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The Federal Government may scrap the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) and 35 other agencies any movement from now. This is the recommendation of the Oronsaye’s Presidential committeeon the Rationalisation and Restructuring of Federal Government parastatals, commissions and agencies.
The committee said from the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) alone, four agencies, the FRSC, EFCC, ICPC, the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, have been created,thereby duplicating functions.
The committee’s Chairman, Stephen Oronsaye, while giving insight into the report in his remarks during the presentation held at the Council Chambers of the Presidential Villa, Abuja, yesterday, recommended the reduction of the existing 263 statutory agencies to 161. Oronsaye was Head of Civil Serviceof the Federation. The report was submitted to President Goodluck Jonathan.
He said in all, the committee recommended the abolition of 38 agencies, merger of 52 and reversion of 14 agencies to departments in the relevant ministries.
The committee, according to him, also recommended the management audit of 89 agencies capturing biometric features of staff as well as the discontinuation of government funding of professional bodies/councils.
In all, Oronsaye said if the committee’s report was adopted and agencies reduced in accordance with the recommendation, government would save over N862 billion between this year and 2015.
The breakdown showed that about N124.8 billion would be reduced from agencies proposed for abolition; about N100.6 billionfrom agencies proposed for mergers; about N6.6 billionn fromprofessional bodies; N489.9 billion from universities; N50.9 billion from polytechnics; N32.3 billion from colleges of education and N616 million from boards of Federal Medical Centres.
The committee described as “a fundamental breach of acceptablepractice of good public sector governance to create a new agency or institution as a response to the seeming failure or poor performance of an existing agency in order to suit political or individual interests”, aswell as “misadventure in the public sector at a great cost to government”, the setting up of FRSC to take over partially the functions already apportioned by law to the Federal Ministry of Works and the NPF as a result of seeming poor performance and/or to satisfy political and individual interests.
The committee also observed thatthe National Oil Spill Detection andResponse Agency (NOSDRA) is duplicating the function already assigned by law to the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR), noting that “besides being a clear case of latter-day overlapping functions of agencies, the continued existence of NOSDRA is tantamount to paying huge salaries to persons who do nothing, but wait for spills to occur. This is despite the fact that there is a standard operating procedure for oil companies in Nigeria to clean up oil spill whenever it occurs”.
The committee also noted that three agencies: the Universal Basic Education Commission (UBEC), the Nomadic Education Commission (NEC), and the National Commission for Mass Literacy, Adult and Non-Formal Education (NCMLA) all perform functions related to the provision of basic education.
“The question then arises as to why they continue to function as separate bodies. Our committee isof the view that the functions of all the other agencies should be taken over by UBEC as there is no economic gain in having the threebodies as separate entities”.
The panel noted that sadly, 12 years after the White Paper on theAhmed Joda Panel Report on the Review, Harmonization and Rationalization of Federal Government parastatals, institutions and agencies (2000), some parastatals and agencies, which government had decided should either be scrapped, commercialized, privatized or self-funding, were still receiving full government funding, which runs into billions of Naira.
Oronsaye, while submitting the report, regretted that “the long-standing challenges that beset the Nigerian public sector, including the parastatals, have created a “single story” of inefficiency, corruption, poor work environment, low morale, ineffectiveness, deceit and low productivity, thereby establishing a perception of a dysfunctional and unproductive public sector. The weaknesses in the “single story” have sometimes placed the Sector in a situation where it is unable to perform its legitimate functions creditably.
The committee also highlighted the case of the Nigerian broadcasting agencies (the Nigerian Television Authority (NTA), the Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) and the Voice of Nigeria (VON) which he said the committee believed focus more on structures rather than acquisition of broadcasting software.
He said the world over, countries have made efforts to manage the agencies responsible for their mass media communication by establishing and taking.

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When George Oni set out to Nanet Hotel club, Abuja, to ‘celebrate’ the return of a friend to Nigeria from the United States,little did he know that he would not come back to his family alive.
George, a showbiz promoter and proprietor of Entertainment Circle, had gone to the nightclub in company with friends on GoodFriday, but he allegedly slumped and hit his head on the floor. He was pronounced dead on arrival at the National Hospital, Abuja, where he was later rushed to.
A doctor was said to have attributed his death to cerebral hemorrhage occasioned by a cracked skull. Blood was said to have leaked into his brain leading to death.
George had planned to travel toGhana for a musical show this week, but the tragic turn of events ended that plan.
However, George’s family believed there was more to the sudden death of their son than they were told. His elder brother, Mr. Osimeme Oni, said he was not convinced by the explanations tendered by the Nanet Hotel workers and other witnesses on the circumstances that surrounded the tragedy.
Osimeme said he was sleeping when he got a call at 4.03am last Saturday from a friend to the deceased, Fred Bright, asking him to come to the National Hospital immediately.
He said, “I went with a neighbour to the hospital and met my brother’s corpse, I was dumb founded. The doctor informed us that he was broughtin dead and an examination revealed a crack in the left side ofhis head.
“He suggested a post-mortem examination which would soon be conducted.
“Bright told me that on getting to the club, he went to the bar to order for drinks, while George joined those dancing. He said he was about taking the drinks when someone tapped him on the shoulder and said that his friend (George) had slumped.”
Osimeme alleged that the matter was not reported to the police until penultimate Monday, but according to him, when policemen from Central Police Station, Federal Secretariat, visited the club, the hotel workers denied the incident.
The workers, he said, later acknowledged that the incident happened and the club bouncer, manager and George’s friends were later invited for questioning by the police.
Asked if George had any medical issues before his death, Osimeme said he was not aware of any, but described the deceased as a vibrant young manwho left banking for show business.
The Manager of the hotel, Mr. Patrick Onyiloke, however said none of his workers denied that the incident happened, adding that the hotel had made a formal report to the police about it.
He explained that George came into the hotel around 4am with his friends after they had probably made a tour of other joints where they had probably taken alcohol.
Onyiloke said,“ I was not in the club when the incident happened but what my workers told me was that George came with his friends around 4am andhe immediately started dancing with a lady when he slumped and hit his head on the floor.
“I believe he must have been to other clubs and was probably under the influence of alcohol when he came to the club. His friend, Bright, tried to lift him up but he could not, so the club bouncer assisted in lifting him and they quickly rushed him into the hospital.”
The manager said he did not lodge a report with the police immediately because nobody knew George would die, adding that the incident was subsequently reported on Easter Monday.
The FCT Police Public Relations Officer, Moshood Jimoh, said the case was under investigation, adding that the Commissioner of Police had directed that the matter be transferred to the Special Criminal Investigation Department.
“We are awaiting for the autopsyreport to know the direct cause of death”, he said

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TB JOSHUA PREDICT OR PROPHECY THAT COME MARCH OF THIS YEAR (2012) BOKO HARAM WILL BE NO MORE IN NIGERIA...TILL DATE THE BH STILL ROCKS AROUND THE NORTH...

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Na waa oooooo,so i no even be man,me wey i dey do 2-3 to my wife, wey she go dey complain, i think say i be baba nee,i dey praise myself i no no say some1 dey wey dey do 10 over 10....woman i hay u ooooo.

My sister's husband who happen to be working in a big organisation & suppose to be at work by 2:30pm was caught blue handed by my sister having sex with a senior secondary one (1) student on her matrimonial bed,while she came to pick sometin at home from where she sells food. She need ur advise ppl or NL.

Na true she dey talk me self dey sell ogi (pap) i make 1 trillion naira..everybody know now.

Advice me please...

Here we go again..protesters.

Everything scatter scatter.

850,000-91,000=759,000.na crayon we go use take solve mathematics.oya carry ruler.

Since 2-3weeks now we don't av 30mins lyt aday in my area in ilupeju,lagos.helpppppppp

What i need from him is to predict lotto number (baba ijebu) 4me.thankx

@@ gistme24...the other sojas are checking a trailer full of malu's (cows).nigeria go better soon.

Na waa oooo this oshiomole self with girls...we go soon ere belle issue now.edo state we go again.

Fuel subsidy & taking away our dreams,money,hopes...etc.

This is another way of corruption & embezzlement in dis country dis is not d way to secure a country.God help us in nigeria.thank you.

Wats ur problem with my profile, u think am like u.

Dis is wat corruption still bring back, Guys i mean people dey vexxxxxxx

Many of our so called leaders,are still doing looting transactions with the british government till this moment. The westerners are d one killing us,

87th minites 0-0, Na wa ooooo.

The hand of God we catch dem all,

We no longer talking of Billions anymore in nigeria, Zillion is wat i wait for,

GEJ this is STUPID STORY for telling us dis, we nigerians are not fools,