₦airaland Forum

Satan66:
He's not around.
Always in his clinic.
Never at home

So get your ass up and go to the clinic since it's something urgent and troubling

Chain...the money don go

Satan kill u dia!! relax and don't overreact..talk to your dad since he's a doc

I for say she do better thing but with how she take dress, she come look brainless.... Make she carry the cake wear, use am cover her Bobby

smat101:
Lols...
We don't just attract gurls ....We do a lot of work with your brains before attraction happens...more often than not you gurls think its just happening so naturally...

You understand me jare!!! No need to woo woman.... Na wits and brainwork, mind games before you know!! pishaun!! She don off pant dey shift leg for u to enter

moneypussyweed:
You will never walk alone Bro

Baba as men who value respect, I say respect goes out to you too

Cheers to em single folks, mostly to the guys and ladies who's staying away because of dramas like these.... 2020 before I consider dating anybody, for now, still growing the hustle n brand....
and I forgot to those of us that started 2018 as singles and ended 2018 as singles, big ups to you, consistency is the key.... Cheers

lefulefu:
guys wey dey follow toke markinwa,cossy and roman goddes for instagram dey try oo.for a dude to be following them means he likes wat he sees so to be forming mr advisor all comes out as hypocritical.if u no like wetin im display then its easy to unfollow.

I swear, those ones na hypocrites jare...

adeboi1:
bro pls i want u to teach me how to use mystery(step by step) to my advantage.and i also want u to help me analyse some chats.

pls i need ur WhatsApp contact

Drop ur WhatsApp number nd I'll text you

GIFTD:
Here in nairaland everyone is free to type all sorts of rubbish but it's ur duty to find out the truth. Polyvalent anti venom are common, it's only the monovalent ones that are scarce because of the cost of production specie specificity so that it is only at places where the specie abound that it's needed that u can find them

Uncle I only asked a question at first if Nigerian hospitals do didn't I?

hahn:
I was talking about privately though.

The Nigerian government don't have any service.

Yea I know you were that's why I said it could be a business idea but close to impossible in this Naija, due to d procedures and requirements.. I'm not sure the government will license anybody to have a snake farm in naija

waiting for awon “She's been used for ritual” crew

GogetterMD:
Yes, there are antivenoms in the country, though the availability is mostly restricted to high attack-prone areas such as the Plateau and Taraba plains. Availability of antivenoms is also a global issue, as it was declared a public health issue at the last World Health Assembly as one of the Neglected Tropical Diseases to be focused on

Imported anti venoms right? Cus I can bet Nigeria can't create anti venoms yet

hahn:
The only thing I got here is that snake venoms are costly. That is another business idea especially considering that Nigerian leaders are not concerned about it

Business idea maybe, you'd have to own a snake farm for start up, and doing that is one dangerous thing you don't wanna try, have different species of poisonous snakes in a building of your own (Which I'm sure you can't find one in Nigeria here, I can bet that)...
Then from your farm, you start to milk out Venoms from the fangs of those snakes, which isn't even much in quantity... another risky job, milking out venom from a live poisonous snake, though there are safety gloves to wear but anything can go wrong..
it's the whole processing and trying to create the anti venom from the venom you get that's the main issue, you'll need a multimillion dollar Lab and professionals.... woh make we no deceive ourselves Naija no get!! Some countries still import anti venoms, not to mention Naija having..

Freeze padi mi

Randy100:
What if you are chopping her kpomo, do you still need to ask her out?

my brother wetin you want to dey find again after d kpomo na

*“Blocked”*!?? Lmao, who “Unblocked ” epp before?? I blame folks who follow these so called Instagram celebrities.. Nigerian celebrities I dey follow for Instagram no reach 10..nonsense and Amaechi

Actually started out as a challenge from a friend.. I play the bass guitar, and my friend plays the bass guitar and drums.. Nigga went to this church to play, saw this beautiful lady..Approached her and wanted to get her contact, babe flatly turned him down. My friend is one kinda cocky guy, dude actually walked to the Mother of this lady at the church, socialized with her and got the lady's number from the innocent woman who just saw a servant of God and the church as being nice.
Tch! man came home and wouldn't let us hear word, talked bout how tough she was blah blah blah.. I told him I was gon break her if only I had her number, that she's just forming and I like handling her type.. man gave me the number underestimating me n said it's a challenge, if I win, then my prize is the girl.. Our 3rd friend actually laughed n warned him though..
Twas around Oct it all happened.. So I got d number, I'll send her good night n good morning texts, n just out ur secret admirer at the end of it..
Did so for a couple of weeks, meanwhile she would call and call to know who's texting, I won't pick, she'll text me and I won't reply..
Kept making her want to know who d mystery guy is, she developed interest and would text n tell me to please pick the call cus she just wanna knw who..
after a month, I texted her if she's really interested she should call my a number I was gon send. still my number, she did immediately I sent it, we spoke on phone, she politely n really wanted to know who I was n how I got her number.. I told her from a friend but skipped the challenge part, Babe was single, I just told her I admired her n it was impossible to love her when I never knew her so unlike other guys I couldn't just say stuffs like I've fallen fr u or those radarada.. she saw the nice guy in me..
swear down FAM, I didn't ask her out, we started dating, I had no idea how and we dated for 3 years before it crashed...
it's been 2 years now and Boy been single since then, relationships ain't really the big deal now, seeing how easy n cheap most ladies come now.. I take delight in using my wits trying to get a girl while she keeps running.. it makes the hunt fun

Stocking:
And why won’t the giant of Africa have anti snake venom in their hospitals?

Because even some modernized and European countries still struggle to keep up producing it, it's not an easy thing to produce...it's not as if it's produced in factories like drugs... If you know how valuable Snake anti venom is and how hard it is to produce, you'll understand why I'm asking

Still she'll get her clients....the kinda fúckery I woke up to early Monday morning

I've always wondered, in a country like this where our government hardly take anything about the people serious... In Nigeria here do we really have snakes anti-venoms?? I'm not looking to ridicule or paint out anything bad, I just need to know.
I'm that one guy who loves Nat Geo wild a lot and who loves watching documentary on Snakes and dealing with them..
Making anti venoms is very costly due to the production process.. our leaders are the I care less type... so I really don't know, are Nigerian hospitals equipped with Snake anti venoms??
Cause all I hear about mostly is being treated by one baba or the other

baby girl carry go...please look for more interstate deek to screw... Expand d exploits of ur olosho career

make she come Nigeria...na 3 days I give am, she go get suitors and toasters na she go tire..just 3 days

xendra:
there's no such thing as a broke girl only a broke guy, as there's no such thing as an ugly man so queens keep looking beautiful and let this men work to earn their place with you.

Proud Olosho looking for people to wreck...baba nla oloriburuku...

Jummyju:
your brain must be paining you

another sucker whose life is being ruined by masturbation

hahn:
I said control you say minimize. It seems you are having a boring weekend

I quote ur statement
“Control your breathing. You can only float for as long as you hold your breath so hold your breath in and breathe out slowly while on your back”..... you were saying?? breathing slowly and not normal, oga all na minimizing joor

Gaspardd:
Fùcking mòron

hehehe what a lowlife frustrated rétard

theAccountant:
Nigga, don't be self righteous preek, nobody will ever like you.

Never wanted anybody to be like, just as nobody gon be like you or others.. nd I'm d least righteous nigga I know, so ur self righteous line is misleading.. I'm sure u got offended with my comment that's why u sounded like that... my bad u took it wrongly, but I've never seen anything cool bout masturbation and I won't, and I didn't impose my personal belief concerning masturbation on you did I? I believe freedom of expression is allowed,

chai!! for Nigeria here And u dey para like this, u no even thank God say dem no remove d engine go

So now, Peter go carry cup drink garri, una go turn am to news, Paul go take picture, una go turn am to news, Jude play with kids, una turn am to news...Una no go leave Okoye family alone? shey make we dey expect update on when dem dey use toilet xev?

When you guys needed to decide who to teach masturbation, did you guys involved us? Or asked if it's a good idea?? ..... Brother mi, u don open d flood gates, let it keep flowing jare...
But wait oo, people wey dey masturbate, una mind strong oooo..... so only me go just cool down now, instead of to sex woman, I go use my hand, my male hand, hold my deek, then I go dey rub am, dey fool myself say e dey pleasurable..wait xev d thought of it right now is really disgusting..but seriously una dey mad o

hahn:
First of all I will advice you to learn how to swim because floating alone cannot save you because you can only float for so long and then you have to swim to shore.

To float

- Stay calm and don't be scared
- Control your breathing. You can only float for as long as you hold your breath so hold your breath in and breathe out slowly while on your back.

That is basically it

So basically you're saying the guy needs to minimize his breathing.... Oga OP them say make u breathe slowly oooo, no rush am nd u go float... shebi u sabi minimize your data after e don reach 200MB