₦airaland Forum

Beats me how it's only women that make it big in Nollywood.

Decrypter:
Or just drive home.

A lot of people don't have issues getting home, they'll get home but them no go fit enter inside house.

It's either you sleep in the car in front of your gate or you sleep in the gutter in front of your gate.

Story of my life.

.

.

Because most of the time there is no emergency in the the emergency vehicle. Some just wan use it beat traffic and only to end up parking in front of ashaw0 joint to do short time or park at Iya Shukurat kiosk just to buy shekpe and smoke jedi/Rothmans and weed.

So if you dey my back dey blow wow wow wow wow, you go blow tire because i ain't giving up my space to anyone faking emergency... we die there.

The first son's teeth be like shovels.

.

.

Even if you add that to Atiku, can't still win.

Nothing.

*rapping*

Lift your glasses,

Shake your asses,

This sweet victory is for the masses...

rusher14:


I'm sure your uniform is that of a clown.

Red nose and pancake.

bros, why

franchasng:
If Muhammadu Buhari rigs this election and forcefully install himself as Nigeria's President against the will of the masses, Buhari will never complete his tenure as President, bookmark this page today

Sharaaaap.

It's either this female dog is a moderator here or she is dating one. All her nonsense posts keep making it to front page everyday.

PDP should stop all these sponsored senseless killings. The attack came after INEC released the number of registered voters and collected PVC. Katsina was shown have the capacity to give PMB more votes than 3 states in the SE, so PDP sent their killer machines to the state to cause fear and instigate voter apathy.

While her children are in a 5-star hotel in Dubai on the election day getting their uncircumcised pr1cks sucked.

That is a tip of the iceberg should Atiku win.

The man is gonna use the first 3 years to recover all the money he has spent on this election and he may file for bankruptcy if he lost the election. Man has spent so much.

Atiku and corruption:

Seun fp is full of hate.

Too many job adverts on NL everyday and they say no jobs.

KunleyY19:
It's Good to have a populated state has a politician ooo....

Beats me how you people capture H-factor in written English. Wonderful!

goodnessme1:
I have my pvc but am not voting,
not just me,all true biafrans aren't voting,

So what’s the essence of your getting a PVC?

4+4

daroz:
Does Buhari even know what it’s all about?

No, he doesn't but Nigerians know and it's to our benefits.

hopevalley:
Yes, let us vote APC out. They have failed Nigeria and Nigerians. Meanwhile, are you interested in knowing how to export products to foreign countries and make millions of naira? Click on the link on my signature.

Some of you are so daft. Using your business link to through political jabs and innuendoes is to say the least dumb, stupid and business-wise suicidal.

Olosho, saw her at Quilox on Friday night and she was asking for 50k for a night.

And he can't still give head. Idiot falling men's hand. This fool had only one assignment to do the day he met that South African hoe, which was to make her know say naija men are th real ish but he disappointed himself, WOEFULLY. � � � � �

royalamour:
Met in 2014 November.
Dated for 11 months. All these while she was so homely and accommodating.

She would call to let me know about her movements even when I did not ask for.

She would apologize at any slight opportunity.

It was all rosy.

The parents kept calling and advising me not to let other ladies win me over.

They would visit or call my parents at every given opportunity and I felt "this is it".

We got married almost a year later.

The first 2 weeks of the honeymoon was smooth until the 3rd week and bam! there was disagreement about money.

She stabbed me with a knife though the cut wasn't too deep. It took me months to catch up with reality as the lady I was dating was a total different person.

That was the journey of misery and then it was nagging, disrespect and stuffs until I caught her on the phone telling her ex that she misses him and sh1ts.

I was devastated. This lady refused to apologize. She won't even listen to me whenever I asked to have a heart to heart talk with her.

I had to involve her parents and it was by force before she apologized.

She got pregnant and 9 months later she was delivered of our first son.

2 weeks later, my attention was drawn to constant beeping on her phone and when I checked, my supposed wife was discussing with another of her ex about how tight and intact her vagina was cos she gave birth through CS. And the guy used to be jealous cos he enjoyed the sex they had as she was always tight and shits.

I was devastated. I drew her attention to it and she denied feigning ignorance. It was when I showed her screenshots that she accepted and asked me to forget about it, that what has happened has happened.

She would never say sorry. So called her elder brother and he begged me and begged her to apologize, still she won't.

I reported to the mother. This didn't help matters. The aunts numbering about 4 had to beg on her behalf.
I let it slide.

Things got worse and it came to a point where she would not cook. Even times when I return home from long journeys, I most times will have to go into the kitchen to sort myself.

Mum got sick and I asked that she come to us so that we can go to bigger hospital for proper check up and hell was let loose.

She stopped cooking and would only cook whenever she desires.

Time past and my life became almost miserable.

I would close from the office and won't be able to go home. I would stroll into a beer parlour and while away time till maybe 10pm and would sneak out very early even before she wakes up.

Earlier in 2016, I had empowered her with 1.2 million to start a business and one dime I didn't see as return on investment with her citing low patronage as the reason for the collapse of the business.

It was until the elder brother who was staying with us asked her for money and she refused that the dude disclosed that she made about 2.6 million from sales of items and services she rendered in the shop she denied making nothing from. She could not deny this fact but for my son I let it slide.

My wife would bring her female friend into the home and this lady even when she was engaged to a guy still go out to sleep with other guys.
I asked her to stop been friends with her and she blatantly refused. She would go ahead to invite the lady into my home and rain insults on me because I don't want them together.

This final one was the calls she was making with her ex most times when I was away in the office.
I noticed and she couldn't deny it. I later learnt that her cheat of a friend was the middle person that delivers messages to my wife whenever I was around.

I can't take it anymore.

I don't wanna die before my time.

I can't eat in my house anymore as she threatened to poison me and nothing will happen. This was let out in a heat of a moment while we were exchanging words.

What's the express way to divorce without complications?

NB: The dad has asked me to quit before I start to develop HBP.

You are from another planet, I swear. I have been married for 6 year and I can't take 5% of what you just narrated above. I had some disagreement that bothered on her constant nagging and bickering with my wife last month and I left home for 4 days. It took both families, friends and even my boss to make me go back to my house. I don't like violence; domestic or otherwise, so i had to bail out of the house when it was obvious that the real intent of my wife that day was to provoke to the point of beating her. I just took a few things and jumped into my car and left.

What i will suggest is that you find a place to stay and go to work while the impasse rages. I do not know how old your child is but make sure your plan includes your child/children.

Small girl big towtow

.

DaddyNimo:
idiot pdp gave your dumb ass the access to the phone and internet that your whole generation couldnt afford before they came on board.

Dude, is your brain paining you? You mean PDP invented phones and internet? You are more clueless than I thought.

Kewtt:
if fashola and APC cannot keep ordinary oshodi Apapa expressway safe and motorable... In 4 years ... 2019 APC Next level na long thing.

If PDP could not fix anything in Nigeria for 16 years, then their Get Nigeria working again chant for 2019 is an effort in futility and a BIG scam.

You can never find Atiku(Fraud) and Integrity(PMB) at the same place at the same time.

Argue with your smelling nyash.