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sweetcocoa: BABE just STFU and go find someone to FBI on cos i see you idle,[b]i think killz is Dayokanu running two ids,how bout you go dwell on that and "expose" him,[/b]you are so not making sense now,i don't even know what's your own in what i typed sef,am i the only one who said something about the thread and it being on the homepage? Abeg go attack someone else,i want to do a little studying now,au revoir.

[color=#000030]Ha Ha hA hA

Her FBI skills are yet to be upgraded. . . I wonder how she hasn't noticed that one. . . [/color]

[quote author=Cheg-goon]NYSC corpers.....
U will know what am talkin abt if u don serve ur papa land B4...![/quote][color=#000030]Jesus wept!
Is "NYSC" a profession? [/color]

[quote author=High_Chief]I have told you before that I have more gals than clothes, stop looking for love online. Its sad you are still too [size=13pt]amaeture[/size] to decode so many lies gals do tell. Boy, am not ready to join issues with you now cos it seems you enjoy it when people pay attention to your stupidity, but take my advise. Stop lickin gals arrssee on NL just to get your dicckk oiled.[/quote][color=#000030]amaeture? WTF is amaeture? You can't even spell. . . What a dumbass. Everyone has more gals than clothes on Nairaland, so shut tha fcck up about that and try a new line. . . All your dumbass mates have upgraded their stupidity, what you waiting for? You are a fool, for demanding my attention, and pitiably whining when i give it to you. . . dumb fcck! You can't handle me, so stick you little tail behind your wobbly legs and scamper off to mama. . . NEXT![/color]

hawtin: I know you have quite a reputation online and most like offline. Even if you were a molestor or not I am sure you have changed due to your post on nl. Pertaining to the aggressive side of you and insults on nairaland, we can work on that. Me like to get to know you better. Can we be friends? Do you stay in Nigeria and what parts. I am inquisitive to know the guy behind the handle you fascinate me. Me hate the harsh part of you but can we talk? Do you have a bbm.

[color=#000030]Ghen Ghen. . . Action film.

Who's hawtin? [/color]

hawtin: please stop flattering your ugly self. why are u always making a big deal out of your threads. you would create a thread, tell members your threads are the best, ask them if they like it, or request that it should make frontpage. You are the only op that opens a thread, seeks praise from members and gives herself self praise all the time. There was a time we were bombarded with your virgin threads as if we can open your legs and confirm you are one, I wont be surprised the well you call a virgin hole. It only shows you are a classless ugly insecure low life in real life. Just like u bragged about having a rich father or so...who gives a damn about that. A lot of members are self sufficient too but dont blow their horns, other members come here to catch fun. Don't mistake my catching trips and humoring members for uselessness because in real life, I bet I am way better than you in looks, brains, qualifications everything. So how about you go fu~ck yourself it is about time, you need a good fu~ck always opening threads every hour for attention since men aint looking your way in real life. One advantage of nl is that ape like deformed poor misinformed dullards can parade themselves as important personalities, reason being its a faceless forum.

[color=#000030]Gawddammit! [/color]

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cowgurl: Love test indeed! Shm...

[color=#000030]I knew it. Every other person "Smh", but cows? They "Shm". . .[/color]

tpm: She newly parked into my neighborhood and soon after, made my acquintance. She's heavily pregnant and confided im me with this story. A lover had asked her to visit him in d north where he's based. When she got there, he puts her in family way and advised her to abort it. When she refused, he accused her of infidelity and pushed out, claiming she got d pregnancy somewhere else b4 she paid him visit. He forgot he earlier pleaded with her to take in, as a measure for her parents to allow her marry him against their wish. Now that she is about to deliver here in Lagos, another is proposing to marry her on d request that he adopts d baby as his. Age is not on her side, so she actually wants to get married. But she wished to keep d baby as a prove against d erstwhile lover's wrong accusation. Also, she would like to keep d baby aside to remember d travails of her past. What do u advise she should do under this circumstance? Note that despite what happened, she still loves d father of her child, but wants to settle down. One luv.

[color=#000030]She doesn't love the father of her child because "she wished to keep d baby as a prove against d erstwhile lover's wrong accusation. Also, she would like to keep d baby aside to remember d travails of her past". . . Love doesn't take account of injury. It's better she marries the guy that loves her irrespective of her past + current situation. . . Why do people always expect the most perfect of situations by the way? She was dumb, and now she has someone who loves her + her "dumbassedness", still, her emotions are foolishly clinging to the guy that put her at a disadvantage initially! It's just so [/color]

joelala: the fact that u LOVE only stuffs that are GOOD, dsnt mean other shld go the same way.

[color=#000030]Does it make any sense, Loving anything Bad?[/color]

Idowuogbo: Wetin happen?

luscioustrish: Killz!

[color=#000030]Hi![/color]

NEW BIN: assuming your partner is very sick and all orthodox medicine has failed n so you take him or her to a traditional priest who says the only thing that can save your partner is for you to eat three slices of your partner's shittz.lol
can you do this to save your love?

[color=#000030]Is this the 2012 model of stupidity? [/color]

Claracuzio: Hello people, my gf is too slim, I need advice on what to do?
Any drugs she could use to put on some weight? Cos I can't marry her like that.
Or should I move ahead?

[color=#000030]Ogbeni, vulcanizer don finish for una area? [/color]

unbranded0029: Roland, Slimyem, Killz thanks so much 4 ur takes. Doe-eyed, i don't have any of such relative of hers to take d matter to. The first time i tried it, though we settled, she frowned at it. This has bn her way since we began to think we belong to each other. Am not scared of today. Am only worried hw i can cope with that in marriage that is full of ups and downs. Again, its not as if we must marry. But we, our families and friends do not believ otherwise.

[color=#000030]Look, you have strong feelings for her. No matter what, you leaving her at this stage may have adverse affects on you. I think you should really talk to her, and express your fears to her. Marriage is in the works, so be sure of what you are doing, and if it will not be favorable, you know what to do, but at this stage, i won't support you taking harsh decisions just because you can mehn. . . That's a no no.[/color]

[color=#000030]That's harsh dude. . . You've started it already, why not finish it?[/color]

[color=#000030]Why does it read "allows" on the frontpage?[/color]

joeydozzy: Child abuse. Call social service

[color=#000030]Child abuse? 18 is legal age! [/color]

Idowuogbo: Na trouble dat 1 dey find na, it don tey wey hin menstruate, liv am make hin dey do like alakori.

[color=#000030]WTF! [/color]

ypzilanti: A tale told by an idi[i]o[/i]t, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

....shakespare

[color=#000030]+100 [/color]

naijapay: @ topic:

[b]This is SUPERSTORY! [/b]

[color=#000030]What an insult to Wale Adenuga & Superstory. . .[/color]

[quote author=BABE!]What is your business with what makes the front page? Do you own Nairaland? NL is privately owned, remember? The owner(s) have the right to handle the front page the way they want. The topic is BS to you, and it makes sense to others. One man's food is another man's . . .

The owner(s) are not here to satisfy you. They are here to make money. If you're not satisfied with the content of the front page, you know what to do.[/quote][color=#000030]Blah Blah Blah Blah![/color]

fav1: ok this is my story... My bf and i av been datin for almost 2years naw, and within dis 2yrs its been one issue or d oda abt oda girls. dey keep calling,sending sms, pictures and all, i keep sein ladies stuffs in his house and all but with all des i still stick around him cos i feel he realy loves me and he does not know how to say NO to these girls, Even all his Ex r still fwends with him.... But i Love this dude whole heartedly,unconditionally and i was sincere and faithful to him all tru, even prayed and fasted about it.. until recently when he had his bday party, HE KISSED anoda girl infront of me and i also get to find out about one of his Ex and how serious their relationship is growing back, family involved and all. and then i sat him down and asked him abt the whole thingy and d most shocking part is that he laughed about it. but he keeps saying d oda girl is not sum1 he can marry, that its me he realy wana get settled with... but things started gettin more worse and i cudnt just sit and being misserable. so i meet this new guy dat gives me attention and all, im gettin to like him much, tho i dnt realy knw him yet but i know i like him. so now my bf got to find out abt dis new guy and siezed my phones for days of which i dont av anytin im hiding, but i av sum madt naughty guys on my contact which chatted shit wiv him..
so to cut d whole story short, he asked me abt des guys and all, den i told him d truth and abt d new dude i just meet altho no Sexual intercourse yet btw us. but to my bf "ve cheated" and den he calls me all sorts of names, dissed me wiv my past and all... with all these I STILL BEGGED HIM SO MUCH.and he says he has heard.
but he keeps saying he cant 4GIVE me and hes acting Nice des days.
But im so scared. dont even knw what to do?
I realy Love him so much.

plss i need a reasonable advice from y'all....

[color=#000030]Smh! This is what happens when you make a guy you are not married to the center of your world. Why will you take such crap? Are you that insecure? Seize your phone for days? WTF

I don't know much, but this is not love. He won't be open to any agreement, cos you are scared of him, and you can't really confront him. Get out of that relationship for your own good, or stay and be traumatized unnecessarily. He's not even planning to marry you. What nonsense!
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Ammyng: You have acquiescence to do so. discernibly you are too soft physically that's why you prefer words

I leave you with this. Yoga time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tarah

[color=#000030]May you sh[i]i[/i]t on your body in yoga class. . . [/color]

Ammyng: Don't you think things like this happens only at ghetto? I am practically not saying you live in the ghetto but. . . . >

Are you Boqueesha, Shaneekqua,Ashanti, Aalyia, Boonshequa, Fuquana, Latrine or Shameeka?

[color=#000030]Ha Ha hA hA. [/color]

[color=#000030]What are the conditions? The thread + Post is not detailed. . . [/color]