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ragiluhivo:
Here is the trailer on YouTube.. Thank me later


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJiGkY4sOSU

men u are bad

dis is fake news, if dis was real his eyes wld hv been wide open bulging out so his tongue as a result 2 strangulation nd his neck broken, but all i see here is a staged work, u can try it out nd see 4 ur self if am lying.....

martinz1:
X is zero bro

1x is dollar while 99x is naira lol, hw dis one go fit buy valentine gift 4 my babe?

so wat is new about it, or is dis ur first time doing it?

softwerk:
I still love Daddy G.O, Daddy Oyedepo, Papa Suleiman, Daddy Kumuyi, Papa Oritsejafor, my beloved Mama Oritsejafor and Father Christmas.......

Reno Omokri, come and flog me!

apart from ur parents, u should not call a man of God or address dem as daddy, dis pastors nd church owners are mer servants of God, u dont need to use d word daddy on dem, cus wen Jesus was on earth he thought d people dat God is ur father, so y wld pastors accept the name daddy?

my fellow country people, it is not about 2baba or buhari, but I see dis as 4 NIGERIA, doesn't matter our religion or tribe, but dis movement is 4 our future, our unborn generation, I supported pmb as an igbo dat i am nd had great faith in him, but I think i was wrong 2 do so. as 4 my fellow igbos calling 4 biafra, it wld even be worse because we all are used to dis corrupt lifestyle, so lets put our differences aside nd rise 4 our right. i am not happy with d way our people are suffering, and yet dey keep blaming d past regime. so my people lets do dis 4 our children nd not 4 d celebrities asking. see yall on 6th.....

is it bad 2 use ur real look dan all dis pancake u girls put on ur face?

waiting to watch dis on nollywood, call me when d movie is out......IDGAF..

Y fly no go support shiit!

since wen did 1966 to 2017 become 60 years, ur daddy is lying o, nd dat reminds me, i can't use d word our father in the Lords prayer any more cus all dis Nigerian men of God are dragging daddy or father wit God now.

princejenks:
simple question am still ssking,can you confirm if trainees are being paid salaries/stipends and how much is it?

trainees re not paid at the moment, both only given allowances wen on official assignment, salaries wld be paid as soon as d federal government adopts dem under the ministry of interior, but for now it is still an ngo.

ularibabe:
ATTENTION: Brothers and Sisters. There is NOTHING called merge for this ok. Am part of Peace Corps of Nigeria and there is nothing like Dr. Nneji as to PCN. The formfor Peace Corps of Nigeria remains 1500 and training fees is 40k NOT 85k so don't lie to whatits real known to me and what am part of. Who is DR. Nnewi or Nneji ? I know DR. AKO. PEACE CORPS OF NIGERIA is registered by DR. AKO not Nneji. He came out because government is now showing interest. He should not cause any confussion. He is a scam

my brother go nd do some research of how ur Nigerian peace corp came about, did u know dat dr ako was once a member of nupec ie national unity and peace corp, b4 he formed his own npc, nupec based as mediators, while npc are 4 youth empowerment, and 4 d training nd registration fees are supposed to be dat amount bcus dey are still an ngo, nd not yet adopted by the federal government, so reasons why such amount is charged is 4 d running of der office as an ngo. dr nneji is commandant general of nupec, nd is currently the acting national commandant pcn, dr akor is still active nd pls stop spreading rumors if u don't have reliable info.

dat tin resemble fox 4 u na eyes, all of u na don use garri finish u na eyes, since wen tree branch become fox. 4 those dat said dey saw fox u na don dey see tins dat means grave no far from u na, nd 4 those dat didn't see it shows udgaf.

kjhova:
We are talking dicey, real life situation and you are quoting a fictionalized Hollywood blockbuster which was made with no attempt at accurate historicity. Come on, come on!

hey kid go fucck ur self

the senator is right, though the president is the commander in chief, but needs the approval of the house for any deployment of troops in foreign ground, even happened in the US led war in Iraq and Afghanistan, and also watch the movie 300 when king Leonidas wanted to wage war against its enemy, and so on. the president should respect the rule of law next and not being carried away with the power as a gcfr.

great afaas, imt, nice one wait till oga ekwenchi see ur project first. i miss afaas dept sha, 042 tinz.

this ain't peace keeping, but this is the bad side of ecowas, peace enforcement, men time is running out tick tac, reminds me of gorge bush jr,wen he was giving saddam time to leave iraq, oboy see gobe o, "saddam nd his sons have 48hrs to leave iraq". oboy no be small tin o even 4 in own house.

SUPOL:
Corked riffle? was d rifle not on safety?

dats kalashinikov 4 u, even wit d safety off nd der is no round in d chamber, if d riffle drops accidentally it corks it self, nd in most case fires nd guess wat mode of firing comes first, dat is Rapid, automatic, it wld keep firing until it empties its magazine, or a brave or fearless dude steps on it immediately. lols, dats y i pity d police men i see carrying such a weapon, nd dey re always found of corking der riffles nd leaving the safety off, bad idea.... if u are the one close to him wen d riffle drops on the floor, untill den is RIP in advance.

wit dis kind of news tell me why won't dis heartless criminals don't deserve J.J, later u all cock suckers wld come out nd start saying no to jungle justice. u guys is not everywer dat human rights can function, a criminal has no right as far as I am concerned, nd i pray i get my hands on anyone of dem, be it little baby criminal or any he wld be barbecued nd spiced for hell.

ivandragon:
Internal Army documents seen by PREMIUM TIMES have punctured claims by the Nigerian Army that it was not gearing up to deploy troops in the Gambia if President Yahya Jammeh fails to step down when his tenure expires on January 19.


This newspaper had on Thursday exclusively reported that the Army had raised a battalion to be deployed in the troubled tiny West African country if Mr. Jammeh fails to hand over to the winner of the December 1, 2016 election, Adama Barrow.


The report indicated that personnel for the Ecowas Military Intervention Group (ECOMIG) NIBATT 1 Battalion was drawn from the Army’s 19th Battalion, based in Okitipupa, Ondo State.


But hours after the story ran, the spokesperson for the Army, Sani Usman, circulated a rebuttal, claiming the report was “false in its entirety”.


Mr. Usman, a Brigadier General, also said the report was a figment of the imagination of PREMIUM TIMES.


But documents seen by this newspaper indicate the army spokesperson’s claims are untrue and misleading.
The first document is a January 10 memo by the Army’s Directorate of Training and Operations (DATOPS) informing key formations of the impending deployment in the Gambia.


In the memo, with reference number AHQ/DATOPS/G3/250/70, the Director of Peacekeeping Operations, A.A Fayemiwo, a Brigadier General, informed the Army’s 2nd Division, 81st Division, Infantry Corps Centre, Nigerian Army Armoured Corps, 707 Special Forces Brigade and the Operations Monitoring Team of the planned deployment of 19 Battalion in The Gambia.


Mr. Fayemiwo informed the recipients of his memo that officers and men nominated for the operation were proceeding to the Nigerian Army School of Infantry with effect from January 12 for counter terrorism and counter insurgency training.


He then proceeded to request the formations and units to provide troops to beef up 19 Battalion for the operation, detailing the number of personnel each of them should contribute.


The memo was also distributed to the Office of the Chief of Army Staff, the directorates of army planning and army logistics, Operation Delta Safe, the Nigerian Army School of Infantry, 4 Brigade, 9 Brigade, 19 Battalion, 133 Special Forces Battalion and 174 Battalion.


In another memo, also dated January 10, Mr. Fayemiwo requested the leadership of formations contributing troops for the operation to forward their lists of nominated personnel to his office not later than January 12.


He also informed the General Officer Commanding, 2 Division, to prepare to fill the vacuum to be created by the withdrawal of some personnel of 19 Battalion from Operation Delta Safe.


In yet another document, Mr. Fayemiwo gave a detailed breakdown of the personnel requirement for the proposed Nigerian first battalion in ECOMIG.


“PREMIUM TIMES is reluctant to publish every detail in the documents at this time,” Managing Editor, Idris Akinbajo said. “But we might be compelled to do so if the Army continues to claim that our story is false.”
The regional bloc, the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS), had on December 23, 2016 put standby military forces on alert.



The ECOWAS Commission President, Marcel de Souza, said Senegal, The Gambia’s only territorial neighbour, would lead any military operation in the country.
Other West African countries will be mandated to provide troops as well, Mr. De Souza reportedly said.
Mr. Jammeh lost the December 1 2016 Gambia presidential election to opposition candidate, Mr. Barrow.


He initially accepted defeat and congratulated Mr. Barrow but changed his mind and decided to challenge the outcome of the election.
He also vowed not to hand over to the winner as expected on January 19.


On Thursday, Mr. Jammeh said he would not step down before a Supreme Court decision on the disputed election, the BBC reported.


The President, the report said, insisted his cabinet and the National Assembly would remain in place until the Supreme Court rules on his party’s petition.
There is currently shortage of judges in the country to sit on the matter.


The case can only be heard in May if Nigeria agrees to supply judges to the Supreme Court.
West African leaders, led by President Muhammadu Buhari, the chief mediator, travelled to Gambia Friday to persuade Mr. Jammeh to accept an “honourable exit plan”.


The outcome of that meeting is unknown at this time.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/I

PM guys are pushing tins too far, nd God wld punish the idiot or mole dat leaked dis top secret information or signal out to the public, security of information must not be joked wit, infact dis really shows how unprofessional the army is in securing its vital info on troops movement nd planing, stating beef up areas, nd units where troops are drafted wit date, haba don't u know wit dis alone getting to the hands of the enemy u hv just successfully put the lives of troops in grave danger, nd can easily be victims of ambush. anyway u guys are on ur own, to me i don't give a shittt!

now who gives a shittt!

wizrose:
Popular blogger, Linda Ikeji has revealed her dream man. The 36 years old seems to have a tall dream about the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with.
She says, “I can’t marry a poor guy. Anyone with less than N500 Million in his account should please stay off me. Life has taught me a lesson and I wouldn’t want any mistake. A Porsche car, Rolls Royce, Chrysler, Range or Lamboghini are my favorites. Anyone coming in the name of marriage should take note”
She said further, “keep telling people. It’s not that men are scarce. They are not scarce. The type of men that some of us are looking for are scarce. If I want to get married next week, I can. I want a man that I can look up to. Somebody that inspires me, somebody that will push me, motivate me; somebody who has had some success in his own career. I’m inspired by successful people. I can’t wait to meet someone like Tyler Perry.”
We can only wish her luck

just look at dis one o, ur papa get dis kind money come marry ur mama? just dey der let men o purse meet u, na den ur eyes go clear. nonsense.

soldierdollar:
If you missed my last article that got me much enemies, see it here>>https://www.nairaland.com/3517058/why-think-mmm-not-helping

I will have to congratulate Mavrodi for keeping to his promise of resuming in record time. Most of all, I will congratulate him for his ever convincing way with which he radicalizes his ever vulnerable victims. Mavrodi surely needs an award in radicalism. If you wonder how he targets , entices and lures his victims, perhaps you should also wonder how Shekau lures his suicide bombers.

MMM is back. It is back, this time, to announce its death- like a dying man writing his will. MMM's latest update about it's resumption leaves a lot to be desired.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4734651_c2cvszfwiaexocw_jpeg35746151913f21e12a5c51fa1fe5786d

(How many days make 'a couple of days'?)

Unlike the robust MMM we used to know, MMM, like a drowning man, is gasping for breath and making desperate clutches on straws. From the bolded sentences above, Mavrodi knows he need not set this limit by himself. He knows with the shortage of PHers, it will take forever for all "matured" mavros to get help. But what did he do? He cleverly manufactures an explanation that "we will only pay a certain amount per day" and serves it hot to his ever loyal zombies(couldn't find a softer word). He did not stop at that, but he makes sure he clears all logical doubts from their heads by affirming that,"We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual " .

But a logical question any sane person would beg for an answer is, " By setting a limit to paybacks, does it imply he will be setting a limit to the help providers? Doesn't it sound contradictory that you set a limit to how much help is being gotten in a day but don't a set limit to how much help is being provided in a day? Who then receives the help being provided? The limited GHers?" The fact is... Mavrodi depends on nature to regulate the GH rate.

Did he stop at that? Hell no. This time, he didn't fail to disappoint his victims. He,as Omniscient one has clearly defined which participant is rich or poor by relying on the amount used to provide the help.Oh poor soul, Mavrodi called you a poor man because you provided a help of N20,000 despite working in a bank or owning a house in Ikoyi.( But then which poor man donates N20,000 to the orphanage). Luckily these "poor" people are going to be the first in the queue to receive payments.

But then Mavrodi is too wise to state which amount that classifies one as rich or poor as you will be lost in thought, pondering which category of social class you belong . He has left you in total doubts to ponder on whether the amount you provided classifies you as "rich" and thus justifies the reason why your payment is not forthcoming.

But Mavrodi has his reasons. It is easier for the "poor" to be paid as their PH amounts are relatively small as opposed to paying the few "rich" millions with what could have been used to settle the numerous "poor". This will of course mitigate the tensed atmosphere. He's a "wise" man.

But then, "The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.

Mavrodi has smoothly shifted the blames to the "rich" . To ye who used their school fees to provide a "rich" help,to ye who borrowed large sum to belong to the unfortunate rich category, to ye who sold your papa land, to ye who sold your only car, Mavrodi is telling you not to feel tragic when the days you have to wait turn to years- after all, he warned you to use that money,the one that has "spare money" written on it to PH. Like a rat that blows and bites at the same time, Mavrodi has offered the rich an anesthetics while reminding them of their "mistakes".

Mavrodi has succeeded in buying himself time with excellent excuses that only the wise and the experienced can see.

What the future portends for the scheme

*Participants waiting to be paid will have to wait a little longer as they will experience situations where the help providers become apprehensive and refuse to pay.
*Fake POP will still linger on. I'm sorry to be the carrier of this bad news. Fake POP has come to stay.
*Low turnout of new participants. MMM is dying like a candle.
*Confusion and uncertainty will kill the system but The hit and run participants will bury the system.
*More lies being dished out as updates by Mavrodi while not forgetting his popular and powerful clause of," Together, we change the world"
*Participants whose monies are stuck will be urged asked to provide another help
*Mavrodi will not forget to blame the media and the banks(when it crashes) cause it surely gives the participants orgasm.

"P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people."
I'm sorry Mavrodi, this line has become stale even though you used it to brainwash millions. Tell it to the birds!

Soldierdollar is a writer, a blogger (http://jadijadi.com), a programmer, a freelancer and an entrepreneur.

soldierdollar, GO FUCCK URSELF... if u are claiming to be wise den try and be a special adviser to president buhari. keep ur words of wisdom to ur poor soul....

dats good using one stone 2 kill 2 birds, dis wld be a good start dey shuld also let d army and police train more efcc so to make dem not 2 divert funds 4 such activities. lols but wait a minute! i still don't give a shittt!

Ahmadabd:
why is it dat we hardly appreciate tinz. Nice one presido, shame the devil.
3 ebolas to wailers
3 gbosas to FG

u no go ever get sense ever 4 dis ur life. i see u don't value human life.

another col sambo dasuki loading..... army ready to use this opportunity to embezzle funds again. live gambia alone and face ur own problems, u na never catch even one herdsman killing ur people na gambia u wan go flex muscle 4,i no even talk about boko sef. anyway who gives a shittt!

op, op, take am easy wit person pikin o, cus one day e go be ur own pikin turn. humhumhahahaha EXCELLENT!

na by force, anyway who gives a shittt!

but coming to think about this, what importance is mathematics to us in our daily lives? wit all the hype nd all d LCM, HCM, Fraction, simple intrest, sqr root, and so on, cant still find or see were it comes in, in our daily lives. wel to me it is not necessary to all but best to those that needs it.

WHO GIVES A SHIT!

hoyinmide:
my uncle want to get a owse at ilogbo buth its marked with a red colour..nd its not on d main road.o..shld he still go ahead...

X marks the spot.... demo tins ahead.