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SmartPolician:
From Owerri, I am going to Port Harcourt for my cousin's engagement party. The lady in question isn't even aware that we are planning this party for her.

I haven't visited Port Harcourt in a while. From Lagos to Enugu, Enugu to Owerri, then Owerri to Port Harcourt. I am touring the region

zicoraads:
Mumu Saga.
Simp.

muller101:
He didn't have ID.

CAPSLOCKED:
EXCUSE ME WHILE I CHIP IN SOMETHING "IRRELEVANT" HERE, REGARDING THE ISSUE OF MASTURBATĮION. I'VE BEEN READING FOR A FEW DAYS AND I HAVE THIS TO SAY, FROM AN IRRELIGIOUS, FREETHINKING AND LOGICAL POSITION.

FIRSTLY, IN THE REAL WORLD, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MASTURBATĮNG, ESPECIALLY HEALTH-WISE. THE LEADING CAUSES OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND OTHER ISSUES RANGE FROM BAD HEALTH HABITS AND DIETS. NOT PARTICULARLY MASTURBATĮION.

IF YOU SAY YOU'RE RED-PILLED AND STAND AGAINST MASTURBATĮION THEN TAKE IT FROM ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

A SECTION OF THE MEDIA ASKS WOMEN TO EMBRACE "SELF LOVE", TO MASTURBĄTE AND PUT THEIR URGES IN THERE OWN HANDS.
THIS SAME SECTION CONDEMNS MASTURBATĮION FOR MEN, HEREBY ASKING MEN TO PUT THEIR URGES IN WOMEN'S HANDS!
IF A MAN GIVES HIMSELF A HAND JOB IT'S CONSIDERED INAPPROPRIATE, BUT IF HE GETS SAME FROM A WOMAN'S HANDS, IT'S GOOD?
COME ON FELLAS, DON'T BE FOOLED. THIS IS TO ENSURE YOUR CONTINUOUS DEPENDANT ON WOME.

THIS IS HOW NEARLY EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW OWNS A LOVE MACHINE BUT A MAN CANNOT OWN ONE WITH PRIDE BECAUSE HE'LL BE SPAT ON AND RIDICULED FOR BEING "A WEAK MAN".

AND THIS IS NOT EVEN ABOUT HAVING GAME OR NOT.
ENCOURAGING MASTURBATĮION WILL SAVE THIS WORLD FROM A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
IF WE ENCOURAGE IDĮOTIC RAPEY MEN AND PEDOPHILES TO MASTURBĄTE, WE WILL CURB A BIG ISSUE PLAGUING OUR SOCIETY.

IF MORE MEN MASTURBĄTE, IT'LL SAVE THIS DYING GENDER WHATEVER REMAINS OF THEIR SELF-WORTH WHEN FEWER MEN THROW DOWN THEMSELVES AT THE MERCIES OF NONSENSE WOMEN JUST FOR SEX.
YOUNGER MEN WILL MANAGE THEIR FINANCES TO AN EXTENT, AND BE SAVED FROM DISEASES WHEN THEY CHOOSE SELF-PLEASURE OVER HUNTING RANDOM GIRLS. THEY'LL ALSO BE SPARED FROM MANIPULATIONS AND HEARTBREAKS, AND UNCOUNTABLE PROBLEMS THAT ARE ADDRESSED HERE DAILY. HOW CAN Y'ALL BE SO MYOPIC?


YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO STAND AGAINST MASTURBATĮION DUE TO HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, BUT JUST KNOW THAT YOU ALSO CAN'T EXERCISE YOUR OPINION AGAINST IT AS AN "ABSOLUTE TRUTH" BECAUSE YOUR "FEELINGS" ARE NOT LOGIC, AND ARE MOSTLY INVALID.

TO CONCLUDE, EATING, SMOKING, DRINKING, ENTERTAINMENT, MASTURBATĮION, SLEEPING, SIMPING, CAN ALL BE ADDICTIVE, AND ADDICTION IS A BAD THING.

ifymadu:
"Akata" things

bolaayenimo:
Ex-convict supporting his colleagues

adambeatz:
The first question is why would a man want to lie to a woman. Isnt it odd that we claim to be at the top of the food chain yet have to lie in order to get what we want with women. Any woman that blindly loves you is surely digging your grave man. A saying goes like this, "give a man pussy, food, a roof over his head and watch him throw his ambitions out the window".

Bros make white man no dey deceive us o. You see all this sarafina wey we dey bleep anyhow, if you get sense mange hold only one righteous one down then decide to listen to her in all honesty. make i hear say your crooked life no go arrange.

A woman who is blind to all you do in the name of love can never tell you where your faults are so you can cover it up to avoid the world from exploiting you at any given opportunity.

Oblongata:
When I was taking my kids to their grandpa few days ago to spend the remainder of their holidays I was so happy! Coupled with the fact that my wife was also traveling the following day, my joy knew no bounds. Finally the peace and freedom I craved was here!

This weekend my home didn’t feel happy! It was sad and lonely. I felt cold loneliness throughout. I tried everything I could to distract myself but I miss my family so bad!

I miss our little quarrels, our eventual understanding and acceptance of each other using truce keeping.

I miss their mum badly. This made me wonder? How do older bachelors cope in this very lonely world? Una dey try o... respect.

Osas187:
Please explain the simp way

Princecanada:
Hi Nairalanders,

This issue has been bothering for a while now. I am not the promiscuous type. I was a virgin all through my university until I started working in one of the states. She was my first and has been the only one. I have been having relationship problems in the sense that I it's just so difficult for me to get emotionally attached to a lady. I am straight so don't think the other way round. I tried to see if I could work this out with her, but along the line, I lost interest again. So just before my relocation, she said she wants to see me one last time before I travel, I tried to lie to her that I am unavailable,but then she made it seemed like I didn't want to see her, I felt sorry and said no problem that she can come around. I have only had sex with her once but with protection, on this her second visit, she said she wouldn't want protection anymore as she doesn't enjoy sex with condom, and that she wants to enjoy sex before I leave. I told her I am not comfortable with the idea as I don't want her to get pregnant as she is still a student in one of the universities. She said she can only get pregnant if she wants to, and that as a student, she doesn't want that yet. When she came over, the did happened but even then I still used a condom, condom broke on 3 occasions, then I decided to raw, and when I felt I was about to release, I pulled out. Even though I pulled out, I was uncomfortable because I have heard that precum can also get a lady pregnant. I was scared about any possibility of infection too. Took her to the hospital the next day, did HIV and other STD tests which came out negative. We went together to see the doctor for post pills, but she declined taking any that since I didn't release in her, she will be fine. And that she has pills she can take too. I was furious at her, but had to respect her decision as it is her body.

Three weeks after, she called that she thinks she's pregnant, that she missed her period which is very unusual. I was so mad at her and told her, I didn't want to hear any of that as I made it clear to her from the beginning. She started crying and got emotional, that got to me and I told her not to worry, that I will pay her bride price and marry her. I earn about half a million monthly, so I believe I can take care of her and the kid. She paused and said she needs to think about it. Regarding abortion, I already told her, my tradition forbids me from giving any form of material and financial assistance to her to do that, if at all she wants to do it, it has to be her sole decision. I made it clear to her that I won't be involved in the decision to abort the pregnancy. She called back after a couple of minutes that she is not comfortable with my decision to marry her, that I want to do that because of the pregnancy. She asked if there was no pregnancy,would I have chosen to marry her, I told her, I don't know. She said then that she is going to abort it, I pleaded with her not to abort seeing the possibility of me becoming a dad soon, she said she will go ahead to abort, that her friend have gotten her some meds already. She called few days later that she just got the drugs, and have taken them, and that she is experiencing blood flow and stomach ache, that I shouldn't abandon her in this difficult time. I said no problem, so I kept calling to check on her very often. After a week, I stopped calling as usual, and that became a problem. I wanted her to move on with her life.

I kept in touch with her and supported her financially when the need arose. When I told her, I am back to the same city with her, she said she wanted to see me that it's very important, I said what's so important that we can't discuss over the phone, she said when I see her I will know. Well, when the day came for her to see me, I told her I was unavailable, then she coded I was avoiding her. We chatted, and she told me the pregnancy is still there. I told her to stop messing with me as I am currently trying to move on and build a new relationship. She insisted, then I said well, if you are, deliver the child, I will take responsibility. She said is that all I have to say, that I want to make her my Baby Mama? I then asked her, what more does she want? I offered marriage before, but now, that's no longer on the table. When the baby is borne I will take responsibility. Well, long story short, at the end of our chat, she said, she was never pregnant, and that she will only get pregnant if she wants to. I then told her, I am not going to forgive her in a hurry.

Since then, we stopped communicating. Recently,I saw her WhatsApp status with her visibly pregnant in the picture. I have been seeing most of her status update on Facebook and WhatsApp, I feel so sorry for her most of the time. She has done nothing wrong but love me. The problem is me, I can't seem to be able to really love back the way I ought to. Feelings die after few weeks and months. This happened to all the 6 ladies I have dated.

My worry right now is, could she be carrying my child? I didn't release in her, but there could be a possibility of precum. One of her friends once called me that she noticed she is pregnant, and I am the only one she has known to be dating her. She claimed to have called me without her knowledge and consent and ask if she told me she was pregnant.

I was a good boy and should have remained a virgin till marriage if I had known. Now look how complicated my life just got. I never wanted to have kids with different women. I haven't really been myself since. If you are a young single guy, please learn from my experience.

For the mature minds in the house, what do you advise I do about my present predicament?

funsho75:
Lol

So many things we put so much value on doesn't count in years to come...

How does how he proposed make a difference...

Some people no propose self..

Life is supposed to be easy

Tonnyray:
Guy, I didn't attack you. I only noted the vacillation. One minute you tagged paying a hoe a simp move, next minute you had edited it out.

Tonnyray:
Bro I saw what you did there,
you tagged paying hoes a simp move only to edit it out

SimeonOTC:
Now I know where my problems are coming from..
Thanks bro for this..I will keep it to heart.

Awinneralways:
Let me just drop this secret here.

The red pill is largely performance based for most in the sense that it emphasizes doing certain things as against others.

Where it gets tricky is that the stuff the red pill preaches against just so happens to be the natural inclination of many, as such, there is the constant struggle not to break any of its tenets.

Question
The question is, why isn’t the red pill the primary or natural state of being in contemporary times? Why does it seem like men of old were naturally red pilled? Why are women naturally red pilled?

Answer

1. If you like, sit on this thread and read posts from morning till night, you will always be a simp if you masturbate, watch porn, ejaculate continuously and abuse sex.

2. It is your semen that makes you red pilled and not experience, knowledge, exposure or wisdom.

3. If you masturbate and constantly ejaculate, then you must simp. Why? Your semen is the “you” in “you”. Ever wondered why when you have an offspring, he or she takes your form, frame, looks, etc?
What this means is, for every time you spill your seed, you loose a part of yourself and this creates a void. This void then translates into the need for something, anything to fill up the emptiness left behind - This is how neediness, desperation, quest for validation, etc starts. Then a simp is born.

4. The more you abstain from sex, the more you become full of yourself and less needy. The bolder you become, the more aggressive you become, the more spiritual you become, the less material you become etc

5. The void created by an empty semen tank is no joke. In my opinion, this is what oils the wheels of capitalism. The big manufacturers that have spent billions of dollars to research every part of humans so as to know what makes us tick all know this, hence, the constant pornification of the society so that men and women can ejaculate more so as to consume more.

Infact, I can immediately tell the relationship between an individual and sex depending on how material you are. Excessive flashiness=low self esteem= constant ejaculation= porn user or serial masturbator.

6. Constant ejaculation = weaker men= lower chances of revolt in the society against the elites.

7. Whilst you are busy earning a living, filling your tommy and looking for ways to have more sex, there are people who are obsessed with controlling humans and are constantly researching ways to continuously dominate and rule you. Ever wondered why the ruling class is always the minority and the people being governed are the majority? Is this not an anomaly? What kind of system ensures that people never revolt? If you are part of the elite, wouldn’t you be worried about this? Wouldn’t you research on ways to keep the people docile?

8. So long as you use porn, you will always idolize women and sex. It’s same as seeing your favorite movie star in real life. There’s a high tendency for you to pedestalize such a person.

9. Why is porn free? Who bankrolls it? Who invented porn and why? Why does contemporary medicine encourage masturbation? Who bankrolls contemporary medicine?

sulmeza:
You talk too much