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Numerouno94:
1) "They tell me that all men are equal in God’s eyes, this player makes you seriously think about those words." - soccer commentator Ray Hudson

2) "I have never seen anyone like Leo Messi. He is a miracle from God! I like it when he does his things on the field. It's not jealousy - I feel good, for instance, when he nutmegs someone." - Arda Turan

3) "Is Messi a real player or a PlayStation character?" - Radamel Falcao

4) "I like Messi a lot, he’s a great player. Technically, we’re practically at the same level." - Pele

5) "Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol. Today you need a machine gun to stop Messi." - Hristo Stoichkov

6) "Messi is the Mozart of soccer." - Radomir Antic

7) "It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind." - Xavi

"For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible pleasure." - Luis Figo

9) "Barca will never have a player like Messi again. Messi’s greatness is present on and off the field of play." - ex-Barcelona president Sandro Rosell

10) "This Barca will be remembered as Messi’s Barca. He’s well above anything else I’ve ever seen. He’s an alien." - Carles Puyol


11) "Messi is the best in the world without any doubt and for me the history of soccer." Luis Enrique

12) "Messi is God, as a person and even more as a player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it all." - Samuel Eto'o

13) "Although he may not be human, it’s good that Messi still thinks he is." - Javier Mascherano

14) "Newton and Einstein had a certain level of autism - I hope that, like them, Messi surpasses himself every day and continues to give us his beautiful brand of soccer." - Romario

15) "Life with Leo is prettier, of another colour." - Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu

16) "There are three or four important things in life: books, friends, women… and Messi." - Portuguese writer Antonio Lobo Antunes

17) "Seeing Messi play is like watching a video game… What Messi does on a soccer field is simply unthinkable… The way he walks from side to side, and once he sees an opportunity, he simply creates magic." - tennis superstar Victoria Azarenka

18) "He is an anomaly. The rest will have to wait until he falls off a little bit.” - Edgar Davids

19) "At this point I’m starting to believe that Messi is tightly related to Clark Kent." - Bar Rafaeli

20) "Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary." - Franck Ribery


21) "We give him the ball and stand back and watch. People often say to me they saw Pele and Maradona play. In the future, I will be able to say I saw Messi play." - Thiago Alcantara

22) "He is always going forwards. He never passes the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one idea, to run towards the goal. So as a soccer fan, just enjoy the show." - Zinedine Zidane

23) "He sees passes that most people can only see whilst watching the game on TV, not ones that you can normally see on the pitch." - Tata Martino

24) "He does not really seem human to me." - Luis Enrique

25) "For the world of soccer, Messi is a treasure because he is a role model for children around the world… Messi will be the player to win the most Ballons d’Or in history. He will win five, six, seven. He is incomparable. He’s in a different league." - Johan Cruyff

26) "I have played against Platini, Maradona, Cruyff and played with George Best — a lot of big names, but none of them has been able to do what Messi does. Two years ago I said that the best player I played against was Maradona and the best player I have played with was Bestie. But I can now say I have never seen a player as good as Messi. He’s in a league of his own." - Former Tottenham star Gerry Armstrong

27) "Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is 10 times better." - Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

28) "Diego [Maradona] filled us with emotions. But between the cracks, without doubt, Messi is better than Maradona." - Diego Simeone

29) "There is no doubt, you’re from another galaxy. Thanks Leo." - Maxi Rodriguez

30) "Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi." - Arsene Wenger


31) "I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine soccer and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius." - Diego Maradona

32) "Messi does not need his right foot. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world. Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we would have serious problems." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

33) "Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in my life time. Never really saw Pele… Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney agree Messi is the best they have seen. He plays a game with which we are not familiar." - Gary Lineker

34) "I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best I’ve seen." - Albert Ferrer

35) "It feels good to be in the same generation as him. I believe he’s the best player in the history of the sport." - Gerard Pique

36) "Messi defies the laws of anatomy, he must have an extra bone in his ankle." - Carlos Bilardo

37) "Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player ever. It’s a pleasure to pit myself against him and when I finish my career it’s something I can look back on and know I’ve tested myself against the very best." - John Terry

38) "In my entire life I have never seen a player of such quality and personality at such a young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one of the world’s great clubs... Before a game, you can plan for everything. But Messi can produce a move that no-one expects and change the game in an instant." - Fabio Capello

39) "Messi is better than Maradona; he is more complete, more consistent, more spectacular. He is reinventing the game – a mix of the real and the virtual." - Tostão

40) "I am not crazy enough to compare myself with Messi because he is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be." - Mario Gomez


41) "I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them." - Roy Keane

42) "Messi is the best player ever. And this is said by someone who has seen Maradona and Pele play." - AC Milan chief Adriano Galliani

43) "He is the best in the world. soccer seems easy when he plays it." - Bacary Sagna

44) "I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US National Team in honour of the Greatest athlete I have ever seen: Messi." - Kobe Bryant

45) "The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would be the best player in the world for five years in a row." - Felipe Scolari

46) "I can’t believe anyone can have played the game of soccer as well as Messi." - Michael Owen

47) "Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I watch him, I see a player who is very, very, skilful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego Maradona’s." - Franz Beckenbauer

48) "Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is very good, but I prefer Messi. He’s incredible." - Gheorghe Hagi

49) "Comparing CR7 to Messi is an exercise of ignorance in soccer. Messi is Messi and others, soccerers." - Spanish manager Miguel Angel Lotina

50) "The other day I saw one of his games. He was running with the ball at a hundred per cent full speed, I don’t know how many touches he took, maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his foot. It’s practically impossible." - Real Madrid legend Raul

Bonus: "Don't write about him, don't try to describe him. Just watch him." - Pep Guardiola

Gee stole the show even the op no get my attention reach you

emmanuelbrown26:
That's how shallow minded most west are. Once u aren't speaking Yoruba or hausa, automatically u an Igbo man
Once u are fair in complexion u are an Igbo man
Once u are very beautiful, automatically u are an Igbo woman.
Once u look clean and fresh, automatically u are an Igbo person

Chai oyami lenu

Wodu89:
I ain't Igbo. I don't do tribal banters. Find your peer elsewhere. Good luck at it

Lol ones your not an APC fan you be igbo that's how they reason 🤣

With money you can buy power


Yet with power you can acquire money

If to chose will chose money

What did I just read the new guy is his cousin na still family business na

Beremx:
Who else if not Sabiu Tunde Yusuf the recharge card seller turned over night billionaire?

May over night billionarism favour me and my generations in Jesus name amen.

Amen and me too

Na God dey bless last last

Nice one son

This is not gun na its for painting dumb ass police in Nigeria mteeew

BOSSkesh:
All the igbos will start crying and shouting victimization
When it’s they own brother stealing and looting this country dry

Simple English you can't speak how una dey manage creat account for here no wonder nairaland is now useless

anonymous1759:
Those monarchs should be removed from the list . Gulf countries practice monarchy , Europe and Asian. Stop making it seems like monarchy is bad in Africa but good in other nations .

Exactly what I wanted to say

DrAkpamudehe:
Nnukwu nmonwu anaaa.
Agunechemba ojoto
Okaka ojoto
My great uncle and mentor.
May your soul rest in perfect peace.
Ojoto mourns
Okonkwo family mourns
Anambra mourns
Nigeria mourns

Na nu udo okaka

Rain want kill person for ojoto that day

TimeMachine2:
Leadership mess according to ipob election losers. Peter Gringory Obi or any ibo man can never rule Nigeria till 2073. Even if military is going to take over, it has to be a Yoruba man or Fulani/Hausa man, you remain the slaves that you are until restitution is fully paid on behalf of your greedy forefathers.

Slaves that is buying your yoruba Brothers to shout odokwu up and down or the slave who's putting your aboki brother as gate man or the one buying highest numbers of cow for an event from your fulani ogas hmmm omo I Rather be slave ohh and be this igbo man than run after bus in the bus stop or run after gate daily or patrol the bush daily joor

dangermouse:
Don't be too sure.

Even a goat pushed to the wall turns back and bite.

In everything you have learnt in life, learn to fear the wrath of a gentle man or in this case the wrath of "lazy youths".

For how long will I read out this to my children when time comes

dangermouse:
Democracy is the best form of government but sadly in most if not all of Africa, it is being bastardised by same politicians who don't play fair and does not have the will of the masses at heart. They always tend to suppress the will of the masses while always pleasing the colonialists to remain in power.

This is where our duties lies as Africans. Emancipation from the dictates of colonialism.

Military take over is not the solution. Everyone should rather be positively proactive in political affairs in the continent and hold any political class responsible.

We are just talking when will we start acting including me my self na mouth we get I swear Nigerians are truly lazy not handy but mentally that's a fact quote me anywhere

Ola9ja23:
Jonathan you are right on this one.

Society is changing fast.

How could someone in Finland dictate to millions of coward people to sit at home and they couldn't resist

Truly society is changing. 🤣🤣😀😂

For you mind you dey do person or you dey ride the igbos hmm omo this guy's are building empire without the help of this bloody government time we tell make we dey play first time go come nigeria won't remain together for too long don't need a prophet to tell me that na then we go know how far south west na only Lagos dem get ohh when time come

stewiepeter:
I cry for this country. It’s not about APC alone, it’s about PDP, politicians and all of them, they have killed us all

E dey pain me when people dey side of this demonic paties I swear they all same aje

accordadoga25:
0kôr0 the chest beater. We are very sure in your family there are at least 2 drug pushers there. You all glorify crime to brag.

You pigs have been wailing since 1967. Can’t this wailing stop in your own generation? Must you pigs pass it to the next generation of pigs again?

We will rule you for good 8 years then the north will continue from where we stop.

Hahahah chimooo a foo* will always be Sha una go role hahaha na hunger go reset your Brian soon

Oizee:
happy birthday to you! May God grant your heart desires

Thanks family ❣

Nairaland family it's my birthday

TimFisher2:




Mugus!



All you guys do is to breath on tribalism


This is the source of your living all day.


This is why they played tribal during election instead of voting for who will restore and deal with those that has steal the common wealth


Fuel will be 1000k starting from November... Una go trek and suffer tire.


Tinubu till 2032! Insha Allah!

Hahahaha see who's talking oga na all of us dey the Matter abi your papa dey buy fuel 36naira ni

RapistOnBail:

Nna, na obidients him dey call reggae dancers

We know who's talking to na abi make we call name

IconicR:
Hmmm sad to still see people doing these traditional stuff.
Thank God Emir of illorin chased them away

And your doing Arab man tradition hahaha make I no talk Sha

kestolove95:
Mpumiri youth....drug overdose, na iyamiri people that's what dey take morning, afternoon ND evening that's why you see them very aggressive and insulting..drug control that tribe

When a fool opens his mouth

Is there anything like mistake in cheating bikonu oga we cheat just make sure you don't get caught omo ones I catch you we fit dey oh but don't think it will be anything serious

I just did same thing this morning got a phone for my girl 70k make I give level small only to use my phone to book appointment go flirt I call mama for video call she dey warn me omo I play mugu straight ohh come pet mama to come the next day that I miss her as she reach here I collect my phone Waka comot if nothing to do with it I go use am blow cologs aje

IconicR:
Concubine was addressed as ant infested shior. The Umuoji bag of beans is busy acting devilish drama with his stupid sidecock while his supposed father-in-law is addressing her as ant infested firewood shior. I'm glad He addressed May as a very good woman, the ndi you don't know what Yul is passing through can now rest, isn't it obvious that Yul just took advantage of his wife's good heart and calmness for granted but some co-adulteres still want to push a narrative.

Why's she your problem hmmm nawa ohh

IconicR:
So a man can cheat and go scort free while a woman who cheats deserves no mercy or forgiveness, how do you feel typing that?

If she must cheat let her pay a groom prize and pay bills na

[quote author=Chummynoni post=124577576]sorry about the loss of your wife. You have to stop smoking . Worry doesn’t change anything , it worsens it /quote] your right but it's not easy for ne

Chummynoni:
sorry about the loss of your wife. You have to stop smoking . Worry doesn’t change anything , it worsens it

your right but it's not easy for ne

Smoking most cologs and cigarettes I'm really tired but is the only place I found joy after the death of my wife the truth its killing not slow very fast everyone around me already scared I'm losing it