₦airaland Forum

gypsey:
yea! you are at the studio on Nairaland more like you are in your pit latrine. jobless studio i guess.


Studio my butt!

I have access to my phone while I record and do my works... Get a life, lazy broke as nigga...ain't wasting my time replying you anymore

gypsey:
what are you doing on here? why are you not out there hustling? Ewu gambia!

I'm at the studio already working, your father ewu Gambia...onye nzuzu

Early monday morning, make una no go hustle...see fresh babe see fresh see fresh babe see fresh babe nyen nyen nyen

Abeg, I no dey for all these things .

Dude pointed out what was wrong with gen n his situation abi?? n he said assist him with any amount abi?? I don't see where he asked money for new gen.
Nigerian Bloggers and how they exaggerate stuffs can lead to untimely death I swear.

Hardworking lady, dis lady hustle die before she blow..the outfit looks so perfect on her

If she's her own boss, drive to d office unannounced, if u no get car, order Uber!! Go pick her n break her away from her busy day, take her to the beach or some resort, depend as ur money take reach, after getting an expensive lunch at a good restaurant, u might wanna take her to d spa, let her get all those women do overs and treatments they normally do... from there carry am go studio, Take a couple of romantic pictures together with happy faces, nd do any stuff or activity she wants to do, (Make sure u ask her what she'd like to do) The main goal is to make her feel all young again, take it back to when u were giving her formats n dating her, make her feel those young cheapskate girls have nothing on her...
On your way home, drive by the mall and GET YOUR KIDS OR KID GIFTS TOO!!! that's if you have any.
Your wife will be tempted and excited to fvck your brains out for taking out the time to treat her like dat..It's not a must you buy Iphone, Cars or expensive stuffs, quality time matters a lot to these matured women.. you're not with a student.. thank me later

shetuuuuup jooor!! They were having sex at the backyard and whoever recorded it got that close to them and filmed it abi Oya lie say na Zoom u zoom d video n u screenshot dat pic, oya lie

Chelsea : Sarriball Sarriball!! we beat dem first leg, we go rape dem, we go rape dem!!!


Manchester City

So I go Church come back now after rehearsals, I baff, dish food make I eat, I carry my phone and say make I open Nairaland and na wetin I dey see be dis, Which kain thing be dis one?? And OP u dey upload dis kain thing when u know say some of just dey eat ooo

"However, the trainings they have gone through haven’t shielded them from the trauma accompanied by love. They have cravings too and desire fulfillment; they want to date and experience love in a beautiful way.”

Abegiiii ma hear word

tollyboy5:
Na so dem dey talk

you think everyone is like u? Or u think it's every guy that goes around sleeping with every woman that pops up? No bro, some of us still know better nd we still HV taste

Omo see face!! Even if dem gimme dis one for free, I no fit shag am...How my pimpim wan take rise nah

Na wa oooo.... See wetin network dey do pesin, use glo na wahala, use Airtel xev na wahala... Nairaland xev should be able to allow someone delete a post or duplicated post

Kini logo Benz? Pata ni logo Benz....
Devil be looking at y'all like

Kini logo Benz? Pata ni logo Benz....
Devil be looking at y'all like

Kini logo Benz? Pata ni logo Benz....
Devil be looking at y'all like

Kini logo Benz? Pata ni logo Benz....
Devil be looking at y'all like

None of us are interested in u beeech, it's fine if u dnt HV goals cus they're for soccer... Real men don't watch soccer or follow soccer, real men watch football, so we don't even understand what ur talking about...
Tell me something, why are they so obsessed with taking photos while posing and showing the rear view of their butts tho?
who dem think say dem dey fool?

Guy abeg e don do nah, shey na only u dey for dis country? Na only u get enemies?? E don do abeg, allow us rest

Dem don use this shémale for juju tey tey

Rushing to participate in a show that reeks of immorality and has no single brain or strenuous task to carry out...make una continue, na for the neck una dey so, I can bet you'll count up to 100 folks there who doesn't have PVC to vote

All these stuffs that'll open a new shop for a matured woman to hustle, naim I go come pay one family because I wan marry their pikin... (Definitely sure there'll be cash payment too) after all these things, she go born Jesus Christ Awa Lord?

Over there, any small mistake you make as a guy involving women, you're toying with your life and career..some of una come siddon there dey judge my African brother and MC, Michael Blackson for telling off a teen who wanted to have sex with him

In as much as I agree to your post and believe patience is a virtue, but u can't just sit there and judge those people saying it's lack of patience that drives them into illegal stuffs... For some it's definitely greed, but for the patience stuff, for some it's the inability to hold on, humans break also, frustration. suffering and all sorts of pain breaks people a lot more than anything

chenzen:
thats not a puff adder... its simply a viper snake. olodo ! anyway we are both saying the same thing... lol thats not a puff adder... its simply a viper snake. olodo ! anyway we are both saying the same thing... lol

Puff Adder isn't a viper abi wetin u dey talk, Viper is a specie on it's own with different snakes, and that one up there is the puff adder, ur talking to one snake freak who admires n study snakes... so which one b “dats not a puff adder its a viper snake??

Gwazah:
Yes! This is Rattle snake. u can find thousands of it in my state.

Oga abeg make we hear word Naaah... Rattlesnakes ain't in Nigeria, don't you know different snakes have their regions?

Olosho dey tire to do work? how you wan take hate your workshop??

lincsnuel:
Oga no be me cut the head oo... Na the man wey kill am cut am.

Fear no even gree me near am sef

Him try, it's fine to cut the head off, but Lala no dey like snake without head, una fit burst d head but make una leave am fr d body, giving lala food with half meat is disrespectful

wait help me understand, is this suppose to be funny or legendary? is there anything savage about her reply?? How do u guys describe epic response