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Kwenu!


Kwezo nu!!




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Battalion1:
guy free Kwanu u dey Bleep up some times...wetn king og do you seff mtchew

Lol, next your my alternate.





am so happy people don dey see, what a green snake that guy martinez aka redpill monk is.

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na wa.

UncleJudax:
simps should be rounded up and shipped to Mars or something.

Better style (


















Na wa

Sonnobax15:

The FTC on this thread has kukuma said it all......

But like seriously,, Nothing sweet guyman belle reach when e be say na him tear the cellophane comot from him new motor body
The feeling no get mate

That's number one of all simp feelings

Her Virgin pucsy makes you catch feeling's.... you gone try cherish that motor... showcase that motor....so why won't you simp.

Sonnobax15:

The FTC on this thread has kukuma said it all......

But like seriously,, Nothing sweet guyman belle reach when e be say na him tear the cellophane comot from him new motor body
The feeling no get mate

That's number one of all simp feelings

you got a point though...
but my brother in whatever decision you make, DONT BE A SIMP.

temi1290:
Damage control, the meme you used already gave you off.

if he had dropped the number and I didn't recharge it, that would have gave me off.

no more comments on this issue.

SOZINN:
@KiNg0G
You already sold yourself out and anyone who makes time to read the rubbish you have been barfing on this thread can easily deduce your profession.

I saw your posts from yours then moniker when I used to visit the ashawo thread. About trying to help a man in need out of the "goodness of your heart".
I'm pretty sure saviola sees through your bullshît. I was just triggered by your foolish attempt to try and mock him.

Anyways, I've had my fun. I'll say no more. You are not worth it.

if he had post his number I would have top up his line. extending hands to a fellow brotherman doesn't make one foolish.
Gas don finish untop beans I dey cook, my neighbor carry his own come out without me asking.

only sissy men, teenagers, men in female clothings have mindset like yours.

Martinez39s:
Someone is projecting his emotional, feminine and childish dispositions on me, and he is shameless in his lies. Lying like someone with a low IQ. After deliberately taunting one of his detractors, he is now acting like he sincerely wanted to be charitable; reserve this lie for little children. I pity people that are taking him seriously. That was how he cunningly trying recently integrate paying for sex after calling a foolish simp the real mvp. SMH. I rest my case on his issue, I will sat no more.

NB: .. and yes, I am referring to King0G. I will say no more.

Hehehe, Same lines, same words since February.




You think This men here don't know your tactics, on monthly intervals you try to instigate quarrels here.(if I engage automatically I be the bad guy) hehehe

newbies are tripping in here on a daily basis making sensible inputs and we are learning from them.

Own that shitx, accept it.

SOZINN:
Look at you, a scammer trying to condescend a brother who is into legit hustle because the authorities have not put you behind bars.
Enjoy it while it lasts.

A thread made front page last week, why men don't like helping their fellow men, even though it's true i was not in support of it because have helped several people in the past 95% Guys.

Saviola dropped an fb post With the pic restricted due to him using freebasic, which I asked for his number to get it recharged from the goodwill of my heart.(nothing more)

I saw a guy in need at that particular time.

So whatever issue you think you have with me thats making you feed on negative vibes and energy towards my post is your headache bro.



You think every young men out there who are making funds, balling hard are yahoo boys, scammers and rippers like you.

For your info boy, I got my own registered business company am into, self employed since 2015, people work for me.(let's leave that aside)









PS: who else's noticed our REDPILL MONK was so quick to jump on his post.

MARTINEZ doesn't fail in displaying his true FEMALE NATURE.

(I CAN BET ON MY LAST KOBO HE SAW MY POST YESTERDAY BUT HAD TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO STEP IN, SO HE CAN COME WITH FUEL, GASOLINE and any other inflammables TO STIR THINGS UP. )


grown men in female clothings


like mama nkechi dey quarrel with mama favour....na that time Mama tega go won raise her own issue with mama Nkechi



typical 9jawomen doings.

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This one off me.

Ideaball:
And Jesus died for this one too ooo

Keep that thread going

Hahahaha

Saviolamemphix:
Pity a man who knows nothing abt female nature

Drop your number and network make i sub you.

Davash222:
You're underestimating Lala's love for snakes. Don't worry, he will soon shock you.

That's why I used "Might"

This na audio own.... plus it small

Lalasticlala might not be pleased.





Modified: lala was pleased.

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the Best attention you can give a girl, is no attention at all.

A bitchx has 559 views on her whatsapp status post she made yesterday, but still scrolling down to see if a particular OG viewed her pics.



Be that guy.



#streetdrills

larrixauto2017:
Yes I know what am talking about.... The generation is now going downside... Everyday.. Moral ability is now getting poorer... everyday...

Cos with the rate at which am seeing most female. In the country .. here in Nigeria... Most of them are high class prostitute, while some are low class prostitute,.. while some are private prostitute called a cheating girlfriend .. so sorry am not trying too paint the female black ..I know the men also have the stupid side of them though. Cos it's not sounding okay... A married man looking for youngees too sleep with.. becos you can easily lure them with what you have or money.

Yes but the thing is that.. most of them have seen.. dating 3 Men at a time as a norm of life. Prostitution as the way of life... Shaking ass all over the internet like Beyonce as the norms...

Look at the results we are having now it glaring. Yes it is showing.

Paternity Fraud.

Women getting more afraid of DNA Test than.. the final year exam or Nigeria scam..

Most Broken marriage....

And a lot of things...

Most of the students send too school... Are now called.. escort.. hook up babes.. or Whatsapp entrepreneur.. etc. A lot of codes name.. cos of what they want too feel the vibe.. they want too get the dick..

Or should I said is all about them being poor of being selfish and greedy as a woman...

This generation Most married women around I know I pity there husband... Cos of they go about sleeping around..I don't even get it becos of what exactly.

I have a lot too say . But you can add yours . If you see any women or men commiting adultery.. say it out let disgrace them it is wrong.. only foolish people do compare the Africans with the other world.. cos if your parents are or There parents are wayward.. they won't give birth too you calling yourself a legitimate child..

Wow am scared of people getting married nowadays cos..

Fear of separating soon or later..

Domestic violence..

And Paternity fraud issues...

Note.. English is not my fathers language so please mind my typos...

Add more... Here especially in Nairaland everyday at least different people always having issue with there girlfriend.. why.. Is cheating on me. Is doing this. Is doing that.

And also there ie one saying.. that foolish people do say.. # IT IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS JUST YOUR TURN #..

I would have suggest Surrogacy or Contract Marriage Or Baby Mama Should be what we should start practicing ..

Becos of this.. issue.. Broken marriage, paternity Fraud, Domestic violence. Etc. But most people will be against it....

Kindly drop a comment

omo, your english na deathrow

englishmart:
20 TYPES OF GIRL YOU MUST USE CONDOM ON�

1. If she has a tattoo.... Use condom

2. If she drinks beer a lot.... Condom!

3. If she is the first to take your shirt off....
Condom bro

4. If she turns off her phone when she is with you.... Condom!

5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair....
Condom!

6. If she doesn't ask for condom.... My brother condom!

7. If she wears tight jeans.... My brother condom

8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her.... Use condom

9. If she lives alone.... Condom please

10. If she works in a hair salon or bar.... Condom

11. If she is a student at Unilag, UNN, Uni Jos, Unical, BSU, and Benpoly.... My brother condom

12. If she wears g-stringe.... Condom

13. If she has stretch marks on her boobs... My brother condom

14. If she wear beads on the hip... Condom

15. If she has a lot of male friends on Facebook... Guy, condom!

16. If she support an influential politician and want to do politics... Condom

17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom bro!!

18. If she likes to say that all men are the same... Put condom pls

19. If her name is Blessing, Maggie, Favour, Amaka, Naomi, Precious, Jennifer, Princess, Chidimma, Jessica and Linda..... Condom bro!!

20. If she take this post personal... Triple the condom my brother

Betterstyle

Even if her name na mary

Emirofmakurdi:
Good day everyone
I would just go straight to the point, I met this girl February this year, I liked her or would rather say I love her, I approached her, told her how I felt for her and asked her to be in a relationship with me, she politely declined and told me we could just be very good friends, since then we have been in touch, she even comes to my place sometimes to see me and even sleep over in most cases.
Recently she started asking me if I was still interested in dating her, that we should date, though I still love her, but I have discovered some things about her that is holding me back from dating her now. She has a sugar daddy and has been with so many guys, and she is currently still seeing the sugar daddy, I still love her. But I am just confused.
Please you guys should advice me on what to do. Thanks.

Men don't love.....men fûcks.

You sound like a weakling...

Davash222:
The Moniker above me should be ignored like poverty.



There's this ecstasy that comes from women with waist bead during coitus. It's orgasmic. The dangling sound is glorious.

I thought you are a real nigha.


Buh even niggas as their own simpin thoughts.

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if she needs lunch money 3k, she has her puscy to sell
If she needs an iphone, she has her pucsy and fine face to sell
Designer wears, latest endowments... just a 30min dîck session, she can afford those shîtx.



Bros what do you have for sell?...
You as a guy man, what can your body get you?

Nothing de there, na bone yansh..... and strong face.





My brother hustle o....a girl I knew just updated her whatsapp status, with videos of a 3 bedroom flat she's building in her hometown....na only roofing remain.



This same girl worked in a carwash as a cashier 2years ago, where I knew her from.



my brother hustle agbeg, as you de on redpill diet.... nor forget to hustle.


boys dey invest, you forget say na girls dey friend this Yahoo boys them.


Boys dey use this bîtches to wash money.... you supposed know.

Few years from now as you dey see young OGs for Forbes list.

Nor surprise if you see 23year Old girl as a landlady...






#streetdrills

Aderewah:
Try to type flat.head without dot
Igbo

Igbo

FIFApresident1:
Type dullardi.nho without the dot(.) And see what it turns to.

President Buhari

President Buhari

IFSHR:
Hey brother..

1. Focus on you wife, you are the husband here and she belongs to you...take that phone from her and block the hell of a pastor (don't trust all those pastors sometimes they go beyond the Christian power).

2. Give her a strict last warning that the next time you see her chat with the man of satan, you will be forced to take a drastic decision that might end your marriage with her (ensure you munch her chats and have it sent to your own phone) . If she truly still loves you and care she will put a stop to it.

3. Get the man of satan number and give him a strict warning, that the next time her message pop up on you wives phone that he should be ready to eat the fruit of labour of those that gets fun from flirting with other people's wives.

4. Go online and get winners direct email, create a a mail and forward them the chats of the man of satan with you now ex wife because after blocking her if she still have the nerve to unblock him and they continue their flirting, she is not then worthy to be called a wife

5. It's high time you realise that the most important person to you, are you kids, plus your wife of course, but if she chooses to remove herself from the list, that's her own headache, not yours.

6. Forget all those my wife no like sex, na lie
...its either she doesn't find you enough attractive or you too motionless yourself during the act.....learn new tricks to spark up your sexual life ...make her crave for you without asking for it....text her dirty before the act, good pre-intimacy before the act, don't just always go straight to the point.

7. Be man, take charge, don't let any two people kill your joy...

Too many weak and simp moves from men trying to roar like a lion.



This here is a simp move

truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back

Sîmp move

Meek127:
funny guy,you don make me laugh today sha

Soft smallie, I dey even dey fear base on underage matter.

Na them come dey even dey bomb me..

With little application of the streetdrills, their legs don dey wet.





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