₦airaland Forum

No contradictions! No wonder the nigga-bitch don't give a fhuck about females in BBA LOL

Damn! This is some 'homies over hoes shyt' mane. WTF!

Omo na wa o! shey dis na zoo abi na poo?

Abi PH hunters don use all the animals do bush meat?

Anyway, I think GEJ should be assigned to manage this zoo since he have PHD in zoology, abi?

haibe: Not all that claim to be muslims are muslims indeed just as not all christians that claim to be christians are christians


The real muslims will murder unbelievers at all cost..e.g the middle east muslims, hausas.etc but there are some muslims who do not really understand the quran and tink islam and xtianity have the same God and therefore still operate with love as the bible says, if they follow the quran wholeheartedly, they will end up jihadists and bokoharams, abdulmutallab etc.

Its the same way we have real christians and 'church goers', the real ones obey the bible wholeheartedly while the 'church goers dont'

So dont be suprised if you see only some of muslims killing unbelievers, only some can be true muslims and those true muslims cant kill the whole of unbelievers.


Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the
idolaters(unbelievers) wherever ye find them, and take them (captive),
and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But
if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due,
then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

and wat about those christians dat killed muslims in jos and even ate up they meats...? What do we call dem? Cannibalistic christians, abi?

Classicalman: You jealous niggas need to get a life. If he no enter water, they will say he is insensitive. Enter water they will say it is publicity stunt. Haba! Wetin we go do to please Nigerians sef? Abeg u guys should go and kiss a live transformer if you don't like what he did. Mshewww....

oga if u no ge beta tins to yarn make just shut ur isht down!

Ok, assuming flood affect ur zone like dat, then ur govno come hold mic enter the water dey yarn dust n tek pictures. How u for feel?

Dis govno dey mad, dey craze, dey parrra...
You enter water dey face camera, shey na werrin flood victim go chop be dat?

U for kuku swim d water so we go no say u serious barawo kawai!!!

Instead of you carry enof bags of garri... Abi u no knw say water don pass garri. Mtscheeeeeeeeewwwww!!!!

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OP abeg shey u be agaent ni, abi na help u wan render here...?

Kindly post the location of the company na....

Dis man no fit for a president Ooo

See beta match here sef...

fredoooooo: puyol break his hand .......

scores?

Abeg close dis thread, una nor get work...

SlyIg: ISLAM

PEACE

daywatcher: Good job. Ok when are they starting 4th mainland bridge?

on ur birthday fool

ollah1: Lets go boiz..barca must win this ahead of this weekend's classico. The defence is the major problem tho but no shaking

barca go chop am today, then come chop for madrid hand next week...

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Omg! Rest in peace to d deceased...

dejiswaggs: God Go Bless You and Your Family Bro!

ameeen! And you too... Thanks bro...!

All these christians and malo bombers of nigeria no dey tire?

Blasphemous-christians-made-movie... 'Innocence of islam'

Total waste of time and resources to tarnish the image of the holy prophet.

Dis one na em dem dey caLl 'ghenghen'!

The title should be 'Christian Terrorist Caught Trying To Bomb A Hajj Flight' abeg op modify

Christian terrorist, he should be searched n interrogated very well. There must be an ied lurking in em somewhere, I don't trust these christian a** muhfuckerrz

ifeomabernard: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL NIGERIANS
WE WILL CONTINUE TO GO HIGHER AND HIGHER AND ALL THOSE GARRI FANS WILL NOT BRING US DOWN!!!!

shut up there! Naijaland na Garriland, Garriland is Nairaland, Nairaland is Naijaland, our land!

Happy Independent Nigeria!!!

PRODUTIM1: Hw long do we keep complainin abt d condition of d country? We inherited dis complains 4rm our parents,ar we stil goin 2 transfer it 2 our yet 2 born children.We nid prayers...Lets pray 4 d country pls.

bros we don pray sotey...

gen2briz: long live G4 president
long live G4 members
long live Nigeria

Happy Independent Nigeria
Happy Independent Garri Republic
Happy Independent Garri Nation
Happy Independent To All The G4 Members
Happy Independent Nairaland
Happy Independent Seun!

@calotti, toto is whaaat?

@topic, God Save Nigeria Please!!!!

I dey MK dey smoke SK while stepping down with a cold bottle of HARP...

I for like go b beach today Ooo but my pocket no wey I for invite my b!tch, u knw... Hangout do some shi!t like hoochie coochie LOL

All join hapi indo...!

He cannot do it alone he needs Patience.
Just imagine good luck without patience

Singing in Sinzu's voice:
*imagine make ur parents no pay rent, make landlord say you dey test em patient*
*you get goodluck say u get patience, imagine goodluck without patience* lol

Happy independence but we are still dependent

geedeex2: #DearGoogle Please I just bought a camera of $90,079. .please can it take pictures of the Holy Ghost?

That moment wen u find out ur crush was absent in a place where u dressed so well.. looking ur best, and u're like "damn .wasted outfit

u've bn datin him 4almost 10yrs, had 9abortions 4him &he says he can't marry u? Feel free to use him for Blood Money! God will understand!!!

After an Accident..an Eye Witness said..10people & 2 Aboki were involved..abeg Aboki no be Human being??

U can't use MTN, Wema Bank, Bold5 and still be an Arsenal Fan at the same time. U will just die a frustrated death

Agbero singing A B C D. A for Agbero, B for Busstop, C for Car Park, D for Danfo, E for Ebole, F for Fashola!

Not Funny

interesting...