₦airaland Forum

Jenams: Bak in uni, she said ''u dnt av money''

And wat was ur reply?

Tweetums: can't move me..... Old

Oya give us small HINT na

omat20: BRO REALLY AM HAPPY.BUT WHY NOW? IS IT NOT BECOS HE WANTS LAGOSIANS TO VOTE FOR APC COME 2015?

Dis is what some of them dont understand bro

LaRoyalHighness: Fash for Presidency...

lol....i know that u are joking.

Chanchit: Hediot... So your SAN brain did not tell you that your successor will suffer for your wrong doings, too many mumu rulling us. Even if APC wins in 2015, the damage has already been done, PDP used it to against APC in Ekiti and Ondo, they will still use it again for campaign, the nxt thing they have to do is stop the toll gate fee... Then we can negotiate.

hehehehe....i lyk dis boy

EbirichBen: Lord Have Mercy.












Its time for Africans to Come as One.

Ehnnn!!!!....Africans shd come as wat!!....this guy dont lyk us o.

Having this feeling that dis boy(spacegoat)is doing dis tin on purpose

dotmanxp: ya. who b dis ??

Theo

iamJoy: I ws given admission wit Economics Edu. But I ws nt cleared afta payin my acceptance fee because dey wnt to move me, afta som weeks I chk nd av been moved to pure Economics b4 lecture strt.

Wow dis is one miracle hav been praying for to happen+you are nt lucky but blessed

A REAL MAN is that man who is GOD fearing,ambitious,courageous,appreciative,faithful,understanding,non-abusive,hardworking,kind,and of little pride...#my humble opinion#

SmileyEvents: I'll rather die poor than 2 stand d stigma of slapping my mum 2 get rich....can't do it! My mum over money

*yawns*in psquare's voice "na todey hee e don tay"

dotmanxp: Omole abeg open skul make guys resume. auz don tire me o.

Dotun?

For over 18 years of reading my 1,2,3.....i never realize something like dis ish.....BUT Why

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Dude please i beg of you just create a thread for dis your ish pls cuz its taking so much space here pls am just tired of being angry.

iamJoy: Hey guys! Wats wit ds connection issh, my jamb lstyr ws 201 nd I scored 58% in my putme, I met a guy who said I shud cum n pay 30k nd I refuse anoda guy says 20k i dnt even av 1k to pay 4 any1 den. I dnt drop my credential 4 any1 , I dnt kno any lecturer dia either I only pray to God. My name came out on d 1st list nd my God didn't stop dia I chose economics edu in jamb. Unilorin move me 4rm Economics Education (B.ed) to Economics (B.sc). Without knowing or given any1 my credentials. so if u av d cuttoff marks nd u dnt av d ability to pay 4 runz,just pray nd bliv in watever u serve. Unilorin stil av Merit. I fink my story ll hep nd encourage u. #bliv.

Did they switch u 4rm Eco edu to pure Economics b4 u started lectures or after ur 1st year.

And my precious DUBIA aint dere wait even Holland aint dere....i dont lyk dis oo

Common guys its a photoshop work,look very well.

colly227: I've been watching you guys since December 10, 2005

Nd seun hav'nt made u a mod

Almeria: Lizzy nursery and primary school lekki

D Agebutters

FrancisTony: WTF! Dude you can lie o. What of Futo?

Gave birth to Ansu and Ebsu kor.

Ansu is in Anambra.
Ebsu is in Ebonyi. Smh

I come dy tink weda futo no dy east again

Jhydey192: Thank God for University of Ilorin

BETTER BY FAR

There are many but let me drop dis 1 first.....Back then in ss1 dere waz dis stuborn boy i hated so much in class den,the boy waz always fond of abusing me nd d the one wey dy pain me pass be say dis boy go dy shout say my head be lyk say dy carry big tin tomato put on top toothpick....not dat his head his smaller dan mine oo,i lock up i always used to tell my best frnd dat one day me nd dat boy will fight....Den one day came wen i waz toasting 1 chick lyk dat naso dis bastard yarn dat talk again....jonny can't take it again naxo i gv dis boy one punch mehn naso d boy react sharp sharp oo dis boy gv me 3 punches in 2secs....dis boy no allow me rest o jus dy beat me anyhow nobody seperate,i tried my best too stand back dats wen d boy gave me head boot 4 my forehead d next tin i see na coco....see laff chai i start cry...........NONSO i will neva forget u neva.

My mum will be joyed if i slap her na $600m no be moi moi oo

adekayo1234: you forgot to add the agberos

Agbero ke!! Dous modafuckers gt moni oo

iamJoy: crowther! Crowther! Crowther...Ow many times did I cal u? Hmmm,shey na Ib d new academic calender dey cos e no dey unilorin e-notice 4 portal o. Ow is d holz?

I tink the boy is right cuz i saw the same news on unilorin page on facebook

abeg make una free d guy. Some have done worse.

ModoetForma: Well mine is the University of Ilorin o. As for majority of the students in naija, everybody won go unilag. By the time unilag bounce me like three times, nobody tell me sey make I change to another institution. Of all the institution on ground, I felt unilorin would be the best choice. Applied for medicine, blasted jamb, blasted post jamb but like every other student, the main obstruction is getting admission. I checked portal for weeks. All they kept on saying was "dear aspirant, you have not been offered provisional admission yet,kindly check back later. I even gave up until one day I go cafe go check my e-mail. Na hin I kon talk sey make I even check this nonsense portal sef. To my joy, I was given admission.
After every registration and every uploading and downloading, I went to the school from lagos. Was confused and moving up and down because I didn't know where UITH was. Funny me, I thought I could get accomodation that same day. I check time, na hin I see sey yawa don gas. I'm that kind of person that makes friends easily and I saw one guy, talked to him, made friends with him and GBAM, he allowed me to stay one night in his place. The next day, I continued my hustling as usual and then located COHS. I didn't even know who my supervisor was and busted into one lecturer's office. "This man was going to be my most hated man in that school.".........Then, the unwanted happened.............TO BE CONTINUED.

Mr man u better continue ooo....u must finish wat u started.

Rufex07: polygamy should also be allowed in the western world since it also affects human right violation. Hypocrites!

Ur head is dere jare.

OkikiOluwa1: What's killer in ya beauty?
Last Bullet
I just checked ya profile, hoping to see a girl as beautiful as a peacock but was astonished to only see a girl with chicken head wearing a 3 months old weavon!
Chai!

Dude...chicken head wearing a weavon...ah ah u are heartless....lol

eighTHREAD: how do you correct a child who skips school just to go swim in the village stream even after scolding him verbally?

Communicating with him/her wont be bad or hire a psycologist to do his/her job.#my humble opinion#.

eighTHREAD: explain

I think u shd be the one explaining how beating or abusing "BUILDS"a child.

MrRhymes101: its part of our African culture jare....it builds the children

It builds the children you say?,i dont tink so.