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ikoha: What the hell is wrong with that by the way? A pussy is like an ocean that only one person cant exhaust.

[color=#000030]Including your wife's?[/color]

Ammyng: I did, kick me. twaddle

[color=#000030]You don't want me to. . . Trust me.[/color]

Nairaboi: . Kai! Mumu. Kip ur pinkish pancake parted lips shut for once.

[color=#000030]Hey fool.[/color]

Ammyng: No I wasn't in a in frenzy. The same goes to you because mine was also a question. Anyway I don't wanna go into any kind of contention or whatsoever with you.

[color=#000030]Better. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Who resurrected this dumbass of all threads? [/color]

Ammyng: What exactly is wrong with you? Is it you being sardonic or this is really who you are?

[color=#000030]. . .And wtf is your problem? When someone says all Nigerian men, is her father excluded? If he is, she should explain how. And besides, you were so in a hurry you woefully failed to see that it was a question. . . [/color]

stagger: How do these cock and bull stories find their way to the front page?

[color=#000030]Question on the lips of everyone except one. . .[/color]

blackboi: why the likes??

[color=#000030]When bullshit of this magnitude cannot be compartmentalized, the populace are left with no choice. Imagine this on the frontpage. Makes one wonder what tha heck is happening![/color]

Zediccus: Erm... So far i haven't seen anyone it makes sense to.

[color=#000030]Pls leave "Miss Jaboson". . . We know her way! Guess the kind of person bullshit makes sense to. . .[/color]

Dat fine boy: I knw what i am and have...i am more charming than jim iyke and viker put together,
i am nt xactly d tallest kinda guy bt i can sweep even the tallest ladies off...no kiddin...
i am a player although deep down...a good guy.

[color=#000030]I stopped reading after this. . . Bullshit quadruplicated![/color]

onila: in Nigeria its female bankers

all Nigerian men regardless of his profession is a LovePeddler

[color=#000030]Your father too? [/color]

[quote author=olajide_07]Not my section but I just know killz is female so also 190 if not they wish they could be or probably they are tran.s..e.x.u.al trying to become women[/quote][color=#000030]You are an obfuscated fool! [/color]

joelala: why do good girls love BAD GUYS? simply becos bad guys tell MAD LIES......GBAM!

[color=#000030]I believe most people still have a mishmash discombobulated view about what love is. . . How will a sane person "love" bad?[/color]

[color=#000030]P Square and M.I are to blame. . . [/color]

madridsta007: I once did a PDA with my girl on a London escalator... You know, just like the westerners do. A loving kiss and hug when the escalator was coming down. Oh boy she nearly slap me ehn?

[color=#000030]Are you sure she was your girl? [/color]

Fiftynine: Nwa the truth is bitter bt it must be told. Jst giv d guy d chance and let me tel u, u r nt a virgin cus no virgin thicks d way u dose.

[color=#000030]WTF! [/color]

slimyem: then speak for yourself bro!
YOU love first before proposing a relationship-fine!
But some people actually LIKE,PROPOSE then LOVE in the course of the relationship!

[color=#000030]Not in the OP's case though. . . It depends on how you meet. If i meet you at a party, then i may like, propose and then love. Even at that, if there's no love for you in my genes, i won't bother proposing to you. But the OP has already already liked, proposed and he really loves her, so what the hell are you blabbing about?

Anyway sha, www.nayousabi.co.uk. [/color]

slimyem: here is a pyciatric doctor in the house!
Chimpanzee,drop your pants,lemme examine you!

[color=#000030]No be small "pyciatric". . .

BTW, why the grammatical bullet na? Are you here to examine him or to shoot him to death? [/color]

[color=#000030]www.yabaleft.co.uk[/color]

slimyem: no,you don't have to but saying 'its love that propels you to propose a relatinship' is worth smhing at!
Doesnt make sense!

[color=#000030]Helloooooo if i don't love you, i won't propose a relationship. The only difference is that i may not tell you "i love you", but that does not mean i don't love you! [/color]

toygod2: The story goes thus; He is a pastor ,he owns a church, happily married to a loving wife and blessed with the fruits of the womb.(4 to be precise).
Now it happened one day,in one of their church programmes in which they invited a guest minister who preached extensively on confession and forgiveness. Alright,on hearing this sermon,many hearts were touched and greatly connected to heaven. Knowing the fact that,no unclean object or secret thing will find its way into the kingdom of God. After the service,the minister's wife approached his husband at night and weeping bitterly.The husband demands the reason for the weeping but the wife wept the more and narrated everything to her husband, telling him that, all the four children they have, are not his but her boss at work. Adding that this happened when things were not blooming for them,and twas the time they needed money for the husband's surgical operation and some other catastrophic situations but no where to turn to.
NOW UR ADVICE; if u were the man, what would you do remembering the fact that u are a man of God, so divorce is not an option.
if u were the woman, would you swallow/bury the secret or is it better the way she has exposed the secret cos she is heaven concious.
PLZZZZZZZZ,SHARE UR OPINION. IT WILL BE GREATLY WELCOME. TANX

[color=#000030]This is some serious inconsequential bullshit![/color]

[quote author=High_Chief]You cant get punny by always trying to support women, anyways, you have not seen much of women so you wouldnt know much about their lying ways. Except you are speaking for yourself. And you guys should stop stereotyping, it's an individual thing and upbringing too[/quote][color=#000030]You are a Fool!
How many punny have you gotten for not supporting them? Was i the only one that said it's guys that lie the most, you fool? How much of women have you seen, and has the amount of women you've seen made you less dumb, fool?[/color]

Dyt: Ok
I am single bt d man I am eyein belongs 2 sm1 else, can I still walk up2 him n tell him I want a rel?

[color=#000030]Yes! By all means, ask him. Who knows, you could be the right person for him. . .
Tell him your mind and leave him to make a choice. . . If he leaves her for you, that's his choice. It is not snatching. The word "Snatching" in relationships does NOT exist![/color]

mummy3: Oh you sinners, repent for the kingdom of God is near.
Touch less, kiss less, romance less, Bleep less (regret o or public o)

[color=#000030]Ha Ha Ha. . . Very Funny. [/color]

onyenro: yea we r afraid of comitmt coz d gals r too demandn. Bt b it as it is, i am ready to make a commitment in the nxt 300 days. mexy007jos@yahoo.com

[color=#000030]Are you discombobulated? [/color]

chucky234: I often wonder if love worth all the pain,sacrifices and trust,you maybe wondering why I asked but read the below experience from a friend and you will understand


“PING!!! where are
you? you know its my wedding tomorrow right?”
I didn’t reply the message, I knew what she was
going to say and I must say the phobia I have for the
BBM and that screen muncher thing is hilarious. I
don’t disclose even my whereabouts in a chat with
friends. Munching chats. they will soon start
recording phone calls and feelings… Anyway, I called
her and she starts to tell me again about how she’s
getting married because the guy did this, the guy did
that but she doesn’t love him and he doesn’t satisfy
her blah blah… I said
OK no problem but you’re getting married to this
same guy's flaws and all so he must definitely have
some good attributes. she said yes. he’s rich. I
laughed my ass off literally cause I toppled over the
chair I was sitting in. I consoled her or something. I
don’t know, but I said some sooothing words to her
and wished her the best then rung off.
This girl and I had been in a back and forth
relationship for over four years. We were the
definition of “its complicated” I know she loved me,
but her greed got in the way and she became the
chairlady of aristo association of Africa. She will go to
Dubai, Malaysia, London etc. and bring me back stuff
from her “cousin” “uncle” :family friend”… We broke
up constantly because of the many falsehoods and
dirty behaviour, but there was always something
bringing us back together.. Then at 25 she noticed all
of her friends were getting married and it became
apparent that I wasn’t planning on settling down any
time soon so she got herself a boyfriend and was
getting married now.
After we got off the phone she sent me another
BBM… ”I couldn’t say this over the phone. Femi I
need to see you desperately”
Well, I called again and asked where she was. She
said she was staying at a hotel with her bridesmaids
and co. I booked a room in the same hotel and
needless to say, I was with the bride to be all night
long. I was there when her groom called and
professed love, gushing about how happy and lucky
he was. I cant even word what I was doing to her
when she said he loved him too. Lol! End times
people, I tell you!!!
I left early morning and went back home to get ready
for the wedding. I’d been invited of course and party
rice has always appealed to me. So I called up a few
of my guys and we all went together.
Looking at how serious and solemn she seemed as
she took her vows, as she said “I DO” I shook my
head in wonderment. Is this how life really is? mehn,
home-boy no go marry again O. I cant imagine
standing in front of a babe and promising my whole
life not knowing she had just given somebody else a
few hours before.
Marriage just scares me now. Trust is a thing of the
past. Love is proper bullshit and commitment is a
one off. I know if I eventually fall in love enough to
want to marry some girl, I”ll treat her in such a way
that I’d want to be treated. Give her all I want to
receive,and pray she feels the same way I do too.
At the reception, the new wife came to me and said
for all to hear “so good to see you again, thanks for
coming” In my ear she whispered, “l’ll see you after
the honeymoon for a real honeymoon” then she
squeezed my arm and walked away to go kiss her
husband, still smiling.
Oh Lawwwd!
The end times are here people. The devil is taking
Over and started with the women

[color=#000030]I can't believe i actually read this bullshit in expectation of something meaningful . . .[/color]

slimyem: seriously?
Did you type this with your left foot?
What happens to liking someone and then proposing a relationship?
So now you have to LOVE before proposing a relationship?
Huh?
Smh!

[color=#000030]If i love you, do i necessarily need to tell you "I love you" before i know i do?[/color]