₦airaland Forum

Ndi oshi, ndi ASUU.

Skyfornia:
Oga I'm telling you what I heard from a reliable source living in that area...what is your argument all about?

I live in that area. No military shiii guarded anything. It is an open area.

ERockson:
Every rational human being is welcome in Yoruba

Even not so rational including killer fulani bikesmen.

Okurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dude is a serial beggar, alcoholic and a squanderer. He will soon be back but dead this time.

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Not like he bought the house with his money. T&C's still apply to this audio gifthouse that will be paid for a period of 20 years.

PrinceGallant:
I prefer different rooms if possible.

Enough spaces allow breathing. Let me have my things under my control. Women likes coolers, many luggages, they can keep cooking pots inside wardrobes. They love loads both useless and useful loads too much.

Let her have her rooms and arrange it to her best wish, let me have my reading table and my bed alone. I hate too much loads

So right. A man should be able to wake up at night, switch on his reading lights and do one or two jobs without worrying about waking up his partner.

So far it came from Pa Pete, it is correct. Our tradition is sacrosanct.

If you don't agree, take sniper.

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

Are you mad?

Before poverty would tell you to comment ''vanity upon vanity'', ask yourself if you are happy with your vanity poverty status. Let's be guided here.

ststyreal:
The child could still be yours, as nothing is impossible before God... Man proposes, God disposes..... Fingers crossed.... Let the baby be born first, then you can go for a DNA test..... But nothing gives peace like the TRUTH!

This woman will kill you if you marry her. Run now while you have the chance. A wayward woman and a a bastard do not deserve you. Run.

Shibaraba:
NYSC....abroad can never be like naija own.
Shey bugle wake una ni.
Or una follow Nigeria wake up flag raising.
Or una do early morning parade ? "Shouting 4th platoon left wheel!!!!!" With ogogoro enough to kill 5 people in my system.
Or you even line up to chop food for kitchen
Or una be like shibaraba wey dey tiff meat inside pocket so that I go use am drink manya for mammy?
Or our escapades for parade ground after lights out?
My joy when I won the tallest man yikpata camp knew no bounds. See babes everywhere.....
It can never be like.
But at least we still get mouth. Them recognise us. As dem don kuku ban us make everybody dey their dey.
Keep our agege bread and our nysc for us.
See as them big like dokunnu wey dem wrap.

Yikpata, Kwara state during Saraki as governor

Damn nigarrrrr

I was there.

Hades2016:
the case is different because Lagos has the largest population in Nigeria bro ...

The larger population constitute of okada and keke riders coming from all the states that have banned them. Okada situation in Lagos was and is still a disaster waiting to happen. Most of them do not even understand English and are always ready to unleash mayhem with dangerous weapons out of nowhere at the slightest encounter. One stabbed my colleague and left him permanently blind in his left eye till today. No address, no identification.

valarmorghulis:
Exactly, don't even try it, if you're not happy with the ban, u can move to other states and for those of you condemning sanwolu, u guys praised ur state govt(Imo, Anambra, kano, Jos etc) when they banned okada, how is sanwolu case diff?

Including Enugu, Rivers, Abia, Ebonyi, Delta, Edo

Kendumazy:
I really feel for the investors of OPAY AND GOKADA. A wrong investment this would be for them and this sends a wrong signal to foreign investors.

Which yeye foreign investor would come and invest in an unlawful business?

Y'all gonna be fine las las.

BlackBigBlog:
My Brother Hustle oooooooo , Make you no allow poverty make you type Rubbish for Social media !!!

A typical Nigerian's story.

Good development. Let all the Malian, Sudanese and Chadian mallams go back to wherever they came from.

All the states in South East and South South banned okada for obvious reasons and heaven and hell did not fall. 80% of these okada and keke riders are bandits and criminals in disguise.

Some northern states also banned okada. And what happened was that all the motorbikes from those states in the SE, SS and North where okada was banned were loaded onto the next trailer to Lagos, which led to this okada apocalypse that we have in present day Lagos.

These riders in Lagos have no homes, no identification and were riding recklessly, maiming and killing people, committing crimes and shitting almost everywhere.

I think there should be enforcement of total ban in all the local governments of the state.

Kudos to Sanwolu.

Kudos to Lagos State commissioner of police.

COWBOYFAN:
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

I just had a traditional wedding earlier this month. I'm not based in Nigeria. I provided all the finances for the wedding before I arrived Lagos. Everything listed to be bought for the wedding I provided all. To my surprise wedding that was suppose to take place in a hall had to take place in a cramped sitting room. No food, no drinks, no DJ etc. What did they use the funds for? I don't know. I asked questions and no answers given. To be fair to her family members, I didn't give money directly to her parents or siblings. I gave the funds to my wife to be.

Surprisingly on the day of the small wedding, her uncle was accusing me of not providing money to organize the wedding properly. My heart sank. I look in the direction of my wife to be and couldn't believe what just came out of her uncle's mouth. Whereas I provided money for everything. The wedding prayers went ahead and we were joined together.

After the dry wedding ceremony I began to ask questions but my new wife couldn't give me explanation. Fast forward to last week I was looking for money I kept in my drawer and couldn't find it. I decided to just keep quiet and watch. I set another trap. I had some US Dollars in my wallet and exposed the money for her to see. I went to the shower and lo and behold my new wife removed the dollars from my wallet. I got dressed after shower and we went outside to go somewhere together as my driver was in the car waiting. As we were going, I opened my wallet and saw the dollars gone. I blew a whistle right there and she denied it. I asked driver to return home. I had my parent and siblings at home on that day but I can bet my life on them. I told them what's going on. My new wife was all over the place and shaken. I refused to talk to her. I confided in my mother and explained how I set the trap for my wife. Surprisingly my wife started making moves. She planted the money all over the place which I saw as she was doing. I pretended I didn't see her. I refused to talk to her. All of a sudden she confronted me and attacked me that I suspected her to be the one who stole my money. She started saying she stoop so low to allow herself to be ridiculed in the presence of my family. I confronted her with evidence and she began crying and blaming devil. She has done series of money infractions that I couldn't list here. She fights me for money on daily basis since we got married. No money ever enough.

This is a woman that I gave a car to already and spent so much on to be comfortable. I just bought her another car to be given to her on her birthday. On the day she stole the dollars I had just given her 100,000 naira pocket money for the week. She's been crying and begging for two days saying it won't happen again. She has refused to eat.

Here is the bombshell I just confirmed she's now three weeks pregnant. I can't trust my life with her at this juncture. I'm leaning towards divorce. I'm too scared to be with her. She's too greedy.

I am an ardent viewer of The Perfect Murder on Crime & Investigation channel and can truthfully tell you that you, Mr man, are dead any moment that woman finds out that you have money somewhere that your demise would give her access to the money.

Please run for your life no mattet how sweet she is in the middle. Don't forget to do a DNA test on that baby should you accept it.

budaatum:
Though your story get one kind wọwọ, like "you set trap for your wife" instead of 'set trap to see who trap catch', she's blaming devil for what she is responsible for and wants you to believe in spirits lol.

Mr! Abeg! You close eye leap into this your one month marriage?

You are mad. He was aware she had been stealing from him and decided to confirm it.

mrsage:
Let's get things clear.
I'm not in love with okoada and Kekes. They also have their faults.

However the government approach is wrong.

First they should consider the social consequences of this so called "restriction".

These bikes and Kekes are a business, Micro Finance banks (who pay taxes to government and employ Lagosians ) have invested heavily in this mode of transportation. How do we expect them to recover?

If the government decides to ban, why can't they give the operators some time. 6-8 months notice is not a bad idea.

Then every party involved will have time to plan an exit strategy.


If you take away a mans means of livelihood how do you expect him to survive?

All the states in SE and SS have banned okada and nobody died. If you knew the nuisance and security threat posed by this okada riders - 80% of them from the north.

Every "mallam" in Lagos rides a bike; whether he understands what he is doing or not. Any small altercation, they'd gather in numbers and threaten fire � and violence. They know nothing about road signs, break traffic rules and laws with recklessness and rascality. They send nnocent people to untimely avoidable deaths. They constitute traffic mayhem and some are robbers and criminals in disguise. The last time I was coming from Cotonou to Lagos, I saw hell from Okoko till VI. The activities of these guys required a state of emergency declaration.

Please remember there is an existing law in Lagos that bans the activities of okada operation in Lagos. Fashola enforced total ban but Ambode came and played politics with it. Engaging an illegal business has its consequences.

I bu complete anumanu. Have you ever crossed River Niger? Onye ara.

Amotekun777:
...as a driver or owner? Former for sure.

You said both but, mentioned 5 brands.

Whichever, you can't take away the experience.

Have driven both Toyota, Honda, Benz, Volvo and BMW. I'll choose Honda over any of those any time any day. Especially the recent models of Honda. Drove my cousin's 2014 Honda accord from Onitsha to PH in December and I nearly cum.