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Nairaboi: kai! D guy is 2 daft with his Harper Collins learners dictionary. Neva have i came across such an illogical albino fellow

This comment would have made sense if you can actually define an albino at gun point to save your life. But like the pathetic dumbass that you are, you woefully can't. It's because of faces like yours that the "white man" insists on calling "black people" apes. . . Monkey no fine, but im mama like am. In your own case, I heard your momma shed a tear when she saw your face. Pls confirm.

REALITY101: Educate me prof, so u don't want em to beg huh?

Jojo Armani: Nearly 70% if not 80% of Nigeria men cheat on their wife and is expecially dose richmen.
I ve been wondering does it mean dat their wife dont treat dem right or .......wat? pls ur opinion is needed if u ve witness or experience such, wat could possible be their reasons?

190: [size=18pt]Sexkills has indeed suffered

Na suicide remain

No offence bro - But these insults are too much for one person to bear [/size]

cowgurl: Since u r d beta kisser, teach him instead by showin him on his lips ow e shud kiss u 2 get u turned on.

How about you teach him the cow girl kissing position. . .

cindybrown: Pls ladies, share ur views. How best can u tell ur guy dat he is a terrible kisser without hurting his feelings? Especially a guy who feels he should know better than u do.

deshclones: o boy must you yell and shout at every opportunity??advice the chi or STFU... wonder what sort of dad you will make..hmmh

samhay: Plz nairalandas,wt does dis mean, i av been datin dis gal 4 close 2 two years dough we've had our ups & downs,she got admitted 2 an institution last year & she has always told me about a particular guy disturbin ha,bt just of recent she accepted d guys friends request on fb & dat same 9ite d guy posted on ha wall dat he's happy dat she accepted hs fwend request & hs proposal,& stuffs lyk dat.she knw i saw it bt didn't comment,so wen she came bk home,i was xpectin ha 2 visit me bt ha xcuse is 'i'm sick' or 'will be busy'.she spent a week at home without seein me.i decided 2 confront ha on fone bt she ignored my call 4 three days,so i sent a test 2 confront ha about d issue but ha reply was 'THANK YOU 4 D MESSAGE'. Is she admittin or wot?

willsman: No comments here, why?

tellwisdom: Na only naija i dey see Bank account numbers as text msges from females to Guys Why?? .

xynerise: Me think Zulu girls

Me think it's cow girls. . .

Homar: Mod abeg put this back in the front page i want more hilarious storys .

Homar: Moderater front page . I wanna read more funny story . I wish i was a mod ,threads like this will never go down .

Homar: Laughter won kill me for this thread . Mod front page abeg .

Jeffbaba: MODS ABEG PUT THIS THREAD ON THE FRONT PAGE.....[/b]so that we can keep it going.......na this kain tin dey make forum lively na!!.....mtcheww

Homar: Which kind useless mod wey we get for this section . Putt this thread back in the front page . I wanna hear more story.

Homar: Front page pls

kokoA: Front page!

swizzle: Front page dammit!!! We don dey beg since last week o! I get to work everyday and refresh dis topic only to see two more comments instead of two more pages like before. MOD abeg we lie for ground dey beg una...abi una no dey see our pleas? [b]Bikozienu...make una make us laff this weekend noooooww

Na wa o. . . Dem never beg una reach ni?

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Nairaboi: dis mumu pink lips, anyanwu eyes albino call kills.i told u to start learning to come out stay under sunlight(very important) for the development of ur vital organs. U refused! Now see where it has lead you to. . .

anonymus11: u dis jumbo size pop corn for imbeciles,i thot by now u wld hve learned to relate with members with a little respect.......... i see u r still d same unprivileged rag dt enjoys d riches nl has to offer becuz in real life u r better than an abandoned street dog by 2%.......... Come wont you get a degree for real why waste ya time online. u know u could learn alot by just selling zobo close to d window of a public primary as long as d parents have watchful eyes. we both know how u get when u see kids, dt emotions is uncontrollable ..................................... u dis adams oshimole in hot pants, half top and timberland boots with dt ya quater past okoro eyes, no go carry understanding mathematics dey blow grammar when ya mates done build house for villa............u dis abraham adesanya of forbes 0.000 of nairaland county, beta pple dey talk, church rat sef wan belong. mumurudin.

REALITY101: Skanky ugly punk speaking shit thru his stinky mouth as usual. Who u spying on and accusing falsely now?

Falls from OKADA!