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phemybof: shut ur dirty mouth up, u nonsense guy.dey were talkin of real issue wich bad poverty devlpmnt party of PDP want to use to disorganiz INEC plan to condut fair bt not fre election n u ar sayin gari pric,hw dos it match?.lets gv oursef brain of speech

where do I know you from?

See animal dey call human 'nonsense'!
So as you mumu reach you no know say INEC na PDP? Na so ur brain dull reach? Answer me!

kavey10: hopefully the price of garri will reduce when this is introduced into the country.

omo forget na naija we dey, the prize go increase possibly.

OP, supply link abeg if no be joke!

Gerrrrrrrout hia jooor

See ur fat neck jega, abeg park well make see btter tins sir

U no talk of garri prize, na salary prize u dey talk

If I vex I fit stone dis man hot eba for face

Nonsense!!!!

Todaynatoday: h i p for the hip for the hip
p o p o for the hippopo
and t a m u s for the hippopotamus.
HIPPOPOTAMUS!

olodo, na so dem teach u

Correction;

H.I.P for the hip for hipopo, P.O.P.O.... Abeg no time joor!

Halamadrid!!!!!!!!!!

Make una follow chop eba and vegs and egufs lol!

If you wan soak garri all join!

usbcable: I like.

but using your analogy, since you are a true madridista, why have i never seen you on the galacticos thread?

never theless, nice to meet you.
and
hala madrid.

bro thnks! Sorry for that, I will join u guys soon. *hugs*

Abeg I don tyre and tube sef madam if you wana die make u die we don't give a damn cos even ur husband (wife rather) 'don't give a damn' period!

nikky341: ha ha abeg link jor

omo forget link make we watch am here joor, shey u no dey see clear ni?

Here na viewing center Ooo

nikky341: a beg link pls
hala madrid

www.nairaland.com/sport/ajax vs realmadrid

siddiq202: what if I dont like it? does it mean that I'm not a true madridista

I DON DEY SUPPORT MADRID BEFORE DEY BORN YOU SELF

bros make I hear word joor! HOW OLD ARE YOU SEF?

U fit take ur age go collect money for bank?

Old man like you

Kaka's gettin a surprise start tonight, I hope he scores.

I love him so much

babseg: wey that crocodile?

na true Ooo, I wish e go chop dat yeye govno wey enter water for onitsha dey form mc

pDude:

Laff don make me shit for bed

whaaaat? ifihearam
Abeg no tryam Ooo!

Mehn I hate these dudes, that get real life and rap confused... Don't get fuCcked up, don't get shOt, tryna claim wOt yOu nOt

BabaTony: The girl is toto and dicke, that's why?

then she should go and fucck herself

Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are a true madrid fan like dis post...

Halamadrid

Ayamatangas full dis bash Ooo abi na my eyes?

Naija (Nairaland) babes una no dey try Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Abeg make una try dey reduce those make ups ehhhn, una dey scare horse away na

I no wan marry for outside Ooo

Omo see water Ooo e be like say na flood dey rein now, abi?

Na canoe sure pass like dis abi na flying boat? But where u wan see fuel sef Omo na to turn fish be dat Ooo

but honestly eh, make hammer truth inside our brains, dis our obodo naija na so so ugly ugly places plenty pass.
Anambra, onitsha, kogi infact all the zones just look so dirty I mean wat av they(leaders)been doin since independent?

Somebody even post one yeye place wey be like cemetery from PH say na zoo...
Even lagos gaan wey dey over-rated no try at all. Small rain fall every don turn kpotorkpotor
Na only VI and IKOYI dem dey fix, abi? We wey dey for ghetto dem no send us but na we vote pass... Dagrin don tell us b4 say make we no vote but we no dey here word.

Omo I dey vex dem for kukuma let dem whiteee rule us till 1996 or even 1999 before dem collect am for dem hand dem

Omo una fall my hand Ooo...

God punish bad man!!!!!!!!!!

That's just the way they are. You just av to be patient. I guess!

@yuzedu, roft...*choked* *still laffing mao*

lion dey chop okpa?

But seriously, are you serious?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]

CHESSBOARD na #1 suspect. Hardworking @ hunting zoo animal for bushmeat.[/quote]ehen ! Ok, I go set committee to look into and prosecute him wit immediate effect

No contradictions! No wonder the nigga-bitch don't give a fhuck about females in BBA LOL

Damn! This is some 'homies over hoes shyt' mane. WTF!

Omo na wa o! shey dis na zoo abi na poo?

Abi PH hunters don use all the animals do bush meat?

Anyway, I think GEJ should be assigned to manage this zoo since he have PHD in zoology, abi?

haibe: Not all that claim to be muslims are muslims indeed just as not all christians that claim to be christians are christians


The real muslims will murder unbelievers at all cost..e.g the middle east muslims, hausas.etc but there are some muslims who do not really understand the quran and tink islam and xtianity have the same God and therefore still operate with love as the bible says, if they follow the quran wholeheartedly, they will end up jihadists and bokoharams, abdulmutallab etc.

Its the same way we have real christians and 'church goers', the real ones obey the bible wholeheartedly while the 'church goers dont'

So dont be suprised if you see only some of muslims killing unbelievers, only some can be true muslims and those true muslims cant kill the whole of unbelievers.


Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the
idolaters(unbelievers) wherever ye find them, and take them (captive),
and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But
if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due,
then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

and wat about those christians dat killed muslims in jos and even ate up they meats...? What do we call dem? Cannibalistic christians, abi?

Classicalman: You jealous niggas need to get a life. If he no enter water, they will say he is insensitive. Enter water they will say it is publicity stunt. Haba! Wetin we go do to please Nigerians sef? Abeg u guys should go and kiss a live transformer if you don't like what he did. Mshewww....

oga if u no ge beta tins to yarn make just shut ur isht down!

Ok, assuming flood affect ur zone like dat, then ur govno come hold mic enter the water dey yarn dust n tek pictures. How u for feel?

Dis govno dey mad, dey craze, dey parrra...
You enter water dey face camera, shey na werrin flood victim go chop be dat?

U for kuku swim d water so we go no say u serious barawo kawai!!!

Instead of you carry enof bags of garri... Abi u no knw say water don pass garri. Mtscheeeeeeeeewwwww!!!!

[quote author=bianca.d]the services of cleaners.gardners and supervisors are urgently needed for an outsourcing company in lagos state Niger please call 08155777779 for further information[/quote]OP abeg shey u be agaent ni, abi na help u wan render here...?

Kindly post the location of the company na....

Dis man no fit for a president Ooo

See beta match here sef...

fredoooooo: puyol break his hand .......

scores?

Abeg close dis thread, una nor get work...