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Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For Late Church Attendants To Be Punished? by killjoy(op): 6:08pm On Dec 24, 2014
herald9:
Did they punish you for serving God or for serving God late?

Weren't you punished when you went to school late?

If you've chosen to serve him...Do it the right way or come follow me stay for househuh

I think the pastor was just tryna say no to African time.
omg... so ur in support of punishing latecomers in churchhuh isoryt...
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For Late Church Attendants To Be Punished? by killjoy(op): 5:30pm On Dec 24, 2014
Beesluv:
Anything happens in new generation churches
hv been attending dis church for bout a year nw. dis d first tym such is happening. I'm rili shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For Late Church Attendants To Be Punished? by killjoy(op): 5:25pm On Dec 24, 2014
herald9:
If you don't want to be disciplined...Quit going late...tongue
seriouslyhuh to serve God is nw by force?
Christianity EtcIs It Right For Late Church Attendants To Be Punished? by killjoy(op): 5:16pm On Dec 24, 2014
today is my church's carol. it started by 4pm. I came lyk 20 minutes late (traffic in Benin city is nt friendly at all) and found out dat people who wer even a minute late wer asked to stand outside as punishment for late coming. some wer angry n left. I wud hv done dsame Bt I dint want to leave d church keyboardistless on a day lyk dis. can u tolerate being chastised for late coming to d church?? for me I won't take it if such a tin repeats itself
Nairaland GeneralRe: Traffic In Benin Due To Christmas Preparation by killjoy(op): 5:00pm On Dec 23, 2014
Niwdog:
put ur own pishure first
wen u disable pishure on ur mobile device to save megabytes hw will u see d pishure i upload angry angry
CultureRe: Igue Carnival In Benin (photos) by killjoy(op): 4:56pm On Dec 23, 2014
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Traffic In Benin Due To Christmas Preparation by killjoy(op): 4:54pm On Dec 23, 2014
Niwdog:
MODIFIED

FTC

The key holders to nigeria economy are coming homes. Lagos is scanty, abuja is empty.
lagos scantyhuh pishure or....
CultureIgue Carnival In Benin (photos) by killjoy(op): 4:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
first carnival i hav witnessed in edo state

Nairaland GeneralTraffic In Benin Due To Christmas Preparation by killjoy(op): 4:36pm On Dec 23, 2014
here are a few pics i took earlier today. how is the traffic level in your state

Foreign AffairsRe: USA Shuts Down North Korea's Internet After Sony Hack by killjoy(m): 2:59pm On Dec 23, 2014
EMANY01:
There are two main weapon systems suits that (mostly western forces) try to never use unless its fir real war and against a peer state [read China,Russia]:

Cyber war tools (stuxnet,major bandwidth hacks,communication nodes and operating systems).

Electronic warfare tools (radar systems,sensor disruption,anti disruptive systems[resilient system ]anti-jamming technologies like frequency hopping and DSSS (Direct Sequence Spread Spectrum).

Not a matter of movies, even when this systems are built they try to test them as far away from human/urban areas as much as possible.Places like china lake and far up the Arctic or Antarctica places it will be hard to have spy's come looking .

The U.S. Air Force, has taken the lead in developing electronic tools for attacking and defending satellite communications, he satellites themselves, and has been training people to use these techniques. This effort involves figuring out new, or improved, ways to jam satellites. Then you keep that stuff secret, in case potential enemies have not figured this out themselves. Next, you work on ways to defeat the weapons developed. Most of this is playing around with the signals themselves. You can un-jam a jamming signal with another signal. However, a lot of trial and error is required and you want to get that done way in advance of any actual war. When you do have to use this stuff for real, you have to expect that the enemy may well have come up with some angle you missed. Thus, there will be some rapid improvisation, and you will have more time and resources for this if you have worked out ahead of time the details of disasters you have already anticipated. No one is releasing much information about this, for obvious reasons. There won't be much discussion from any government, unless there is a terrorist attack using these techniques.

http://strategypage.com/htmw/htiw/articles/20130703.aspx

http://strategypage.com/htmw/htiw/articles/20110803.aspx

http://strategypage.com/htmw/htecm/articles/20140509.aspx
guy wen i start writing script on modern warfare i may need ur help with some these
Music BusinessRe: Advise Needed by killjoy(m): 5:24pm On Dec 22, 2014
bluelover:
yes i still wanna but since seun and his supermods dont wanna answer my request what can i do?
u dont nid seun to deactivate ur acount. u can do it urself
FashionIs Having Christmas Hair Feminine Or Childish Or Both?? by killjoy(op): 5:14pm On Dec 22, 2014
“sexy mama, oya kajo mama….” Dis song was on my lips dis morning wen I saw a female colleague. Let me explain why, before now she comes to work with a rather unbecoming hairstyle but this morning, she was wearing a cute hairstyle that changed her ministry. Someone beside me then said “Jessica’s Christmas hair is fine ooo….” When I asked my guy wen he will get his Christmas haircut, he just stared at me lyk I was askin him out and burst into laughter. Christmas hair isn’t something a guy can relate to. Is it feminine or childish? Feel free to post ur own Christmas hair. Below is mine grin grin grin

PoliticsMan Draws Coat Of Arms On His Body (photos) by killjoy(op): 10:50am On Dec 22, 2014
Can You Be Patriotic Enough To Do This To Your Body?(photos).

can u love our dear naija to do this?

RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 8:20pm On Dec 20, 2014
SkinnyDude:
and they think it's funny. some will go far by pulling your shirt collar..
yeaa. dey r usually facetious bout it. it adds to d irritation
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Bornagain Christian? by killjoy(m): 7:41pm On Dec 20, 2014
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RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 6:55pm On Dec 20, 2014
victorNRceo:
See as man dey talk like woman, u no no sey na because they believe say we strong!

Prove to am say u no dey feel the pain and he go tire d babe!
it is my prayer dat a girl lyk Loveth or Omo will playfully slap u. ur testimony will change
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 6:12pm On Dec 20, 2014
Mprex:
lolss. Op sorry oh!
tnx jor
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 6:08pm On Dec 20, 2014
RaeMystix:
Hahahaha!...Op's body does really look beatable. grin grin grin; I'm even suprised, that he hasn't gotten any on his face. grin
I will start going out wit helmet n slap proof vest in case I meet a gal lyk u
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 6:05pm On Dec 20, 2014
oshe11:
dnt no abt U, d ones I gt is d painless ones, I do hit dem bak bt its also nt painful, sumtyms I jst smile...... Bt d kinda guy I am, if i seriousli warn a gal nt to do sumtin trust me she wudnt.... Kos am down to earth n playful bt dey also no wen am serious! So warn dem in a serious way!



Or wen U see any of dem, b d 1st to do d hittin n see hw dey'd react...... And nxt tym wen dey hit U, react exactli d way dey did........
nice... being d first to initiate d hitting. wud try dat. tnx
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2014
Dotwillis1:
Na dos kind ladies go use slap form tribal mark for dia pikin faces
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 3:07pm On Dec 20, 2014
Luckygurl:
I do this alot most especially when the guy in question is one I'm comfortable being around him.
These are playful jabs that's supposed to be painless, or is that they intentionally make it that way?
I don't knw if dey do it intentionally or nt. all I knw is dat d slaps I get from dis gals can giv u blisters
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 2:55pm On Dec 20, 2014
Mprex:
eiyaaa! Warn them sternly na. If they hit you again, give them a return match. Shikina
whyhuhhuh? I don prepare for who go slap me next o
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Prophet Gives 2015 Prophecies, by killjoy(m): 2:39pm On Dec 20, 2014
make I save dis page... if ur profecy no come thru, d kind swear I go swear for u pastor ehn... make I just save d page wait for 2015 February...
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 2:36pm On Dec 20, 2014
JurassicPark:
grin very true!

I don't really know the idea behind that though..

Almost all girls are guilty of this act
d tin is if u hit dem, weda jokingly dey will say ur abusing dem..."don't hit a woman, even if its wit a flower..." rubbish. I dey prepare for d gal wey go hit me next... na ubth she go do her new year
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 2:33pm On Dec 20, 2014
Mprex:
Hahahaha! Raemystix, this is a very strong onegrin


Op, maybe your body looks beatabletongue
dis aftanun beating enter well ehn, I reasted my head on a table engrossed in readin, so my back was jst spread lyk mat. d hitting pain me, I no lie. I almost slapped her
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 1:59pm On Dec 20, 2014
fejikudz:
Guy chill, the babe dey like u
OK great!!! grin. so I shud sit back n allow her format my back with slap Abi. tnx for d awesome word of advice.
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 1:54pm On Dec 20, 2014
temitemi1:
Bros u don suffer oooo grin grin grin
guy no b small tin. last Sunday was my church harvest. after suffering a number of playful slaps from dis gal, I warned her to stop n refused to tok to her thruout d harvest. as she was bout going home afta harvest, she walked up to me from behind, gave me a thunder laden slap on my back and went off giggling. I just absorbed d pain n pretended it didn't happen. its no mor getting funny at all
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 1:50pm On Dec 20, 2014
aristocrazzy:
Guy u no get joy.
Na play oo.
wot kind of play is dat? its lyk u don't undastand Hw painful d slap is. r der nt beta ways of playing? less painful ways??
RomanceWhy Are Ladies Fond Of Hitting Guy? by killjoy(op): 1:43pm On Dec 20, 2014
I just had a huge fyt with d secretary at my place of work cos of dis. y r ladiz fond of hitting guys, even though jokingly(and most tyms its painful!). some weeks back I had to twist a coworkers hand n giv her a stern warnin until she was at d brink of crying cos of her regular slapping on my back. at church its dsame tin, dis gal appears from nowhere and announces her arrival by giving me a thunderous slap on my shoulder or back or wereva is sensitive. can't a girl be around a girl she fancies without hitting him. Hw can one stop dis? d next tym dat secretary hits me, I intend to give her a spanking she will nt forget in a hurry. ladies be careful.
FamilyRe: The Manipulated Man - A Book By Esther Vilar by killjoy(m): 9:42am On Dec 20, 2014
I read dat book too. it inspired d thread , seven reasons u shud neva get married. gladly following
PhonesRe: See The Latest Bb Charger (photo) by killjoy(op): 5:12pm On Dec 19, 2014
youngemex:
[color=#990000][/color]hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......
dis charger self na 4 only diict e dey oo grin
o.b.o hw far na

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