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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by KillerPriest: 11:15pm On Jun 27, 2017
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by KillerPriest: 10:34pm On Jun 27, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by KillerPriest: 12:33pm On Jan 28, 2017
Trapqueen77;

Kindly tell the house my phone got stolen yesterday, and that they should block the number.

When I get a new phone next week I'll send you a message here.
Romance / Re: Do You Like A Friend’s Girlfriend? – The Next Move by KillerPriest: 6:56pm On Dec 10, 2016
Sexxkillz:
It's not about morality. It's about simple commonsense a lot of you lack.

If a girl leaves your friend for you, she'll also leave you for another friend because she's not loyal. It's not about your stupid "skills". It's about her own disloyalty. I don't need to type paragraphs to make you understand that.

Are you in dumb mode? I already explained that what you speak of only applies to guys who hoped to establish a serious relationship with the girl, and guys like that come rare.

Many guys would only be involved in such trysts for the sake of getting a couple of fücks out of it, and the moment they get what they want or things go awry, they don't give a rat-arse about what the girl decides to do.

Besides, human relationship is not like math where 1 + 1 would always equals 2. Because she left her boyfriend for his friend doesn't make her disloyalty to the new guy an irreversible certainty.

It may happen that she never did like her boyfriend in the first place, or perhaps she was too young to know what she wanted for herself back when she agreed to be his girlfriend. There are many girls who broke up with their bfs and are happily married to their bf's man-friend. A quick stroll through the halls of Google would confirm this; add that with numerous testimonies of girls who have done such and stayed true to the new guy and you have a case.

So, mister; spare us the scathing blows of your ignorant pontifications. Your logic is abysmally myopic.


Use your commonsense. I'm not replying you further.

Your nous needs a facelift and I already proved that.
Romance / Re: Do You Like A Friend’s Girlfriend? – The Next Move by KillerPriest: 6:22pm On Dec 10, 2016
Sexxkillz:
Being a "player" has never been, and would never be a sensible achievement to brag about.

Get off your high horse.

I never said I would do such, I never denied that I have done such either, so there really isn't any high horse to come down from, and no one is bragging about being a player.

I merely used myself as an example to defend the guys that would screw their friend's girlfriend because you called them losers (for reasons best known to you). You obviously do not find yourself in situations as such where your friend's gf would make passes at you. If you did, you would understand better.

Do away with your over-bloated sense of morality and take a chill pill.

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Romance / Re: Do You Like A Friend’s Girlfriend? – The Next Move by KillerPriest: 5:56pm On Dec 10, 2016
Sexxkillz:
Any girl that leaves your friend for you, would also leave you for any of your friends that shows interest in her.

Read that slowly.

Only if the guy had hopes his relationship with his friend's ex-girlfriend would be of the Romeo-and-Juliet variety. I'm talking chop-and-clean mouth here.

All I need is for her to show a flicker of interest in me. After she must given the green light, the next step would be to weigh the seriousness of my friendship with the guy she's dating. If the threads binding me and her boyfriend turn out to be as gossamer as the wings of a dragonfly and if I'm in a mood to ball, then I would fück her and without feeling the faintest pinprick of compunction. And no, it doesn't make me a loser – it makes me a player.
Romance / Re: Do You Like A Friend’s Girlfriend? – The Next Move by KillerPriest: 5:34pm On Dec 10, 2016
Sexxkillz:
Losers would actually try this out.

And how does eating from the cookie jar of one's friend make one a loser? -- especially if you never made the first move, and if the guy is but a fleeting acquaintance.
Romance / Re: Do You Like A Friend’s Girlfriend? – The Next Move by KillerPriest: 5:28pm On Dec 10, 2016
Interesting piece. Did you write this yourself?

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I've been at the receiving end of quite a number of sexual overtures made by girlfriends of my supposedly male friends so I can relate to it on a personal level.

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Romance / Re: Why I Won't Marry A Lady that Can't Cook by KillerPriest: 5:16pm On Dec 10, 2016
Tallesty1:
Your're the one making idiotic comments here bro.

You also have a serious comprehensive problem.

The topic isn't about loving or hating to cook, it's about not knowing to cook at all.

Dumbo

Sly coot.

A woman that doesn't know how to cook and a woman that doesn't like to cook are one and the same in the vocabulary of every obtusely ignorant African man which you so happen to be.

And what has that got to do with anything? You avowedly, and unabashedly, said that you would bring in a baby mama after you must have employed a chef and a house-help; all because your wife is a bad cook.

If you can break your marital vows on the grounds that your spouse cannot work alchemy in the kitchen, then who's to say you wouldn't do the same if she can cook but so detests the art of cookery that she wouldn't even touch the threshold of the kitchen with a ten-foot pole?

You really are slow on the uptake. What a dullard.

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Romance / Re: Why I Won't Marry A Lady that Can't Cook by KillerPriest: 4:31pm On Dec 10, 2016
Tallesty1:
Once I get a chef and a house help then the next lady is coming in as a baby mama and will be discharged once she gives me a baby or two.

Spoilt brats.

This is an idiotic comment. What if the lady knows how to cook but doesn't like cooking? Is there some rule, some ukase in the universe, that states that a woman's duty to a man is to cook for him? Dunce!

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Family / Re: Is It Selfish Not To Adopt If You Have Been Unable To Conceive? by KillerPriest: 4:26pm On Dec 10, 2016
I cannot adopt, because no matter how hard I try, I can never love the child like I would if it were to be my flesh and blood. And it is far from being selfish. My purpose on earth is not to adopt kids.
Family / Re: What Else Should I Do To My Face. Help! by KillerPriest: 4:14pm On Dec 10, 2016
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Romance / Re: Your Worst Dating Experience by KillerPriest: 3:21pm On Dec 10, 2016
Why would anyone venture on a date without the reassurance of material cash stuffed to the hilt in his/her wallet or purse, relying solely on POS?

After Nigerian politicians, the one thing I distrust the most are machines, or should I say, “machines in Nigeria”.

You had placed your date on a knife-edge before it even began by not thinking it necessary to carry cash on you.

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I haven't had any bad dating experience; I also prefer to use the term ‘embarrasing’ for what I deduce might be your perception and definition of a bad date.

On that note, I'd say the most embarrassing dating experience I've had happened exactly three years ago on Easter Monday.

Somehow I misplaced my wallet midway into the date (it was on a beach). My wallet contained my money and credit card; my date also didn't have enough on her that could both subsidize our expenditures and take us home.

We had to walk a distance from the beach, but as fate would have it, an old secondary school cronie of mine lived around the vicinity and we didn't have to weary our feet for too long.

It was a bittersweet experience, and funnily enough, I still have a close-knit rapport with that girl. We even still make jokes about that day.

Inter alia, that experience taught me that when a girl has seen you at your worst, she either ceases to like you instantly or she loves you eternally, ditto you. The girl already had a profound liking for me prior to the date, and my blooper only enhanced my likeability—the pratfall effect.

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Family / Re: There's This Room In My House That Makes My Skin Crawl, What Could Be The Cause? by KillerPriest: 3:01pm On Dec 10, 2016
EfemenaXY:
Why do I have so many mentions on this thread? lipsrsealed

Like you don't enjoy being the cynosure of every thread. Come on, we all do.
Family / Re: What Else Should I Do To My Face. Help! by KillerPriest: 2:49pm On Dec 10, 2016
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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by KillerPriest: 6:11pm On Dec 07, 2016
naijaboiy:
My brother! grin

Na old beef o! It's not even this year it happened, but I still top her list of most hated persons.

I may have really hurt her so bad! grin[/color][/font][/i]

You said no one should take anything anyone says about them on this thread to heart. So why are you being defensive?

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Family / Re: Dear African Ladies Please Know This. by KillerPriest: 12:58am On Dec 04, 2016
This is some ignorant swill.


Please note that most of these your 'feminist' models cum mentors are actually failed marriage culprits. Your mentors now believe that men no longer deserve the love and respect of women.


Not all feminists are failed marriage culprits. Even if they are, does the onus rest solely on the woman to ensure that a marriage works out?

You might want to rid your sight from the blinkers of ignorance. And do extend that gesture to your irrational phobia for feminism as well.

All the feminists I've met are all spectacular women who both love and respect their husbands. Using the actions of a misguided few to pass judgement on all feminists is plain idïotic.


Do not scramble with your man for power. It is his from Adam.

You get to hear this ad nauseam to the extent that you cannot help but wonder if people actually used their heads, or if they just suffered brain farts all the time.

The story of Adam and Eve has its roots in the Mesopotamian creational myth and is well known – even to the Pope – to be anything but a mere work of fiction. It's nothing more, nothing less, a folklore of the Jews – just as we have the Yoruba's Oduduwa/Obatala creation jazz.

When people use the Adam/Eve story as reference point to prove man's dominance, it not only proves how stüpid they are, it beggars belief as well. Why would any thinking reed anchor in an assertion on an untenable bedtime story and still be confident that he/she is right? If this isn't foolhardiness then I don't know what it is.

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Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by KillerPriest: 2:27pm On Nov 11, 2016
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Politics / Re: "Donald Trump May Pull US From Fight Against Boko Haram In Nigeria" - Soyinka by KillerPriest: 1:11pm On Nov 11, 2016
Saintp:

who told you the hausas are the most hated tribe in Nigeria? Where did you get that from?

Bros, the truth is that tribalism and hatred is shared among all groups that make up Nigeria. Every tribe is guilty of this.

In fact, tribal division and hatred is a black thing. What is happening in Nigeria today in terms of tribalism and hate happens in Kenya, Rwanda, Uganda, SA etc unfortunately it has no cure cos that is how the black mind is wired.

Which then is the most despised tribal group?

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I do agree that Blacks are naturally regressive and are governed by the crab in a barrel mentality — if I don't succeed, my neighbour mustn't as well.

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Politics / Re: "Donald Trump May Pull US From Fight Against Boko Haram In Nigeria" - Soyinka by KillerPriest: 12:07pm On Nov 11, 2016
These ignorant lunatics heaping scorn on Soyinka must be only doing so in blind hatred, they must have been spurred by the daunting revelation that though they may toil the earth, though they may cudgel their brains, they would never be as successful as, nor ever enjoy the universal popularity which Soyinka's hardwork and literary genius conferred upon him.

Pathetic sìmpletons. If you cannot give respect to whom respect is due, but decide to anchor your commentaries on tribal divides, then you really need to shoot yourself in the head as not only are you a nuisance to yourself, you are also a nuisance to the world.

Igbo people really need to dial it down a few notches in the derogatory Afonja reference meant to provoke the ire of the Yorubas. Why not sit down to study history in order to really understand the whole Afonja story? What's with this Afonja madness anyway?

What a ragtag band of confuzzled, semi-illiterate Nimrods.

If only great Igbo men like Chinua Achebe could part the silky curtains veiling the land of the dead from human sight and see how his sons and daughters have become sons and daughters of perdition, sowing seeds of hated and tribalism and fostering division with their imprudent verbal ejacülations, I'm sure he would weep until he is whelmed in his own tears.

The Hausas are already the most hated tribes in Nigeria. The Igbos – especially the pipsqueaks among them whose mental outlook have been panel-beated by the hammers of illiteracy and bigotry – need to dim the colors of their arrogance and cheekiness born of youthful exuberance and crass ignorance, before they become the second most hated tribe.

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Romance / Re: I Prefer Older Women by KillerPriest: 11:33am On Nov 11, 2016
Amelian:

Who is feeling the nucca

Don't start daydreaming ooo
Am feeling nada

May the thunderbolts of probity jolt you out of the chasms of self-denial. cheesy

So this is how you cope with and handle those you have a crush on? You launch into a spiel of denial hoping it keeps them at bay. Interesting. grin
Romance / Re: I Prefer Older Women by KillerPriest: 8:40am On Nov 11, 2016
Amelian:


cheesy Oshe

Awwwww...she's feeling the nucca. And I thought my skills were rusty. cheesy
Romance / Re: I Prefer Older Women by KillerPriest: 8:24am On Nov 11, 2016
Amelian:

Smiles , you try . Yeah that's my pic but seriously am in my early 30s, am just blessed I look younger. I cant thank Baba God enough for my looks.. Lol cheesy
But on a serious note, I will pass on your offer.. Am not interested.. I know u are a young stud with hot blood flowing through your veins grin But nah.
Just leave me out of your adventurous imaginations.
Thank you. Byee

You look young indeed for someone in her 30s – no wonder your colleague's son was mooning over you -- he must have thought you were much younger.
You, Amelian, must be chugging the elixir of youth which keeps you semperjuvenescent. Care to share some? tongue

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I don't know about young stud and whatever in tarnation's flames you mean by ‘hot blood flowing in my veins’. lipsrsealed If by that you mean raging hormones, then you've got it wrong. I'm way past that stage.

Whenever you decide to change your mind, just remember that I'm only a PM away. Bye. cheesy

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