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ALl these our professors in toasting one would think that with the way guys are dropping smooth toasting or pick up lines dem go don toast all the babes for naija finish ooo

Pinkieblue:



First time 0n nairaland. FTC tinz soon

You wish- skyebank.

AJCutie:
lol...wit dix ur line u go dey get babe everyday.

WTD - what to do.

Pinkieblue:



First time 0n nairaland. FTC tinz soon

u never crawl u wan begin dey run pass usain bolts anyho, welcum 2 d funzone

franugo:


u never crawl u wan begin dey run pass usain bolts anyho, welcum 2 d funzone

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Thanks

Nneka123:
that girl showed no mercy!!

U Nigerian girls don't value creativity...in other countries,dose lines will be so touching and romantic

Over harsh worry that your friend oo

gime lines of how to toast a 52 year old woman whivh i just met recently.

Lemon12:
wicked .... The kind slap he go chop eeehn him destiny go reset

never knew destiny had a reset button

I've heard someone told a girl he's the leader of the Boys' Brigade in his church...by way of hyping his importance.

To me, the line wasn't ridiculous at all. Least he got her to talk back and that's somtin.

Hormoniyi25:


Bae I just had a dream that you are my wife

Lol you probably didn't finish the dream

digitalembrace:


Lol. cheesy lines require a lot of tact. You can't just deploy them out of the blue like that on some random girl and expect good results.

Me I like to switch from thick igbotic accent swapping Rs and Ls to impeccable English with a whiff of British nobility. Always takes the conversation to pleasant places.

I could fall for this on a day.

But on other days,you are just plain dumb.

vislabraye:



This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

Twaci:
U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont

The screen may crack );

Pinkieblue:



First time 0n nairaland. FTC tinz soon

1st time on nairaland? Hw did u learn about 'ftc' ? Na ur 10th moniker be dis? Welcm anyway.

Well I feel these pick up lines for guys should be about keeping it real,though it still boils to the kind of girl.
There's how a guy says a line.it works,another guy uses the same line on the same girl and it sucks.

Timing
Appearance
Decency
Confidence
AND NATURAL MUTUAL ATTRACTION
The one in caps is highly emphasized.
I could expand on these points if you want.

Lmao. That is why it is not good to pick fake lines when toasting babe.

Simple walk to her and Introduce yourself as a gentleman, ask for her contact and say something nice about her outfit and probably her beauty.

Soso990240:
1st time on nairaland? Hy did u learn about 'ftc' ? Na ur 10th moniker be dis?

What's moniker ? Just registered 2day, but I have been viewing nairaland f0r a while n0w

Deamonyaweh:
is dat yhu had issues wit yhur english teacher bk at skul

wicked

chaiiiii

Pinkieblue:



What's moniker ? Just registered 2day, but I have been a guest f0r a while n0w

welcome..i meant ur profile.

#Yolo

Soso990240:
welcome..i meant ur profile.

Awwwww !! Tnx

Do people still toast? I doubt,enter my car let me drop you,that's my own.....

Lol dis one is nasty but works... If you've got the chemistry.

Did you seat on a pile of sugar?? Cause you've got a pretty sweet ass.. no be me send you talk am ohh

phabulux:


Sense of humour, I understand. But, epic?

Crap!

The girl probably has a problem with comprehension. '...ask you out or I die.'

He asked her out, didn't he?

OK

Crixina:
Well I feel these pick up lines for guys should be about keeping it real,though it still boils to the kind of girl.
There's how a guy says a line.it works,another guy uses the same line on the same girl and it sucks.

Timing
Appearance
Decency
Confidence
AND NATURAL MUTUAL ATTRACTION
The one in caps is highly emphasized.
I could expand on these points if you want.

Pls do

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Crixina:
I could fall for this on a day.

But on other days,you are just plain dumb.

Lol Yeah. Girls aren't a monolithic bunch. What pleases Aisha mustn't please Chichi and this is just one trick from a bag of tricks.

I find that a good opener to pique her interest often isn't as important as getting a handle on her sense of humor as the conversation gets along.

It's more art than science but what's important is learning from each attempt and having fun while you're at it cause if she ain't feeling you she ain't feeling you. It's okay if some think you're just plain dumb. It's a numbers game.