajegunle or Ajagbandi. If Ikoyi, Op can't charge less than N30k/hr. If other Island areas, the Op can't charge less than N15k/hr
Lol.. maybe he's talking about haircuts grin Even in agegunle I doubt anybody go massage for N2500. Except na rapist when want still collect small thing cheesy
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Tests Positive To COVID-19 by Kiddllc: 8:44pm On Dec 12, 2020
The second round of this pandemic won't be funny because a lot of us have let down our guards, places of worship and learning no dey even follow directives for safety properly and the vaccine far from us.. Some funny people still think its a scam. Its well, God help us
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Off The Bulgari Wristwatch A Man Gifted Her (Photos) by Kiddllc: 7:16am On Dec 12, 2020
Shine86:
Cuppy it's BVULGARI not BULGARI. I know because I own one,and mine is #4.8m
Ehen.. see them Aba lords Bvulgari indeed grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Off The Bulgari Wristwatch A Man Gifted Her (Photos) by Kiddllc: 7:13am On Dec 12, 2020
So this girl no fit change Billionaire's daughter with a pauper's mentality... Shame undecided
Romance / Re: When You Say A Lady Has A Loose Vagina (photos) by Kiddllc: 10:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Op dey biased.. Some pussy wide die two fists of a grown man fit enter comfortably n she still would not feel a thing. Stop trying to make women feel good at the expense of some men. It takes the skill of a seasoned gladiator to conquer such boreholes

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Romance / Re: A 19 Year Old kid Dies During Sex(photos) by Kiddllc: 6:35pm On Dec 11, 2020
I no understand.. a girl died ontop sex with sandra?
Na lesbo things

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Romance / Re: Pls As A Wife Or Girl Friend How Do You Handle A Sex Addicted Man by Kiddllc: 6:31pm On Dec 11, 2020
doraozuruonye:
Things have really falling apart, if you decide to endure it you may end up looking older than your age, please an advice is much needed here; Sometimes you get so tired and weak in the office, still you will be running home to ensure you prepare something. Then very early in morning around 4 AM you are awake to ensure you prepare the kids ready for school, clean the house and make sure you do morning work-out to look sexy and in good shape.

But too much demand for sex from the hubby is making me think am only being married for fun, it makes my immune system get weaker and weaker everyday, leave feminist out of this.
How do one handle this in other to save your marriage from outsider?
You should be able to talk to ur spouse about ways to ease the burden of house hold chores on u. A house help or relative that is less busy could help. I can't even enjoy sex with a tired partner because when ur tired ur definitely not going to participate willingly and if that's the case the sex would be one sided because its now like a routine work for u to perform. Talk to ur man no need bringing it here first

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Romance / Re: Look At 3 Places Your Woman Wants You To Touch In The Night But Won't Tell You by Kiddllc: 10:36am On Dec 11, 2020
CalliDora1:


Now you're talking.
Lol.. u dey fear the other one.. its what they're made for grin

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Romance / Re: Look At 3 Places Your Woman Wants You To Touch In The Night But Won't Tell You by Kiddllc: 10:31am On Dec 11, 2020
CalliDora1:


You need deliverance.

What I mean is.. like both of you are at the beach or some relaxation spot, of course you won't go doing all that you listed up there. So the kind of touch you'll give your man at such places is what Im talking about.

Deliverance ko reliever ni, shebi we nor go get tent for beach to enjoy. If u mean ordinary touching just hold my hands or play with my ear lobes at least u won't turn me on to boiling point or massage my shoulders, back n neck after a long day
Romance / Re: Look At 3 Places Your Woman Wants You To Touch In The Night But Won't Tell You by Kiddllc: 9:57am On Dec 11, 2020
CalliDora1:


Chineke me shocked. I'm not talking about that kind of sexual arousing touch. I'm mean like a caring tender touch. This your own don enter bedroom touch. Biko kwa.
Lol what's a caring tender touch if it doesn't arouse me... We are saying the same thing. Kiss here, touch there, stroke there.. i forgot our nipples n back of our neck too needs some light kisses too.. and there's a way u caress the base of the spine/back ( my friends younger brothers girl did this to me one time till date i no understand wetin hit me) I totally lost control of my body to the point i even thought she touched me with jazz sef.
Romance / Re: He Has A Girlfriend But Does Not Want To Let Me Go by Kiddllc: 9:46am On Dec 11, 2020
Gayatri:

What is your take please??..
Smart boy cheesy
Romance / Re: Look At 3 Places Your Woman Wants You To Touch In The Night But Won't Tell You by Kiddllc: 9:30am On Dec 11, 2020
CalliDora1:


At least, those areas he mentioned (apart from the private part) will work for most men.

True but there are other places that sends sparks instantly when u touch and kiss them Like kissing the back lightly also touching n stroking it, lollipoping, tongue kissing, face kissing..
Romance / Re: My Wife’s Unusual Moaning At Night Alerted Me That Our Neighbor Is Sleeping With by Kiddllc: 7:37am On Dec 11, 2020
…he lies, our neighbor is impotent- wife

A commercial driver identified as Kazeem Hamzat on Wednesday asked a customary court sitting in Mapo area of Ibadan, the Oyo state capital to dissolve his 21year-old marriage with his wife, Mujidat Hamzat over infidelity.

Kazeem who is the petitioner in the matter told the court that his wife has turned herself to public toilet in the his rented apartment located in Odo-oba area of Ibadan by sleeping with a bachelor living beside his room.

The father of five noted that he had caught his wife sleeping with the bachelor in many occasions, saying; “I regret marrying her.”

He said; “my lord, before now, we live together under the same roof. When I returned home from work in that fateful day, my wife approached me and said he wanted to move to a room beside our room.

“I queried the decision when we didn’t have any unresolved grudge. She gave me some excuses and I agreed with her but was very vigilant.

“One night, I woke up and started hearing sound and screaming in the room of a bachelor beside my room. I went to check my wife in her room but she wasn’t there. I alerted my neighbors but they pasuaded me to go back to my room since they refused to open the door.

“The issue also repeated itself in about five days later. At this time, she confronted me that I will kill myself if I continue intervening in her affairs.

“Before now, I only read about such incidents on newspapers but I and the victim now, in fact, my wife has turned herself to a public toilet. There is no more love between us,” he said.

Reacting to the allegations, Mujidat who is the respondent in the matter said the bachelor he was talking about is impotent, urging the court to discard all the allegations.

“No man sleeps with me since I married my husband. The man he was talking about is an impotent and cannot sleep with woman.

“All my husband said was all lies. I have nothing to do with the man.”

When the court asked how she got to know the bachelor is impotent, Mujidat said; “it was his mother that informed us that his son is impotent. My husband is a wicked man. He had put thunderbolt in my body severally. It was only God that saved me,” she said.

The president of the court, Chief Ademola Odunade who was represented by Alhaji Sulaiman Apanpa at the proceeding adjourned the matter till today, 10 December, 2020 for judgement.

Why would the mother disclose such info to u when ur not his doctor What's her business with the young man's sexual health if truly she's not fvcking him Some women sha can never be true undecided

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Romance / Re: Look At 3 Places Your Woman Wants You To Touch In The Night But Won't Tell You by Kiddllc: 7:27am On Dec 11, 2020
CalliDora1:


Ok.
Thanks. grin
For ur mind... if u are dating someone i advice u explore. because what works for Mr Green might have no impact on Mr white.
Business / Re: Should I Continue With The Boutique Or I Should Opt For A Massage Centre? by Kiddllc: 6:57am On Dec 11, 2020
Dizzyrascal:
she never mentioned the amount she had with her. I only advised based on the information I was afforded...but I understand where you are coming from
She said 2M naira

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Crime / Re: 20 Die In Deadly Clashes Between Gangs In Ogun State by Kiddllc: 8:58pm On Dec 10, 2020
Trueteller0147:
Lol. Give me your WhatsApp number let's talk one on one.
I have really been nice to u but u no want wise.. I owe u an unholy visit in that ur cut n nail phone shop for Ikeja. Maybe u might come to NL to narrate the story when I'm done with u. We will soon know who's the small boy amongst us. Just observe ur self from this very second
Music/Radio / Re: Di'ja's Single "Inyamuri" Generate Ethnic Reactions (Photos) by Kiddllc: 7:49pm On Dec 10, 2020
Na this kind thread Nairalanders dey like 13 pages in about 8 hours. She for name the song Igbo grin

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Edochie Sprays Money On Odumeje At Her Thanksgiving In His Church (Video) by Kiddllc: 7:32pm On Dec 10, 2020
Possiblegee:
Wait why everybody day spray this guy money
Probably stake holders promoting his fake ministry, creating a profile for him to work with later so that he can properly scam the bigwigs in entertainment and beyond... Its a fvcking game bro

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Crime / Re: 20 Die In Deadly Clashes Between Gangs In Ogun State by Kiddllc: 7:23pm On Dec 10, 2020
Trueteller0147:
Aye nor be cult. Na movement. Na African evolution
Shut up idiot Aye is a smelling cult filled with 90% illiterates and educated fools with no direction, purpose or mind of thier own.. You are mostly dumb idiots who are loud, dirty, empty and chicken hearted without ur crew. Can u even define the word evolution. Smelly mouth idiots grin

#saynotocultism
#cultismisforfools
Crime / Re: 20 Die In Deadly Clashes Between Gangs In Ogun State by Kiddllc: 7:17pm On Dec 10, 2020
Trueteller0147:
Lol. If me and you jam you fit follow me align dis kpoto kpoto? See this small boy oo. Who nor hear word go collect
Look at the useless worm.. Collect how? From ur talk na u be small boy. You can't even be in same room as me.. u will die prematurely. U when no dey fit fraternize with ur so called fellow ayes because u na illegal u waka. Which school u go? When u grad? I will give u the number of the national that year. U this little idiot. I no do frat again no mean say i turn weak man. Children when I make i don't even think ur up to their age group now. Bloody Internet gangster without OT. Make ur stupid neck bend where ever u are.

#saynotocultism
#cultismisforfools
Crime / Re: 20 Die In Deadly Clashes Between Gangs In Ogun State by Kiddllc: 5:55pm On Dec 10, 2020
Trueteller0147:
Lol. Mind you I am not a cultist. I just love saying the truth. Na wetin I see I talk. I nor dey side anybody
Like is said earlier u are an illegal Aye (black axx) member but u no dey run things na them say them say u dey do and u can't even sit in the circle of ur other members so u are not properly informed. You dey fear because u no get OT. You be shele man who only has the nerves to brag online. You can deny all u want.. I honestly don't give a fvck
Crime / Re: 20 Die In Deadly Clashes Between Gangs In Ogun State by Kiddllc: 5:15pm On Dec 10, 2020
Trueteller0147:
Lol. U still be pikin. You nor know anything
Hahahahaha... i enter system as i dey matric in the late 90's in the most rugged university in the south back in the days.. Successfully graduated in 2005 from same uni. When men were men where were u U when dem bam fake bamming which day for here? I remove my hands off of anything frat in 2005. Na ignorance dey worry u. Ur mates are doing well for themselves u dey roll with some smelly idiots and waste ur energy on useless things. Continue epa... Domor

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Business / Re: Should I Continue With The Boutique Or I Should Opt For A Massage Centre? by Kiddllc: 4:14pm On Dec 10, 2020
Dizzyrascal:
stick to your boutique idea while incorporating your massage center to it if possible cause i believe in diversification. try getting a space that would enable you to do both but be smart enough to start with the boutique then you can start the other one when the first business picks up
Sometimes u guys just be advising nonsense.. At least a 2-3 bedroom office space is manageable for that although it will still be tight for such venture. Do u know the cost of that for rent in Ikoyi where she's eyeing? Only rent swallow 7-10M to equip am also to standard no be beans. She should sell hairs like her mates are doing then when the big gods smile her way or after much hustle she can then get that dream going

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Business / Re: Should I Continue With The Boutique Or I Should Opt For A Massage Centre? by Kiddllc: 4:03pm On Dec 10, 2020
BaddieFreak:


Yes I am planning to hire professionals and I have #2m for startup, I don't know if that will be enough for a massage centre on the island.
I hope the rent is not inclusive here? Well with 2M you can't even start a standard boutique talk more of a massage centre on the Island if na so me for done get oil well by now.. Keep hustling or diverse into selling bone hair and the rest types. 2M no reach anywhere for that dream oo

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Romance / Re: My Real Life Experience With An Ogbanje (mermaid). Lesson Learned by Kiddllc: 3:13pm On Dec 10, 2020
Rareoil:



Omo. Wahala everywhere.
No be lie oo but we always overcome them and they become lessons for others who will hear
But sadly 80% of the people on Nl are spiritually dead and buried. They think denying or choosing not to believe will automatically make them better grin grin
Crime / Re: 20 Die In Deadly Clashes Between Gangs In Ogun State by Kiddllc: 12:15pm On Dec 10, 2020
Trueteller0147:
But viking na boy scout for Benin. Na viking and eyeh men been get fight for Benin. Men con involve conquer them well better style. Men dey war all injews for Benin once and men they always conquer them well. Ask question well before you conclude. Egede nor be moi-moi o.
Egede na smelling black shiit... look ur face for mirror n judge urself by urself. Mugu undecided

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Romance / Re: My Real Life Experience With An Ogbanje (mermaid). Lesson Learned by Kiddllc: 9:53am On Dec 10, 2020
That her not sleeping n watching over me part.. Reminds me of a girl I'm still trying to shake off completely shocked

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