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Girlfriend 100k monthly? Does she take care of my house,has she given Me Kids?? She's always praying and taking the best decisions with me? have I given her a ring??
If one of the questions gets no as an answer, then I'm sorry, I'll say to ur 100k claim

Headlesschicken:
After one good round of amateur sex n she has already gone mental,n when d boy finally walks out on her,she would then realize that dix her kitten can actually be used to make money ,n one day would join Nairaland n join her auntie's here on dix forum in singing dia chorus which says that all men r d same...

Walai oloriburuku ni bobo yi

You only promised him a kiss,
you want him to pay 200k just for a kiss??..
and you even had the confidence to go online to talk bout it...
Oloriburuku lady, She wan use yahoo format fr Nigerian Man... Baba client no take any chance, him want mekwe first...Ashawo..her client Japaa

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Wetin Nigeria dey go find for Asia.. Abeg talk another thing joor

It's not my fault you couldn't get the message in the post

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Why all these war gears.. Who them dey plan fight..

Every nation needs to make sure it has the best defense and attack options for security reasons. Plus it's kinda like an ego thing, trying to rub balls with the top men.
Just so you know, because they are advanced and have deadly weapons, some countries won't cross their lines... For example now, shey dem born Nigeria well to go attack China or South Korea??

Hahan!! so Someone can't go to another state, village or country again and come back with souvenirs ni??.... Na wah ooo. .Collecting of souvenirs don turn crime sha

Expired nyash...probably lost a guy trying to treat her right while Iceberg was treating her like a PlayStation 4 gamepad to be pressed anyhow... Suddenly she's giving advice.... Heartbreak enh, the way it turns the life of people around is always amusing

All these crazy people we call celebrity.. that's one fvcked up thing about social media. When ur in love nd u re the type who post happy moments and loved up pictures every chance you get, it will look cool until you both break up and you both look like the biggest fools the world has to offer to the devil n its minions... Press her nyash left n right, u give am ur nyash, him mekwe tire...una two come cum here dey shout toxic person n real nigga...thunder fire una dia
But Iceberg, shey d nyash no follow toxic when u dey remould am?

Dat awkward moment when After dis stunt Wizkid n Tiwa Savage recently pulled...she comes to u n be like

SHE: Baby are u aware of Wizkid n Tiwa's frndship ?? it's so cute

ME: Oh, I do, n what bout it??

SHE: "Well Babe, u do knw I'm gon have male besties n I just want u to knw ull HV to see dem as ur brothers"

ME:

Nairaland now don turn to where anybody go just go carry person pictures n start to dey upload all cus of d likes...nonsense

Hujosi:
I resemble your mate you fit insult anyhow. ? See as the pikin be for picture sef. .. You look like a thing.

Heaven knows you and I can never be age mates with how your brain operates... You probably just a shameless old guy who choose to think like a kid and expose his insanity. Don't quote me again.. Dimwit

Hujosi:
You and that kiddoiLL na only God fit punish una.. Na una type girl go mistake open leg down yet you go still turn back use style look .. Idjots.

Look at this dog, men who think like you are doomed. Look at what an adult like you posted on here, panties of women... I spit on you. Miserable piece of shit, oponu if you mention my name again, na Amadioha go strike u there...

Perverts naim full everywhere...*Spits* see those ones and their comments for up, Imagine, una go see woman nd na her pant lines una go dey look.. Tueh.... una dey mad, n nobody dey to tell una

Una dey mad?? meet her for what?? This kinda bullshit don too much for Nairaland.. She's d sister to Olori of Ife or wherever, are we supposed to start knowing the family members? is she ruling us?? Hell even Buhari's kids or family members ain't who we'll give a fvck about... suddenly everything is bout this new Olori now.. Abeg make una dey get sense

“
I saw a dark being, hairy fully grown like a man but with red coloured eyes and a face that was not human at all."
I started laughing and stopped reading when I got here, dis film sweet die

Early Sunday morning una don start with dis crap... Ooni wife dis, Ooni wife dat... rubbish

And you brought it to Nairaland here fr what purpose actually??

gistgod:
From Gistvic.com

Mayorkun And Simi were seen in new photo as they hang out together.

It seems the two singers are cooking up something fans cant wait to hear.

Fans are also reacting to the singers photo as they look like a perfect match for each other.

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/10/mayorkun-and-simi-hang-out-together.html

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Any male n female celeb way snap together una go start to shout look like perfect match fr each other..

jumpandpas:
Leaving the church is his own opinion, if the church cannot change him, he should change change his church.






Your Daddy freeze is not better afterall.





How many times have you gone to the dust bins to pick food like pigs since you want to live like animals?.


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The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. ...THINK ABOUT THIS.

Abi dis one dey mad ni?

See as una take cut am anyhow, una dey mad?? so una no get respect for Lala family member again??
Can u imagine, see how dem use cutlass spoil d snake body....
Me with my oversabi: Unku Lala those soldiers don disrespect ur siblings o, shey make I tell dem to go bury am?? Cooking no be opti........

Lala be like

Na picture of woman face you upload and u dey tag Nairaland MODs like dat.... you dey mad?

Lol... Sometimes If you ain't strong willed, you'll see Nigerian churches as a joke...but Oloriburuku ni gbogbo yin Wahlai

Liliyann:
Money on my mind!!
How to demand for money just when he is about to enter and make sure he pays before releasing!!!
A man that is on the verge of ejaculation can do anything just to release!!
Take Your pleasure where ever you find it!!
Money and only money brings satisfaction!!

Olosho...Ashawo.... in fact.. Oloshawo

Next time Jim Iyke comes out and he sees this guy that just killed him

Lol...bloody vegetarian... We send una make una focus una life on grass without meat? if we can freely murder chickens to eat without it being a problem shey na to snap with Chicken come b problem? Olosho dat wants to trend

A lady seen giving head to man, and u dey call Lala and mods.. wetin make dem come do?? beat d Lady or make dem come push dis trash go FP??

Anything to embarrass Awa country, people will do

rukoyah42:
Nigeria

Our lovely country, Na so me xev see am

Lol....and na trailer dey carry plane for Port Harcourt d other day

“Babe all I'm saying is he should've fought harder for me" A fraudulent statement made by emotionally manipulative women who don't want u to progress in life

Na my Landlady be dis anytime she carry chair sit down

Lol since Eminem na him padi, make him follow am talk since na Eminem and Dr Dre get Shady/Aftermath Records na...baba werey, him wan chop free $2 million